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2015

Dec

Selena Gomez in High Waisted Lingerie for her Music of the Day

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Here’s a Beats by Dre owned by Apple and sponsored by Apple music video…because EVEN music videos are ads….it’s like I don’t even know what they are selling, is it Selena Gomez, is it her music career, is it her music, is it her tour, or is it APple and bitch is just a drone?

Who cares, what matters is that she realizes people only watch or give a fuck to her music if she’s half naked in high waisted lingerie..

That’s how talentless she is, she’s like “Look, my awkward body can be cute enough to make you sit through my nonsense….see”…..

If you don’t like that, here’s Selena Gomez Crotch Shot in Jeans of the Day

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2015

Dec

Naked Lady Dancing to Church Music and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Shows Her Bush on Top of Car

Stripper Gets Slapped Outside Strip Club in Houston

Truck Crushed By it’s Own Cargo

Wine Bottle Face Smash

Passing a Kidney Stone…the Musical

Man Tries to Kill Himself By Slamming his Head

Store Owner Suplexes Theif

Girl Gets Punched in the Face During a Fight

Big Girl VS Little Girl

Art Basel Miami Beach Installation Piece – THe Bank Robber Shot…and Killed

Two Guys in Baltimore Caught on Fire – For the Festival of Light

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have friends who are girls that I have zero interest in fucking. Even if we were locked away in some cabin in the woods and got snowed in, the furthest I would go with them is let them listen to me jerk off in the bathroom from the living room, while sexting hot girls I talk to…

But sometimes, I like to switch things up and spend a day or two convincing them that the only thing I want to do to them is eat their pussy til they squirt…

At first they are resistant, disgusted, not with you objectifying them, but because you’re coming at them from a different angle…but the more you bring it, the more they start believing, and when you finally convince them to send that pussy pic…you can turn around and say “LOL”….

If you’re like me and have very little to do with your time…it’s a fun experiment…and who knows…maybe that girl you don’t want to fuck has a great pussy and you’ll in turn want to fuck her…

It’s a win win for everyone involved…except maybe your wife who doesnt know you try to fuck other girls..but who cares about her…right..

Here are some morning links…

The New Star Wars Chick is Singing with Ex Machina Dude
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Spanish Hair Stylist Cuts Hair with Swords and Fire
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A Bunch of Sluts in Mesh Tops – Thanks American Apparel
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I think this is Selena Gomez’s Ass in Booty Shorts
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Playboy in Malibu
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Man Lives in a Decommissioned Jet
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I’m still loving COCO’s baby photo…a future gold digger
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Girls and their Selfies
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Ryan Gosling Can’t Stop Laughing
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Carrie Fisher – Funny in ABC Interview
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Victoria’s Secret Sluts in Lingerie
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UK Glamour Model of the Day
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Dancing With the Stars Dancer Proposes
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2015

Dec

Kris Jenner and Day 5, 6 and 7 of Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

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Love Magazine did it…they went Kardashian…because the world is a pile of fucking fame whores..

Day 7- Kris Jenner By Doug Inglish

I understand why Love Magazine would bother with Kris Jenner in their ADvent Calendar. She’s an old timer hooker, and she’s got a huge brand under her hooker watch…meaning they’ll get press..

I don’t understand why Love Magazine would bother with Kris Jenner, if they are really interested in art and fashion and creating quality content…feeding into the Kardashian movement, even if it is ironic and they are mocking Kris Jenner, doing her synchronized swimming act you know she probably learned in her 20s to get into the rich people parties before marrying the rich people…it’s still Kris Jenner.

I find it irresponsible for any media outlet to try to cash in on social media ad dollars, and doing it by using anyone in this terrible family of bottom feeders who are now at the top…

I get it, they did instagram modeling, famous for nothing best…and they command huge budgets because of a huge audience…but for a magazine of “forward thinkers” to say “let’s use her”…in any way that doesn’t make her look like an asshole that she is…maybe have her standing in execution stance and shot with rubber bullets or something..but to glam the trashy up and do this…deserves all the little hipsters to stand up and revolt…

The problem is that all the little hipsters are famewhores, obsessed with the people with a bigger following…and would be more into trying to get a selfie with them…

The world is fucking doomed…just watch this fucked up, early softcore porn shit….

Love Magazine saves the weekend of the no names…

Day 6- Immy Waterhouse by Boo George

This is Immy Waterhouse smoking in bed, in black and white, because it’s artsy and dramatic…I assume Immy Waterhouse is related to Suki Waterhouse, as these sisters of models often try to be models too…and the whole thing is pretty uneventful…

Day 5- Caoline Flack by Sam Faulkner:

Caroline Flack is a chubby girl with bit tits in some high waisted lingerie dancing awkwardly, as chubby girls often do, ….because they are far better at sitting and eating than anything that gets their heart rate up long enough to possibly have a heart attack…but then again, I’ve had sex with fat girls who really fucking bring it, but they were far more coordinated dancers than this..but then again…maybe they are just trying to be jokers…who cares..

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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw some dude telling a girl he had a huge cock in a strip club last night…you know a normal girl, probably with boyfriend girl, we call them the civilians in strip clubs…because you can’t get lap dances from them, but that get so worked up seeing dudes loving other girls that they want in on the action…drones, lemmings, followers…attention seekers tapped into their core animal instinct unable to rationally say “why am I competing with a stripper”….but she was competing with a stripper in her mind….gave dude an over pants blowjob – that was integrated into her dance moves…weird..

