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2018

06

Jul

Babes in Bed to Celebrate a Good Night Sleep thanks to Physicians Grade CBD of the Day

Don’t you want a good night’s sleep For Once in Your Damn Life….

We are all over caffeinated. We are all over stressed. We are all addicted to the internet, porn, social media and sleep with our phones, get our whole circadian sleep rhythm all out of fucking control….from screens…radiation…who the fuck knows…

Up late on dating apps, or this website, alone in bed wondering where it all went wrong…unhealthy and distracted, trying to figure out ways to be better, to get better, to make more money to finally buy that girlfriend you always wanted….

You are not alone, but it has been proven that SLEEP is the number one key to good health…proper sleep lowers all kinds of ailments from High Blood Pressure, to other Cardiovascular diseases, and likely cancers but I’m not a doctor…

I just know that it’s fucking important to sleep, that’s why I don’t have an actual job, I like to wake up when I want, not to some alarm, like a slave of a man…slaving to the people…

Point being….CBD has been proven to help sleep, and so much fucking more. I use it for my digestion…and my hemorrhoids…but the same key ingredient can help you sleep calmly and soundly and relaxed…which helps you be a better you…

Our friends and partners at Physicians Grade have a very affordable solution to help you sleep, that isn’t fucking chemical pharmaceuticals, that the man want you to take to be more of a zombie than you are.

It’s the SLEEP SPRAY and it’s only 20 dollars…and it fucking works…

So get yours, it will help you, and even if it doesn’t, it’s 20 fucking dollars, and worth experimenting with because it could fucking help.

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2018

06

Jul

Bella Hadid Thirst Trap of the Day

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Bella Hadid loves attention. Probably because she was the ugly sister growing up, and now is seen as the hot sister everyone is into….an it girl or whatever…

But what the world needs less of is Bella Hadid…and really all girls like Bella Hadid…not the hottest girls, packaged as hot, relevant, all because they are rich….

The girl had her career bought for her thanks to having a rich narcissistic dad who wants his daughters to be seen as hot models that the world celebrates…it gets him more access to the low level models who want to be top models like his daughters and makes them willing to fuck him to get closer to them…

She rode her sister’s coattails and together they thought “this is easy”….all well being the best promotional tool for their dad’s model fetish…I’ve said it before but the best sugar baby site is having your two daughters famous as models….EVEN though they are rat faced and undeserving of it according to me…which is not the ultimate decision maker…

I am not a fan of rich people buying their career to get ahead. I find it obnoxious. I am fine with them being naked and attention seeking… I just don’t think the non-deserving should get a head when there are so many hotter and better whores with better attitudes who don’t just expect it cuz their sister had it.

I like hard work…but I guess hard attention seeking is hard work in and of it’s own right….

Look at the tits…that’s what I’m here for…that face…that has to go.

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2018

06

Jul

Taylor Swift Gettin Wet in a Bikini of the Day

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Taylor Swift, whether she writes her own songs and rides that storyline or not, which isn’t that impressive because her songs aren’t that good, or complex, and are about boys and very cutesy bullshit….is garbage…

She makes a lot of fucking money because she’s got her scam on and because people like garbage…

But I appreciate that she’s had a lot of sex with a lot of people over the years and managed to come out the victim…like most women.

I think it’d be great to hear all the stories from all the men who have fucked her, to really dive into the Taylor Swift story…because being this rich and famous comes with serious mental issues…

Now I don’t think Taylor Swift is hot, I’d still watch her sex tape and look at her leaked nudes if they ever happened, and they should happen because she’s a slutty slutty girl….

So that’s the reason I’m posting this USA themed paparazzi shoot…

Whether I like it or not, it’s still Taylor Swift..the PHENOM pulling the best scam in recent years….feel sorry for the horny girl…buy her albums about heart break…so clever…her dad must have worked in advertising before selling off his daughter to the world…gifting us with this…that unfortunately there’s no return policy on.

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2018

06

Jul

Ariel Winter Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Ariel Winter is into Ass Play, at least that’s what I gather from her boyfriend grabbing her ass in these instagram pics, but more interestingly, or not interesting at all, she’s pulling her short shorts up into her ass, to feel it up against her asshole, because either she likes the feeling, or she has an itch from not wiping properly thanks to being so fucking fat…

It’s nice to see the child star is so versatile, from showing off tits, cutting off tits, being fat as fuck, and having her tits grow back…to now bringing her ass into the mix….

I know she’s dabbled with this before, and shouldn’t have, but did…and now I guess it’s a thing…which makes sense because if I was to describe her or give her a pronoun like the college kids like doing now, it’d be THING….

What is that thing, look at that thing, poor thing, her parents sold her to entertainment and she’s doomed…cuz she didn’t grow up to be cute. But there will always be MOOCHES willing to spend her money and live in her house in exchange for fucking her and telling her she’s great.

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2018

06

Jul

Mandy Rose Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I think the WWE run like a porn company…and really targets the same lame dude who falls into man on man soap operas…fighting with each other….

It’s trashy, it’s American, it’s blue collar and the people into it…are fucking into it…

They figured out if they invest money into some dumb twat that looks like a porn chick, that is totally replaceable, and who historically, based on all the other sluts before her, will let her “celebrity” get to her head and fuck off on contract re-negotiations to go do her own thing…cuz she forgets what the power of her owners actually is….they can make the WWE less gay….

So even when she gets used to her place, and forgets the day they first hired her where she screamed at herself in the mirror saying “OMG OMG OMG THIS IS IT”….you know before the pro athlete and rich guy boyfriends…back when her other option was to be a cocktail waitress…..or stripper…or porn chick…..they’ll have other trashy all Americans to move in…and she’ll end up dying like Chyna….

I guess what I am saying is that we’ve seen this kind of person before, and where’s the fucking sex tape….live up to your tits girl…

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Posted in:Mandy Rose|SFW

2018

06

Jul

Nicki Minaj Beached Whale Topless of the Day

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I think Nicki Minaj has her tit fully out in this weird mermaid photoshoot that I don’t fully understand because I was always taught that black people hated the water…not in a racist statement but in a generalized cultural observation I’ve heard over the years…which I guess is the definition of racism…but without cultural generalizations how do the social Justice warriors know what to yell at white people for culturally appropriating…

It’s all too confusing, but what isn’t confusing is how bad I want to see a wave take this bitch out to sea…give her the proper viking funeral she deserves…

I guess it’s appropriate for her to be in the surf…since she’s a fucking wave jacker and nothing about her is original…but where’s the fucking shark attack when you need it…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2018

06

Jul

Charlotte McKinney in a Bikini of the Day

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As much as I make mild fun of Charlotte McKinney, I appreciate that she knows what she’s good for. I appreciate that she knows that her natural tits are what people want to see and so she lets us see them. I appreciate that despite not being famous, she managed to get on Dancing with the Stars, that’s a super fucking troll I’ve never mastered, so whether she’s useless, or her strategy is weak, or her attempt to target women lame, or the fact she’s getting older a fact, she’s still go big tits, she still exists, and has made a name for herself with those tits, and that’s all you can really ask for from some Rich Florida girl with a dad who tax evades thanks to being a Bahamian citizen.

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2018

06

Jul

Chloe Sevigny Hipster Fashion Shoot of the Day

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Chloe Sevigny was an it girl. People loved her. They fashion world loved her….she was edgy, and “cool”…acting like she didn’t give a fuck…weird enough to almost seem authentic…and most importantly, the girl who got AIDS in KIDS…

Obviosuly, I never found her that hot, except when she had AIDS in Kids, but I do prefer her when she takes progressive steps as an artist by sucking dick in a mainstream movie, called Brown Bunny, because actors need to start actually fucking in movies, they get paid too much to fake the sex, especially in this porn filled world….

But I never disliked her…and she’s still at it at 40 something…and is still more interesting than her Kids costar Rosario Dawson…which is what matters to me..

This is weird, quirky, interesting, fun…who knows…but it’s good.

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|SFW

2018

06

Jul

Devon Lee Carlson is a Carpenter of the Day

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Devon Lee Carlson is some kind of carpenter or handyman in this themed shoot using props that remind me of a late 90s shoot and that makes me happy to see…because I’ve always liked obscurity in my photoshoots, you know weird things in photoshoots, that make you wonder why there’s a half naked girl in that pic, or why there’s that prop in the pic, or why the half naked girl is with tool belt…

I don’t like seeing photoshoots on instagram where girls pose serious, like they are actual models, like they are serious in their look at the camera doing their best model impression…in lingerie…softly lit…in hotel rooms…in showers…it’s just lame as fuck

But throw some construction boots and a hard had on a bitch..and we’re in fucking business….just look at Devon Lee Carlson…whoever the fuck that is.

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2018

06

Jul

Kara Del Toro Is Hot in a Red Bikini of the Day

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I still don’t know who Kara Del Toro….but I will assume she’s Benicio Del Toro’s daughter, who with his last name and her trust fund has been able to make it in American thanks to being half naked, in bikini and hot…

She is hot…and I guess whether she’s a rich kid, a celebrity’s kid, a thirsty attention seeker who gets half naked, she’s doing the best thing she could be doing with that body and that is showing it off..

If we can learn anything from Em Rat Cow and her massive tits that went viral thanks to a slutty music video, it’s that brands will pay you 300k to basically do nothing but be Rat Cow…despite having a bunch of pervs who like tits following you…they throw the cash at you…and I guess Del Toro is on that hustle…which makes sense to me.

If you’re a hot girl and you’re not faking your way through instagram…you’re an idiot.

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