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2023

25

Aug

Camila Cabello Cleavage of the Day

CAMILA CABELLO CLEAVAGE…exciting for the fat rich hispanic girl titty lovers out there….

Camila Cabello is a Cuban refugee who was luckily born to a Mexican father who was living in Cuba and able to escape Cuba for Mexico before making her way to Miami by climbing the border wall with her mom, or crossing the border river with her mom, before getting on a Greyhound to Miami where they laid low and potentially used other people’s social security numbers before finding a way to sell her off to the entertainment industry so that she could have that AMERICAN DREAM she deserved, but that actual native Americans don’t deserve because they are too fat, broke and lazy to get where they need to go…

Unless all that’s just bullshit and she was undocumented because she was created in a lab at DISNEY before they created the FIFTH HARMONY group that allowed her to have her SOLO career…

Doesn’t really matter, since she’s here, she dates queers and she’s got her tit slipping out of shirt….

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2023

25

Aug

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I know that when I see FEMINIST in some chick’s bio, I write them off as some indoctrinated retard that I want nothing to do with because I know they are just so brainwashed that they must be obese blue haired cat owners who are totally unfuckable and think of themselves as THEYS/THEMS.

I saw some bullshit propaganda on Reddit about girls ranting about the men they hate who have taken the “red pill”, apparently because it is part of the fabricated “Man-o-sphere” where the men are misogynists who objectify women and want them to both be hot and dedicated to taking care of the house doing women things like cooking, cleaning, laundry, which almost seems like a fucking lie to me.

I thought taking the red pill meant that you were aware that everything is a fucking stage, the world is designed to benefit a handful of people, and we are plugged into the matrix of working and paying these scumbags our taxes on everything they tax, slaves to the wage, to debts, to mortgages, to pandemics, inflation, climate change lies, gender and sexuality lies, because we buy into the lie as the other group of blood sucking satanists improve their elite selves by doing things like wildfires and pushing climate agendas and wars and other shit none of us care about, but are puppets forced to partake or fund these things…..

Anyway..they are trying to say that the red pill is men who “swallow” the red pill believe the oppression of women is a myth, men are socially disenfranchised, and men and women are inherently different. Consequently, this line of thinking devolves into hateful, violent, and incel-esque ideology.

When the red-pill is really figuring out that all this is a fucking scam and that we aren’t actually free, but if we did realize we were free, we could all get together and fight the oppressor no matter what are race, color, faggotry is…

So yeah, girls who identify as FEMINISTS are like girls who read BUZZFEED articles about the red pill and I don’t want to associate these hot braless chicks or the braless movement with that shit, when bralessness should be celebrated because it allows me to basically see full tit through shirt on strangers when I leave the house, which last time I checked was a fucking gift.

So feminists are bad news, internet hive mind retards, where as braless chicks are amazing, so here’s some bralessness.

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2023

25

Aug

Admin Reveal of the Day

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2023

24

Aug

The Body Double Playing Britney Spears Makes an Omelette of the Day

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Here’s a little fake Britney Spears cooking for instagram because she’s not only the world’s top pop star who is fading, but also an influencer, a person of interest and most importantly FREE to use her stove now that she’s no longer in a conservatorship with that on staff chef and other pesky rich person things….

In this video, a food video, because social media loves cooking clips, which is why a lot of annoying people are rich and famous from posting that shit, you will see the starlet use a pepper with sticker still on, a tomato with sticker still on, thrown into eggs already cooked, like she’s never been to an omelette station at a hotel breakfast, you cook the VEGETABLES first woman….

The whole meal should be going viral because it’s ghetto, meth addict and poor person, which you don’t expect from a rich as fuck babe like Britney…or the body double pretending to be Britney since the OG Britney is dead or institutionalized and this shit is just a distraction or troll…

In other news, she got a dog named SNOW….who crawls on her crotch and shows off her feet, so that the foot fetish people out there can determine if this is BRITNEY FEET or an IMPOSTER, since a NON-FOOT FETISH person like myself thinks all feet look the same….

Here she is doing a silly dance!

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2023

24

Aug

Whitney Cummings Pulls Her Tit Out at a Restaurant of the Day

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Funny girl Whitney Cummings, who is clearly only a comic because it was a way into the industry that allowed her to be on stage getting as much attention as her insecure ass could get…..

Whether it was trying to make people think her lame comedy was funny, just random sex stories of being a whore turned into relateable LOLZ for the people out there who have had bad whore sex….or being the hot comic on stage, using the tits to get her TV shows, as a marketing tool…something she’s clearly still doing.

The story is that the not so funny girl is pregnant, so this is probably an old clip, but that along with her bad jokes and treatments for hit shows that have given her a stupid pile of money, she still likes to put her tits out there, even in a public setting like the trashy whore that she is, relying on the tit for attention, or as part of a pretty weak joke….

