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2023

24

May

Woood Baby and her Lumber of the Day

Unfortunately for me, this internet life as an internet legend doesn’t really pay the fucking bills, so I’m looking into side-line work off the computer, in a re-integrating myself back into society and getting a job, to be a grown up….instead of some pervert who reposts content of internet sluts for 4 people who may or may not buy whatever I was selling back when I had advertisers….

I’ve always been into home renovations, construction and carpentry that may be replaced by the AI, just not as quickly as a website that aggregates random slut content and says “I love sluts, yum”….

So I’ve looked into carpentry school, that is government subsidized, because we live in communism, and as it turns out, I’m more into watching thick thonged ass doing carpentry….which is why I am endorsing WOOODBABY as inspo while I plan my future offline, in real life, fuck the internet and the AI, using my hands to build not to write random brilliant blurbs only I find brilliant….

She does carpentry right, cuz you can jack off to it…

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2023

24

May

Nelly Furtado Alive and Slutty of the Day

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Nelly Furtado is pretty famous on the international level, she’s sold 40 million records or more worldwide, but I don’t really know how famous she ever got in the USA, since I am Canadian based, and the communist rulers in Canada have some Canadian content laws that force all media companies to push a certain amount of Canadian content on us, so when they find their star, like a Nelly Furtado, it’s incessant….THE GIRL GONNA BE HOT HOT HOT…TURN OUT THE LIGHT…TURN OUT THE LIGHT…..FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME YAYAYAY TURN OUT THE LIGHT…

I have never listened to Nelly Furtado, this is strictly based on her programming me with her lyrics through the government pushing her music on me, so it a lot of ways Nelly Furtado has psychologically RAPED me…

SHE is my ABUSER

SHE is my RAPIST….

I guess she is making a comeback, because she’s showing her 44 year old bra tits through her dress for a photoshoot….which is probably a little better to RAPE us with than her stupid fucking songs…but a little old and rich for this, isn’t she.

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2023

24

May

Charlize Theron Aint Got No Pants On of the Day

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Charlize Theron made insane headlines last week when supporting Drag Queens performing for children, she said something like “I’ll fuck you up” if you don’t accept perverted men dressed like women being sexual in front of kids who don’t really understand what the fuck they are seeing, while their blue haired libtard moms cheer on the Queens like the are Fabulous and not adult entertainment.

I am a firm believer that Drag Queens wanting to perform in front of kids are real fucking freaks and the moms or celebrities like Charlize who support that shit are demonic.

The truth is, she likely could FUCK YOU UP, because she apparently killed her “abusive dad”….who I guess was likely the diddler kind of abusive, because that would be the only reason she’d be into showing kids sexualized content, as it was something she grew up with….

The sexually abused, abusing….or maybe that’s just how demonic Hollywood works, either way, she’s old as shit, still a whore and I don’t think she’s been hot since her Playboy shoot in the 90s before she got famous, but other people do…so HERE you go…a fucking Monster who won an Academy Award for Monster…

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2023

24

May

Hot Pussy on Youtube and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Chiropractor Porn

Deep Stretches

Ice Bath Girl

Outfit Check

Trench Coat Flasher

Human Pretzel Shit

Getting Dressed on Youtube

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

24

May

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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DOWN WITH ALL FATTIES

I think normalizing fatness is the least responsible thing a society can do…

It will collapse the healthcare industry harder than it collapses most foldable chairs….fatness that is..

But some of your creeps like it….and that’s fucked up…..

But I’ll post this for inclusivity while proving my point that Fat is Bad…even when it’s being bad…in hopes of luring in some all you can eat buffet money….

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2023

23

May

Irina Shayk’s Sheer Outfit for Cannes of the Day

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I realize that Irina Shayk’s older, she’s not the Irina Shayk working as a beard for Ronaldo before being released in America like some sort of Russian spy designed to infiltrate the fashion and entertainment industry…..so she’s not necessarily as hot as she was for you old fat perverts who are only into hot young models…

She’s the kind of Russian spy I’d want parked outside my house, randomly walking her dog and striking up conversation, maybe even working the local coffee shop to get close to me, assuming I was important enough for Russia to send the goods my way and to lure me into compromising positions with the goods, because you’d have to be gay if you turned her down for even some gay sexual requests because her being there makes it the opposite of gay….

Anyway, she’s looking pretty good to me, sloppy mom tit and all, walking around in her underwear because it is designer, they probably pay her and she can….sheer dress like a stripper getting ready for a slow song….only in real life amongst luxury….it’s like her body hasn’t been ravaged by childbirth, like she’s made a pretty good comeback and I support her walking the blade….like this….

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2023

23

May

Salma Hayek’s Luxury Hotel Bath Robe Porn of the Day

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Salma Hayek’s in Cannes because she’s a French billionaire’s wife, no longer a Mexican border jumping Celebrity who stole jobs from the stateside Mexican Americans because of her monster sized tits and the fact that she was already a bratty rich kid in Mexico. She started out winning.

She’s old as shit, but not too old to understand how face filters or photoshop works, ERASE THAT FACE GRANNY or more importantly, how the whole internet social media content works, all you need to do is show a little skin and tease the phone camera, far easier than having to go on set somewhere, you bring the set with you.

Old as shit, weathered old ladies holding onto a dream are better when their tits are out….unfortunately for us, this fetish is bath robe oriented, not tit oriented and that seems like a fucking waste, like not collecting tampon applicators you see in the recycling bins on recycling day to taste test knowing they’ve been in a cunt!

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2023

23

May

Padma Lakshmi Mukbang in Bed of the Day

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I don’t know why Padma looks like she’s dying, maybe it’s the vaccine, maybe she’s just old as shit, either way, she’s keeping her tits fed for the next dying billionaire, because she is on that Anna Nicole Smith school of business, get the old dying billionaire in with your charm, or your tits, so when he dies, you’re set up….

FEEDING THE TITS is a necessary step…..

Oh and she’s apparently an SI Swim model, clearly a campaign paid for by one of the rich guys she’s recruited with her cooter….

Point of the story, old ladies who sugar baby eating is a fetish, just not my fetish…

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2023

23

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s midday and if you’re sitting on your computer, you’re probably not realizing that you’re missing 100s of tight pants walking the streets, the grocery stores, the banks, wherever it is you go when you are outside….because tight pants are everywhere…

I saw at least two lesbians holding hands in tight pants…both looked like they worked out and not in a typical lesbian power lifting way, but in a hot chick who was giving up on men and trying to make a point of it by going lesbian to get more attention and opportunities in these LGBTQ times….full ass and pussy exposed through the tight pants and I thought…lesbians can be wonderful when you don’t believe they are actually lesbians, but just perverts testing new ways to cum….like jacking tight pants up their cunts so hard that each step is like a gentle jilling.

TIGHT PANTS ARE EVERYWHERE…but if you’re not outside, alone in your cubicle you call home, you MISS out on the tight pants, luckily, the women of the internet know that TIGHT PANTS are to be shared, to be seen, and limiting them to their network of perverts watching them do YOGA in the park is not maximizing the investment made in said tight pants, so thanks to them, I got your tight pant needs covered…..

HERE.

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2023

23

May

Adriana Lima Big Cleavage of the Day

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Adriana Lima is probably 500 years old, she wouldn’t retire from Victoria’s Secret like the asshole employee who doesn’t really get that she’s not wanted, but that they can’t get rid of, because he’s devoted his life to the factory, only she was a chubby 40 year old monster titty Brazilian with blue eyes at the time, who likely still sold products….

She was part of the Victoria’s Secret aspirational marketing team, where they used hot chicks that fat chicks would angrily cry about because they felt it gave unrealistic body images, even though it was pretty realistic, so realistic that at the end of her run, Lima was a fucking porker….

She is not part of their current group of freaks, rejects, fatties, old ladies, monsters and Kendall Jenner, in their unrelateable virtue signalling, unable to understand how the brand did better with hot chicks.

She was finally let go, with the other angels, maybe they let go of all the angels, just to allow Lima to move on with her life….

I don’t know, but her big model tits are still out, her old lady face looks creepily unwrinkled and smooth and has me wondering if it’s a filter, filler, botox, or just weird alien shit….but I figure if you stare at the middle aged mom tits, the creepy wrinkle-free face doesn’t really matter….

I’ve included a paparazzi shot for reference…

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