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2017

17

May

Doutzen Kroes Gives Herself a Cameltoe for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

I laughed and I laughed at Doutzen Kroes when these pictures were being taken a few weeks ago, because she looked like a dumpy mom, who’s partied too hard in her 20s, and who had two kids with her DJ husband, who cheats on her with hotter younger versions of her, since he didn’t really think that one through when he first connected with her….and by connected I mean knocked her up…he’s a DJ, models love DJs…he doesn’t need to be tied down…because she is…check the BTS pics….sloppy….

But the actual photoshoot isn’t so bad…you know as she tries to stay relevant in the Ukraine…where all the magic happens when it comes to promoting…you know that’s where all the HACKERS live…who can swap out her relevance thanks to COMPUTER science…or maybe, just maybe they are the only magazine that were willing to do anything with Doutzen Kroes…since she’s virtually dead in the water….now that she’s old and brands don’t work with her….

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2017

17

May

More Anna Kendrick Annoying Pitch Perfect Vacation Bikini top Pics of the Day

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Anna Kendrick’s face annoys me…she creeps me out…she’s overrated…but I guess people love her, so does that make her overrated or just a good SCAM…who knows!!

But despite people loving her, I remain not into her….there’s something about her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it as bitch pukes…and I’m usually into doing that to all women….even gross ones…especially gross ones..and if they’ve been in movies and are successful it’d be a no brainer….

You know all overpaid, rich as fuck, brats who sold themselves to the industry…like the hookers they are…hooking onto my dick with that lip of hers…

But no…I just don’t like Anna Kendrick, but you do.

Posted in:Anna Kendrick|SFW

2017

17

May

Halle Berry’s Naked Instagram Post from the Other Day of the Day

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The world’s most famous Cultural Appropriator, proof that Cultural Appropriation is bullshit, and that it works, is Halle Berry…

She plays the black chick in HOLLYWOOD, because they like white people and need a white person who is technically black to be the black chick, but Halle Berry is so far removed from being black, but because she’s black as a technicality she can play the black…

She may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her white highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, getting all insecure before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life….she got for being accessible and white enough for producers to work with her in movies – to appear like they are diverse…

But I call bullshit..

I like her tits though…

Posted in:SFW

2017

17

May

Em Rata Whores Up Cannes Topless Like a Whore of the Day

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Em Rata is a hooker….maybe not an official hooker, she has a boyfriend, but she’s a hooker to me…and that’s what matters…

She’s taking on Cannes today, because she’s classy, and goes to all the fancy fucking places in her attempt to polarize her titty whoring into being something fashionable….and luxurious…because in her mind she’s not a trollin’ but instead she’s a famous bitch…unless I am wrong about her and she knows it’s all one big joke…in which case…I appreciate her…because I have committed my life to trolling and meeting a troll when being a troll may mean we are soul mates…celebrated our love…through the internet…instead of enemies….you know it’s all a matter of perception…

That said, I like to think of her as a hooker, who is polarizing the big tits, while showing her tits, at an exclusive event like Victoria Silvestedt

Cannes…so exclusive….magical…she’s made it.

Here she is with some dude…

Posted in:Em Rata|SFW

2017

17

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Armpit Titty of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is a magical creature sent from heaven, who must be an angel, not just because of how she makes me feel, but because she’s not dead, not because to live is to die…and dying is part of living…but LINDSAY LOHAN has been dying pretty hard since she was about 20 and is actually amazing that she’s still alive…so amazing that she has to be dead…

It would explain her career….it would explain her celebrity….it would explain why her parents don’t care about her, she was a commodity and she still is….out there navigating the world alone….showing off her ARMPIT titty…a place where TIT doesn’t need to be, but for armpit fetishists, is as wonderful as Lohan fake Titty once was – despite being her sex appeal’s pretty dead….she can still remain a fetish…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

17

May

Kate Beckinsale’s Splits on a Hummer of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale the never dying pussy you want to have sex with because you saw Underworld 15 years ago – and you’re still fucking into the babe in the movie – because she looks the fucking same – she is crazy…she is weird – creepy even – but not too creepy to want to stare at her doing the splits on a hummer…and not giving a hummer, she’s more into letting dudes cum in her – that’s why she has a 20 year old kid…who you want to fuck…because she’s KATE beckinsale spawn..

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2017

17

May

Laura Vandervoort in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Laura Vandervoort hates me…

I mean not really, she had no idea who I was, we tricked the bitch into saying that, because she is a puppet, putty in my man hands, like most vapid actresses, they are trained to this….

This was when she was doing a local COMICON 5 years ago…she was at a low point…but she’s turned things around…and posts bikini selfies like a real hero…

Posted in:Laura Vandervoort|SFW

2017

17

May

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Tit Spilling Out of her Bikini Top of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is old and tired…the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….because I don’t know or track Emmanuelle Chriqui….but I do know she’s old….her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like her Jewish Grandparents…unless the Moroccans weren’t involved in that…

So she knows that she can you make sure to wear a ridiculous bikini top to distract from the fact that she’s 40…with that titty spilling out….

She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and I like her tits…

Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui|SFW

2017

17

May

Fuck on a Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Girl Fight Naked

Man Arrested after Punching Female Security Guard

Cameraman Gets Shot by Sniper….

Naked UFC

Tattoos in China

Collapsig Water Tower…

Woman Fakes Accident

Driver Hit With Bricks

Women with Needles….

SUV Rams Into Building….

Cop Stabbed in Police Lobby

Speeding Tanker Truck

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

17

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I had a busy night of cultural appropriation…shopping for BUDDHA statues at Home Depot…eating ASIAN food…at a KOREAN restaurant owned by Chinese people, but no one goes after them because these white social justice warriors are actually racists in denial, who regurgitate bullshit while signing petitions on social media to feel like they are actually making a difference, and they don’t protest asian restaurants owned by other asian cultures pretending to be the asian culture of the food they are serving you….SHIT…

Not that you care about that, you’re here for the love, the romance and sexting….

Send every girl on your social media this message, they will either like it, or get you arrested, either way some action…and action is good….

“I was listening to the birds chirping this morning and thought they just be rejoicing because of our love….the universe…is celebrating our union….and that makes me feel glorious..”

Then send a dick pic..Here are some stepLINKS…in the MORNING hangover…

Asian Dancers in Leotards…
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Rent Leo’s Beach House for 25k a month….
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Taylor Swift’s New Boyfriend Looks Like Her – Narcissism
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Kirsten Dunst Stayed FAT because She’s a Feminist…
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Warner Bros Denies Justice League Problem…
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Miley Blames her Whoring on Not Going to School…
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Bai Ling Signing Autographs….
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My Gf Ana Braga Taking Selfies
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Slut with Pink Hair Shows her Tits
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RC Truck om Water…
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Jumping from Drone
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Jaimie Alexander – Hard Nipples
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