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2017

13

Sep

Bella Thorne Loves Her Nipples of the Day

Hey there’s Bella Thorne…it’s Bella Thorne nipple…because Bella Thorne knows to wear sheer tops as often as she can – like most girls do – but more aggressive because her career depends on it – now that she’s hustling from every fucking angle – since the mainstream has figured out what sluts have always known, and I guess what mainstream always knew but was too moral to follow the slut lead, you know for fear of not getting hired because of their tits get hits mindset….something kids these days don’t mind fucking with – because tits get them all they want – which is NOT having an actual job…but rather a life of showing tit on social media that brands endorse or that sell product to their tit followers…it’s odd as fuck – but makes perfect sense…

Odd as fuck, not because I don’t like tits everywhere….odd as fuck because I don’t get how something is hated on for decades upon decades but all of a sudden because accepted by the masses as normal..it’s just fucking weird as an old fuck who couldn’t sell an ad to google for showing a tit…and now girls make millions off it…I’m not bitter just reminded how fucked up the world is.

Now Zuckerberg allows tits everywhere and endorses this shit because it makes him more stupid money – the world….fucked.

Here are some more

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2017

13

Sep

Madison Beer in Lingerie of the Day

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Madison Beer reminds me of fucking in High school, while I was in High school, not like some pervert who works at High school or hangs out at high school, possibly something you can’t relate to…but don’t worry, I’m a pervert too, just not that much of a pervert and I believe that we can still find common ground in our perving…

She’s young, has a great body, has been whored out by her mom for a long time now, she’s got a record deal, she exists, she’s likely banged Bieber while underage…and she’s posed in slutty instagram pics for a while now, and for some reason, while in lingerie she looks awkward as fuck…

Now the reason she reminds me of sex in High School is because that first fuck happened in High School and the first valentines day from that first fuck involved her in lingerie and she looked fucking awkward…not hot but still half naked…and it made me feel awkward..but I still managed to cum in her ass as she was one of those “don’t fuck my pussy” girls”…you know not worthy of her vagina, or virginity or knocking her ass up…but stretching her ass and shitting on my dick…no problem…

That said, no idea what she’s up to…but it looks like a better time than I’m having right now…

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2017

13

Sep

Delilah Hamlin Brings Tit of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin is in NYC Fashion week…and I guess her take on fashion is show them tits – which are awesome tits by the way – youthful tits – built on hormones in the food tits – as tits just kept getting bigger on 18 year olds as the years have gone on – and in some cases – not all cases – the rest of the body is still the same fit size – just more body….

Making me think the dude who genetically modifies food is some kind of pervert into giving girls everywhere tits – they’ll want to show off…because tits are great and if you can control the population with food they eat or water they drink – why not make them busty while you’re at it.

This no bra trend on trend is good for the soul….being Lisa Rina’s daughter may not be though…

She’s great. My new favorite. Take that Lily Rose Depp….The war is on..

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2017

13

Sep

Nicolette Sheridan’s Old Lady Nipples of the Day

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Nicollette Sheridan was the old slut on Desperate Housewives….the white Eva Longoria..I never watched the show but remember her more as a woman who sacrificed her life purpose as a woman….something she may regret now that she can’t have kids….but who shouldn’t regret it cuz kids are annoying, pregnancy disgusting, and more importantly the worst kind of self destructive…that you can sometimes let society trick you into think you want….

She’s 100 fucking years old now…but at one time was with Michael Bolton…pretty exciting…if you love Adult Contemporary..

She’s dressed like she’s 18, because if you leave the house, all girls show their nipples.

Damn she’s old…yet I stare….

Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan|SFW

2017

13

Sep

Kylie Jenner Clickbait Social Media Porn of the Day

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What a fucking joke, all these girls posting stupid, slutyt content of themselves, like some kind of boudoir bullshit, or 90s playboy jerk off VHS, all badly shot, badly lit, but half naked and featuring flamingos so why not put it out there….

