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2018

28

May

Battle of the Performing 30 Year Olds in Leotards of the Day

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TAYLOR SWIFT

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RITA ORA

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Both women who shouldn’t be wearing leotards in concert, but who are wearing leotards in concerts, because I guess that’s the style of girls in concerts….

But then again, all women look better in leotards, even fat women looking like stuffed sausages, because a fabric that touches pussy, anus and nipples at the same time is a glorious invention – except when you have to pee at a public bathroom…

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2018

28

May

Lily Rose Depp Turns 19 of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp turned 19 over the weekend, which to me is a more important national event than Memorial Day, not that I like celebrating young girls getting older and older, you know closer and closer to middle aged and disgusting, but I do like celebrating all things Lily Rose Depp because she’s probably the best of the celebrity kids.

Obviously, I don’t know her, I don’t know anyone under the age of 30 really, but I can assume that even if she’s the absolute worst in being spoiled and a brat raised by crazy famous Johnny Depp, who is at this point a legend….and I guess his whore Amber Heard….I find that totally acceptable…

I don’t follow her life too closely, I just see shit that pops up, but I know that during Coachella, when all the other instagram whores were basically wrestling with each other to climb the totem pole of best Coachella pic, Lily Rose Depp was at a Sea Turtle Sanctuary…and I fucking love Sea Turtles…

This weekend all the instagram whores are in luxury spots, like Monaco or wherever else in bikinis…while Lily Rose Depp is hanging out with PUFFINS…the bird not the fat drug dealer who calls himself Puffins…Because she’s got nothing to prove and that must be a nice feeling in a world of everyone trying to prove themselves…

Do good with what you’ve been given….

So happy birthday to that…and luckily for you perverts, 19 is still young as fuck so there’s a bunch of years of great braless cuz it’s the trend / bikini pics to come….so you can.

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

28

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Geriatric Pregnancy Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt has a solid excuse for being fat – for once in her life, unless she’s had other kids, which is possible, I stopped paying attention to her when her fat ass caught up to her fat tits…..but today…in this Instagram Erotica…she’s got some Geriatric pregnancy erotica for those of you who don’t find it unnatural for a 40 year old to have a kid – even if the chances of it having Downs Syndrom and other issues are higher…because you’ve loved Jennifer Love Hewitt tits your adult life and any excuse to see her tits, or think about her pussy being filled with cum before being shredded apart is porn to you….

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2018

28

May

Jaime King Bikini of the Day

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Jaime King has been around for as long as I can remember, at least her titty pics have been around for as long as I can remember, because I got the internet in 1995, and I was already dabbling in slutty celebrity and model nudity, and she was already working in the fashion world as a fashion model – despite only being 14 years old…not that we knew she was 14 years old…not sure if she was doing the underage topless work, that would be illegal even if it was in art/fashion and not for some pervert who owns a videostore…but that came soon after…so she’s a familiar face…

At 39 years old…she’s looking amazing, her body is tight, her ass is tight, her pussy definition mound in a tight bikini looks hardly mangled from years of being in ther industry…and being a mom of 2. It makes no fucking sense…..

Maybe it was the heroin addiction from 14-19….when she was modeling…shit preserved her like all “opiates” do…or maybe it was from having sex with Kid Rock….or maybe it’s just her ego, narcissism, good genes and her acting career that came after the whole heroin addicted model.

I DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS…but dig the pics.

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2018

28

May

Noah Cyrus Still Gross of the Day

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In case you were wondering – Noah Cyrus is the Ashlee Simpson of the Cyrus family…

I am sure she’s not the first girl who wants the success her sister had. She wants the praise and adoration. She wants to be celebrated and a star. She feels as though she’s entitled to it or capable of it because her sister has it because she’s been coddled as fuck by everyone as she grew up, including the famous sister to try to make her feel better about herself, you know to downplay the sister’s fame like it aint a thing…

All while having nothing the sister had, the talent or the compelling personality, or hustle…but she does have her sister’s promotional tools, and contacts, and people try to help her…when they should just be honest with her and let her know to work in other areas and that she should use the sister to open doors for things she’s actually good at, but ego doesn’t let that happen…can’t just ride the wave, needs to be the TOP of the wave but will always been Miley’s sister…

Point is…I like when angst and jealously comes in the form of rebellion and sex tapes…not whatever this is….

