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2015

01

Dec

Katie Holmes is Wet and Sniffing her Vagina for Ocean Drive of the Day

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Katie Holmes is sniffing her vagina for Ocean Drive magazine, assuming that this model of Katie Holmes that Tom Cruise an his Scientology team created even gave her a vagina, maybe she’s looking for her vagina, because that as we all know Tom Cruise fucking hates vaginas…

She’s looking older, haggard, like she has seen some shit…but those of you who liked her back on Dawson’s creek, before she was abducted, can probably still find joy in this….what once had potential to be gold, but who is now made of gold, becuase the conductivity is best for high end components…and/or beause she had Tom Cruise’s baby and that dude will Charlie Sheen a bitch to keep her mouth shut…about the Gay HIV he may or may not have and or just the Gay that he definitely has…and tries to repress thanks to his cult..

Fascinating…

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2015

01

Dec

Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie for the Enemy of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes left Victoria’s Secret to work for H&M in the battle of the mall brand, fast fashion, made by sweatshops in China, but turned into billions of dollars in revenue, because they are better are slave labor than silly made in American types…who still buy, finance and fuel this insane production system that makes other countries world leaders…all because you can save 20% on the margins because you get to avoid Unions….and lazy Americans with their work condition…

I guess it’s December 1st, so a bitch, who has more than one baby and a black DJ boyfriend who you know fuck groupies, in red lingerie holding Christmas props in the laziest shoot for a million dollar campaign that will help sell a billion dollars in merch over the next two weeks…is perfect representation of that…

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2015

01

Dec

Miranda Kerr for Vogue Thailand of the Day

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Nothing says December 1st like Miranda Kerr boring in Vogue Thailand, that is still Vogue, but may not actually be affiliated with Vogue, due to global copyright laws and thailand, the land of child lady boy sex tourism, may not police it…but to Miranda Kerr, it is still Vogue…because she’s more than just a sugar baby who fucks rich people, but not just any rich people, super billionaire rich people, because she’s vain, an ego, and deserves it..you know just look at her, she’s in obscure market Vogue people…that’s good enough to warrant Snapchat founder throwing a million dollars her way to make her feel special enough to suck his dick all day everyday…because he doesn’t already feel like a fucking hero for scamming the world with his sexting app…

I’m not a hater, I just think Miranda Kerr is dirty and if I was a billionaire tech guy, I’d scour snapchat feeds to find new hot pussy, not tainted by a 10 year career being sucked up to…and fucked by Beiber…

Boring pics…for a boring personality…

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2015

01

Dec

Nela Zisser the Model Competitive Eater and She’s Eating 10 Scorpions of the Day

Nela Zisser is a not so famous New Zealand model – at least not on her INSTAGRAM ….so she turned turned herself into a competitive eater..because I guess she was into food, her fast metabolism, and the general public wanting plus sized models, led her to eat, only to realize she stays skinny, and that it’s a funny storyline for people who make fun of skinny models, telling them to have a sandwich, because they are fat and can’t accept that maybe they are just genetically superior at processing food..Jealous bitches..

Well, Nella ate 10 scorpions…people are going nuts…because models aren’t supposed to eat…unless it is followed by throwing up…and if they do…they aren’t supposed to eat scorpions….that’s just weird..

She’s about to go viral..turn that 14000 followers in 14 million….all she needs is more lingerie in the mix…butt shots and burgers…yes please..the combination of all things good…food and skinny bithes…

She’s not the cute though…and really 10 Scorpions is hardly that gross…but I’ll give it to her…and I’d give it to her..

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2015

01

Dec

Kendall Jenner Shower Scene for Love Magazine December 1st Advent Calendar Video of the Day

Love Magazine has some cool factor in the “industry”, either a great PR team or a millionaire editor or publisher who congregates with these idiots and who has a relationship with model agents and publicists that get them the relevant talent, whether photo or video people or the “talent” and I use that word very fucking loosely…like Kendall Jenner..

