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2017

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My passions include looking at fat women in leggings cuz I don’t fat shame…even though they should fat shame themselves…cuz that shit, just cuz the pants fit, doesn’t mean they should be put on…and I know fat girls in leggings, a cliche joke, but when you see a real fat chick, belly covered in leggings…you are reminded why…and it’s amazing, despite being weird….

My other passions include BUSH, but unfortunately, most bush isn’t big enough to have or deserve a name and that is the saddest thing I’ve heard all day

My last passion includes…nudes…but girls just don’t send them in anymore…and that…is one of life’s great tragedies…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Dani Mathers is Going to Trial
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Kimmel Hosting 2018 Oscars
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Ariel Winter – Topless
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Sofia Coppola Told Kirsten Dunst to Lose Weight
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Two Amazing Korean Girls in Leotards Do a Dance Routine and It’s GOOD…..
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Kid Kicks Ball in Mother’s Face During a Trick Shot
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Devon Windsor – Red Bikini
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Justice League is Failing…
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Charlotte McKinney Working Out
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Monique VS Oprah
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David Hasselhoff and his Pussy in her Bikini
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Jojo’s Thick Leg Booty Performance
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Ben Johnson From Roids to Android for Sports Betting….
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The Newest Shark Tank Shark is the Fucking Worst Reality Shit….
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Pascal Craymer Braless
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Sofia Boutella – Model with Pasties
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Kendall Jenner Pretending to Fall off a Bike
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Megan Fox in Lingerie…
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Zac Efron is Playing Ted Bundy
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Alicia Silverstone Big Tits in a Shirt
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RC Truck that Drives on Water
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Izabel Goulart Ass Flash
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Bella Thorne Workout Paparazzi Pics
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Drone You Can Base Jump From
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Chris Rock’s House in Brooklyn is Pretty Serious
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30 Important Things About Oceans….
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Kim Zolciak Topless Wedding Beach Photo
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Amateur Chick Hypnotizing
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Dude Doesn’t Know He Just Fucked a Tranny
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Busty Blonde Slut
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Titty Flash at Arbys
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Cam Girl and Her Big Tits
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Busty Chick Getting Naked
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Disturbing Edit from the Shower
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Dildo in the Fitting Room
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Fight on the Plane
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Naked Model of the Day
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A Bunch of Leaked Celeb Shit
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2017

16

May

McKayla Maroney’s Still Promoting her Ass of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is all about promoting her ass this week. I don’t know what struck a nerve that made her decide that this is the week she showcase her ass…that is ridiculously round..and has been for a while, it’s a gymnast body apparently, because despite her behavior since the one Olympics she was in, and won gold in the team event at, she’s been shamelessly pushing herself out there through social media…because everyone is about the fame, and sex is the easiest way for that fame…and it’s not that big of a deal, I am all for the world showing each other their panties like we’re a bunch of fucking primates, or retards at the home because I love seeing the world’s panties…

I find it weird that people feel the need to post shit like this, especailly when they’ve won gold, are famous…it’s just a little trashy..but that doesn’t mean I am not all about it…because I am all about it.

Olympic Dreams to Instagram Dreams…McKayla Maroney and her crazy booty…is a win…

I still prefer LAST WEEK’S VIDEO>…

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2017

16

May

Kendall Jenner Fakes Eating Shit on a Bike of the Day

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Here’s a video of Kendall Jenner cock teasing harder than she’s ever attempted to cock tease which is pretty hard because she learned it from her dad, mother, half sister and everyone in her life that taught her what whoring is….

This is better than any of her nudes, any of her tit flashes, any of her nipples for high fashion or bikini / panty pics…better than any of her Calvins…

Whether it is terrible acting or not, Kendall Jenner falling off a bike is her most erotic work to date because it could have gone terribly wrong…and she could have been mutilated, noting her family plastic surgeon wouldn’t be able to fix…or better yet…paralyzed.

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2017

16

May

Natalie Portman Black Bikini in Cannes of the Day

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Post pregnant, or currently pregnant, I can’t really keep track of these breeder’s uterus, was in a bikini in France, because she’s high society and classy….and that bikini was pretty small and her tits looked big, because that’s how girls maintain sex appeal, or is the only redeeming factor when child birth the most unnatural thing humans do to keep humanity existing…which isn’t necessarily something that needs to be done – as the robots are taking over…something all Natalie Portman fans already know about because they are either Jewish nerds who see her as their people, a hot version of themselves, their wives and mothers…and a reminder that hot Jewish girls exist…or Star Wars fans…other creepers who just have a hard time moving on from the couch where they are plotting how to build a Portman sex doll, but never actually do because they are lazy….as many nerds are…just dirty weirdos who are too socially awkward yet obsessed with any girl that either talks to them or talks their language…weird..

I think she’s hot, old, sure, but hot…and here are the bikini pics…her profile isn’t so good, but hell – we all get old mom bodies eventually..

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2017

16

May

Amy Schumer’s Pepperoni Nipple from all Her Pizza Eating of the Day

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Amy Schumer the monster with the monster nipple that matches her big creepy as fucking face…and I am not a fan of hers….she’s a hack, she’s not funny, she’s not cute in the least…

I assume that this is an attempt to make sure no one sees this movie, but I am hoping that no one sees this movie regardless of her nipple, because her in her entirety is shit. Scamming shit that managed to pull off some miracle with weird sex jokes about herself, that I believe because dudes will fuck anything, but that I don’t need to hear about because she’s disgusting and broadcasting it out there is not empowering, like she pretends it is, it’s just her making a joke out of herself, the joke…..to deal with the sadness that comes with being a monster…a rich monster…who will also realize that money won’t fill that void…sending her back to fuck as many dudes as she can to try to fill it, only to fail and eventually kill herself like we all want her to do!! YAY…

The future is bright…

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2017

16

May

Gigi Hadid is a Real Model Going to Space of the Day

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I find Gigi Hadid and overrated, muppet faced, now more than ever thanks to the face injections she’s had to attempt to be a naturally hot and current look, that just makes her look like a tranny, or 45 year old divorcee done up for her daughter’s prom….all medicated…

She is zero on the scale of compelling or interesting, but she did go to SPACE for Harper’s Bazaar…

It is safe to say that it’s too bad they didn’t have issues, a little mission control problem, maybe an alien attack…it’s always the good astronauts who die too soon, while this bitch is just mocking them, being playful and useless…because that is what she is…useless..like garbage…rich garbage the people like for some reason…I call PR and scams…

The worst. Unfortunately nerds love everything space…

Here’s the Video…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW|Videos

2017

16

May

Elle Fanning Simulating Blowjobs With Lipstick of the Day

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Elle Fanning wanted to let you know what she looks like when your lipstick sized, overly red cock, from all the jerking off and sex with hookers, gets close to her mouth…she winks, because she’s an actress and everything she does is a performance piece…just don’t confuse it for authentic….

I am all for stage parented kids making more money from brands who like recycling the same garbage…because they are lazy…and it’s easier to re-use the cup on the counter with a quit rinse because your roommate jerked off in it…than to go out and find a new cup…

Right….

Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW

2017

16

May

Robin Marjolein in Bathing Suits for Cosmo Germany of the Day

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Germany has come along way from publishing Nazi propaganda….

Along with scat porn…and now bikini photoshoots with some babe I’ve never heard of named Robin, like the bird, who is should be labeled and acknowledged for how she is breasted, or nice breasted in bathing suits for the German magazine….

This is far less offensive than drawing Jewish accountants with tails…just 75 years ago…which really isn’t that long ago, if you’re 50 years old like me…

Point being…Robin Marjolein may not be as good as Robin Marjolein in scat porn….but she’s less offensive to the Jewish people and the Social Justice warriors than Nazis….however..her Mickey Mouse gloves grabbing her tits bathing suit…is CULTURAL APPROPRIATION…she might as well could be shitting on the American flag…and fat chicks with Disney dolls in their car everywhere…would be less offended….

Good times.

Posted in:Robin Marjolein|SFW

2017

16

May

Anna Ewers Models Euro Swim of the Day

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers…but doesn’t need to smell like sewers as her career or rent check doesn’t need to rely on Saudi Men shitting on her….

Now I thought this photoshoot would be better and I already got in this deep, so I am going to post it, but it is hardly naked enough, hardly hot enough, and I’ve been a fan of Rhymes with Sewers since she first started popping up. I liked her face, I liked her overall vibe and I am not really offended by this shoot, but when I hear EURO swim…something that means EURO naked…as all EURO bitches get naked on the beach…I expect nakedness…so this…is her mocking us, getting to big to deliver the goods….

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2017

16

May

Bregje Heinen for Marie Claire Russia of the Day

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Bregje Heinen has the most vile sounding name in modeling and for that reason alone..I like looking at pics of her – even when she’s not showing her nipples the way models are supposed to…it’s one of the JOB pre-requisites, like how doctors need to go to med school, carpenters need to apprentice, garbage men need to pass a criminal record because they don’t want child sex offenders getting that close to dirty diapers…models need to get naked..and this isn’t naked.. I feel so lied to, like when a “doctor” gives a retard woman ass implants, that turn out to be silicone caulking from the Hardware store, that ends up destroying her skin and tissue, making it impossible to sit, before dying of cancer cuz her body absorbed all the chemicals….only not really as bad…because there are other models more competitive that BREGJE…willing to get naked.

The Russians are coming….no wait that’s just Trump…or no wait that’s just Bregje Heinen in their COMMUNIST magazines…

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