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2017

05

Sep

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

The highlight of labor day weekend was not that sluts at Burning Man who I assume are all over social media….but it was Hilary Duff in a bikini for the paparazzi in Malibu – because I love Hilary Duff…

Despite being an older mom with a mom body and a mom pussy – I think she’s at her hottest and that the hottest thing about her is that she’s not some tween twink Disney kid making her hundreds of millions…

I think her high testosterone, boxy, sturdy, thick, half naked, broad chested, capable of moving my fridge out of my basement apartment if she wasn’t rich and famous and too good for me…coupled with her her recently divorced, disenchanted with relationships, dating multiple men publicly, means she’d be a killer fuck…one of those too horny, too crazy, too rich, too coddled, too famous, too entitled to keep up with…but that in and of itself is hot…

I am a fan..and love that she’s an exhibitionist…

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2017

05

Sep

Stella Maxwell Lesbian of the Day

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Let Stella Maxwell inspire you this day after Labor Day, where you were likely thinking to yourself “I hate working, I hate my job, I hate my life, this day off really makes me want to never go back to work”….or “I hate that I am working on Labor Day because I am the bottom wrung of the ladder, I am the one no one likes, I hate this existence”…and remember that Stella Maxwell was some hipster party model, not that hot, uneven hipster tits, useless even…one of those getting naked but you’d never look twice and never think she’d actually make it….

But then she banged a few celebs, famous chicks who were weak, lost, disasters emotionally from the fame, and worked her way in, stealing their glory, riding their coat tails…because bitch must say the right things, or eat the pussy right…but either way, she’s not top tier famous and known and hot…and all it took was strategic using of people…so even if you don’t have what it takes in anything you want to be doing…you can either fake it, or find a rich fat chick who wants to be eaten out daily in exchange for food and rent…because there are broken women everywhere…

There are options…

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2017

05

Sep

Naked Girl High On Drugs on the Street and Other VIdeos of the Day

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Woman Screaming “Your Penis is Too Small”

White Car Causes Two Semi Trucks to Crash

Box Falls off a Truck and Takes Out a Woman

Shipping Container VS Lamp Post VS Person

Angry Truck Driver Unloading His Load

Cement Truck VS Car

Moose VS Tire

Kid Lookin’ Up SKirts

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2017

05

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Big news today….

I think I found my actual calling in life….

No, not a pimp, or a whore, or a cult leader…

Not a sex councillor, or sex researcher who has to watch people fuck…

But a “Breast Feeding Support Specialist”….a job I didn’t know exists, but discovered has a college degree or certificate built around that title…

And even if I choose to go down a different employment path, it would still be great to carry that diploma everywhere I go…it would almost make my grabbing random girl tit, or staring at moms breast feed seem like I’m doing research…

Dreams came true today…

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Beyonce Published Weirdness Photoshoot of the Black Women in her Life Including Michelle Obama – Weirdness
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L’Oreal Clickbaits Hiring a Black Tranny Model
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Fat Ass – Tight Jeans
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Warner Bros want Leo to be the New Joker
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Some Slut in a TIght Dress
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Parrot Doing Cup Flips
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I still think this Pulling Gun During Walmart Brawl is Insane
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Kid Rock – Already a Corrupt Politician
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2017

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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99 percent of women who say no to sending me nude selfies – change their mind when I offer them money – even almost insignificant amounts of money – even when they have ample money from being rich or having a solid job -ust money in and of itself turns them on, proving yet again that women are whores…at least as a general rule based on scientific research I have conducted the last 15 years on the internet using real academic sampling and measuring tools….

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Hot Bo Janic in a Bikini
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Two Fat Raccoons in a Pool
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Lesbian Kirsten Stewart and Stella Maxwell
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Dude Asks Girls on the beach if they Use Sex Toys
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Jennifer Connelly in a Yellow Bikini
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Dude running from the cop jumps into the ocean and starts swimming from them….next to a shark…
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Drunk Chugging Champagne
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The Dumbest Invention – a Camera that Prints GIFs…..which Makes No Sense Because it is Dumb…
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USC play of the DAy
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Taylor Swift’s Cleavage at a Wedding
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Some Slut Named Katie Keight Nip Slip
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60 Year Old Life Hacks
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Close Call Lightning Strike
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Some Slut Named Cayley King Braless
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Kittens Swim Up to the Boat for Help – Pretty Amazing
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Amazon Deliver Guy Pisses in the Garden
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Mel B in a Tight Dress
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Cop Yells a Dude Helping Harvey Victims – Because Cops are the Worst
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Lady Pulling Gun in the Walmart Brawl
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Kim Garner Has the Hottest Body
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Subway During Flood
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Road Raging Fed Ex Driver Causes Accident
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Flashback Nudes
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Miranda Kerr – Flashback Nudes
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Drew Barrymore Flashback Nudes
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Liz Hurley Flashback Nudes
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Brooke Burke Flashback Nudes
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Idiot Almost Drowns on LIVE TV
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Big Tits in Mortal Kombat Costumes
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Caught Fucking – Reaction
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Kitchen Counter Masturbation
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Naked Chick Came-Toeing Herself
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2017

04

Sep

Lohan in a Bathing Suit is Everything of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is everything

She is an angel sent from heaven.

You may look at these pictures of her and think “what the hell is going on with her stomach, why does she gain her weight like that, is she pregnant, she must be pregnant, or is it just a bad angle”….

Well the answer is Lohan…this is how bodies are supposed to look, all those girls with toned stomachs just aren’t on trend…

Why? Because Lohan is everything, the Messiah…EVERYTHING…CONNECTED AT THE SOUL…spiritually connected…someone I want to worship and Pray to / Prey On…

I am into all thing Lohan and always will be, I just wish she was naked….I want to see her labia and just how much damage has been done…because others know how perfect Lohan is and she’s let them in to tickle her womb…

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2017

04

Sep

Bella Thorne Stripper Dance of the DAy

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I was not planning on doing any Bella Thorne content today, because it is Labor Day, we all need our time off, and because I hate being sucked into her scam that I know is just a fucking scam, basic low level marketing scam, to get attention scam…and with that attention she will make more money, get more jobs and continue to scam harder and harder until one day she expires, you know do as much as you can as hard as you can as fast as you can and this half nakedness is just trendy, the style, all the girls are doing it…and I love it…but I know it comes from an evil, selling product way, taking away the authenticity, not that she’s authentic, I’m sure the tits are fake, I know the face is face, but I still get into it….but probably because she’s lookin’ tranny faced and tranny, like nude selfies, are also trendy….so hard to keep up with these idiots…so many idiots…everywhere…

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2017

04

Sep

Bella Hadid Nipples for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Bella Hadid is showing her nipples in Vogue because of course she is…

She’s got this scam all figured out and is living her princess birthday party dream – which for her is being a legit “model”…..that when magazines like Vogue who are clearly struggling for readership and relevance say “show us your fake titty nipple”…you do it…because it is what your rich parents lined up for you..

The whole thing stupid…but nipples make it ok.

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2017

04

Sep

Paris Jackson Topless of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that Paris Jackson probably as a serious identity crisis, you know because her dad who died when she was a kid, was a fucking weirdo that some people will say was misunderstood, but others will say was tormented and messed the fuck up, based on amusement park houses, taking anesthetics to sleep every night until it killed him, raping boy rumors and all that other good stuff..

But he left her billions of dollars, so she’s good, and I guess figuring it all out, through spirituality, lesbianism and putting topless pics on social media…to show how “burning man” she is….you know down to earth while being not at all down to earth but if it makes her feel better than down to earth enough…because spirituality is a personal journey you know….and if tits on social media help that you gotta be all for it..

If you don’t like that, here she is in a bikini top for the paparazzi CLICK HERE

Posted in:Paris Jackson|SFW

2017

04

Sep

Liz Hurley Topless on Instagram of the Day

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I once said that Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career.

She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a heart throb in America and she took down numbers of all the people he met along the way…so that when the right time hit…she could escort them…get them to invest in her bikini line…and even act in movies on her own…proving acting is pretty easy…before Hugh was caught with a Tranny and her Uterus was filled with rich guy sperm…

I meant it…

These are some pics from her social media that are slutty enough – considering…she’s old as fuck….