Every december for the last many fucking years, I post their advent calendar, not because they pay me, but because I genuinely think it is good, and really if I didn’t hate on these people I’ll day, I’d totally suck up to them and feed their ego, to leverage them, to make this site more relevant….the problem is my soul doesn’t allow me to play the game like that and for that reason, coupled with laziness, disorganization and limited talent…I remain a critic not a creator…or whatever these Love magazine people are…beyond using Kendall to get hits to their shit…

These people hate being teased, are so sensitive and love being sucked up to, so if you meet a Kendall and want her to promote your shit, don’t call her the daughter of a tranny freak, just overrated and prostituted by her mother….because they’ve figured out how to trick the world…for now..

She’s not even cute…even in the shower…I despise her…

Via Love Magazine

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Love Magazine|SFW

2015

01

Dec

Sex on the Porch of a Restaurant and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Woman Walking in Snow

Popeyes Chicken Restaurant Robbery Fail

I am not the fat mexican man stealing beer in texas but I should be

Police Chase Ends with Car Slammed in Pole

Cop Enters Kung Foo Mode

Man Stabs WIfe – Gets Stoned and Beaten by Crowd

Naked Man Pulled from Chimney

Elderly Woman Shop owner VS Robber

Obama Goes 11 Minutes over the Stop Talking Buzzer

A Man Recreates Hyperdrive with a Snowstorm – Because People Have Star Wars Fever

Dog Saved From Drain in a Land that Eats Dog…Maybe this is Urban Farming

Sneaky Dog Stealing TOilet Paper

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2015

01

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I found my breaking point…

I asked a girl, who has sent me hardcore and obscene masturbation videos, I’m talking pissing herself while fucking a cucumber, then eating the cucumber, you know basic things….to send me something hot…

So she sends me her face smiling on the toilet…with the caption “just having diarrhea”…

To which I assume she’s joking, you know the old “just having diarrhea” joke…it is the Amy Schumer school of comedy that extracts all sex appeal from women…

But before I have a chance to tell her “girls don’t poo”…she sent me a picture of her toilet fully blasted with black watery shit…

To which…I gagged….

She broke me…I am broken…Here are some stepLINKS…


The Reese Christmas Tree Candy….Looks More Like Shit
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Brother’s in the Hood…
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Trashy Twins in a Bikini
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Ari Lezama is the Latest Famewhore in a Bikini
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A Bunch of Girls in Selfies
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Doutzen Kroes Christmas Lingerie
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Kobe Bryant is Poetic
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Psy Has a New Viral Video…Let’s Hope it Doesn’t Rape Our Souls Like Gangnam Style
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Mom Ruins Son’s Netflix and Chill
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White Girls Can Twerk you Racists
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2015

30

Nov

stepLINKs of the Day

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November is over…has been the conversation of the day – if you have to leave your house…

I can’t believe Christmas is in 25 Days…

I can’t believe it will be 2016 in 31 days//

I can’t believe the year went so fast because I spent it on Facebook and totally distracted from life…

I can’t believe we’re having this conversation…I wish I hated myself enough to rip my eyes and ears out…but instead I just hate you..and I wish you were dead…

