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2023

15

Jun

Christa B Allen See Through of the Day

Christa B Allen is a pretty much nothing celebrity, who was such a nothing celebrity, that she turned to instagram to jump on the free the nipple trend.

I don’t think it was for some feminist agenda that is actually anti-woman and pushes back the progress women have made, since we’re all pretty equal and anyone who thinks otherwise is fat and ugly….

I think it was more like the feminist agenda of posting half naked content to pretend to feel empowered, when really just trying to those hot perky tits seen by the low level amount of fans a bitch has, in hopes of increasing the amount of fans a bitch has, since she’s got hot tits and the economy is based on tits.

In this titty content of a nothing celeb, you’ll see a dolled up hot skinny bodied nobody with her tits out because she’s classy enough to use her tits for attention anywhere she goes and in everything she does.

It’s a strategy I like since TITS.

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2023

15

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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In this screen-tan world of people having their lives sucked out of them via their computer or phone screens, just these barely human people staring at screens and allowing those screens to dictate every aspect of their life, including their vacation spots or outdoor activities, that they spend on their screens, because they are so owned by the screen sucking the life out of them…the tanline, which is nature’s highlighter, is still an exciting thing, even if the chicks with tanlines are painting that shit, in some cases, like the Kardashians, literal shit on themselves with convenient and modern chemicals, rather than just hanging outside and catching a tan like they would have done in a better ear where they didn’t live behind a fucking screen all day….

The sun may be the source of life that they are trying to DIM because they are evil, but that can’t get in the way of your HIGHLIGHTING of the GOOD PARTS…

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2023

15

Jun

Brittany Snow Tits in a White Dress of the Day

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Who the fuck is Brit Snow and why is she looking like a Victorian Ghost who died back in the 1800s of the Plaque or Typhoid Fever or whatever people were dying of…and who is hanging out at the foot of my bed telling me to get the fuck out of her house because she’s tired of watching me try to fist my peehole…IT’s CALLED SOUNDING>…

I guess Brit Snow is looking like a Victoria’s Ghost because her career died back in the 1800s and she’s basically just 100 fucking years old….

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2023

14

Jun

Kylie Jenner’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

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The Kardashian Jenners may be a staple in this pop culture news feed because people are too lazy to find more interesting people, so we keep getting the same shit…so I obviously hate endorsing these demons who I feel have destroyed the fabric of the nation, even if they’re just an annoying product of the nation….WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE CUMMY PIG BITCHES…

Anyway, Kylie Jenner posted a shitty UPSKIRT where you can’t see her mom cunt, which is probably a good upskirt for a Kardashian since we don’t want to see their mom cunts….

The reason it’s a shitty upskirt, because the plane didn’t crash….

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2023

14

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit bitches…

It’s really a matter of survival, or at least a matter of looking as best you can when all odds are against you and the “MAN” wants you obese, weak, sick, medicated….

Let vanity power through and make you realize all those fat chicks on the internet pushing body positivity and getting attention are not as good as the fit bitches just being hot getting attention, even if being a fit bitch takes work…..

Don’t subscribe to the “I can be fat and no one will care, or even know, because I can photoshop myself”…because no one likes fat chicks…

Stay fit bitches..

To give the fat, lazy, given up on life loser men of the internet something hotter to jerk off to than fat chicks, because getting fit takes too much work for us, so you can just do it for us instead.

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2023

14

Jun

Kendall Jenner Nipple Attention of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and her Boy Nips have been doing the rounds as they do….she is always showing off the tits….while not doing any favors that Bruce Jenner converted to WOMAN, as a diversion from the fact that Kendall Jenner was actually converted to WOMAN pre-puberty when just a little boy, growing up amongst the monsters that are the Kardashians….who you know don’t really integrate their BOY children so well into the storyline, so MAKE ANOTHER GIRL with science like her dad….

She’s an iconic top tier fashion model from a family of billionaires who get used by high fashion to sell product to vapid idiots who think that luxury items will make them appear cooler and more important in this retarded world of internet…and they feel important being used by high fashion brands because they get paid and can pretend they are worthy and I guess consistently showing off nipple is all part of FASHION baby, style baby, GOOD TIMES baby…..