There is not story, there is no content, there’s just a mutant chick with her mutant body not even riding a bike, just standing there as the camera pans her freakish ethnically ambiguous body and people get excited over this shit?

I realize she never stood a chance with her porn sister, being the baby of the family, delusional and weird…out to fend for herself amongst all the narcissists in her circle…but do something remotely worthy of watching bitch…I mean do fucking porn if this glamour model nonsense is the angle she’s taking..kids are just too fucking stupid and ADD to grasp that there are better ways to capitalize on a willingness to get naked or half naked…if this is what they consider art…the rich remain totally fucking clueless and lost in all their money…it’s too bad…you know there was potential for her to break free and do good – instead she does this…dumbness.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

13

Sep

Lottie Moss Butter Face Not Kate Moss But Still Squeezing Into Pants of the Day

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Lottie Moss isn’t that hot, but her sister is Kate Moss, or at least her half sister is Kate Moss, and in this era of association, people like association, you know remakes, famous parents, famous siblings, to process whether people or content is valid or worth looking at….she’s found her place…and that is being trashy reality show trash in a bikini showing off her thicker than Kate’s skinny iconic body, looking all bleached blonde and trashy, like a college girl who likes going to Hooters, just super mainstream and typical…BASIC if you will…but seeing her ass squeeze into pants is erotic enough for me…but I’m into all things Kate Moss like most people – since she’s Kate Moss…

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

13

Sep

Selena Gomez Got TIt of the Day

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So big black cock loving Selena Gomez, Disney Star, turned entitled whiner brat with a chronic auto-immune illness that she leverages for attention, or blames her puffy face on, despite clearing having face injections, possible breast implants – left the house in what is a see through shirt no bra – cuz breast implants do the bra for you , showcasing what could be fake tits, but ultimately who cares…she hasn’t died pre-matuturely, we can continue to hate her and whatever is going on here…

Her face, all injected, reminds me of an angry mexican restaurant waitress on taco Tuesday…but it’s Wednesday…so she just looks like an angry mexican…which I assume she is…otherwise she wouldn’t go to rehab to whine about her entitled fucking life so often…

Who cares…

More pics HERE

Here are some videos…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

13

Sep

Sarah Ferguson’s Upskirt of the Day

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I am getting old and clunky in my “reporting” which makes sense because all this shit bores me and after 40,000 posts no one cares about over the last 14 years, I am pretty much beat up and broken down…a lot like Fergie’s (the real Fergie, the Fergie Fergie Took her name from Fergie) vagina…that she’s so generously kept covered up in this weird panty flash that happened last week and that I slept on…even though I know the UK Royal Family is the answer to tabloid fodder..maybe it’d be my big break if the Daily Mail didn’t post it 3 seconds after it happened by one of their interns they have on 24 hour a day call…right…right…

Well, she was married to Queen Elizabeth’s son that wasn’t Charles…and now she’s out flashing panties for the paparazzi…I guess not on the Queen’s bad side…a better place to be than Princess Diana…who had a different relationship with the paparazzi who fucking killed her…not just her dignity…by releasing whatever the fuck this is…

Posted in:sarah ferguson|SFW

2017

13

Sep

Homeless Vagina and Other Videos of the Day

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Best interview from the Hurricane

Grandmother of the Day

Drunk Man Sets Pants on Fire

Disturbing Suicidal Junior High Student

Girl Taken Out by Car

Bikers VS Hillbillies

BMW on Fire Outside BMW Dealership

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

13

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every wife I talk to is a perverted freak so from being locked in a cage that is marriage…and luckily I have no morals or values and feel that it is important to desecrate the sanctitude of marriage by testing their loyalty to their marriage in efforts to break them…you know see how far i can take them to break the rules they’ve established for themselves…

It’s an easy sell because they are all so eager to be bad,, for excitement, and I guess I’m not that evil for helping them discover their wants and needs…

I just wish it was as easy to get money out of people….

Wives…the easiest demo to get to do things sexual like the perverts who think their best years are behind them…but where is the people giving me money version of that….

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