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2018

19

Mar

Eva Herzigova Hard Nipples for Vogue of the Day

Eva Herzigova is in VOUGE showing off her ass.

I would imagine this would be more exciting, and that you’d care about if you had any fucking idea who Eva Herzigova is…

I don’t doubt that some of you perverts know exactly who she is, where she lives, and how many times you’ve jerked off to her…but I am just not that committed to this cause…or movement…or pop culture sluts…

Even though I’ve been writing the site for 14 years, which means I started when she was probably in her prime, and I still don’t know who the fuck she is…

But clearly she matters, Vogue wouldn’t be featuring some old lady ass if it didn’t matter, Vogue is Prestige, you know they put Kardashians’ on their magazine like a tabloid…

And really what matters is her ass in pantyhose fetish pics…YUM…

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2018

19

Mar

Samantha Hoopes in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve heard that Samantha Hoopes is a 20,000 a day hooker, but that could be a lie…

It’s the LA way of life, these women who have managed to scam their way into Sports Illustrated Swim, don’t get paid to be in the magazine, but it totally increases their profile as humans. The marketing that goes into them boosts their social media to a level where people think they are famous, important or rich….but they don’t actually get paid any money….but they are surrounded by rich people, they are taken on rich guy trips, and by default live that rich person life…without any actual money or stability or future….and to get that rent paid…you gotta suck that dick…

But like I said, maybe it’s just rumors, maybe some people just don’t need to work, and are independently wealthy…no need to suck dick, no need to work….just ride that hotness that isn’t EVEN that hot…but that’s pulled off that scam.

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2018

19

Mar

Dude Nail Co-Worker’s Foreskin to a Piece of Wood and Other Videos of the Day

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Worst Nude Video you’ll see Today

British Tourist in Spain Getting Dicked Suck..

Cirque Du Soleil Death

Genius Firetruck Driver

Kid Gets Sleeper Hold…

Eating Honeycomb with Bees on It…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

19

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wish I was hungover from St Patrick’s Day like some basic white person who gets waisted dancing along to Celtic music, dressed like a Leprechaun while getting shit faced on green beer……

But I don’t fuck wit St Patrick’s Day, too many white people, and the chicks who participate in St Patrick’s day are all fat and disgusting beer drinking looking pigs, out to get fucked, sure, but not the kind of girl I want to fuck…

So instead, I drink alone, in what I call the Self Destruction parade, that we may not have floats for or police escorts…but that are far more peaceful because they aren’t filled with loud, drunk assholes….that don’t belong to hot drunk chicks…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Jim Carrey is Pretty Amazing
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Meat Expert on Choosing the Best Meat
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Some Slut Pug in a Bikini on Vacation
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Courtney Stodden Doesn’t Understand Sex Abuse
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Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift back On
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Ellen Barkin VS Terry Gilliam
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Sophia Vegas is some REal Fucking Fake Titty Trash
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Car in a Crash
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Russian Workplace Safety
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Bella Thorne Horse Face but got Big Tits
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Dirty Girls…
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2018

16

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The exciting thing about the weekend is that you’ve got all the options, all the choices in the world. all the time in the world, to do anything you dream..

You can write a book, a movie, go gamble, go to the movies, get drunk, get high, get laid, eat pussy, go to the strippers, bake a cake, jerk off all day, sext, shower, nap, catch up on reading…pretty much anything….

I mean if you consider 48 hours all the time in the world, and that you’re off and not actually working some bullshit weekend job and so that you don’t actually have time because the man has you by the balls or maybe you’re broke and don’t really want to do anything….

Either way, I’d say I was here for you, but you’re not here for me, according to my Patreon (SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER CLICK HERE ) so I hate you all…except you – my real fans….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Don Mclean’s Slutty 24 Year Old Girlfriend
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Internet’s Best Kept Secret
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Gigi Hadid is Losing her Mind because of Social Media
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Anastasia Ashley – Slutty Surfer – Slutty Cruise Video
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Sluts in Bikinis
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Kristen Stewart – Disgusting Lesbian
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Jojo See Through
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Weird TRanny Saves the Day
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Victoria Beckham – See Through in Paris
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Melissa Joan Hart May Be in a Reboot
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Women Sent Flying 10 Feet After Bull Attack
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Augmented Reality Street Fighter
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People VS Ice
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Angelina Jolie is an Old Lady and Loving It
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Alex Daddario’s Huge Tits
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They Still Trying to Bring Bill Cosby Down
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Lessons in Formation Flying
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Baseball Player Beating his Girl
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Avengers Infinity War Trailer
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Danny Boyle Directing Next James Bond and Featuring a Fat Trans Black Lesbian Bond Girl
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Farrah Abraham has Sex Tape Blues
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Stuck Upside Down on Roller Coaster for 45 Minutes
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Some Slut Named Tomi Lahren Kicks Her Dog
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Josephien Skriver – Slutty Outfit – Cuz She’s a Slut
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Guess the Topless Model on the Beach…
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Candice Swanepoel WHoring for Miss Sixty
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Whore Rat Cow in a Crop TOP
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Ciara at an Event
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Olivia Culpo – Fame Whoring
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Stella Maxwell Lesbian
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Zoe Kravitz Slutty Rich Brat…
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AnnaLynne McCord at an Event
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Celebs Topless in Movies…
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Kendall Jenner Dick Teasing Ellen
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Brec Bassinger Cleavage
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Shay Mitchell Cleavage
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FUCKING SLUTS FUCKING..
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Video of a Nipple Getting Hard
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Chinese Chick Eats an Entire Pork Belly
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Titty Flash in a Book Store
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Red Heels PUSSY
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Hayley Cummings has Huge Tits
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Russian Nude Photographer
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Big Titty Wet Masturbation
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Make Girls Cum…
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Amateurs Eating Pussy in the park
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Naked Ethnic Girl on the Beach
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Stella COX Naked and Curvy
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Squirt Squirt
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The Best SPORT THE 7 DIFFERENCES Game EVER
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The State of Porn – Disturbing
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2018