Here are some stepLINKS

Madonna Fake Police Vehicle to Cut Through Traffic
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Tiger Tinder Girl
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Pam Anderson is Such a Whore
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Coco and her Baby…
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17 Objects Turned into Prison Weapon
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Zoe Saldana Ass in Leggings..
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Selfies!
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Slutty Fame Whore of the DAy
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Topless Albanian News Anchor
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Karlie Kloss Braless Tits
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Slut of the Day
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Pasties on the Red Carpet
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400 Happy Rocket Scientists
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Christina Aguilera Big Tit Monster
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Katie Holmes Braless
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Ryan Gosling on Eva Mendes…
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Samantha Hoopes Handbra
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Hot Topless Chick
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Mark Hamill Undercover as a Stormtrooper
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Eva Longoria in a Weird See Through Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Girls in Bed
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WWE British Chick
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Girl Drives Full Size Truck Through an Obstacle Course
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Belly Dance of the Day
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Some All Girl Massage
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Lesbian Scene…
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Natasha is Naked
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Joey Fisher in Leggings.
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Hot Blonde Slut
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2015

Dec

Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Fat Ass For Christmas of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas…or “HOLIDAY”…like a chubby chipmunk on steroids and Chemo therapy…due to a terminal / immune deficiency disease…

You know a chubby little Mexican child star trying so hard to be a famous singer, because her true love is dancing like a whore for kids, thanks to Disney Training…instead of making cheesy movies like she should be…

Because she’s a Survivor…and so was Santa Claus people….this is her plight, her redemption from sex with Bieber…or maybe it’s her punishment…

Either way, the good thing about fat girls, bloated girls, is their asses in what look like diapers…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Turns out that Demi Lovato was also there – pantsless – because her and Selena are the same person…or raised the same way IN THE SAME MEXICAN VILLAGE…WE CALL DISNEY…or have the same stylist…or because it’s really good to not wear pants…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

These mexicans…are so damn Catholic for the most holiest of days of the year for their Catholic Jesus loving people….seriously…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

Dec

Irina Shayk Day 4 of Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

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Irina Shayk may be old news, but she’s the fucking future…

A sugar baby / mail order who made it…hero to us all…with A list rich boyfriends..because her ass looks like this….

I repeat….Her Ass Looks Like This….

I don’t hate Love Magazine or their Advent Calendar…that is why I rip off their content and repurpose it with valuable commentary…like “Look at these jerks, where do they get off being such jerks, using top paid models and celebrities to bring in holiday cheer, in videos….with half nakedness and dancing..”…such jerks…and commentary like “look at them using it-girls and people who people actually care about because they want to get the publicity as publicity makes them money”….those jerks…unacceptable…

I love Christmas…and I like that Love is pulling it off in this Christmasless world we live in….so to see the rest of the now annual Advent Calendar HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk|Love Magazine|SFW

2015

Dec

Ali Larter Nude for Twitter of the Day

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Unlike George Zimmerman – (see earlier post) – Ali Larter doesn’t get deleted off twitter for her strategic nude selfies…because they are black and white and “artistic”…bullshit…

And because she’s a celebrity, even though I don’t really remember her from much beyond a Whipped Cream bikini…but that’s celebrity enough for twitter to not fuck with her…because when a celebrity uses your app, or site, as they do…you must treat them with the utmost respect..

Like I do…you’re all a bunch of low level talentless hookers who convinced yourselves and each other that you matter or that you have talent – when really it’s all about money and ego until you Stone Temple Pilot your narcissistic self…

RIP Motherfucker.

All this to say – every girl wants to be naked…always…yay!

Posted in:Ali Larter|SFW

2015

Dec

The GQ Men of the Year Awards Happened and Girls Attended of the Day

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GQ, a magazine that Playboy is trying to go up against, by not posting nudity, because GQ doesn’t post nudity and they do well, had an event celebrating men, something feminists hate in this patriarchal world…especially if it was white men…since they are celebrated everyday and we are just part of their worlld…

Girls attended the event, as girls do, since the beginning of time, you know worship men, for men to turn around and impregnate them, because we like sticking our dicks in pussies…

The Highlight reel of the girls at this so very important, surprised magazines still exist, but they have a strong digital strategy for men contnent and where else will men products advertiser, definitely not on drunkenstepfather is:

Charlotte McKinney…because she’s not a hotters girl despite what her busted florida face and hooters…is saying…doing all she can to get noticed..

Sarah Hyland….making “this is what I look like when my boyfriend beats me”

Dylan Penn…showing big cleavage because it’s a men’s award and men love tits…perpetuating the gender inequalities in this world…thanks to having famous parents who didn’t guide her as they drank….

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|Events|GQ|Sarah Hyland|SFW

2015

Dec

Lady Gaga Not Looking Like Lady Gaga for Billboard of the Day

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Lady Gaga is a massive star, with a huge fanbase, but she will always have that monstrous face…even though she looks totally different…maybe part of her bullshit over exposed silly antics was to rebuild that face…that weak chin…that nose…

You know, if you’re going to do stunts for attention, you might as well try to make yourself hot doing them….she’s already got the money and fans…and people engaged..now make yourself something I want to fuck…

I grabbed her ass years ago, when she was in fishnets…and I didn’t get hard…but I don’t get hard for much…not even “pop star tits” as part of a weird fashion statement…or artist statement…even though she’s not art, but rather just played out commercial shit…that is probably more science than anything…proven in that I know all the lyrics to her songs and have never actually listened to her songs…brain washers…

But she’s looking better…and I guess that’s the point of this post..

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW