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2017

30

Dec

Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day

Salma Hayek posted a bikini pic to her social media – because she’s a exhibitionist who objectified herself and used her tits to get a career, celebrity, fame, money, everything she ever wanted….

But now that she has it, she’s also the kind of girl who cockteases her way into likes and follows, to maintain her celebrity, even though she’s the first to come to the public and complain to the media about how creepy execs are with her, thanks to her big tits and objectifying herself….you know LIKE A STRIPPER YOU PAY TO TOUCH THE TITS…only much more expensive…now complaining about how things went down because she forgot how they went down and is reaping all the benefits her tits had to offer her….

Who knows, she’s old but still bikini-ing…stare but don’t make inappropriate comments, she’ll turn on you, she turns on all, even those who made her….unappreciative really…but busty.

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2017

30

Dec

Olivia Munn in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

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Olivia Munn is so bunk…She’s just been clickbait her entire career. A manipulative troll who thanks to a series of strategic lies became rich and relatively famous…

She is the prime example of a girl telling people she’s hot and in demand, only for them to believe her and give her work because they are too lazy to do the background check, it’s an “if she says it, it must be true”…

Targeting virgin losers through hosting GAMER TV shows…to trying to get into their super hero movies…all while being AVERAGE looking.

So good on her, she’s won…and winners should be celebrated…even when they are losers…

Here she is Butt on a Balcony Clickbaiting of the Day

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Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2017

30

Dec

Dylan Penn in a Bikini of the Day

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Big Titty Dylan Penn…..is in some sports bra bikini top on the beach in Hawaii during her very important vacation, even though her life is a vacation…because big titty girls use the sports bra squish them tits down and flatten them out…terrible…

So without the tits, the actual Dylan Penn may be an average looking girl…But thanks to her family and last name, she’s celebrated, spoiled, entitled, and connected…a rich kid with a trust fund and all the connections in the world because her dad is Sean Penn and her mom Robin Wright…so she’ll do just fine…

Genetics, nepotism, rich parents…big tits..a bikini..a hawaiian home is all anyone really needs…

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2017

29

Dec

Nina Agdal’s Looking Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day

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I guess there’s life after Leonardo DiCaprio…it’s just not as good looking as it was, not that Nina was ever that good looking, I have consistently said how mentally retarded she has looked, with what I call FULL DOWNS…but maybe just Danish…who can really tell, these big foreheads sort of blend into each other…

So the best years are behind her, she’s old now, and her attempt to do the Irina Shayk with Leo not Brad Cooper, while not bing Irina Shayk, but a drunken Florida based party girl in her 30s, has left her just fading away…still able to get rich guys who liked that he fucked Leo..but not able to get the Hollywood dream she wanted…

She’ll be ok sure, but she’s looking terrible, for sure, but dudes are perverts and will fuck anything…so she’s not looking “THAT” terrible…I mean she’s pretty much hacked life, not a cocktail waitress…but an actual known and followed person…pretty much retired….it’s a win..even if it looks like a lose.

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2017

29

Dec

Luigi & Iango’s Topless Models of the Day

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Luigi & Iango are photographers that work with important magazines like Vogue, important brands in the fashion world like Mayebelline, and thus with a lot of fashion models, both working and established and aspiring and irrelevant…

The kind of connected dudes who girls flock to in hopes of inspiring them to take pics and put them on the map…

Typical…

I guess they’ve done a Calendar for something, and some of the nude pics of the models are making the rounds…so I’ll post them because I like nude models, shit is porn to me.

The models are: Daria Strokous, Jourdan Dunn, Carolyn Murphy (who has a sex tape you know), Isabeli Fontana….

Posted in:Carolyn Murphy|Daria Strokous|Isabeli Fontana|Jourdan Dunn

2017

29

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio VS Isabel Goulart in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

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I feel like the recruiter for Victoria’s Secret 25 years ago, when I was walking down the beaches of Brazil and found two fit, tall, models that I could either abduct or hire at a discount, to work for my billion dollar brand built off cheap Chinese manufacturing, product made for very little, sold at a premium, all because girls like this happened….

Only, it’s 25 years later, the exploitation of these women is done, and now, at 45, both still look good, but I think it’s time for them to retire their bikini bottoms professionally, and stick to doing it on an amateur level like this…because there are so many budding new tall fit skinny models out there who aren’t 45…

Leave some damn room for the future pussy…..whether from Brazil or really anywhere…but I guess we’ve got Instagram for that.

Ambrosio:

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Goulart:

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Posted in:Alesandra Ambrosio|Isabel Goulart

2017

29

Dec

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Yoga Pants of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely was a big deal…she was one of the hottest models to walk the earth, she was British, she was classy, she replaced Megan Fox in Transformers, she was probably a total bitch to anyone around her, she gave hope to bald guys that if they are rich as fuck and famous as fuck, they too can get a hot model….

And now her ass is doughy and square…it’s Aging. It Happens…and she’s still better looking than anything you’ve ever fucked…funny how that happens…being a loser and all.

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2017

29

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Remembers that She Has Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney, Florida Trash rich girl thanks to her dad being legally Bahamian and able to live in the Bahamas half the year to avoid USA taxation, allowing him to send cash to finance his big titty daughter’s life because she’s not making the money getting brand deals or TV deals or movie deals, in fact, she’s probably just on the rich guy program, because rich guys like big titty chicks who were on Dancing with the Stars, especially in LA, when those chicks are rich in their own right…from one daddy to another…

She’s got comfortable, even cocky by not very gratuitous with the tits, but I guess starting to make efforts to make that titty comeback…with a good excuse…vacation…bikini…you know it’s always hard when you’re reduced to your tits, but remain just tits, this denial or hope that you’re more than just tits happens, until you realize, nope…you’re just tits.

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

29

Dec

Lottie Moss Thick Reality Star Related to Kate Moss of the Day

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Lottie Moss has a white bikini on and by default, with all white bikinis, comes a very important thing called fully exposed pussy…

Sure, you can only see a bit of cameltoe on this Lottie Moss reality star who is milking that she’s Kate Moss’ sister, and that people are buying into because of that reason alone, knowing she’s not quite as hot as Kate Moss, but she’s doing the bikini, vacation, summer in Ibiza, winter in Florida or the Caribbean hustle that trashy rich Brits do….because her sister or half sister is Kate Moss, and like a Vegan – she wants you to KNOW it…

But I remember when I first saw a white bikini properly used by my friend’s sister, who was a year younger than us, during a pool day we spent at their house, pussy in my fucking face without her even realizing it…from bush, to labia to clit size…I saw it all and that is the reason White bikinis speak to my heart…

So seeing Lottie Moss clickbaiting, in a white bikini, speaks to my heart, in what I’d call a “current” trendy body, tits and ass and thighs, skinny enough but not that skinny, doing the social media hustle because that’s where the money is, and that’s where the fun is, and that’s where the depression is, because all we see is people having a better life than us….garbage.

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Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

29

Dec

Olivia Culpo’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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When you are a pageant girl from 100 years ago like Olivia Culpo, who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, it is important to call the one paparazzi you know, to get him to capture you in a very important moment, when you are wearing white tight leggings, that are jacked up your fucking cunt so hard people can still see the remnants of Joe Jonas or whoever the Jonas Brother who used to fuck her, left behind…

You know, so people like me, not me specifically, I’m insignificant, but an amalgamation of people like me, to collectively elevate her to a place where that she matters…on a level more than just a CamelToe..

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Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW