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2018

12

Feb

Irina Shayk Pussy Hole of the Day

Irina Shayk is a little thicker than she once was, you know before she seduced a Hollywood celebrity and notorious womanzier into knocking her up so that she would be set for life. That kind of security is important to a Russian immigrant who used her looks to live the good life as a model, a life she wanted to maintain as her looks dwindled into nothing….something that may not ever happen, but has started to happen by her standards…

But I guess that doesn’t mean she can’t get on the runway during fashion week to relive the glory days as the old timer, but more importantly to show off her pussy hole, one you’d expect to be much bigger after all it’s been through, but that’s just little and likely a product of her not fitting into the size she pretends she is – I mean look at them thighs.

Here’s that pussy hole…

More pics…

Here she is flashing her bra

More bra….bad girl….

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2018

12

Feb

Lili Reinhart Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is not the hot one on Riverdale, the hottest show on TV, thanks to strategic distribution by NETFLIX, one episode per week….after it airs on traditional cable, because no one has cable anymore, allowing us to pretend like we do have cable, waiting all week for our favorite show to come in to satisfy all our needs and wants…

I’ve seen the show, it’s a pile of shit, the story is stupid and gets stupider and stupider which I guess makes sense, because the public is stupider and stupider and this speaks to them….obviously…in this era of no one caring about anything but selfies, finally caring about a show, the way the execs that have been controlling us for so long have always wanted….it’s dumb..

I am sure, at least based on the storyline, that they had no idea that the show would get a second season, so they are scrambling for viral moments, and one of those is using Betty as a sexualized creature with her big tits, even though we only care about Cheryl Blossom…

In sexualizing her, and trying to make her a star, she gets to go to events, so long as she busts out the tits, because they are trying to market a show here you know…..a really dumb fucking show…which doesn’t matter…since you’re all dumb.

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Here are some pics of her in a magazine…

Posted in:Lili Reinhart|SFW

2018

12

Feb

Ireland Baldwin’s Hard Nipples with her Mom of the Day

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Monster Ireland Baldwin is so desperate, or hopeless, in this quest to be a famous model, but missing the mark over and over again, while her lame but hotter Cousin is making it thanks to the Kardashians, and I guess her ego forces her to post pics of her legs, because these people are the worst self involved pieces of shit polluting our life….

Even Ireland’s dad is more impressed with his neice….than his daughter he has publicly called a pic….

He’s even gone onto have new kids with a new woman to redeem himself as a sperm donor….

Leaving Ireland to fend for her weird broken rehab going while trying to deal with being a failed instagram girl…

Now she’s trying to use her mom’s celebrity to get into the paparazzi….because her mom is actually famous….and giving into Ireland out of guilt for her being a terrible mom, who created such a weird disappointment…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2018

12

Feb

Olivia Culpo in a Bra of the Day

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Olivia Culpo’s scam has completed. From pageant girl, to instagram girl you’ve never heard of and probably don’t follow, despite her large following, to banging a Jonas Brother, to booking many instagram jobs, to banging a New England Patriot, to booking more instagram jobs…..to FINALLY locking in a TV show called, get this, “MODEL SQUAD”, no not “MODEL SQUAT” the show of bootleg models squatting in the jobs of actual models, and eventually getting the work from the actual models, because of SQUATTER rights, or more interestingly, the slow deep squat the Models’ do on rich cock to matter….this MODEL SQUAD show….a show about to launch on E! the Kardashian network…has officially MADE this bootleg instagram model, who has no real skill, other than probably sucking dick well, a legit model…because as the Kardashians have made clear…E! makes the morons of America believe your nonsense…

So that means, Olivia Culpo is about to pop, and not just out of her shirt with her bra top….but career wise, that’s already been too lucrative for her level of talent…but trolling works…people believe…they are too lazy not to…proving the loudest in the room, yet agains, gets noticed and credited as the best.

Garbage.

