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Tate McRae Still Producing Titty Smut of the Day

Britney Spears Cups her Breasts of the Day

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Janes Addiction Have a Cat Fight on Stage of the Day

2016

Nov

Sofija Milosevic Bikini Shoot for Some Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Sofija Milosevic and she looks like a mail order Russian hooker, as her name would imply, but she’s so much more than that…she’s a TRUMP model, your president has his hand in on 20% of her earnings, his team is responsible for her career, and since he created her think of all the good he can do for your country….

I mean in her defense, all women – especially, vapid, vain, superficial model type women…are prostitutes…and model agencies are really a loop hole to get hookers into the country….and Trump was well aware of that…it’s how he got your First Lady….

Here are some pics from her instagram…I love her…Sofija Milosevic…amazing…too bad I can’t buy you – I mean I know she can be bought – but well out of my budget…

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2016

Nov

Wallet Fucker Padma Lakshmi in a White Bikini of the Day

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“Don’t hate because I’m in lingerie. Moms do that sometimes.” was a post that Padma made on her social media when I guess she was trying to be sexy for some new billionaire she’s trying to make her daddy….and now she’s wearing a bikini….a white bikini that is showcasing the billion dollar box….that billionaires think is worth cumming inside…because who the fuck knows why….

She is most famously known as being a sugar baby. The kind of girl who gets in her lingerie when it comes to seducing old billionaires. In such a dark and egotistical way that she pretends the baby she is carrying from one billionaire – belongs to another billionaire who was dying of cancer – only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – gets the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…because she’s a fucking dirty, low level trick…who targets the high end john…into paying up.

But it’s good business…especially for someone in her 50s….so this is a pussy in a white bikini tribute to some 50 year old brown chick…all for THANKSGIVING

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2016

Nov

Woman Gives Thanks While MAsturbating on the Train and Other Videos of the Day

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Jungle Sex by a Peeping TOm

Car VS Truck’s Payload

Dude Jerking Off at the Hair Salon

Bro VS Stuffed Animals

Dad Pulls Son’s Tooth Out With AUdi

Thanksgiving Nightclub Shooting in LA

Grandma Shoots the TV Because She’s Mad at her Soap Opera

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2016

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s thanksgiving – show me your butthole…. I mean it is the day of pie afterall and pie is my favorite body part….speaking of pie, I was talking to some American women at the bar last night and as it turns out “show me your little turkey in your panties” won’t get them to flash you in the bathroom even after you say “gobble gobble” while jiggling your double chin to look like the turkey’s pink fleshy empty ballsack on his neck….or what I call his larger labia minora…something all women I know can relate to…it’s the hormones in the damn poultry I tell you…..happy thanksgiving fuckers

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The Single Most Intense Ass Ever – Does Some Stretching
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Corey Feldman’s Wedding Pic
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Kid Tries 100 Years of Thanksgiving Dishes
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Tove Lo – Pussy Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio FItness
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Dad Copies Daughter’s Gymnastics
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Biggest Crashing Waves Ever
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2016

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s American Thanksgiving, which for a Canadian doens’t mean shit, no one here is out eating Turkey and Pumpkin pie with their dysfunctional families, revisiting molestation, or other deep rooted hatred due to life not being perfect for anyone…all while celebrating the white man’s colonization of the Native American land, we do that in October….

The fact is that the white man continue to dominate and run, despite the plight of the Natives, with a total disregard for the natives, proven with the Pipelines in North Dakota, where people protesting for nature are getting jacked the fuck up by the military on the front lines, because not much changes…white people do what they want…and I’m sure we’ll be seeing a lot more of that in the years to come…all while you watch your football…and stuff your fucking faces…

So give thanks to being alive, or whatever you give thanks for…and prepare for these to be the best times will be for a while..as humanity self destructs – which is fine, we’re due for a reset…

And touch your relatives inappropriately and blame it on being drunk – I’d hate for the next generation of porn addicts and social media whores to not have the fun of dealing with a creep in real life – at the dinner table – while just trying to enjoy your meat….literally…

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Stacy Keibler Lives and is Braless
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Seth Rogan Films while Dude tells People Seth Rogan is Dead
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The Most Expensive Homes in Every State
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Really Boring Charlie XCX Shoot
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Does Turkey Make You Sleepy – Myth
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DOOM – on the new Macbook Toolbar
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Gasoline Burnout
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Tobey Maguire is More Pussy Hungry than Leo
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Gasoline Burnout
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Debra Messing VS Susan Sarandon in the Worst Catfight Ever
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Lucy Lawless Lives
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Russian Michael Jackson Dance
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Gweyneth Paltrow Probably voted Trump
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits
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GIgi Hadid Is Sorry if you were Offended by Melania Trump
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Kesha in Pajamas
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Flip Tricks
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Padma Lakshmi Bikini Cameltoe
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Bieber Punched a Fan in the Face
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J.Lo is Fuckign marc Anthony Again
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Thank God Kim is By Kanye’s Side
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THE FBI Cleared Brad Pitt for Child Rape…
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Gucci Mane’s Engagement
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Amber Heard Gets Sued
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Some Bitch in a Bikini
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Candice Swanepoel in Selfie Magazine of the Day
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Liz Hurley – Huge Sloppy Tits
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Corey Feldman’s Wedding Pic
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Some Nude Model – Being a Nude Model
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Long Distance Relationship – The Video
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Sexy Dance Fail
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Wheelchair Jimmy VS Goth Prostitute
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Face in Ass Weirdness
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Just a Girl Stripping…
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2016