Instead of being arrested for public indecency or asked to leave, she got some “that Whitney’s so wild and free” so she posted it to her ONLYFANS, because she sells fucking nudes on ONLYFANS despite having tons of money, because that’s the kind of FUNNY girl CUMMINGS is, I guess with a name like Cummings, she was pigeonholed and forced to live up to using cumming as a way to improve her existence with easy money and opporunity.

I am a hater, but I’ll stare at the tit.

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2023

24

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs are a symbol of hope, at least if you’re a marketer marketing product to the female hive mind, because if one woman onboards some new product that is told to make them hotter, sexier, skinnier, they’ll all follow her fucking lead and hop on that trend, making the person who created the product of that trend a very rich person…

Like bikini waxes, shapewear, beauty products, make-up, vibrators, fitness product, weightloss products, Kardashians, Taylor Swift concert, food item, selling nudes on the internet, hook-up culture, sharing fake rape stories to fit in….you know female hive mind shit…. the THONG wasn’t necessarily a needed item, but once it went viral, if you didn’t have a thong up your ass all day, you didn’t exist in the community of women, and women can’t have that kind of independence or detachment from the baseline normal….

The nice thing about the thong panty is that it doesn’t even cover the asshole…but billions of thongs were sold…even though the covering of the asshole is likely one of the key features you’d look for in a panty….WEIRD WORLD…

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2023

24

Aug

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

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My friend STEFAN sent me a picture of Leni Klum’s stomach, which has a similar AB GULLY as
RITA ORA, with a comment that read something like “Is that a Cum Gutter for when there’s a CUM storm, to channel the CUM to where it’s meant to be, rather than having it pool up and cause flooding”…..you know the LEVI of New Orleans but for SEMEN….

So now I look at aggressive ab lines a little different, but not that differently, since all women are a potential target for a load of nut….they don’t even need the proper irrigation ditches in place to manage those loads…

Anyway, Rita Ora’s posing in a bikini, looking a little like a bobble head with that thing wrapped around her head like she’s Bourdain going to auto-erotic asphyxiate himself, and the body looks tit, the tits look smaller, but that’s what happens when a chunky girl with tits tries to slim down because her body is catching up to the tits…

Her deflated tits may be tragic, this could be time for a memorial jerk-off to what was now that the tits are dead, but as a tiny tit appreciation kind of guy, the fit body is arguably more important than her awesome tits, especially at her age where she’s essentially rotting the fuck out from the inside of her twat.

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2023

24

Aug

Amanda Seyfried Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried may be old as shit at this point, but she was the Sydney Sweeney of her era, where she’d do corny bullshit movies that probably paid well, then movies full of nudity to show off her tits because she knew she had tits to show off and packaging as being artsy and interesting or challenging herself in her craft was a far more acceptable to push those tits out there, allowing her to maintain that mainstream work without being seen as a whore…

She’s on the beach, I don’t know where, but her mom pussy is wrapped in some bikini bottoms and the real highlight of the shoot is that her sweet old dog is still by her side, I’m into dogs and seeing that he’s still living his best life after eating her period filled panties and sniffing her crotch all those years…seeing her naked all the time, seeing her fuck all the time, this dog has a special set of memories…

I also like staring or trying to stare at pussy in bikini bottoms, it’s a fetish….even when the pussy is wearing hat and glasses like its allergic to the sun, or some nerdy dad who is scared of the sun, or like some touristy half lesbian mom who shops at LL Bean and likes hiking…

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2023

24

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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People are all obsessed with Pickelball, acting like it’s the single most important sport in the world and it might be. I mean I see that shit popping up everywhere, with influencers hopping on the trend like it’s getting tickets to a Taylor Swift concert, you know it’s hit critical mass and the hive mind…..

I like to think the more interesting new sport that is not a formalized league, but if I was a billionaire from my DOT COM work, would be a formalized sport, because what the fuck else would I spend my money on….is the competitive content that is the TITTY DROP…

Just tits people pulled out in artistic and athletic ways!

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2023

24

Aug

Sara Sampaio Ass of the Day

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Sara Sampaio was one of the least exciting Victoria’s Secret Angels back when they used to use the Angels to promote their underwear, you know before going woke and having the whole empire collapse in a weird way, because no one wants fat girls in underwear, not even fat girls buying the fat size of said underwear, it’s just the loud voices of the internet who protest that shit and instead of ignoring, brands through a fucking rawhide bone or cupcake into their circle of rage by giving them what they want, when it’s not what WE want.

So they fired the angels, like how Playboy once dropped the nudity before becoming its own OnlyFans because the nudity is what pays, meaning they’ll likely re-hire the angels at some point, but hopefully a new round because these old timers are old.

Sure, they still use their asses to self promote, and I don’t mind her big ass, but she’s old and I’m ready for new ass…

Maybe I’m just a hater, because even when she was at her peak, hired as an Adriana Lima who even spoke Portuguese, because she’s of Portuguese stock as you can probably tell by the widening of her ass as she pushes 40….I thought she as average at best….

I’m a hater, but I’m not hating the fat ass!

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