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2018

28

May

Olga de Mar Naked of the Day

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Olga De Mar another naked instagram thot…who isn’t that famous on Instagram, but who trying to change that.

This instagram nude shoot is for Playboy, because after Playboy made the brilliant decision to not do nudity, while the rest of the world got more nude, they decided to get girls desperate for attention who are already getting naked on instagram as their big tactic to win…weird right…

I scanned this girl’s instagram, I’m not about to decide what she is about with any authority, I just know that she looks like her profile is a backpages account back when backpages existed, or maybe her profile on her escort agency site…which is pretty much what Instagram is for most girls seeking rich dudes to give them the good life…

Her bio is: #modellife

Which in and of itself is hilarious for anyone with big fake tits to say….but I guess escorts call themselves models as much as models call themselves models…plus if you’re an immigrant trying to come in and out of the USA, your profile can’t say “whore”…the don’t like letting whores in…even if the politicians like GETTING up in whores.

Here is some of her “instagram goods”

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2018

28

May

Sara Sampaio Topless for Vogue of the Day

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Sara Sampaio isn’t that interesting. She was some Portuguese model who no one I know in Portugal every heard of, despite Portugal having a population of 2000, but that I like to think they pretend is a Portuguese model, because they don’t want the world to know they make robot women in their factory behind all the cheaply made, sweatshop, panties…

What is interesting is that she made a fucking scene last year because I magazine she posted nude for posted the pics she signed off on…but is getting topless in Vogue because it’s Vogue…

I mean sure you can’t see her nipples, but that just makes it more of a bullshit shoot than the other shoot..where you could see her nipples…because when you’re a panty promo model…you’re a slut and a slut who doesn’t show nipples is the kind of slut who shouldn’t succeed as a slut. No room for prudes here. When you’re a whore you’re a whore so whore.

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2018

28

May

Kelly Brook Fat Tits of the Day

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Kelly Brook is a fat titty model…who has been able to starve herself before shoots so that she doesn’t look so fat…but who has thrown that strategy in the trash because all the fat models are making it…and it’s easier to not starve yourself or workout to get work…that she would have otherwise been rejected for but it’s a new era – the fat chcik era.

I don’t really have anything inspiring to say about Kelly Brook, I have literally been doing posts on her for over a decade and they are always the same “big tits”, “titty model”…I think once I posted nudes of her that I claimed were an abortion…that was a highlight..

And now at 40 or near 40…she’s looking 40 or near 40…a mom who isn’t even a mom yet….and probably never will be because she’s 40….and that body is that of an older lady….the kind of body you’d see on your aunt when you were a 12 year old visiting your aunt for the summer and having a pool day…you know not a blood relative, so the tits you stare at mesmerize your horny pervert brain and the fact she is built like Whiskey barrel because she made your 3 cousins and loves drinking beer…is irrelevant..

We call her auntie Kelly..

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Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2018

28

May

Charlotte McKinney Hard Nipples of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney, despite putting her effort into targeting Women, because advertisers spend a lot more money on women who reach and influence women, making Charlotte McKinney re-work her strategy to try to become an influence to women..whether with fitness advice, or health trend advice, or maybe it is fashion advice….but the only lesson she is really qualified to walk anyone through as a mentor is use your tits if you’ve got tits, and if you don’t, I have no idea what to tell you, because monster tits are the only reason I am here and the only story I have to tell…

I think Charlotte McKinney is the kind of woman that other women hate…so good luck with the re-brand…and never forget to share the nipples with the dudes who basically are 98 percent of your followers…

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2018

28

May

Josie Canseco’s Pussy in Skimpy Panty Pic of the Day

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Before instagram there was a pervert in LA named Purienne, who got all the young girls who were aspiring models or I guess established models, to get naked and be part of his book or magazine that had LA hipster approval…

So girls would line up to have their pics taken by him, and instagram basically built an empire based off of something he was doing, filters included, and that worked out pretty good for those nerds, and I guess Zuckerberg who spent over a billion dollars trying to buy cool and ruining it as angry nerds do…

And I guess Purienne is still recruiting the girls who want slutty pics that come across as hipster cool, because he’s still got the credibility, and is pretty much a legend to perverts like me…

So seeing Josie Canseco, heriess to the Jose Canseco empire, and often times naked or half naked rich kid on instagram, with a close up pussy shot on his IG page was a good time had by all, and by all I mean me…cuz I am sitting here alone.

Racy…but SFW according to Zuckerberg…

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