16

Mar

Josephine Skriver Tits do SXSW of the Day

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Someone paid Josephine Skriver to attend SXSW because that’s what happens when you’re a model that Victoria’s Secret pimps out hard as hell, putting real money behind her so that she exists, working with internal PR companies to get her in all the right places, growing her social media so that they own her feed and can put as many VS ads as they want, so much that any ad she does is a VS ad, because she’s so tied into the brand…

Well she figured out how to noticed while at events to maximize exposure and budget spent on her for the posts on her social media..the way her entire career has been built….them tits…big fucking cleavage…tits…

TITTY WHORING FROM THE FUTURE!!

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Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2018

16

Mar

Julianne Hough Wet Like Seacrest Just Finished Her of the Day

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Julianne Hough doesn’t interest me, but I do wonder if she has an NDA with Ryan Seacrest because like TRUMP he makes the women he has sex with have an NDA with him, so that they don’t turn on him and call him out for being a pervert weirdo super rich guy with an alpha personality who can fuck anything he chooses because he’s on TV, even the girls who hate the fucker, still fuck the fucker, because they think maybe he will knock them up and set them up for life, or maybe he’ll just pay their rent…because he’s a creeper…

That said…Julianne Hough, the bad Mormon, dancer turned actress, famous and disgusting when she shoulda been a stripper…

But here she is being provocative because she’s still a Mormon gone bad….all wet, cockteasing, like the pervert she is…proven by the fact she’s been with Seacrest…

Here she is in Leggigns…Showing Off her Dance Ass that Should be a Stripper But that Is Just a Seacrest Slut

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2018

16

Mar

JoJo Instagram Titties of the Day

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We may not know who JoJo is…but I do remember when she was clickbait or was it jailbait many years ago…even though I don’t remember her from then, I don’t remember her songs, I don’t remember anything about her…but I know she has since been on a comeback tour, not accepting being a one hit wonder, sexualizing herself, or doing whatever it is she’s doing…

But I do appreciate when I see the nerds of the internet uniting to fuck with photoshop pictures to make the clothing invisible like it’s their super power….and that alone is hilarious to me..

So whether these are JOJO nipples or not, it’s nice to see crowdsourcing done for good….because nipples and see through shirts…are good.

Here is the photo altered by the internet nerds to show her nipples..weird..

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

16

Mar

J.Lo’s Tits for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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J.Lo sweet chariot never gonna stop showing her tits now that she’s old enough to have tits – because she wants to make it clear to the world that she’s more than just an ass….she’s a triple threat…from singing and dancing to acting to fucking famous men to marrying a skeleton and breeding with him…to now ending up happy in love with a rod A.Rod….

She just doesn’t go the fuck away, because the ego, the eagerness to make money and to be adorned by her fans, who see her as some hispanic icon…is just what she thinks is her higher calling or purpose…thanks to the hispanics never turning their back on one of their own..

She’s unfortunately an “Industry”…and “empire” like Beyonce or whatever…and I find it irritating that she won’t back down and just find younger version of her to buy / sign / build up / exploit…but like the old ego, old hen, not wanting to let go, she probably doesn’t let women in the same room as her…but only a team of men on payroll telling her how hot she is.

Posted in:J.Lo|Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2018

16

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Hairy Armpit Porn of the Day

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Bella Thorne is growing out her armpit hair because of course she is…she’s a hippie raver feminist identity crisis rape victim molestation victim gender equality advocate disney kid turned weirdo on social media for attention like they taught her at Disney social media camp they run these kids through…because they have teams of experts tracking trends…so that they can move in and manipulate a generation…it’s crazy…

But she also has tits she likes to show off because she paid for them and wants to get her money’s worth..

I am just eager to see her have a drug overdose because the face is becoming trans as she ages and jacks it up…and her titty attention seeking is getting boring.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW