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2018

07

Feb

Paige Spiranac in a Bikini of the Day

Paige Spiranac UnderBoob

Paige Spiranac is slutty golfer in a bikini with her tits hanging out….

I don’t follow golf or golfers and I won’t start now, because golf is the dumbest activity presented as a sport, that any bro or old person can really do, and anyone who is addicted to the shit, and who loves the shit, is someone I cannot be friends with, which isn’t saying much since I hate everyone and everything and have no friends..

BUT….GOLF is still the fucking worst, whether a girl gets into it as clickbait for the sport or not, hot chicks Golf, this frat boys and cheesy women, often times from South Carolina, Florida and Georgia, who are just so basic, mainstream and typical middle of the road, need an activity as lame as they are too be part of…and I guess sometimes they make it big enough for SI SWIM to notice and feature because being a woman in sport that has no babes is easy fucking marketing.

Nice tits. HOLE IN ONE or ONE IN ONE OF HER HOLES.

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2018

07

Feb

Ava Sambora in a Bikini of the Day

Ava Sambora in her bikini

Ava Sambora is the daughter of Bon Jovi’s Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear who you may remember as the 90s babe from basically mainstream porno, the TV version, an Aaron Spelling show, masturbatory and cheesy as fuck, but that people would get hooked on like the assholes people are….at least we assume her dad is Richie Sambora, who knows what Heather Locklear was doing in her peak, in terms of cum in her pussy…for all we know this could be the child of another rocker that she won’t ever admit to…because that’s how groupie celebrity blond high bro porno level actors who don’t get naked live…

Ava, has taken her trust fund, her spoiled brat life, and become pretty fucking low level model, up on some IRELAND BALDWIN shit…

You’d think, she’d do better in her shameless self promotion, I am sure she could easily be up there with the Hadids being shameless, getting paid…but instead..she just does low hanging clickbait like this.

I’ll still look at her tits, because youthful tits remind me of a life worth living.

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2018

07

Feb

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham tits in a green Bikini

Heather Graham is 100 fucking years old…but will always be the bush on Roller Girl to me…and really the tits in every big movie she did back when she was relevant – and she was very fucking relevant – these tits were EVERYWHERE..

I guess she’s trying to do a comeback, or market herself, the best way to market yourself, maybe she’s back on TV or trying to get back on TV, I cannot be too sure, I am not IMDB…and if I am it’s for the tits, documenting the tits, cuz I like tits…

And tits, are the best way to get attention, other than complaining about being raped by producers to get your millionaire life…like an unappreciative whore, and these women are for the most part whores…

It’s the bases if their existence and for that – I will celebrate these bikini pics

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2018

07

Feb

Elizabeth Olsen’s Thighs in Shorts Go Hiking of the Day

Elizabeth Olsen Thighs in short shorts

Elizabeth Olsen is the bootleg sister of the other Olsen Twins, who went viral last week in their fashion shoot on the Segway or whatever those things are called, because it was on some weird rich person kick, like when you’d see people like Michael Jackson doing weird things, all frail and weak and bleached and blown out….just a victim of being really successful…and possibly abused…and I guess terrible plastic surgery….that they have to get together otherwise it gets confusing.

Well, this bootleg sister, is not the billionaire they are, but thanks to them, she has a really hot and successful acting career, and actually doesn’t look like a weirdo skeleton, probably because she got the womb to herself, and didn’t have to fight for it with her creepy clone like her sisters did….

She’s in shorts, she’s got some substance, I’m into it…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elizabeth Olsen|SFW

2018

07

Feb

Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Top and Rough Face of the Day

Hailey Baldwin in a bikini

Hailey Baldwin’s in a bikini to for attention as she clickbaits her way to fame, while the other girls she sucks up to and mooches off of, are out making babies that would be better off being abortions, but that are marketing hooks to keep the family getting paid…she knows her time is almost here.

The most interesting thing about this D-List actors daughter, other than her bikini top pics, is that her D-List dad actor is a business partner of the MYPILLOW.COM guy…another ex drug addict turned Christian, who exploits the church for his own personal gain, in selling pillows on informercials….

And everytime I see her I think “My PILLOW DOT COM”….

That’s how branding, marketing, and product placement works…and really that’s the level of product, you know the NOT QUITE ON QVC, level of MYPILLOW.COM that Hailey should be marketing, but somehow people think she’s important or more important than she is and give her actual jobs promoting things….

Weird….but rich kids when not ugly get ahead.

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

07

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Titty Shot of the Day

Aubrey O'Day Big tits in a see through shirt

Aubrey O’Day is amazing, I mean not really, but amazing to me because I’ve seen her career arc…from being a reality show aspiring singer who fucked diddy, a little white girl who’s dad bought her a set of tits to help her make it, blossom into a fat ass white girl, who was legit fat, because the black fans she acquired while hooked on DIDDY dick were into that, and girls like eating and being lazy….to being on the Apprentice where she likely fucked TRUMP, but would never admit it because she needs the money she gets to keep her mouth shut about it to pay the bills, because as an instagram model with a jacked up face, looking terrifying….that shit’s not cutting it.

She’s on some comeback tour, is dating a guy from Jersey Shore, and is almost irrelevant, but less fat…even if her titties are still fat and I’m into it because I am a suck fuck with a ghetto stripper with a fake tan and fake face fetish.

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2018

07

Feb

Jessica Biel for Yoga Pants Not Showing Yoga Pants Ass of the Day

Jessica Biel bent over in yoga pants

Jessica Biel isn’t hot and Justin Timberlake is a homo.

She is only known as being hot because she did one slutty shoot, for a now defunct magazine, which made everyone go nuts back when magazines had that power, even though she was a sexed up behind the scenes of that Christian bullshit, because the dad on the show was a fucking sex offender prevert…and they were just ACTING…

That was her only job, besides seducing the homo, who you know is a homo, because you watched his 40 year old homo ass do a song and dance during your superbowl in what was zero fucking cool…

She got him to marry her, probably put up with a lot, or maybe has a big dick, who knows, but the people loved her booty…because she did fitness….

ANd here she is not showing off that ass, show the ass, even if you are now 40, a mom (allegedly), looking bunk as fuck…and that’s about all i have to say about that…

Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW

2018

07

Feb

Mariina Keskitalo Topless of the Day

Mariina Keskitalo Topless

Mariina Keskitalo is some chick showing her tits on the internet for what she’ll position as art…and for what is probably seeking validation from men…and that could be an attempt to get a bigger audience so that she can be an Emrata or a HADID also…

Tits get hits and we’ve always known that it’s just that the mainstream used to have a moral code and thought showing tits for hits was a bad thing..that would disappoint their moms and grandmas and the community and the church…but that social pressure has been lifted…and motherfuckers put tits everywhere..

Thank you, Mariina Keskitalo, and your immigrant work ethic, for your contribution to the world. I like it.

Posted in:Mariina Keskitalo

2018

07

Feb

Sarah Hyland’s Handjob Tutorial of the Day

Sarah Hyland is demonstrating handjobs…for you perverts…

Since she’s small, she needs to put her whole body into it…

Fists full of jerking off…

Here she is sweating

TO SEE THE WEIRD FACE WITH SKINNY LEGS HEADING TO THE GYM IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

07

Feb

Man Has Sex with Scooter and Other Videos of the Day

Couple on a Balcony

Drunk Driver Opens Door to Vomit and Falls Out

Dog Catches House on Fire

Army Veteran vs Casino Robber

Mad Cow Of the Day…

The Birds are Coming

Asian Couple on a Bed at their Wedding

Motorcycle Guy Gets Launched

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