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Rita Ora’s Rockin Body of the Day

Katy Perry Tucks her Titties in her Boxers of the Day

Megan Fox Titties Going Viral of the Day

Dua Lipa Doing Ballerina Shit of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter Strips Down for SKIMS of the Day

2016

Jul

Mariah Carey for Complex of the Day

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Complex Magazine paid me every month for 8 years to link them – before they sold to Hearst Media….

They basically paid for the server of this site by paying me every month for 8 years to link them….

So in ways, it’s all COMPLEX’s fault that this site exists, so if you feel the need to sue me for calling you fat or making fun of your movie or ego – please direct all lawsuits their way – because since Complex Magazine stopped paying me – I’ve been forced to a life of drinking rubbing alcohol and eating discount potato chips from the dollar store…since no one else wants to support this mess I call home…bastards…

I guess they’d rather spend their money on really theatrical and weird masquerade photoshoots with Mariah Carey photoshopped into some kind of clown, or some kind of cartoon, but she’s always had a bit if a cartoon vibe to her…with that weird face…and big tits and craziness that only a billionaire could love and try to marry because it looks good on the portfolio of things they’ve stuck their dick in….you know on some Richie Richie – they have everything and always have because that’s how they were raised….unable to relate to other people – might as well lock in a super celebrity – it seems to make sense, especially after having dated that nobody sugarbaby Miranda Kerr…

I guess what I’m saying is that shoot’s not hot to me, but may be hot to you if you’re into 45 year old superstar “divas” from the 90s…when life was simpler for you….

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Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

Jul

Ashley Benson Sweaty Back of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking – Ashley Benson doesn’t have a thigh gap – despite being a celebrity who gets cast for very popular TV shows – and who has millions of followers…..what an absurd concept to an old timer like me – who depends on girls on TV, unless they play the average at best fat chick, who isn’t even FAT but is Hollywood fat, like Ashley Benson…but long gone are the days of that…

But at least she wears fitness gear like all kind of fat girls I see in public and question why they are in fitness gear because clearly they don’t workout but realize that it is because it’s the comfortable elasticity that allows movement and stretch….

You can tell that Benson is a Hollywood girl, all theatrical because she’s even gone so far as to add sweat stains that look like some kind of scream mask – because she’s terrifying…

At least she’s trying, in this era, trying half assed is more than most lazy people and gets a lot of praise….

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2016

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is pregnant in a bikini, which is probably why she had her public outrage on the internet. She’s an abused girl from a broken home – who despite being rich and famous was broken as fuck – so even when she’s not hormonal she’s a crazy person – so when she is hormonal and probably not allowed to drink – she’s a super fucking crazy person – and what better way to announce your pregnancy to the world like having a public freak out, only to decompress in a bikini with your gunt hanging out as the fetus grows outwards….and the only concern for me isn’t how shitty this kid’s life will be with its terrible mother and rich as fuck father…I don’t care about that…plus it will probably die before it turns 5…that or shipped to Disney who have first right of refusal on her kid…

I am just concerned because it looks like her fiance beat her ass of of her…but I guess her milk filled tits will be fun though…

So here’s some Lohan in a bikini with her parasite / STD reveal far more fun then her Herpes reveal..

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

Jul

Selena Gomez in on Stage of the Day

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Selena Gomez trying to be some dramatic, theatrical, stage performing popstar….who is actually a real fucking artist…with something to say or a message to convey – is a fucking joke to me.

She’s a poptart Disney trained earner, and everything she does – from her relationships, to her friendships, to her acting career, to any of the campaign she promotes and gets paid heavy to promote to her groupie-ing hard on that cunt Taylor Swift, when they are supposed to be in competition with each other, not holding hands collectively fucking over the youth by brainwashing them with their lies.

I don’t find her hot, exciting, interesting, and I don’t even know why I am posting this, maybe it’s to see how a person who pretended to have Chemo therapy for the sympathy vote when releasing the shitty album she’s touring – or what I call proving you don’t need musical talent to be an over produced popstar…manipulating all you idiots to line her pockets.

Devil woman…maybe because she’s a mexican and thus a rapist that you probably wish raped you with a strap on instead of with shitty music that we’re forced to listen to thanks to radio play….garbage…

If you’re more into her handler, these girls who were raised by Disney need handlers, here’s Taylor Swift the Manipulator’s Shitty Ass of the Day, probably at the gym where she’s trying to make it a less shitty ass – as she envy’s Victoria’s Secret models and wants to be hot like models, yet is Taylor Swift, quirky and annoying, manipulative and full of shit, and more importantly awkward as fuck but at least she can get as many men as humanly possible to fuck her -it’s good for her ego or feeling like she’s got it going on….while it gives guys who fuck her hope she’ll write songs about them to make them famous…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

Jul

Kristen Stewart Happy Lesbian For Elle of the Day

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Kristen Stewart has never been hot to me, I’ve always just assumed she was a boring, depressing, barely dark but possibly white trash and inbred, who was part of a huge masturbatory movie series that was massive for people with high estrogen who buy into that kind of bullshit…so the press was less about people wanting to fuck her, and more about people thinking they wanted to fuck her because she’s in movies and paparazzi take pics of her while she’s faking relationships with her homosexual co-star….before herself being homosexual…you know since estrogen has always been drawn to her – and what it eats your pussy – it just feels nicer…because there is no erection in their pants cutting it short for some penetration…you know how guys are….

That said, she’s in ELLE magazine, looking so dark and mysterious, edgy and controversial, rich and famous…and if you look closely, you can see her girlfriend’s period on her noise..

No wait, that’s just some strawberry jam on my screen…that just ruined my scissor fetish, sure anticlimatic – but so beautiful like a gymnastics performance….

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2016

Jul

Victoria’s Secret Shitty New “easy collection” of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret isn’t paying me to promote their bullshit new collection, but I am sure a lot of people are getting paid to help promote their bullshit new collection, that is actually their most appropriately named collection “EASY”…because all the girls who are employed by Victoria’s Secret are EASY…that’s how they got to this level of making a lot of fucking money per year being half naked – it’s subtle hooker behavior on the surface, but behind the scenes they are fully obvious, attention seeking, money grubbing, controversial if possible, in media and in bedrooms and yachts of rich people hookers…so EASY if you’re the right person who helps them hit targets…in the Easy collection…

Here are the boring catalog pics of Taylor Hill, Elsa Hosk, Stella Maxwell…catalog pics interchangeable with EVERY single VS shoot ever…that I like to post to remind me that very little changes – we are a lazy people and corporations like familiar things that work – because fighting to progress would require risk and work – but instead they can bank on making their billions…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2016

Jul

Chick Fight at Taco Bell – While Dude Orders…and Other Videos of the Day

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Vegas Chick Fight – White Girls…

Couple Fuck at the Cafe

Hot Couple of the Day

Passenger Throws Coffee on Bus Driver

Local Pepper Sprays Naked Guy

First Time Shooter – One of Trump’s GIrls…

Jay Walking Fail

Rare Wolverine in California – Far Less Gay than Hugh Jackman

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It still surprises me that we live in an apathetic world where people will post comments and status updates about nonsense – like they are anarchists or social justice warriors – while the platform they are navigating the internet from, the computer they are on, the facebook they are on, the google they are on, the iphone they are on, is tracking their every move and they don’t give a fuck.

It blows my mind that we live in a world of cyber fights against trolls and bullies happen, instead of looking a little beneath the surface to see we are all robotic idiots being programmed by the powers that be….it’s like people say “that’s mean, that’s mean”….and shutting them out – which is also mean…

Why aren’t these people taking in the troll, based on their bullshit existence, and their preaching, you’d think that is what they’d do – instead they shun them off to a island of solitude.

