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2015

30

Nov

Lucy Hale is Edgy for Paper Magazine of the Day

Lucy Hale is the back-burnered, pushing 30, Pretty Little Liar…which means she’s still extremely fucking famous, kids fucking love that show making all these girls matter, but in mattering there’s a fear of being typecast, especially when the show is clearly going to be cancelled soon enough…forgotten…

I guess she’s just not as hot as chubby benson and the Canadian…not that I’ve ever seen the show, and could be totally wrong about everything I say about it…

I just know she’s in bondage gear for Paper magazine, because Bondage is in, I haven’t met a girl under 25 who doesn’t want to be choked out while getting fucked up the ass…smacked and bruise…because for some reason that’s feminism and empowering…

Makes for a good time, until they decide you’re a rapist that didn’t respect their safe word..

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2015

30

Nov

Sandra Kubicka in Lingerie of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is an instagram model who I’ve never heard about…

I guess I’m not up to speed on Instagram…or maybe…just maybe…all these whores are interchangeable attention seeking, running after the same job, the same rich guy who loves instagram models, and the whole thing is a repetitive as their instagram feed…

It’s like she was featured in GQ online once, and now bitch thinks she fucking matters…

This is all so fucking cheesy, but I guess when girls want to get half naked and make a career out of getting half naked – without lowering themselves to stripper level…but totally using sugar daddy sites because they pay the rent…

I’m tired of it, but I’m even more tired of ecommerce photos for shitty lingerie brands I’ve never heard of…that have these girls in studio and instead of doing something of substance…they do this…garbage…

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2015

30

Nov

Isabelle Fuhrman is Some Hunger Games Actor and the Orphan 18 and in a Thong of the Day

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Isabelle Fuhrman is some 18 turning 19 year old you didn’t jerk off to when she was 17, because she’s not on the Disney Channel and your miserable ass is not forced to sexualize minors not miners….because you’re married and your balls are in a vice grip…that means no jerking off and no porn…because that’s just the kind of spineless man you are..

Well she was born in 1997, which is creepy to those of us who were 27 in 1997…but not really, that shit never bothered me, just gave me more time to learn how to trick girls into getting naked for me…and surprisingly enough..it works, even on 20 year olds who should know better…

She sounds like a bratty rich kid, who grew up in the Valley…her face looks like she’s Ron Perlman…or that kid, you know who I’m talking about in Mask…

She’s in Masters of Sex…she was the Orphan in Orphan…and now she’s in a Thong for a black and white photoshoot – because this is what 18 year olds do…none of this wait for Playboy to pay you 20,000 dollars to do it nonsense..

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2015

30

Nov

Bella Hadid in Lingerie for Love Magazine of the Day

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Don’t give Gigi all the glory…here’s latch on sister Bella…

Love Magazine is a bit of a fame whore of a magazine, they basically attach themselves to anything relevant, rather than paving the way and finding things that are going to be relevant, that would require too much work, might as well just come up with a creative enough idea like the Advent Calendar, and get everyone involved because there are only 31 days in December that means only 31 people who they can use…getting all these people excited to participate and get that stamp of approval..

Whether it is Kendall dressed like a shark….

Or Bella in Lingerie looking like a 60s housewife…They’ll do whatever they can with whoever they can to build their own brand…makes sense, and doesn’t offend me, since it is decent enough content and any excuse to get girls in their underwear is good times…

The advent calendar drops tomorrow – be excited…

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2015

30

Nov

Gigi Hadid for Numero of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has no nipples for Numero…but she does have the evidence that she was on the cover of Numero when people in the future forget who she is after they move from Instagram…onto something new…as they do…

The fact that she exists doesn’t bother me, but the weird deal with the Kendall Jenner where she’s been cast as the pretty friend in their sitcom that is their bullshit life…is just creepy….and the fact that everyone in the world seems to buy into this…at least the media does…is even weirder…when we could all collectively say “who gives a fuck about this bitch”…but instead…we put her on the cover like she matters…

She’s a rich kid scenester groupie from LA…vain and disgusting at her core…who wants to be a model with her dad’s billions instead of doing good…and perpetuating her bullshit life is what’s wrong with America..

Now if she was getting fucked in these pics, I’d get it..but she’s not…so fuck off..

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2015

30

Nov

Jennifer Lopez for J.Lo Brand of the Day

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I guess everything she does is for J.Lo brand…it’s her retirement fund..