Nov

Miley Cyrus Stares at Her Pussy of the Day

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It’s Miley Cyrus’ birthday, she’s 12, at least in the mind of her pervert fans and her whole marketing angle the last few years – where she was all teen angst because her team of trendwatchers told her “this is what the kids want, let’s milk it, exploit it, and cash in” because truth is she’s totally disconnected from reality – as she’s been sold off to the Disney Corp since she was 12 – her one hit wonder dad and sugar baby mom knew they had a gold mind that crawled out of that pussy – and I guess to celebrate – she’s looking to her own pussy to see if it’s got any gold for her to put neon, weed pasties, sparkles and memes on to cash the fuck in on – as she does…

She’s apparently a judge on The Voice now, because that’s what media whores do – anything they can to get noticed…and to her credit – at least she’s skinny, can sing, and most importantly, gets naked because it’s current and trendy and needed to make her lie seem legit…

That said…this yoga birthday pussy stare would be better if it was one of her nude sleazy hipster photoshoots…

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2016

Nov

Bella Hadid Butt Shot of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a Victoria’s Secret model now, because Victoria’s Secret is a trend setting company that digs through the depths of the world to find the next big model to turn into a promo model that sells shitty made in china overpriced panties…and sometimes the depths of the world is in your own backyard, knocking at your door, in the form of a social media hookers – that aren’t even first generation social media hookers.

This one is a third generation social media hooker who mooched off her sister who was second generation that mooched off the first generation social media hookers we call the man killing kardashians….

So does that make her social media fame and the fact the media love her – because they love her followers something to legitimately celebrate? Is she worthy of the audience that as a rich and connected person you can buy. Is there any difference between her and a Kate Hudson or other child star who was in the media or movies because of family friends – does this have any less skill or talent than being a terrible actress…

I figure it’s all fair game, plus social media fake models – living the model life – all get naked and give us butt shots…so there you fucking go…good job Hadid…the half Palestinian / Half sugar baby queen….

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2016

Nov

Bella Thorne Fetish Bike Ride of the Day

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Bella Thorne went on a bike ride in fetish shorts, that look like they aren’t breathable, which on a hot summer day or an LA day..means sticking, sopping, soaking, sweaty, dripping pussy….at least to me…because I am a pervert….

I know that this is zero interesting – and my writing is shit…I am a hack but I give thanks to the creation of Bella Thorne – from stage parents in florida with a bunch of kids, to older sisters whored out first to pave the way to actor in her own right – to instagram slut getting naked – because it’s all about social media – it’s all about getting naked on social media – it’s all about competing with social media whores and that’s done in the most empowering and fun as slutty as possible way to get that viral success….

I just hope for years to come – there will be more and more Bella Thornes taking provocative pics of themselves for their own channels like they are Playboy…because as a pervert I love the selfies..

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Let’s revisit her panties on snapchat from yesterday – which were a good play…

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2016

Nov

Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn’s Weird Tit Grab Pic of the Day

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Kate Hudson had her mom and their family friends grab at her tits – because that’s what you do when you get fake tits – you pull them off and show them off for everyone to see because you invested in them tits – might as well get some use out of them….or make fun of them….because they are so silly – because as we know Kate Hudson’s track record of beingthe daughter of a famous person, is that she’s fucked a lot of people throughout her career as a celebrity who fame was handed to because she was born into it – and there’s good money in it – so why not do it…

I am not a fan of Kate Hudson, especially not now that she’s 40, but she had a good ass, a suicide inspiring ass if you’re Owen Wilson trying to deal with her detached rich kid getting filled from every angle ways….

But I did think she was hot before she was famous – when she was probably 18 and just in some tabloids with her mom pre- acting because that’s the kind of pervert I am….but here she is doing some family weirdness…

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2016

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard VS Caroline Wozniacki’s Tennis Ass in Bikinis of the Day

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When it comes to Tennis, I feel like I’m probably like Serena Williams’ dad, you know all drawn into it because it’s so fucking white, pretentious, high class, and luxurious – and the likes of my people aren’t really welcomed to their secret white person clubs, where they get together and have white person meetings – where they discuss things like electing Trump because whites being replaced is the fall of America…or some shit…

I also like that the the girls are overly butchy, they are fit, they wear little skirts, flash their panties, and yelp and moan like they are taking huge cock with every swing…and hit…it’s magical…

A few sluts in the Tennis scene were in bikinis…

First up Eugenie Bouchard – from my hometown – making her a hometown hottie – even though I prefer her twin sister – the party slut…..