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2018

06

Apr

Sara Sampaio Naked For Fashion of the Day

Sara Sampaio is naked in some magazine that doesn’t matter, but that is called Madame Figaro – April 2018…which I guess matters to Sara Sampaio on her bullshit quest to get famous or more famous or more media…

The fact that she is naked in a magazine is pretty interesting, but not interesting at all, but interesting if you care to pay attention to these idiots, because it is a reminder of how bullshit her and her DONKEY FROM SHREK LOOKING face is…

She’s not hot, really not hot, but she gets work, thinks she’s hot and dates billionaires…

But I digress, I’m totally off track, thoughts circulating my brain to fast to focus on what I am trying to say like some ADD kid on speed….because I’m so upset about the lies!!! THE LIES!

I actually don’t care, but I heard her do some keynote speech a while ago, probably in November about how she was sexually assaulted because a magazine published nude pics of her that she allowed them to take but that they said they wouldn’t publish…the magazine was LUI and she was clearly happy to be there…but decided she didn’t want the nude pics released for free like some kind of whore…

YET HERE SHE IS DOING IT AGAIN….THE LIES!!!

Clearly she likes to be naked, in naked shoots, and her sexually assaulted angling was just her being an asshole to someone, trying to shame them, or make them come across as evil predators and that’s just evil…

I hate the fake sex assault accusers and think they should go to jail…they are as bad as the real sexual assaulters…seriously…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2018

06

Apr

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart Still Scissoring of the Day

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The Scissor Sisters – Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell – are still scissoring – in the event you were wondering – and based on their walk I wonder if any fists are involved in their dyking out, because when there’s no dick in the room, these girls get creative with the objects they can fill their cunt’s up with….

I like to think Stella Maxwell the scammer – knows how to scam her way to relevant – and she does it on the back of women through what I assume is a masterful tongue…that can make these girls she traps squirt everywhere…

And the girls she traps who squirt everywhere, are broken down celebrities, who increase her profile, but are such identity crisis’, easy to manipulate into feeling loved and not taken advantage of…

You can tell by how serious Kristen Stewart takes her dyke persona…she’s like a cartoon caricature of a dyke…which is how you know she’s not authetic…it’s acting that Maxwell clearly doesn’t care about because it get her in the paparazzi…something she’s done before to become the Victoria’s Secret model she doesn’t necessarily deserve to be on hotness alone..

Celebrity / Model / Homosexuality isn’t exciting to me…but maybe it is to you…and I’m here to deliver..and not just because this site is so broke ass I take on a night job as a pizza delivery man….but in my posts also….

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2018

06

Apr

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

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LOOK IT IS KENDALL JENNER IN A BIKINI FOR WHO THE FUCK CARES…

It’s so exciting…and by that I mean the absolute least exciting thing ever…it’s actually offensive to me…

She’s a sister of a whore, and she only exists due to sex work and porno, yet doesn’t even produce porn of her own, just this softcore shit…spitting on the world of sex work..but not on the dick she’s sucking in video like her sister did when taking the black cock into her big fat vile hairy ass on camera – in the video that made her…

Instead she’s a reality TV star, the most vapid of high profile, high end, famous life…that people idolize…real basic gutter people…

I am amazed that high fashion throws money at these people, but I guess it’s a reminder that High Fashion is a lie, they just like to target low level gutter humans who rob and steal to afford their status symbol items…gutter strippers love CHANEL bags…

Here is her cameltoe in grey pants

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2018

06

Apr

Jamie King’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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The story is that ex Heroin Addict, who survived the heroin years, but her photographer boyfriend didn’t….Jamie King….a woman we’ve seen naked since the late 90s when she was probably 19 years old….was attacked by some 45 year old skater who smashed in her car windows…spraying glass all over her kid…probably one of her drug dealers from the 90s she owed money to….before she got all hollywood and forgot her crew….or who the fuck knows….or care….

What we do know about this is that her nipples were hard while chatting with the police, nervous, excited, turned on from the adrenaline….maybe just cold and scared…who knows…but hard nipples during conflict…that shit is magical…

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Posted in:Jamie King|SFW

2018

06

Apr

Bella Hadid Nipples of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted her nipples on social media – because of course she did..

You know this is her self expression, her platform to be a creative genius, like some kind of celebrated author, or writer, or painter, or designer, or inventor…who actually accomplished something in their life beyond just posting up pics of her nipples on social media..

