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2017

05

Jul

Christina Aguilera’s Bathing Suit Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

I forgot Christina Aguilera existed even though she’s the biggest thing ever….I don’t follow her on social media…even though she was my favorite of the 90s poptarts…

She’s not as fat as she used to be, but her tits are still fat and above all she’s Christina Aguilera and even though her voice was grating on my fucking nerves like some nails on the chalkboard shit…she still mattered…her little frame…her broken childhood….her implants…her edgy slutty phase…

I was convinced that I would fuck her in my lifetime, I even made a bet with a friend that before I die – I will bang Christina Aguilera….I am not dead now, but like everything in life, I never really pursued that dream that really faded quick, because who the fuck cares about Christina Aguilera, except for the people getting paid by Christina Aguilera, like the men she owns and marries….

But it’s nice to see she’s whoring out on her social media I don’t even follow….because I am nostalgic…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW

2017

05

Jul

Ashley TIsdale’s Aggressive Butt Shot of the Day

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The great thing about Ashley Tisdale is that she knows she’s got a busted face. She knows that she’s not cute and that this whole acting thing where she played the hot chick was all a scam and just a testament to how bad writing and bad acting can divert people’s attention from the fact that a solid 6 is playing a 10….

She’s tried to get surgery, she probably fills her face, she sits in the gym all day because she knows body is better than face because you can always put a bitch on all fours and she knows…if you take a butt shot….your face becomes invisible…magical…and invisible….best magic trick ever….well not quite as good as hiding the cured meat in your cunt…but in the same realm of lovely…

GOOD job Tisdale.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

05

Jul

January Jones Single Mother Tits of the Day

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January Jones posted some pics of her single mom tits in a bathing suit – that is properly suited for bathing suit for an old bitch like January Jones….in a world where old ladies seem to think the Two Pieces are the answer…when really one pieces can be just as hot if the torso is long enough and jacks up into their cunts…cunts that in January Jones case have been cummed inside by a rich guy who remained anonymous but who probably pays his child support because as you know Hollywood is a place where creepy married rich dudes get to fuck the tits they cast in movies…it’s just how it works…

People are apparently into her tits…so here it is…

Call me modern, updated, new age, innovative, ahead of the curve, into young slutty chicks…where cleavage doesn’t quite excite me…you see I wasn’t raised mormon, in the church or as an arab, I was not raised in the 1940s and 1950s where people were conservative…I’m the throat fucking generation…and like my whores to whore….call me crazy…because I am crazy…

Either way, some shameless fourth of july good excuse to post tits tits….

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2017

05

Jul

Sarah Hyland Crotch Shot for Instagram of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the weird looking, skinny version of Ariel Winter who looks nothing like Ariel Winter, but is equally shameless because I guess the execs of their very expensive TV show put a seminar together on how to generate some buzz online, so that people fall into their trap and tune into their show, even though no one watches TV anymore….otherwise why would both be on the shameless slutty mission…could it be that the sex worker who plays their mom on the show taught them her tricks at winning at life? I guess we’ll never know..

But we do know that Ariel Winter, like most fat sisters, is clearly eating all the craft services food off Sarah Hyland’s plate…that or this one’s just some premature freak who is aging super strange, like her parents put her on hormone therapy to keep her young…

WHO knows..this Bud’s for you…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

05

Jul

KTLA Host Gets Puke on Her and Other Videos of the Day

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Groom Loses Control of AK-47

Vietnam Water Buffalo Kills Owner

Puppy Pees in a Girl’s Face

Crazy Woman Taken Out by Cops

Fourth of July Parade

NYPD Punching a Bitch

Dance of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

05

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the day

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It is always interesting when the girl you’re sexting and having a good time with while sexting starts talking about her sexual history and brings up the first time she got double teamed…giving you a whole overview of this porn-like scenario you can’t quite decide whether you like that she’s done that or repulsed knowing she took two dicks…but as you start getting into it, thinking, I can fuck with a dirtbag like this…she drops that it happened when she was 10 by her dad and brother….

You don’t know whether to laugh or feel bad or try to recruit her into porn because broken bitches love porn….but you know not to jerk off to her “erotica”…cuz it’s just fucking dark…

That’s how I start a new year, post JULY 4… Here are some stepLINKS…in the morn…

Slutty Celebs Being Slutty for Fourth of July Sluts
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Lea Michele Boobs in Hawaii
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Ping Pong Weirdness of the Day #Asia
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Charlie Sheen Auctioned Off all His Bullshit
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Damn Amy Poehler is Disgusting Looking
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Ed Sheeran Quit Twitter and No One Should Notice or Care
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Catching a Fish with a Katana Sword is some Nerd Herb Shit on Another Level
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Sugar Baby of the Day
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2017

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I do it for the buttonhole pics…you know on the Fourth of July more than anything…and by IT I mean seduce women on tinder and trick them into sending me nudes by pretending I’m a 25 year old doctor with a private jet thanks to family money…cuz as it turns out…people are retards….

THE AMERICAN DREAM!!

Here are some stepLINKS…

My GF Phoebe Price for Fourth of July
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Paris Jackson Slutty
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The Game of Thrones Composer
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Green Day Fans Sing Queen
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Catching a Fish with a Katana Sword
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Will Ferrell VS Mariah Carey
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PSA By Dogs About Fireworks
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Paintballing in Tanks
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Jada Pinkett Smith – See Through
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News Anchors Failing
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Fyre Festival Promoter Arrested on Fraud Charges
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Ozzy Man Reviews Brazilian TV
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New Michel Gondry Film….What the Hell is This Bunk Ass Clickbait Shit
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Jerk Off to the New Star of True Detective
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Naked Chicks in Polaroids
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Cam Whore Meltdown Compilation
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Just A Chained Up Girl Fucking a Tree
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Girl Gets Body Painted
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Girl Changing Under the Stall
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Slut for America
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CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Two Sluts Naked Together
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

04

Jul

Bella Hadid Nipple of the Day

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Bella Hadid, possibly an American hating Palestinian American who could be one of those home grown terrorists, not necessarily in the traditional form, but in teaching the youth that if you’re skinny, tall enough, and have good enough fake tits, coupled with eager fame whore rich as fuck parents while being located in LA – the city of dreams – and a sister who paved the way with her shitty Kardashian friends…the American Dream can come true and you can be posting your nipples on social media like Kendall before her…and Kyle before her…because she too has nipples…that for some reason people think are great enough to give all the model jobs to…

I don’t get it, I hate when the lame rich succeed…but people want to fuck her, so for that…here’s her nipples

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2017

04

Jul

Caroline Vreeland Monster tits Doing the Marilyn of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland is a fake instagram model and singer and actor who has been working at getting famous with her monster tits, something that has got far less talented women before her as famous as she wants to be, and she’s doing it by going to all the exclusive events like Fashion Weeks in Paris and polarizing her low level celebrity into something of value or substance thanks to her last name that isn’t even her last name but that she’s taken from a relative who worked at Vogue, who she pretends was her grandma or something equally lame…but anyything for validation..

Her dress see through, her tits huge, her marilyn monroe impression lame and better if she went through with it fully with a little killing herself for being the fucking worst..

Big tits though! That’s all that matters!

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW

2017

04

Jul

Bella Thorne Rolling Around in her Panties of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted this very annoying video of her whining in her bed in her panties in some kind of joke that is zero funny, but fully annoying, the kind of behavior you may experience from a wife or girlfriend about 10 minutes before you murder her and figure and 30 mins before you have to figure out how to dispose of the body, do you just burn it for 72 hours until there is nothing left, ideally after transporting it to another location…or do you do other stupid things that will get you caught…because sometimes, even great tits can get under your skin and make you fucking snap…

Seriously, this is the fucking worst…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW