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2018

14

May

Kendall Jenner Upskirt and Nipples of the Day

Kendall Jenner is in Cannes with her useless friends….because they are important and annoying people…who get invited to all these exclusive and important events because they are the top tier pussy in both their homes and the world…thanks to social media marketing and quick to the game tactics that mastered social media and have made these idiots famous…along with a sister’s sex tape, a TV show coupled with America being fucking dumb and buying into everything they see on TV..just ask that Slap Chop dude…

Like a fame whore, being instructed to get noticed that she is, she brought out the tits to be seen by all…because tits are people too, and we can’t oppress the nipple like some kind of shameful thing…she is woman like her dad…here her roar or some shit..

Or just stare at the tits….

There’s more….in this massive kendall jenner attention seeking from CANNES post…..including:

Black Swimsuit Pussy Print

More White Dress Black Nipple

Upskirt with Bella Hadid

Some Bella Hadid Cameltoe and Hard Nipples

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner

2018

14

May

Romee Strijd Ass of the Day

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Romee Strijd may have a stupid name. She may be a recent Victoia’s Secret angle, she’s like 1 year into this shit and she’s living it up…

She’s also strategic in her half nakedness, because she’s cleverly started a YOUTUBE CHANNEL where she VLOGS about her life…

Because as celebrities and models realize that people care more about their lives than just their half named photos..

I am not one of those people, but in 22 VLOGS she’s got 500,000 followers and she’s pretty much killing it, getting that YOUTUBE money…that will offer life beyond Victoria’s Secret…so I support people who try to make it in America…and who do a pretty good job of it…steal the White Man’s job…or some shit…

I am more into seeing her skinny long body, long legs, in thigh high sports socks….wearing WHITE panties on the beach…my favorite color of panty because it’s sheer when wet…

The pink suit isn’t bad either, you know jacked up into that pussy showcasing it’s definition…so skinny, and skinny makes her amazing, in this fat world.

I am a fan…

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She’s also posting this on her social media – you know to keep ya’ll engaged…

Bad Faced Ashley Tisdale Showing Tit of the Day

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I was a bit of a social justice warrior in my own right against Ashley Tisdale many years ago when she was on High School Musical….

I made a point of attacking her, not sexually like a College Kid who drank too much at the frat party, but because I was offended years ago when she won some Kids Choice Award, or MTV award that celebrated her as a hot chick, which she wasn’t.

I felt it was my duty to turn on her, to call her ugly, to point at her face, her flawed face and say “DISNEY BOUGHT THIS” because they probably did….

Disney manipulation of facts is real….and not always as good as you’d expect…and I wanted to let the world, or my 3 readers know…I am a hero like that…

But now, realize, her fit body outweighed her weird face, and even in her old married aged way, her ugly face is tolerable, as is her body in fitness gear….or a dress showing tit..

Fascinating.

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The dress:

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How about a panty pic she posted to her social media yesterday….ok….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2018

14

May

Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day

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I guess Lucy Hale is some very famous young actress, at least according to her instagram follower count, because she was on show Pretty Little Liars with other really famous young actresses you’ve probably barely heard of unless you watched Pretty Little Liars because you’re a high school gym teacher and it gives you a reference point to connect with your students before fucking them….not that it’s a show anymore…but people fucking loved it…..

I’ve seen that she is on some new CW show where she is some dying of cancer girl who caused some damage while dying of cancer…only to not die of cancer and have to rebuild the damage she did while dying of cancer…because everyone with a terminal illness is reckless…and does bad things to people knowing they are going to die and don’t have to pay the consequences…right…

Who cares about how dumb the media is…here she is in a bikini doing PR hustle to get noticed, media hits, so people tune into her shit show for more than just being on CW after Riverdale…

Boom…

Posted in:Lucy Hale|SFW

2018

14

May

Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio Tits in Cannes of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the Victoria’s Secret model, manipulator, social climber, celebrity fucker who has leveraged being a hipster model with a shaved head and uneven tits from 5 or 6 years ago…to being a top model…

I have no idea how that happened, but assume it starts with eating famous pussy…and throwing Barbara Palvin under the bus, because you have to really want it to make it in America…and when you really want it…you do anything for it…and obstacles you need to climb over like Barbara Palvin become easy prey…

But here she is…all A List at Cannes doing whatever it is so does…tits out…lookin’ good.

She’s in tights….and damn Stella Maxwell is skinny, it’s like Kristen Stwart sucked all the fat out of her via her vagina during lesbianism….she’s with her colleague and overrated VS model Sara Sampaio….