But this vapid world that we are in, loves rich kids, loves celebrating rich kids, loves giving rich kids more money, and loves making rich kids…who are rich for no reason of their own…live the lazy life of traveling and posing…in what is the most vapid and disgusting use of their time…instead of making a fucking difference in the world…

These are the nipples of disgusting humans…who represent everything wrong in the world….

I don’t find her cute, but I’ll look at her attention seeking marketing nipples…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

06

Apr

Demi Lovato is a Fat Fuck of the Day

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I don’t know what happened with our Bi Polar superstar we’ve never heard of – Demi Lovato – the hefty lesbian who dated the guy from that 70s show – where she played the whole fat chick is beautiful narrative you’ve all been forced to listen to, and some of you may believe, because you’re sick in the fucking head…and support women who will eventually die prematurely due to their fatness and fat related diseases…

I do know that after she broke up with That 70s Show, she went from dump truck of a woman who was barely slutty, to fitness girl who was totally slutty, who gained the weight back, but is playing slutty despite gaining the weight back…and is now being a positive role model to her fans by showing off her cellulite and stretch marks..

PUT THAT SHIT AWAY girl..

We don’t need to see that, I am perfectly fine with the unrealistic expectations we are given from the Instagramm filters we all see..

I prefer thinking things are hot, that the reality that they aren’t….seriously…

Not everyone or everything is beautiful, some things are gross…it’s a fact. Deal with it.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW|Videos

2018

06

Apr

Aubrey O’Day Spreads Her Legs Of the Day

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I wonder if Aubrey O’Day is enjoying her fourth wind of barely relevant by attaching herself to the Don Jr Trump scandals involving her being a seductress whore with her big fat tits, who at the time of Celebrity Apprentice was a fucking pig of a girl in size and stature, full fat chick, which anyone would be embarrassed about cheating on their wife with, you know when you cheat on the fat chick, always a shameful experience that after the fact you wish never happened…

I think it’s safe to say with content like this that she’s riding the wave like I guess Don Jr rode her wave back when she was trying to have her second wave of success through his family’s show…

Vile…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|SFW

2018

06

Apr

Christian Lessons from Hailey Baldwin Rubbing Her Tits like a Sex Worker of the Day

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I don’t give a shit that Hailey Baldwin identifies as a born again Christian, who loves Jesus and all that Jesus does, because she was raised by a psycho narcisstic drug addict, Stephen Baldwin, who found Jesus to deal with his inner demons and to find purpose in his life…

I don’t really care what this bitch preys to, or what scamming hipster pastor she sees for spiritual guidance…

But she seems to be very public about it…all while being public about being an exhibitionist, sex worker, who wants the world to follow her, and obsess over her, like she herself was a religious idol…and that is really everything against any religion I know…but I guess Jesus saves or some shit, so she’ll be ok…with her lie of a life she lives…

When you post pics of you playing with your tits on your social media..you’re a straight up hooker…straight up…bible thumper or not…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

06

Apr

Alexis Ren Bolt Ons of the Day

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Alexis Ren, who is a lot of hype and no that cute, is in some self produced, or maybe this is for an actual company or magazine, photoshoot that showcases her not so great face, her solid body, and her even more solid tits, because those fuckers are bolted on so hard…in an era where life is about the injections of fillers, not the actual implantation of a sac of fluid…both totally insane, but that’s the world we live in people…

Everyone you see is a fabrication, an instagram filter, who has the pressure of living that lie in real life, like this one who is famous for being a hot ass accessory to some homosexual dude who would pose and do bro shit, and who made a lot of money doing it…but where’s a ho to go from there…you know peaking at 19 as a the accessory…forced to continue her hustle, that I am sure is hardly a hustle at all…but that involves a lot of half nakedness…and bikini pics…because that’s her niche…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2018

06

Apr

Ariel Winter Hard Nipple Shopping of the Day

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I am not posting these pics because I am excited by fat girl Ariel Winter and her hormonal imbalance that leads to monster tits she keeps having the cut off, only for them to come back and pretty much haunt her, despite being the only thing about her that is decent to look at…thanks to being reshaped, reworked, and not hanging down to her pussy, like an overbred Pitbull in the projects…

I am posting them to showcase just how unattractive she is, despite having serious commercial success, because she was lucky enough to get cast on a hugely popular show that lasted the last 15 years, years you perverts watched her hit puberty, because obviously someone is watching that show, not me, but someone…and that someone, if reading this, was watching the titties grow….

They should have pulled an Aunt Viv and replaced her with a hot instagrammer, instead they let her continue existing, getting paid, in contract…where she only participates because she likes the craft services table…eats that shit like it’ll solve all her inner trauma from being whored out as a youth…

THis here is her street walk.

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW