Remember Mandy Moore? Well apparently she wants you to…with some great comedy…in the form of a slutty selfie…with the always hilarious “Pre-Facial”…as any reference to a facial is good comedy…
Posted in:Mandy Moore|SFW
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2018
08
Jan
Toni Garrn Topless on the Beach of the Day
Toni Garrn is one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s young model girlfriend’s who he probably doesn’t actually have sex with because he’s gay and overcompensating – it’s a hard life for someone who gets to fuck anything he wants to fuck – and has been able to fuck anything he wants to fuck for many decades – you likely get bored of just fucking hot models and if you weren’t gay to start – you eventually become gay because pussy becomes tiring – I mean he is an actor, it’s a pretty gay profession, where dude looks at himself in the mirror fake crying and practicing his lines – disturbing…
Well Toni Garrn or her friend are on vacation, she’s a model with a model body, a little old now but still matters thanks to Leo’s seed smeared across her upper lip like a German Moustache…and either she or her friend are topless, and luckily we like tits here so we’re gonna post it.
Posted in:Toni Garrn
2018
08
Jan
Rita Ora in a Bra for Oprah of the Day
Rita Ora put up a picture of her in her bra for social media, maybe it is part of her lingerie campaign she has with that Spanish Company, that advertises aggressively all over Europe, reminding us all that Rita Ora exists, or maybe it’s just her being an empowered woman, seeing as her follow up picture was the time she met Oprah on a mall tour back when Rita Ora was a teenager with a dream of fucking the right producer or reality star to get into America and really dominate doing whatever it is that she does…
Her obvious “attach herself to something that matters” tribute to Oprah after Oprah’s speech of empowerment to black folk and women and the men who listen alike because Oprah is a professional at inspiring people – that’s how she did her show daily for 25 years an became a billionaire….that woman knows humans and how to manipulate them proper and I am a fan, I used to watch Oprah…and I’m ready to see her run for President because you know she will…
But bra pics are alright…
2018
08
Jan
Paris Hilton for Love Magazine of the day
Paris Hilton is a magical creature who buys million dollar engagement rings for herself because it makes for a good story….I can’t follow her existence as closely as I would want to – in theory – because in practice I am too lazy to really follow any of these people, despite following 7500 people I don’t give a fuck about thanks to not knowing how instagram works when I was following them…because Paris Hilton blocked me early on….but I know this magical creature still exists…I remember years ago trolling her on the regular…I would prank call her all the time, I tricked her and her ex boyfriend Stavros to put me on the guestlist of a party she was hosting once, I was funnier and more motivated back then….and Paris represents that good days for losers like me that are on a slippery slope to irrelevance…
Well, she’s staying hot, staying active, doing LOVE MAGAZINE VIDEOS like she’s not 37…and it’s interesting to see…not as interesting as some of the other videos I tried to ignore because Love Magazine figured out their clickbait and are still pushing ADVENT CALENDAR CONTENT into the new year, making it far less exclusive than a 25 day feature, fuck make it a daily thing so we stop watching…I mean the PARIS video only had 6500 views when I grabbed it…that’s fucking criminal…this is AMERICA’S Princess…show her respect and watch her damn video people…
Nicola Peltz was there too, in yesterday’s video, because I guess LOVE MAGAZINE likes billionaires….
Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW
2018
08
Jan
Demi Lovato Bathing Suit Instagram THOT of the Day
Demi Lovato has decided that she’s an instagram THOT, or she’s good enough to be an instagram THOT, in what is out of character for the previously Dykey Disney Star, but that is a nice reminder that all girls want to be hot and jerked off to, whether in this political climate or not, whether fighting sex offenders or not, it’s the most naked and half naked, shameless and vain, superficial, look at my body and my life era of bragging, while also the most annoying about sexual assault, sexual abuse, inclusiveness, and giving fat chicks a voice when they aren’t too busy eating donuts…
The point is that Demi Lovato is inconsistent in her slutty, cleary on some revenge hustle, to compete with instagram babes, and she’s putting a lot of effort into this…
When just a few years ago, she put no effort in anything because she’s was just a lazy girl pushing being lazy as an agenda.
The world is weird because no one means what they say, it’s all a lot of bullshit, but the constant, the one thing we can rely on, is the amazingness that is shameless nudity and half nudity…
Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW
2018
08
Jan
Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Taiwan of the Day
We’ve already spent the last week watching her and her boyfriend Tom on their spiritual rich person journey to Costa Rica..where they both humped in a photo on the beach, and she showed off her rocking fucking skinny girl body….I am a fan.
Well now the Victoria’s Secret model, who I always thought was only a Victoria’s Secret model because she was a nude model and managed to scam her way in thanks to being hot as fuck, willing to get naked, a disciplined Swedish athlete….but who I guess had been working for VS for a long time, and we only noticed her at 27 when Candice Swanepoel got pregnant that the brand gave this one more visibility…
She’s now in Vogue Taiwan…who I guess have their own issue of Vogue and based on all Asian experiences I have had, it’s probably bootleg, not actually Vogue…but just borrows the name because there are no laws in Asia…when it comes to copyright.
She looks good, it’s just nice seeing a hot skinny chick get famous and get paid for being a hot skinny chick…especially in the current climate of the world that is so unfair to hot skinny chicks…giving the work to fat whining chicks…because it’s only fair in this SOCIAL JUSTICE run everything needs to be fair even though clearly some people – like ELSA are far hotter than others and deserve to be celebrated based on that alone…
2018
08
Jan
Bella Thorne’s Dirty Room Fetish of the Day
Bella Thorne is some weirdo, aspiring weirdo, trying to be a weirdo, because she was robbed of her childhood when her mom exploited her to the industry….one of those Disney Kids who ends up dying of a drug overdose before the drug overdose…who may not actually die of that drug overdose thanks to the nature of media and the fact that people can’t just forget about you like you’re Dana Plato, but rather are forced to see you everyday you post pics of what must be fake tits in a bra, in your dirty room, like a bad girl, who the dirty room fetishists love, or maybe the dirtbag loser boyfriend’s love, because you can see the mooch boyfriend’s feet in the pic as he lays in her room, mooching…as mooches do….
When you score some lost, trying to connect with people, unable to connect with people like Bella Thorne, you move the fuck into her room, so that you can mooch harder and better…and hopefully if you’re lucky you knock her up, so your slacker life can be fulfilled…
These people are really fucking lame….but slut posing, tranny jacked up face out of the picture, in stupid raver pants, is still worth loooking at for a few seconds, I mean what else are you doing with yourself.
Here’s her trashed face…
Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2018
08
Jan
Betty Cooper’s Thickness in a Bikini of the Day
Betty Got Them titties…She’s with Jughead on the beach showing off them titties, in what some people are calling “HER THIGHS RUB TOGETHER WHEN SHE WALKS”…..while other are just happy to see them titties.
She’s from the worst show ever Riverdale..probably the third hottest on the show behind Cheryl Blossom and her mom on the show…that bitch from Twin Peaks…
It is a show that I unfortunately have watched….every single episode of….making me a fucking weirdo who hates myself and even when I say that I watch it because I hate it, I confuse myself….but it’s true…I saw the janitor be outted as the Black Hood, a character that shouldn’t exist in some Teen bullshit show, but that does…and Betty and Jughead figured it out together…and I guess that love an support for each other, carries onto vacations to Hawaii…where she wears her bikinis with the titties on…and he remains awkward, weird, and unlikeable..
I am always a fan of bikini tits from TV or really anywhere…so take it in…this IRL and on TV romance like that Dude from Glee who died, or Kristen Stewart the lesbian, remains a marketing tactic for TV producers everywhere..but the bikini makes it work for me.
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Posted in:Lili Reinhart|SFW
2018
08
Jan
Lily Rose Depp’s See Through Top and Bikini Bottoms of the Day
Lily Rose Depp is one of my favorite celebrity children, I just like her look more than anything, I don’t know anything about her as a human, you know I haven’t had much of an opportunity to spend one on one time with her filming my documentary on celebrity children, we haven’t interracted on social media, I haven’t been invited to her parties or birthdays….I am strictly basing it on the way she looks because if you look good, you can do no wrong in personality, as we will all forgive some cunt if she’s cute….it’s scientific fact…
Well she wore some possibly see through shirt on social media and I liked it.
That’s not all!!!!
Here she is in a “black” shirt to show solidarity with all the whores pretending to show solidarity despite being all full off shit vapid and vain cunts that have no only sucked dick for jobs but also mocked other women for sucking dicks for jobs their entire existence…no matter how holier than thou they want to be…I see through the nonsense they don’t even believe..but are angling because people are responsive and it’s hard to go viral these days…so do whatever you can to get noticed….becuase they are by default attention seeking, follower seeking, assholes who want to get paid more….through more work…and this is their chance to be heros…
NOT that Lily Rose Depp can relate…she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter and doesn’t need to suck dick to get jobs.
Here is her ass in a bikini for some movie she’s filming because she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter and doesn’t need to suck dick to get jobs….
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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW
2018
08
Jan
Tara Reid’s Zombie Body in a Bikini With Them Bolt On Titties and No Belly Button of the Day
A little thinspiration, so thin it could be dead for you on a Monday..
Tara Reid in a bikini is always an interesting / spiritual experiment that puts all of our bodies and souls to the test…
It’s like when you see a monk starve himself for 60 days, or spend a life of not speaking, or when you see crazy Nordic people jump into the frozen ocean in some sort of release the demons, shock your body, live longer tactics I’m not sure actually work….
Only, it’s the Tara Reid in a bikini version…..still terrifying, still a shock to all of our systems, still a mysterious looking thing, with bolt on tits bolted on by the worst plastic surgeon ever, in an era when girl had money to pay for the best tis…..but more interestingly…an ass and stomach that is melting off her so hard she doesn’t have a belly button anymore…
BUT…at least she’s skinny, and I guess, despite looking like a corpse, still alive….because her clearly anorexic, perpetual party girl who traveled the world having a permanent spring break, didn’t involve doing any fitness…and shit’s fucking petrified…or whatever this is…
In a lot of ways, like a horror movie, it’s magical, even iconic, not for being good but for being bad, that ass looks like Freddie Kruger’s face…and I don’t think I’ve ever expereienced anything quite like this…
But…at least she’s skinny.
Fascinating…really.
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