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2023

05

Jul

Sydney Sweeney Bikinis of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is in Ibiza bitches, I guess that’s where you go when you’re rich and famous and ready to do party drugs all night to shitty electro music, you know it’s fancy and ghetto and a good time all at the same time. Who cares about Ibiza, care about Sydney Sweeney wearing a bikini top in Ibiza, like some sort of spit in all of our faces knowing very well that no girls in Ibiza wear tops….it’s just fucking insulting…

She’s acting like she didn’t go viral for her hot tits in Euphoria, or that her hot tits and her sex scenes basically carried Euphoria, getting her paid, but more importantly, famous in the process.

Prior to being a naked and over exposed whore on Euphoria, the go to hot tits to get those viral clicks, she was on a series of BIG deal shows and no one cared.

Maybe it has to do with her backwoods, farmer’s daughter in the 1900s, British and never seen a dentist looking teeth….that shit’s way too inbred hick to me….but also has something to do with the power of tits…

In conclusion, she’s more than just tits and wonky cartoon-like teeth, she’s ALSO got an ass, and that makes up for the cartoon-lookin’ teeth…oh and there may be a little pussy slip…..

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2023

05

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know why, but for awhile I was into weed, I thought, anything natural to chill a bitch out at 3 am and potentially make her eager to fuck, rather than more booze that will just make her black out and call you a rapist for fucking her when drunk, where as weed allows for clear mind and laziness to just go with it and remember it the next day as a non-rape….

But yeah, weed is seemingly harmless and healthy with health benefits but being skeptical about the government while living in the land of legal weed, where walking down the street makes the zombies seem more zombie-like while they are all huffing on their weed, not being as crazy as a daytime drunk, but rather just being robotic or some shit….it makes me think that they legalized weed for a BAD reason, because they know something I don’t know and that they didn’t do it for the money, they can just print more of that, but if daddy government wants you high, you know it’s not for your health and that’s why I suggest you avoid it…..stick to drinking, at least it’s fun even with the rapes.

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2023

05

Jul

Hot Tits with Underboob of the Day

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Here’s a video from some place where I assume they are speaking some variation of English.

I am not sure when it was shot, but I do know that it’s representative of the times we are living in.

Where when you leave the house, you are faced with women of all sizes living their best internet life in real life, because real life has become this weird version of internet life, you know, a place we go and experience in order to report back to internet where life truly happens and it’s fucking strange. Zombies everywhere….but luckily a lot of those zombies, of all shapes and sizes show their tits…

So here’s an aggressive underboob….to inspire you to get outside, get into town, get to Walmart or the grocery store, even hit up a trendy club if you’re a faggot like that, and see the insanity unfold.

Yesterday, I saw at least 3-4 women with tits in white tank tops braless….I saw essentially ENTIRE tit on 3-4 women and they weren’t even gross women…and I asked “why wear a shirt at all, since I can see full tit”…to which they said “stop sexualizing me pervert”…..as they fucking do.

Posted in:Videos

2023

05

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED!

You see, this is my internet clubhouse and as far as I’m concerned, I can make the rules that I want to make, since I pay a large fee every month to maintain this internet clubhouse, that may not have any members, definitely no one helping me keep the fucking lights on here, as I collect cans on the fucking street like a crackhead, when I should be running bitches like a pimp, or at least getting you assholes to give me 5 dollars a month as a contribution…but that’s a me problem, not a you problem, and you’re here for your own weird issues, so let me make them weirder with some fat chicks for inclusivity, because you have to accept fat chicks as sexual beings otherwise you’ll get cancelled, your fired from your job, your life ended…all while I get to say No Fat Chicks Allowed, because I don’t find fat chicks sexual beings, even if they’ve got the right equipment for it….

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2023

04

Jul

Lily Rose Depp’s Ass is the American Dream of the Day

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Thankfully, they ended THE IDOL, which was a show about nothing and not in a Seinfeld way, but in an actual, nothing fucking happened in the series besides Lily Rose Depp playing a popster who was pretending to be manipulated by some ex-convict club owner played by The Weeknd, who happened to have a cult group of devoted musical drifters who in his weird LA entourage that Lily Rose Depp used to make her comeback tour after failing as a popstar or having a mental break as a popstar…..only they want you to think that HE is manipulating her through MIDGET sex as they record her comeback album…

Basically, it was so dumb that I couldn’t appreciate LILY ROSE DEPP’s hotness, that I’ve endorsed all these years, because she is HOT, even when dating weird lesbians, and doing heavy nudity on shitty HBO shows…

Now that it’s over, we can go back to sexualizing her they way we’re meant to….

Hopefully that show never coming back, but hopefully she’ll take her nudity to GOOD projects we can jerk off to, because she’s into being naked, let’s push that NEXT GENERATION of Hollywood royalty….MAKE that NEPOTISM COUNT…

SO here’s a celebration of that show ending and LILY ROSE’s nudity in her acting BEGINNING, cuz it’s pretty great! AMERICA!

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2023

04

Jul

Elsa Hosk Face Down Ass Up of the Day

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Elsa Hosk may be a Swedish Basketball star, but no one gave a fuck about her when she was a hot bitch in Sweden playing some Canadian invented sport….even though I’d probably jerk off in the stands at a Swedish basketball game, assuming that all the players look like Elsa Hosk and were wearing some skimpy outfits before a mandatory pussy eating with each foul, rather than a free throw, you know modify the rules based on the players….

That said, it was only when she got hired by BIG UNDERWEAR in America that she really rose to the top, made all the money and was able to show the world that she’s one of the hottest bitches out there.

So despite the rumors of TOXIC pervert men taking advantage of how dumb girls are when it comes to wanting to impress them when they are the casting or creative directors at BIG UNDERWEAR brands, they did good getting this one, and I sure as hell hope they put her athleticism to the test when they did cast her for that American dream job of VS Angel, but making her dribble her pussy up and down on their dicks by doing squats only an athlete could do….otherwise, what a wasted opportunity, because look how good things ended up for her, and I’d hate that there was no payback or payment for that glory!

All this to say, the mom is face down and ass up, in some skimpy outfit, looking amazing, and it may not scream America on the surface, since she’s not in a mobility scooter at Walmart missing feet while buying a tub of ice cream and cheese puffs, but it is the American Dream that recruits hot immigrants and I’m into it.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2023

04

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, American culture is based on big tits….every aspect of American pop culture, celebrity, porn, falls back on big tits….whether they are fake or real, doesn’t matter, so long as they are big. You Americans are TITTY people…and on this July 4th, we celebrate tits….

However, it’s Tiny Tit Tuesday, not American Big Tit Tuesday, and with that, my focus goes to the tiny tits, just trying to make it in America, like the underdog with a dream, putting itself out there despite not being big sloppies, and saying “maybe tiny tit lives matter too”…..especially in this era of equality, where no tit gets preferential treatment, now that affirmative action around tits has ended….it’s an equal playing field for all tits and I have my shit coin money on TINY tits coming out on top….only because the bodies of Tiny Tit owners are typically hotter, thinner, more fit and not sloppy and piggish….

Here’s some tiny tit.

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2023

04

Jul

Heidi Klum’s Titty in Paris of the Day

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I don’t follow the news, since it’s a lot of bullshit propaganda designed by big media, big business, with evil and dark agendas, trying to rain on your daily life, because they don’t give a fuck about you, your future, or your prosperity. They just want you in your SERF CLASS, never rising to their ELITE CLASS, because you’re a threat to them but more importantly, better suited as a body consuming what they are selling…

HOWEVER, I have been seeing pics on TELEGRAM of all this uprising in France, that they are saying is caused by immigration, and whether that’s the real story, whether those riots are real, whether it’s a race war attacking the culture and people of France, or if that’s what they just want us to believe is real, or what they are trying to cover up by sending celebs to Paris to act like it’s all good…whether it’s JOEY KING AND SABRINA CARPENTER dyking out, or Horny Heidi Klum with her tits out being a perv….it’s either a cover-up, or maybe they are just organically there, since they are compromised tits used by the BIG MEDIA that is trying to ruin your life…

Anyway, whatever it is, who cares, it’s AMERICA DAY not FRANCE COLLAPSE DAY, and on AMERICA DAY, we look at tits.

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2023

04

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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The nice thing about tight pants is that they are inspiring enough for the right pervert to get their motherfucking steps in….

Basically, if you leave your house and find yourself some middle-aged momma’s trying to get their 10,000 steps in because that Dr OZ concept of 20 years ago is mainstream and all these motherfuckers track this shit, you’ll see that they slip into the latest instagram brand trends, like ALO YOGA and SKIMS and all the other overpriced shit, only to walk around with these outfits jack up inside their assholes and wombs and the whole thing can get a fat fuck like me running behind them, trying to keep up with the ass, willing to risk the coronary for a better look of the ass, all while being inconspicuous and casual like “I’m just on the same step hoarding walk as they are”…

Unfortunately, I’m too lazy for that shit, but some of you fat fucks should take advantage of the tight pants and the ass and pussies being shown off from the tight pants to make your life a better one, a fitter one, a healthier one…

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2023

04

Jul

Joey King and Sabrina Carpenter Lesbians in Paris of the Day

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I guess this isn’t straight up lesbianism, but child star Joey King who’s got some big tits, and weirdo child star Sabrina Carpenter, who’s got a hot tennis outfit on, are doing some symbolism in Paris because they are industry MK Ultra clones designed to push the agenda on their young fans, because there’s no way that these bitches don’t have handlers telling them what to do and thing…

Which is why their pushing of lesbianism in Paris, while covering one eye, is so interesting, even though I’d be more into seeing them scissor…

I know, aren’t there supposed to be race wars caused by immigration in Paris, aren’t they telling us there’s a fall of the west and it is starting in Paris, isn’t that funny, since these bitches are dying out in Paris…as the internet says Paris is burning….

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