So here’s Sara Sampaio who is not deserving of a post of her own but thanks to riding Stella Maxwell’s famous paparazzi care where the pussy Kristen Stewart is, she’s relevant by association…

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If that doesn’t interest you, maybe the lesbian Stella Maxwell scissors and manipulates does:

Here’s an angry Kristen Stewart…who may or may not be Patrick Stewart’s daughter…I’m going with not…

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Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2018

14

May

Kara Del Toro Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Kara Del Toro – but she looks like an LA based Sugar Baby….who is pretending to be a model…because if a sugar baby pretends to be a model…her rich boyfriend who pays her rent will feel more inclined to gift her…rather than her just being some unemployed chicks who lingers between workout class to lunches everyday….while the sugar daddy is out making money that affords girls like this…

I don’t know if she’s ever done any substantial work, but if she’s in a wet black thong…I support her hustle…

Keep getting that good life, live the best life, LA rents are expensive so keep up the good work seducing old rich perverts…an art of it’s own really…

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Posted in:Kara Del Toro|SFW

2018

14

May

Nina Dobrev Topless of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some Canadian immigrant, who has moved onto the USA thanks to being a talented and amazing actress that was on some shitty show…

She was on Degrassi, like Drake and clearly that carried her to the Vampire Diaries, a very important show that I am sure made this Bulgarian a lot of money….money that she spends on holistic, health and wellness treatments, like accupuncture for her social media feed, as it is less whorish of a girl to post a health and wellness procedure to her feed, rather than just a shameless topless panty pic attention seeking…

I just prefer when health and wellness content posted up is more of a colonic…you know hose down that colon and let’s see how much impacted shit she’s got….at 29….probably a lot.

Her mother still lives in Canada, while this one gets to be all LA…and that makes me feel closer to her….on some level…but not really…it just means I can park outside the family house if I cared enough to….without having to cross any borders…which I wouldn’t do…except maybe to orchestrate a viral video candlelight vigil after Dobrev dies of AIDS from jacking her back up with dirty needles…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2018

14

May

Julianne Hough Squatting in Lingerie of the Day

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Julianne Hough Squatting in Lingerie or in what looks like thigh high stockings…like some little pervert fetish chick…who despite being raised Mormon, in a backwoods incestuous dance family, where her and her brother did everything together, including Anal Sex, before she got sold to Ryan Seacrest for a couple of Goats, you know Mormons and their farms…they love that shit….where he slutted her up, where he made her the slut that she is today…because rich people, even America’s Sweetheart like Seacrest are dark and have weird sexual dysfunctions, issues, fetishes….that all took place on this one’s ass…

While now she’s married, but you can’t take the ho out of the ho, because a ho is a ho is a ho, and this is her level of ho down, it’s accessible, inoffensive and won’t get her fired from any mainstream jobs…

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2018

14

May

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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Alexis Ren has actually had an influence on society. Not that she’s done anything all that remarkable, she was just the most successful at doing it. Doing what exactly? Getting naked or half naked on the internet in a safe for work way. With some dude old ladies perved on because he had this fit surf look, the kind of thing a weirdo would call a “CHAD”…because the “CHAD’s” Get all the girls…or some shit…

Either way, she’s managed to keep her followers interested in her half nakedness, by continuing the half nakedness…which without the epic travel and adventure has left her just being half naked…a low level tactic by such a well followed person…but a tactic I like.

Why bother with storylines and bullshit….when you can just get half naked…it’s easier and you get all the same social media hits…with less work, costs, etc.

I don’t know why brands would sponsor her, but I know why people jerk off to her…we are perverts….that’s why.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2018

14

May

Hayley Hasselhoff’s Tits make me Ask – WHERE IS THE SEX TAPE FATTY of the Day

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Hayley Hasselhoff, like all fat chicks….looks good enough when cropped from the base of their monster tits up….because even if they have a fat head….the monster tits divert from that…and since the rest of their body isn’t in the frame…you don’t get too distracted by their obesity…

Not that it matters to any of you perverts who love all monster tits, fat or not, but it matters to me…

What also matters to me is whether this one will ever do the sex tape….I love celebrity kids, they are hilarious and I love when the forgotten celebrity kids end up with sex tapes…while the other celebrity kids end up with TV hosting jobs…like Hailey Baldwin…

Clearly, this one is a little lazy, in body and mind, and just gets her BAYWATCH PAY WATCH TRUST FUND…no need to actually get fucked by black guys in porno…but it’d be so good if she did…

Posted in:Hayley Hasselhoff|SFW