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2017

06

Jan

Love Magazine Advent Calendar’s Still Going of the Day

So Love Magazine has put together one of their most flimsy, lazy garbage Advent Calendar, pretty much the biggest thing they do all year, and because everyone is a fame whore – attention seeker, even the people with big audiences, who need content and promotion to help take them to the next level, and Love magazine has just the right formula for that…the Advent Calendar…that they are still posting content up around…well into January, despite the holidays being over, because milk this as hard as you can, beat that dead horse with your dick, and try your damn best to carry this video a day thing, make that Youtube money, especially when you have girls who have the following willing to spend the 14 mins it takes to film these things…

Well, the January edition of the Love Magazine Advent Calendar that keeps bringing content includes….my favorite – GEORGIA MAY JAGGER:

SI Model Hannah Ferguson…..

Daisy Lowe….the daddy issue big tits…

Nina Agdal…the Leo DiCaprio retard head..

I guess they didn’t make the cut for the actual advent calendar, but January is still a month and there are days in said month and people are still on the internet…and willing to watch…..and model and fake models are willing to be in these videos…so why ever stop it…just video a day this shit….cuz despite sucking they are still worth watching….half naked it girls from the the last 20 years…I’m sold…but it takes very little to sell me…the other day I stared at a shadow on my wall because it looked like tits…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2017

06

Jan

Dude has Sex with a Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Morality Police Catch Adultery in Car

Two Girls Get Slammed by a Truck and Survive

Snow Removal Tractor Takes Out a Woman

Interesting Place to Nap…

Naked Woman VS the Mean Streets

Giant Spool on the Highway

Fight in the Internet Cafe

Kicksled Urban Stunts….

Jeep Fail….that Ends With Death…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

06

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been swiping on TINDER…I only get really fat girls…who I know will never get skinny, and who I know have embraced their fat, so instead of being basic like everyone else – and calling them fat, or making fat jokes, because I’m not an asshole..even though I am an asshole…I tell them they aren’t fat enough…and give them a complex, trying to make them at their state of fat feel inadequately fat….and that they need to fatten up to stand out amongst all the other fat girls…to be different, to be hot, to be worth jerking off to…because fatter is a fetish and current weight is just gross….

So even their being ridiculously fat doesn’t make them stand out as the loud, lazy, over-eater they are….and they need to work harder…something fat people don’t like doing…as they’d rather just sit on the couch eating cake….but apparently they don’t even do that right…except when it comes to eating cake…

All this to say…..it’s been a Friday of broken dreams so far…too cold to be hungover…but I’ve eaten one breakfast burrito already…because I’m Mexican…and I’m pretty confident I may die of that heart attack we’ve been waiting for….

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Mascot that Trolls Mariah
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The House that Pete Sampras Build
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Hot Kate Beckinsale Behind the Scenes
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Paige Watkins is Hot
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How Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Bang
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Megyn Kelly Will be on the Today Show….
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How the NES Zapper Works
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I am very into this Televised New Years Countdown
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Some Pictures of Dangerous Crossings
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Mariah Carey Hot Tub
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Bullet in Super Slow Motion
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All Time Knockouts
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Bieber’s New Dog is Very Important
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2017

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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A Tinder girl told me that I spend a really long time drawing out a really bad joke….and that was based on a series of 3 messages I sent her about our romance….I wonder what she’d think if she saw the site and the 12 years, 40,000 posts dedicated to drawing out this really bad joke…I bet she’d find me pathetic…and that’s a good thing…because I only like girls who can’t fucking stand me…they are a challenge…too bad I am too lazy for challenges…but if I wasn’t…that’d be the key to my heart…

Luckily for me….finding girls who like me is like finding bald pussy on a nudist beach…it just doesn’t happen….but unfortunatley 99 out of 99.1 girls who hate me..won’t ever let me fuck them, or even see them naked…so I remain alone…..but married…but she’s the fucking worst…enough about…here are some steplinks to stick your dick in like it was a 19 year old…only they are links..just links…that you click…….

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Terribly Acted Movie Scenes
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Kim K’s Ho Stroll – is back
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Kate Beckinsale BTS
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Australian Golfer In Her Bikini
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Drew Barrymore’s Show About Cannibalism…
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Katharine McPhee Bikini
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Nicole McLean Panty Flash
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Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Camila Morrone in Underwear of the Day
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Nicki Minaj is Single
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Joanna Krupa Paddleboarding
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The Dude WHo Owns Coachella is Anti Gay Climate Change Denier
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Virtual Reality Blooper
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Lego Nerf Gun
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Some Slut Named Olivia Culpo
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Elsa Hosk Naked in LUI
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Stella Maxwell is Fucking Kristen Stewart and Looks Hot
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Topless Ashley Graham
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Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are Creepy as Fuck
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Kylie Jenner is Slutty
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Topless Ashley Graham
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Jesus Gave Chris Pratt his First Break
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Leo’s New Pussy
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No Wait – He’s Still With Waterhead
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Drone Up a Mountain Erotica
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Naked Yoga
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The Perfect Woman
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She’s Not a Real Nurse
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Amateur of the Day
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The Pet in Porn Compilation is Amazing
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Naked Driver
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Big Fucking Tits
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Cheesy Nude Shoot of the Day
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2017

05

Jan

Fergie Bikini Pics of the Win of the Day

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Here is Fergie in a bikini…and I am the kind of guy who looks at girls in bikinis and thinks “Oh yeah”….like the KoolAid mascot…but I’m not the kind of guy who looks at girls in bikinis and thinks “I NEED MY DICK IN THAT, I WANT MY DICK IN THAT”…not because I am gay, but because I get more out of looking and thinkin “Oh Yeah”…thank dealing with all the headaches that come with women you have sex with – not that having sex with Fergie is an option…but based on her being a celebrity, even if it was ,it would be a nightmare…the worst…

So staring at her ass…in a bikini…is a win….because of her pose…look at this pose…this is a crazy pose…the kind of pose her kid would stare at and be truamatized by…turning him gay… and that’s all I have to say about that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Fergie|SFW

2017

05

Jan

Skinny Model Romee Strijid in a Bikini of the Day

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I am a huge fan of skinny models, I fucking love skinny, but even this is too skinny, something I’d never think was possible….and actually isn’t possible, but when I look at her non existent ass and pussy lips hanging out of her because she’s got no muscle or fat to keep it all in….I think…the media will slaughter her and her skinny limbs because the media loves fat chicks…

Sure, I like my skinny chicks more meth scabbed and weak looking, pale, bags under their eyes…to weak to run from dying…but model skinny is alright too….

This is what she gets paid for, doing it for free…magic…it’s all magic…

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Posted in:Romee Strijid|SFW

2017

05

Jan

Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone for V Magazine of the DAy

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Here are the cover girls of the latest issue of V Magazine….The very important Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone…

It’s some bullshit tattoo scene where you can see the most important model of them all…Kendall Jenner with her panties pulled down for an ass tattoo…because she’s the kind of girl who will let anyone brand her just so long as it gets her paid or a stamp of approval that allows her to really believe she’s an actual model…because she is an actual model….the world has created her and made her one…dreams do come true when the world is a bunch of fucking groupies…who will attach themselves to anything with money….fascinating…

But not as fascinating as the story that one of these models (lara stone) send me legal letters to take down her pics…something I find wonderful…

Update – Lily Aldridge got in on this shit…

Posted in:JOAN SMALLS|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

05

Jan

Rehab Dweller Hayden Panettiere’s Got Shit on her Teeth of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere’s got shit on her face…and it’s hot for you scat lovers….who wish that it was your shit on her face…because you’re romantic…

She’s back from rehab, where she was locked up for being a self proclaimed bad mom, some call it post partem depression, I call it women always create issues…especially entitled rich person whining about the depression of having kids, because they ruin your fucking life, and pussy, but not really when your baby daddy is 7 foot tall massive russian…with a cock bigger than a baby….

It only gets worse, but thankfully, you are rich, a coddled baby who was raised by a trashy plastic surgery ridden soap star, you can take yourself out of your life and kick it at some resort with other rich people….who are self involved whiners blaming their drug use on “disease” or whatever…and do therapy to try to find meaning…

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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|SFW

2017

05

Jan

TAYLOR HILL, IMAAN HAMMAM & ANNA EWERS BORING BY NAKED FOR VOGUE OF THE DAY

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TAYLOR HILL, IMAAN HAMMAM & ANNA EWERS are naked and cuddling in Vogue magazine because this is fashion and this is how fashion works…you can’t have fashion without a body…and I don’t really like that they aren’t doing a pussy eating train….that you would expect they would do when they are on those paid trips these rich guys hire them to go on…you know the yachts off the Coast of Greece, or wherever else they end up going…and it’s all so magical…but not publicly….that’s all for the snapchat stories…not the covers of magazines…you gotta keep that shit classy….and high class…and luxurious…it keeps your escorting rates higher and your trips better…

Posted in:Anna Ewers|Imaan Hammam|SFW|Taylor Hill

2017

05

Jan

Kylie Jenner – Doughy Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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I read that Kylie Jenner Regrets Talking About Using Sex Toys on her App to promote her app….because that’s what these shameless girls do…

And the fact is that when a 15 year old dates a 30 year old who has a baby with a hooker, the same girl his brother has a baby with…they are going to be sexual deviants….and throw in a fucked up family that built their empire on a porn tape in a porn era…they are going to be more open or attention seeking when it comes to sex….and I don’t think toys are a crazy thing, or that Kylie inserting things in her ass, while taking black dick in her pussy, I just think using the fact that she uses toys for attention is funny, typical, and expected from this sexed up youth…it’s like her life is in her underwear on social media…bitch better be doing next level things in the bedroom behind closed doors, because if she doesn’t some other doughy bitch will…and then she’ll lose both her man and her father figure…because her dad’s in the bathroom shoving the same dildos she is, in his cunt…

FASCINATING…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW