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2018

09

Jul

Halle Berry Bikini of the Day

Halle Berry lives matter….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, and the only black thing about her is that she never met her dad who was black….

Halle Berry has been given access to her own social media so that she can connect with her fans the way she always wanted to, the way she got work in the first place….but that we didn’t know because they kept an arm’s length or wall between fans and talent…never too old.

Speaking of black lives matter – I saw a few black kids at the pool horse playing and the white lifeguard told them to follow the rules and their mom got up from her chair freaking out on the lifeguard saying her kids were just having fun and made it a race thing…everyone is so sensitive and into making everything into something – kids don’t need to follow the rules and if you tell them to – you racist….

But if you jerk off to Halle Berry you aren’t, so prove you’re not…..

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2018

09

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Topless of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin and her daddy issues….because her dad called her a pig for the world to hear to set the tone for her entire life being the sad broken daughter of rich and famous people….trying to find herself only to know that she will be them…all while being 7 feet tall….and three hundred pound of pure amazon woman…proportionate but a giant….who is was early to beachy instagram, only to have her mooch cousin of normal size, with less successful parents, but more successful friends and Bieber de-virginizing her when underage…only to propose to her this weekend….leaving sexually confused Ireland topless in a pool…

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2018

09

Jul

Rita Ora Still in a Bikini of the Day

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This just in….Rita Ora is still in a bikini….because Rita Ora knows what the paparazzi like…and Rita Ora likes the paparazzi….because with their help she has tricked America into thinking she is famous…and if they think you are famous then you are famous….it’s all an illusion….and tits get hits so she can make hits…that none of us want to hear…but end up knowing all the lyrics thanks to brainwashing…..just not when it comes to Rita Ora….who we have never heard anything from….

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2018

09

Jul

Kate Winslet Bikini of the Day

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Here’s Kate Winslet doing her best impression of the Titanic, you know doing a tribute to the only reason she exists, only this time playing the massive disaster in the sea….in the form of her bikini….not the tragic sinking of the world’s greatest ship on the maiden voyage…because this isn’t her maiden voyage. She is old….but still has big tits.

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2018

09

Jul

Gigi Hadid Action Star for V Magazine of the Day

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These photos of Gigi Hadid being some kind of fashion action star for a fashion magazine came out last week and I ignored them because I have seen the paparazzi pics of Gigi Hadid on a Jet Ski and it was more erotic..

That’s not to say that Gigi Hadid is erotic, I don’t find anything about her that exciting or interesting or hot…she has a muppet face…but I don’t buy that she’s jumping on anything, or in the dirt on an side-by-side blowing dust clouds…it’s likely all in studio, a lie…like her career…and that’s all I have to say about that..

Oh…and at least she’s not Bella.

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2018

09

Jul

Iggy Azalea’s Ass Implants of the Day

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Iggy Azalea, still disgusting. Still shamelessly self promoting like the stripper she pretends she was as a teenager in Miami after running away from home in Australia and ending up in Miami..where she worked underage….sounds like a legit story you fucking bottom feeding pop bullshit with a fake bottom….

She has an album or single out and I preferred when she wasn’t promoting nonsense and was just a fat ass no one really cared about or remembered existed because she’s that kind of star.

Iggy Azalea Slutty Fake Ass in a Thong Bodysuit

Here she is slutty on Instagram

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2018

09

Jul

Liz Hurley Tramp(oline) Fetish of the Day

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What differentiates a low level attention seeking hooker from the social media account trying to increase followers so that she doesn’t need to have an actual job, or so that she can increase the day rate,…

With an old, rich, woman who made a career before social media as a hot half naked slut, who fucked the right people so she could increase her day rate, or worth, in less of an escort way and more of “she only dates rich people” way

Not a whole lot…I mean a tramp on a trampoline tit out at any age is a fetish for the right kind of pervert…..I happen to bed the right kind of pervert.

Her tit almost pops out at the end so you know she means it.

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2018

09

Jul

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is pushing 30, but I guess that doesn’t stop girls anymore, it just makes them push a lot harder…and really commit to the cause…which in her case is posing as sexy as she can in a bikini…almost on a porn level because those Swedes understand design, and simplicity, and efficiency….

It’s like why diddle-daddle, get to the point and spread your legs in a bikini so I can see your damn cooter.

She is the IKEA furniture of models, easy to assemble…because every part of her just makes sense..

She is the VOLVO car of models, safe and practical….because she gets to the fucking point.

More…

Before being a slutty model on instagram and Victoria’s Secret…Elsa Hosk was a professional Basketball player who was smart enough to throw it all away and become a model…

Some magazine did a shoot with her playing basketball for her sports issue.

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2018

09

Jul

Demi Lovato Titty Squish of the Day

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Demi Lovato is pretty inconsistent – maybe it’s her fake bi-polar disorder that I don’t officially believe she has, but that she apparently has….because it is a good excuse for her to get away with any bad decision she makes…from drugs, to sex with women, which for some reason is a shocking Demi Lovato statistic to people despite her looking like a dyke, built like a dyke, you know I think I saw her setting up a tent with her fat girlfriend on a campground setting up a tent they pulled out of their Toyota Tercel with a Rainbow Queer bumper sticker on it..wearing hiking boots and an asymmetrical haircut…

But she goes from being fat and celebrating no-make-up – to sexualizing the fuck out of herself….showing her titty squish on the instagram or her asshole on the instagram feeling good…..

I mean, she wore a thong….why? Because all these women on the social media want all the attention they can get – even the famous ones…

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2018

09

Jul

Emma Roberts is Hot of the Day

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I find Emma Roberts hot…and not because she’s Julia’s niece, or Eric Roberts daughter, who you know likely has serious daddy issues, as he was self destructing around the time she was born and growing up, meaning he probably did a lot of things to scar her emotionally, and as a spoiled brat by default, thanks to who her family is, she’s managed to have a bit of a career for herself, and she’s managed to look good while having that career and that’s what it’s all about.

Since we don’t have to deal with the person behind the tits, behind the body, in anything buy their “acting” roles, it makes it easy to appreciate them for their tits….and sure Emma Roberts doesn’t have big tits, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t nice tits, even if the rest of her is one giant sour cunt…

We can collectively appreciate her outfit.

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