TO SEE ALL THE SLUTS AT FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE

Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2018

12

Feb

Bella Hadid Rat Face Cleavage of the Day

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Hide your cheese rat faced Bella Hadid is hungry at New York fashion week, fitting is as many events as possible, because that is what attention seekers are about, you know they have an instagram feed to populate and the perpetuate the lie that they are industry, relevant, influencers, fashion, and most interestingly models….

Their dad, the sexual predator, didn’t pay for GIGI’s modeling career instead of a college degree for nothing, it’s like milk that celebrity you’ve built, like a reality staar, on social media, star, the people follow and pay attention to because they are morons who think these idiots are more than just rich and connected girls brands use because they are lazy…

She’s not hot, despite her face fillers, she’s just a Kardashian and I don’t believe whatever they are trying to sell, which I am sure is a lot of shit, thanks to brands throwing money at her…right.

TO SEE EVERYTHING HAPPENING IN tERMS OF SLUTS AT FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

12

Feb

Maitland Ward Naked and Tied Up of the Day

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What the hell man…

Why hasn’t Maitland Ward’s fetish instagram been deleted yet? I mean this must be against the Zuckerberg rules of contact…

More importantly, what the hell is going on in these topless pics of her being tied up like some kind of Fetish model…I’ve seen pics like this on STEPSMUT …it’s a thing…and I guess a thing this weirdo is into but more importantly into SHARING….with her fans, who I guess probably pay her for sex, because if this isn’t a BACKPAGES photoshoot, I don’t know what the fuck it is…

I mean even if it was a BACKPAGES photoshoot, I have no idea what this is..other that real fucking weird….

BUT even weirder….people LIKE her….and into her…jerk off to her…and that alone is crazy…but not crazy enough for me to want to release her sex tape.

AND MORE WEIRDNESS:

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2018

12

Feb

Sistine Stallone in a Bra of the Day

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In rich girls with famous dads who were a huge fucking deal in the 80s and 90s who have faces that look like they were the punching bag their dad trained on in his most iconic role….

Here’s SISTINE Stallone, named after the Sistine Chapel, like she’s some kind of work of art, you know like all the other Jersey Trashy WOPs out there with the same name..

She may not look good, but she gets to go to all the important events thanks to her dad being a Stallone, and really, as long as you’re not fat, who cares, you’re rich, have access, you don’t need to be an egotistical model to live that good life, you just gotta cry to daddy for more money or to call on his friends…

But then she heads out with her bra on, for attnetion, because these girls, all girls, thanks to social media, can’t help wanting to be famous, known, seen, followed, liked or provocative…the world is one VAIN, even from those who shouldn’t be vain, pile of bullshit.

Posted in:SFW|Sistine Stallone

2018

12

Feb

Kera Lester Nude of the Day

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I call this: Kera Lester is the Model You’ve Never Heard Off Flashing her VAG of the Day

Not that Kera Lester is an actual model – but she is really trying…

But then again, if doing photoshoots and have a modelmayhem doesn’t make you a model – I don’t know what does…

We don’t need paying jobs, just paying Johns, and that instagram to live that good life….

You don’t need to know a girl, to judge her based on the content she’s putting out there, we can write a whole story, a boring story, of a girl with no job, doing all she can to sexualize herself to get to the top of the food chain, or at least get knocked up by a rich guy.

Same story, new tits and pussy.

Posted in:Kera Lester

2018

12

Feb

Rita Ora Naked for Instagram of the Day

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We live in an internet world where the most important thing, besides the very exciting Olympics, is that some shameless self promotor, escort to music producers and record execs, who has annoyingly positioned herself at all the places to be, so that decision makers eventually start giving her charitable donations, that allow her to feel like she matters…and to celebrate her Fifty Shade of Grey song she made with a One Direction, that would have gone big regardless of her being the female on the song, because people love One Direction, her first real hit, she’s out naked and in a bikini to make it really matter…

I mean she’s been at this attempt to be the next Rihanna for a long time, and I guess she’s got a taste of that so the only thing to do is nakedness..