I think J.Lo brand still existing as a clothing line is pretty funny, considering it’s been around for a long time and I just assumed the ghetto people who purchased her sleazy, sweatshop made, rags of shit, would be over both J.Lo and her garbage…

But there are cheesy, trashy, disgusting people on a budget…lacking education, possibly from Puerto Rico and into the J.Lo lifestyle and all she’s accomplished, who feel that she’s a trophy on their sleeve when they wear her clothes, or maybe it’s just on sale at Marshalls…

Either way, who cares about J.Lo and her money making schemes that are obvious and horrible, when you can try to understand her 50 year old botox face, photoshopped into a sketch or artist rendering of her, that we’d prefer seeing as a “suspect” in a mass shooting, so that she could be locked up where she belongs..instead of spewing this crap…

Either way, funny…

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2015

30

Nov

Lily Donaldson Porny for 032c Magazine of the Day

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I guess everything is porn now…so it’s hard to say that this fashion shoot is porn, when everything is fucking porn. I’ve seen 90 percent of the girls I know in real life naked…..in nude selfies…and all I have to do is ask…nothing is sacred, we’re all desensitized…jerking off to our imagination just doesn’t happen…and soon religious sermons will be done nude…just to get mindless, primate humans to listen to the shit they are selling…

This is Lily Donaldson, porning out, because I guess that’s what models do, because they can pretend it is art and not porn…and I call this shoot “Little Too Late”…the other working title I have is “From Model to Instagram”….where established models don’t know how to compete with the instagram models who get all the work despite not looking like models…all because they are clever social media marketers giving the brands the idea that they are what the people want….Tila Tequila did the same thing with Myspace friends…

There was a time, pre 2012, when Lily Donaldson wasn’t a desperate 30 year old doing this kind of amazing…but rather working for Victoria’s Secret as one of their models Leonardo DiCaprio took the virginity of….and now I guess she’s figuring out different ways to make her big tits interesting and I like big tits…in fact…I am always willing to stop what I am doing, anywhere I am, to suck tits…even if I am crossing a busy street…I will risk my life for big tits…so to me, this more DIY work…is better than evil corporate work…but that’s just the anti-establishment in me speaking in this over commercialized world…that sometimes cunts need to be fired from to become cool, down to earth and tolerable…

Here are the pics for the fashion mag…that are pretty fucking awesome…even though she’s 30, which is disgusting and old and has probably banged out some pretty disgusting, rich…famous…men…making her disgusting…I still want to taste her soul / pussy & asshole…

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2015

30

Nov

Collier Schoor and a Bunch of Models for Dazed of the Day

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I guess Collier Schorr is a photographer….who is important enough to get a feature in some fashion magazine called Dazed, even though the world doesn’t need fashion magazines, we have the internet…and social media…and everyone with an iphone is as good a photographer as professional photographers making the modern day photographer pretty obsolete…not that they’d ever want to admit that…because if they did say that instagram selfies get more likes than actual produced photoshoots…brands would never pay their absurd day rates….to shoot models no one really cares about…except maybe Bella Hadid…she’s got a famous sister…but these other ones….named:

Bella Hadid, Rianne van Rompaey, Greta Varlese, Tamy Glauser, Alice Metza, Kiki Willems, Heather Kemesky, Soekie Gravenhorst, Julia Nobis, Fernanda Ly, Isabella Emmack, Adrienne Juliger, Lorelle Rayner, & Lily Stewart

Just don’t really matter…but I guess in the grand scheme of things…nothing actually does..even when it is packaged properly to be commercially viable…it’s just nonsense to distract us from what is important…interpersonal relationships through penetrative sex..vaginal or anal…or even oral…everything else is just a means to that end….

I guess some of these pics are alright..

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2015

30

Nov

Kendall Jenner Posted Another Girl Nude of the Day

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So along with Tranny porn, the Kardashians have ruined pretty much every….leaving nothing sacred, commercializing and monetizing on everything….

The young one who was statutory raped – according to the law – but not really because the family didn’t press charges, as they are all whores, including the “It”….figure the younger you’re filling that pussy, the more money you’ll make us…basic mom whoring out daughter story our nation was built on…

Now Kendall, is posting nude pics of other models naked on a horse, and the picture isn’t even that naked, there’s no nipple and/or labia, making it clothed to me…and the world is going nuts…

It’s a trending fucking story…whether it is her or not, even though, even if it was her, who fucking cares…these are whores…that’s what whores do…they get naked…for money…

I’m not an expert on the Kardashian machine, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Kendall’s nipples before, so why the fuck would her naked on a horse be a trending story…oh right, because America buys into this shit…and make it a trending story, or maybe…Kardashians are Facebook investors and get their stories fed to the sidebar…or maybe they just have such a big fanbase that if they post a story…it actually breaks the coding algorithm and trends…

Either way, fuck this family. They are a national security threat.

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2015

30

Nov

Dumb Family Saving Their Christmas Tree of the Day

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I am not too sure if I’m allowed to say Christmas, or if that is banned by the same white diversity warriors, preaching the equality of all man by segregating them by their given diversity and fighting fights for them, being so politically correct it is racist, all while trying to make sure there is no cultural appropriation, like wearing a native headdress, or a hindi nose ring, eating Mexican food, but wearing dreads is ok…and feeding all nations McDonalds is okay…because white diversity warriors…are idiots…inconsistent over educated with no real fight to fight because they’ve been coddled their whole life…

Well, here’s a white family, with their “HOLIDAY” tree…that gets blown over in the wind, and useless wife and daughter can’t deal, so, the day, jumps out of the car, like a modern day hero..superman if you will…with no real capacity to put the car in park, because he can’t ruin the “HOLIDAY” tree, he just spend 200 dollars on it…from some Jewish guy who loves Christmas..because he can sell trees for 200 dollars..

Either way, dumb family. Fat Wife.

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