I’ll stare at her possibly MAN tits, probably girl tits, since I don’t subscribe to the fact that she’s born a dude, I just know she was born into a pile of dog shit, but that’s just because Kris Jenner’s vagina has that effect.

POINT OF THE STORY – TITTIES!

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2023

14

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I have a lot in common with pussy….

We are both high in estrogen, pretty much always slimy and covered in some kind of discharge, meaty but MOST importantly ALWAYS EATING PANTIES…

It’s lunch time, be like a pussy and eat some panties, or get your lunch outside where you can see women of all shapes, sizes, ethnicities, socio-economic backgrounds, races, colors, sizes, ages walking around with their pants up they cunt like they trying to show you how fat they cunt is, unless it’s a mechanism to fight the tranny tuck movement that’s threatening their species of pussy owners, because all you dudes fuck trannies cuz you gay.

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2023

14

Jun

Lottie Moss Pussy of the Day

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I can assure you that Lottie Moss does not like that I am posting these pictures right now…they are supposed to be behind a paywall and designed to look and feel like a genuine SEXT from a babe you met on TINDER who probably isn’t quite as hot or connected as Lottie Moss, but you take what you can get…..

I find the LOTTIE MOSS Nude hustle pretty interesting, not really that interesting, but worthy of someone out there doing their PhD thesis on the duelling sisters, nature vs nurture, growing up knowing your dad was responsible for cumming in a bitch and making Kate Moss, using Kate Moss in all levels of your life to justify your existence and importance in the world….FUCK THAT BULLY, my sister is Kate Moss…..FUCK THAT EX BF, my sister is Kate Moss…..FUCK THIS SHITTY SUMMER JOB, my sister is Kate Moss….FUCK THAT COLLEGE COURSE GRADE, my sister is Kate Moss….FUCK THE GUEST LIST, my sister is Kate Moss…

Her identity, in a huge was was definitely “my sister is Kate Moss”….I don’t know if they’ve ever met each other, but GENETICS MAN….

So yeah, I find it interesting that Kate Moss was top tier model, the Kendall Jenner of her time, and LOTTIE MOSS is a lower tier selling nudes for money kind of IG model, maybe making BIG money, maybe being on trend for the era, BUT definitely not nearly as iconic, high profile as Kate who is great…..more of a bottom feeder type…isn’t she…

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2023

14

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Here are some weed girls smoking their weed on the internet like a bunch of lawless criminals, not worried about the consequences of their ruthless criminal behavior….

They are basically their own NARCs, so when the FEDS knocking down their door to discipline them for their naughty behavior, bringing the BOOK OF THE LAW down on them, all thanks to providing them with the EVIDENCE they needed, the laziest STING operation ever….all for the sake of posting content for weed bros who get off to weed girls cuz they think that means the weed girls are down with what they are down with….all chill and RASTAFARI….forgetting that these chick’s aren’t about to fuck them, let alone smoke weed with them…..but hey, in a world of jerking off to the screen, we need these weed girls to deliver the goods like the weed delivery guy of yesteryear….only with tits.

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2023

14

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui Side Boob of the Day

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Emmanuelle Crhiqui is the Canadian actress who said “FUCK CANADA” and that oppressive socialist state, I’m heading to the LAND OF THE FREE, to get these TITTIES paid.

I’m not sure if that’s exactly what she said when she made the move to America, but I do know that her titties get paid…..

She is probably pushing 50 years old at this point, but who isn’t….and really when the 50 year old comes with tits, so you can come to her tits, it’s better than no tits.

The brave actress has laid down on her back, to show she’s still got perk left in her tits, almost as if they are bolt-ons, but probably aren’t bolt ons, just impressive milkers that don’t fully flatten when she lays down like typical tits meaning there is a level of substantial to said tits, especially at her age…..

In a culture obsessed with tits, that’s what separates the semi-famous tits from the not famous tits…

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