The hypocrosiy in social justice warriors passionately HATING people who don’t agree with them, while they orchestrate puppet shows to give the illusion of democrazy, but they are just figuring out other ways to fuck you while you click on clickbait or porn.

The world is fucked…the internet is fucked….Obama’s speech was good…I am being taken over by dirty water parasites and here are some stepLINKS

A Lot of Underboob
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Chasing Tornados
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America’s Got Talent Magician Makes Art
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Taylor Swift’s Bitch is Creepy Looking as he Navigates Leveraging This…
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Claudia Jordan in a Bikini
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Pregnant Lohan….
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Hilary Duff has a Stalker
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Girls in Sports Team Merch
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Jared Leto May Have Kids
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People Struggle with Lane Set Up
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2016

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite panties are no panties…

I’ll drink right here….alone enough to ignore my wife…all day, everyday, until I die, probably sooner than later…this isn’t a recommended way to live…it’s not even that fun…but it is a fast track to happiness / death / get me out of her so let’s keep it going….

I like listening to people’s conversations because my own life involves zero socializing, or really zero excitement and today – I saw a late 20s maybe even mid 20s girl complaining to her friend about how much stress she’s under, how rough things are lately and how she hasn’t been able to sleep….when her friend asked what was getting her down…she said “choosing a table cloth color”…and instead of laughing at her like a joke that it was…she coddled her and said “I know how difficult that can be”….

It’s nice to know people have real problems…mid day, not working, stressing about table cloths….

We live in a stupid fucking world, but the guy at the ATM before me left his receipt and he had 879,000 dollars in his checking account…maybe he’s not stupid…but other people…stupid….

Here are some stepLINKS because that’s what I do..

Some Amazing Asses…
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Jane Fonda in a Horrible Song for the DNC
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Tarntino’s Suicide Squad
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Kristen Stewart is Happy Being Lesbian
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Nicole Scherzinger Party Manimal
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Farrah Abraham in a Bikini
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Meryl Streep’s amazing screams
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Lightning Strikes Pole in Chicago
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Jared Leto’s Picture of Him as Joker
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Vanessa Hudgens Flashes Tits
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Slow Mo Butt Slap
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Ed Sheeran got Secret Married – Because when you’re a leprechaun with a pot of gold – lock that pussy in
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Kim Garner – Hot Dog Walker
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Demi Rose – Slut
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Janet Montgomery Nipples
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Environmentally Friendly Leonardo DiCaprio
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Kate Beckinsale – Still Hot
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The Simpsons Will have a Movie Sequel
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Crazy Skateboard Kid
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Pills Dissolving
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Leech Swallows Worm
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Data from Star Trek’s House is For Sale
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Dude’s Radio Dance with his Mom is the Worst..I wish it ended with car accident……asians…but not asian enough to die driving
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Kristin Cavallari Hot Mom
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Sara Underwood – Big Tits
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Chrissy Teigen is Garbage
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Cloning is Happening
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FASsbender Dips Pen in a Bottle
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Girls in Flannel
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Drunk Guy Puking
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Drunk girl pissing everywhere
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They Get Home and Drunk Woman is In their House
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Hot Hippie Weirdo Amateur Weirdo in Bed
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Some Babe in the Shower
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Girl and Her Glass Dildo
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Ass Massage
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Puke Pornstar
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Some chick in the Kitchen naked
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Some Greek Slut
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jul

Sports Illustrated Releases Pics of their Whores of the Day

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I am onto you Sports Illustrated. I see your tactics and I know what you’re trying to do….

It’s July, internet traffic is down, especially when your bikini magazine came out in February, so take the opportunity to make some noise by releasing some of the unreleased bikini pictures – even semi see through and hard nippled – by the models that get the most searches on their site…all to get more buzz, traffic, etc..

So here’s Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal and Hannah Davis…did I meantion Hannah Davis