So here are some stepLINKS…

Some Thigh Gaps for Thigh Gaps
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The Other Girls in the Pirelli Calendar Are Pretty Low Grade and Disgusting
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Twin Fame Whores in Bikinis
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Drunk Girl Gymnastics
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Some Actress Named in Black and White
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Big Fame Whore Tits
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Kylie Minogue Hot Lingerie for Xmas
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Olivia Culpo Nipples Dumped Her Boyfriend Because He Wouldn’t Fuck Her…
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Selena Gomez Can’t Date Older Dudes Because She Looks 16 – According to Her
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Slut of the Day
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Mom Supplies Kids with Weed and Beer – Gets Arrested
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Joanna Krupa Braless Nipples
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Jessica Hart Bikini Pokies
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Hayden Panetiere Legs
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36,000 Ninjas
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100 Pages of Page 3
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The Ginger Party Prince of England Falling Off His Horse
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Adriana Lima Grabs her Wax Figure Tits
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Real Surfers Don’t Need Big Waves
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Melanie Laurent for Elle
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Top Gear VS 4,000 Cows
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Boring Bar Refaeli PHotoshoot
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Erykah Shits on Iggy Azalea
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Today in Japanese Perversion
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Goat Becomes Friends With Tiger at the Zoo
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggings
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Harry Potter Didn’t Masturbate on Set of Harry Potter
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Lion Wants to Eat Dude
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Doutzen Kroes Red Lingerie for H&M
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Hot Fame Whore Ass
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Thugs Crash the Whitest Neighborhood in the City
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Huge Fucking Monday Tits
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Weird Performance Artist of the Day
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Girl Gives Birth to a Coke Can
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My Kind of Wrist Watch….
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Slutty Instagram Magic
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Can I Borrow Your Scissors
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Giving Herself a Facial – is Hot
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Big Tits Hanging Out Together
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Classic Danish Sauna Ad
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Amazing Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot, Slutty, Nude Selfies
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2015

30

Nov

Emma Watson Nipple for Porter Magazine of the Day

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I couldn’t leave Amy Schumer topless with her fat roles at the top of the site, it goes against everything I believe in, like that girls who get naked in magazines should uphold a certain standard, otherwise wear clothing…because your publicity stunt may work, but it’s desperate and disgusting…you’re just lucky the women in the world are fat and embrace confidence because they all hate themselves and don’t realize you hate yourself also..you just position it differently…

So, why not a wet Emma Watson for Porter magazine, with what looks enough like a nipple for me, even if it is just a polka dot….Harry Potter fans can commit to the nipple, since they’ve been jerking off to her wet since they first saw her, not because they are sex offenders, but because they are nerds and always imagined an 18 year old version of her – so it’s ok…

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2015

30

Nov

Amy Schumer for The Pirelli Calendar of the Day

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Live action cabbage patch doll Amy Schumer, who has blocked me on social media, because comedians are sensitive souls who make fun of everyone, including themselves, but don’t like being teased by other people, because it hurts their feelings…

She was a rich Jewish kid, turned comedian everyone loves and I’m not a fan of her, but at the same time I don’t hate her or her success, I don’t know enough about her humor, it just seems like it may be a little low hanging fruit, laugh at the obvious, empower the fat chick…and I guess Pirelli, who have a calendar that has always been for models, at least that’s how they started many many years ago…when they came up with the concept for high fashion nudity for their calendar…but we can assume since there is no need for calendars anymore, just throw anyone in there…that will get attention…because pretty images of pretty people to hang on your wall just isn’t in…but making noise and supporting or empowering fat chicks is..

So here she is, with her face looking like a drawing it’s been so photoshopped and still not cute…with her fat rolls saying “it’s ok to be fat” and I am sure women everywhere are excited as fuck about this…in a “You go star”…way…but she’s just a marketer, marketing to that market the way they need to be marketed to.

She knows she’s disgusting, but even being as disgusting as she is, guys will fuck her…even when she was just a bar tender…she knows she’s only good at jokes to make up for being ugly and this feeling liberated shit may be an act, may be a who gives a fuck, may be a “make fucking money”…but it is working…because what guys want to see doesn’t matter, and really guys can jerk off to anything – they’ll fuck anything…and if it has tits…they think anything is hot…

So do I think a girl should have her fat photoshopped out, no, I like authenticity…but I think her face should be as authentic…no make-up…give it to us how it really is…like how I’d wake up next to her still drunk after she date rapes me because she’s aggressive and I’m desirable…

ALL THIS TO SAY – TERRIFYING..

It turns out that Pirelli has gone in a new direction, no high fashion models naked, no excuse to get high fashion models naked, they clearly want the mom or women to trust their tires…because they went with Patti Smith, Serena Williams, Feminist Child Blooger, Fran Leibowitz the old Lesbian, and some business woman…in what is a powerful woman like the powerful rubber they use – I guess…

We are no longer in a tit objectifying women world…

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