I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2015

30

Nov

Samantha Gradoville in Bathing Suits of the DAy

samantha-gradoville-Solid-Striped-Resort-2016-Swimsuits+(6)

Here is a campaign for a company called “Solid & Striped”….that is unlike every other bikini photoshoot…no wait..that is exactly like every other bikini photoshoot…because really how much variety can you really to do some overpaid hooker, who pretends she’s not a hooker, in a bikini….

The model is – Samantha Gradoville….

She’s one of the last standing American Models….because I guess the brands like to bring in foreign girls because Americans are so entitled, unappreciative, even if they pretend to be appreciative on Thanksgiving social media posts for show and I guess statistically fat thanks to all the processed fast foods and walmart cookie aisles…..

I guess, some girls with good genetics, who believe in healthy eating or no eating at all, and/or fitness can sometimes be a US Passport holder. It is just rare. But in a country of 360 million people, there’s bound to be at least 1,000 people hot enough to cast for your bikini shoot…even if doing this serious, intense, girl in a bikini thing is just lame as fuck…and should have more comedy in it…to make it matter..

I guess, Solid & Striped don’t pay me to run their campaigns, so I can’t expect anything I’d really want to see out of it…but the good news is models in bikinis allow us to ignore the things that matter, like how shitty this photoshoot is…

Like all instagram models before her, She’s Done Nude and Topless Shoots To Get to this Pivotal Point in her Career of Bikini Modeling for Obscure Brands that Actually Pay for Once …and you’ll like her better topless….

Posted in:Samantha Gradoville|SFW

2015

30

Nov

Festive Walmart Shopping and Other Videos of the Day

Man Exposes Cheating Wife…Romance Isn’t Dead

Man Threatening Staff at Burger King Taken Out

Driver Uses Passenger to Hide Plates when he missed Turn..weird…

Filipino TV Star “Pastilla Girl” Mother Getting Shot Close Range…weird

Indonesian Lambo Crash – Aftermath Dude is Texting

Man in Turkey Catches Himself on Fire

Driver VS Construction Front Loader That Took Its Backend Off

Dude Takes a Metal Pipe to a Fist Fight – Loses

Overcrowded Train in Dubai – Ends in Death – at least he was Smiling

Brazilian Bar Fight Ends Well..

What is this…Brawl….

Hospital Bed Fight

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

30

Nov

Sinead O’Connor Seems is the Crazy Girl of the Day

sinead-2

Crazy girl of the day should be a new feature, discounting women’s opinion as “just being crazy”. Perfect for the feminists.

If you’ve had sex, and assume you haven’t, you’ll know that the crazy girls, you know the ones who are so crazy they don’t think they are being crazy…are the best

At risk of sounding sexist in this patriarchy that the feminists hate…girls are all fucking crazy, it’s just a matter of finding a girl who is not penis-cutting off crazy, or not publicly crazy, so that her crazy doesn’t embarrass you…

But I will say…the sex with a crazy girl, who has either given up, or is in some “fill my hole”…state of crazy…is always better than the crazy that involves crying and not wanting to be touched…

I think i should make “Crazy Girl of the Day”…a feature…and I know that we can always just blame it on PMS…girls love when you blame their crazy, especially when they are serious in their crazy and trying to accomplish something with their crazy, and you discount their crazy as bleeding / lube for girls who don’t want to have sex with you, depending how you look at periods…

Or you can blame it on their daddy issues, either way here’s a post Sinead made on FB that’s gone viral…about her overdose…good times…

There is only so much any woman can be expected to bear. What was done to me this week was appalling cruelty. By my husband, my family, by St Pats and by An Gardai Siochana, by my son, Jake and by Donal Lunny and Angela singleton, by my son’s girlfriend, his friends… after everything I’ve been put through and been forced to go through alone .. And punished for having to go through since I had the surgery on August 26th. Or since Shane became unwell in March, This week has broken me. The withholding of my babies from me without any sound reason by their fathers, Frank and Donal, and by Jake and the rest of my family, is a horrific set of betrayals. And has been going on since I had my surgery. The last two nights finished me off. I have taken an overdose. There is no other way to get respect. I am not at home, I’m at a hotel, somewhere in ireland, under another name

If I wasn’t posting this, my kids and family wouldn’t even find out. Was dead for another fortnight since none of them bother their hole with me for a minute. I could have been dead here for weeks already and they’d never have known. Because apparently I’m scum and deserve to be abandoned and treated like shit just when I’ve had my womb and ovaries chopped out and my child is frighteningly sick. I’m such a rotten horrible mother and Person, that I’ve been alone. Howling crying for weeks. And been told by them all t go fuck myself. I’m invisible. I don’t matter a shred to anyone. No one has come near me. I’ve died a million times already with the pain of it. So yeah.. Strangers like me.. But my family don’t value me at all. They wouldn’t know if I was dead until weeks from now if I wasn’t fucking informing them now.

well done guys, you’ve finally got rid of me. Sorry the penny didn’t drop sooner. I’m an idiot. When you planned to get me away from my babies did you plan for me losing my mind over it? It being the final straw? For how you’re gonna explain why I died? Make sure you tell the truth. BARRY.. THEY WONT. YOURE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ME OR THE TRUTH. PLEASE STAND FOR ME AND TELL IT. i can’t play twister. My children don’t care if I live r die anyway. Neither do their dads. Everyone is better off. Never ever do this to a woman again. Let this be your lesson. I survived it when John waters did it.. I can’t survive Jake doing it.

Crazy…but she didn’t actually kill herself, weak…she just created some cry for attention as people do…when they are fake suicidal…

Posted in:SFW|Sinead O'Connor

2015

30

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

mhd

It is cyber Monday – which means no one will be killing themselves in the stores…but rather just bogging down internet servers looking for that deal on a Christmas gift for someone you don’t think deserves full price…or some shit..

I realized last week, with all the holiday laziness, turkey and dysfunctional family bullshit, that I would be happier if every week was a holiday, less people around…always a good thing…because people are the worst…especially married women…always tempting me with their fertile vaginas at the grocery store…because I know their misery will translate into good, unreserved sex, the second they let their guard down…and bite that bullet…for the first out of marriage cock…that won’t be me, because I’m not a co worker, or tennis coach, but rather the creepy guy at the grocery store…in sweat pants…punching myself in the dick trying to get an erection….

I don’t know what I’m saying, I’m still drunk from being drunk…which is repetitive considering the site is called drunkenstepfather…and I’m here to go on drunken rants about how shitty my life is, but how hot young pussy is, are you even reading this? Who are you..tell me about you…

Big Tits on a Monday
CLICK HERE

Sinead O’Connor Left a Suicide Note on Facebook – She was Found Alive…Weak Attention Seeker
CLICK HERE

Drunk Girl Gymnastics
CLICK HERE

Hockey Wife of the Week
CLICK HERE

Rita Ora Has Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Josephine Skriver – Sexy Cop
CLICK HERE

Star Wars Trailer Rescored
CLICK HERE

Dude From Game of Thrones – Does Record Keg Throw
CLICK HERE

Some Slut in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Mom Ruins Her Sons Netflix and Chill
CLICK HERE

Slutty Child Stars
CLICK HERE

Dancing Dog of the Day
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

steplinks-black-friday-1

#blackfriday lives matter – but not really….because anyone willing to go to war over a deal on a TV…probably deserves to die in battle…

Here is a black friday shopper for the fallen soldiers of consumption…

I wonder how no one realizes that all that matters is tits…

I guess it’s over now…give thanks for what you have, trample your neighbor for a toaster…

No one reads this…so here are some links…

Oh and …what species do you think anne hathaway’s baby is going to be?

steplinks-black-friday

Some Slut With Big Tits…
CLICK HERE

Anne Hathaway is Knocked Up
CLICK HERE

Dolphin Spits at Man – Man Spits at Dolphin
CLICK HERE

Rita Ora Celebrates Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Canadian Police Rap Battles are Weird…
CLICK HERE

Mariah Carey Loves a Parade…Running Train..
CLICK HERE

Emilia Clarke Cute Photoshoot
CLICK HERE

Bella THorne Tongue
CLICK HERE

Slut of the Day
CLICK HERE

Black Friday Fight…
CLICK HERE

Smokestack Demolition Fail
CLICK HERE

The Game is Interesting..
CLICK HERE

Karlie Reed in Playboy
CLICK HERE

Phuc Dat Bich on Facebook…
CLICK HERE

Meteorologists are All Wearing the Same Dress
CLICK HERE

Tom Brady’s Terrorizing his Kids in a Turkey Costume
CLICK HERE

Hot Ass in Tight Jeans
CLICK HERE

Top 10 Star Wars Gifts…For You Nerd Fucks
CLICK HERE

Jessica Gomez – Barely a Model Cleavage
CLICK HERE

People are “awesome”…then why do I hate them
CLICK HERE

Miranda Kerr in Vogue Thailand
CLICK HERE

Throwback Christy Turlington Nudity
CLICK HERE

Native Americans on Thanksgiving….
CLICK HERE

Fan Pours Beer on Celtics Draft Pic
CLICK HERE

Jessica Hart in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift Tried to Kill Endangered Birds..
CLICK HERE

Kylie Minogue is Still Amazing
CLICK HERE

Woman Stealing from a Kid on Black Friday
CLICK HERE

The Hadid Sisters are Whores
CLICK HERE

Thanksgiving Assholes Ass
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
================

THIS IS THE BEST CAM GIRL SITE TO FALL IN LOVE ON – AND IT IS FREE – THEY WORK FOR TIPS – YOU DON’T HAE TO TIP…
CLICK HERE

Lazy Blacksterbation
CLICK HERE

Hot Selfie Porn
CLICK HERE

More Hot Selfies
CLICK HERE

Butthole Sausage!
CLICK HERE

Naked and Wet
CLICK HERE

Ashley ADams Flashing Tits
CLICK HERE

Black-ster-bation for Black Friday
CLICK HERE

Dick Boxing
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:

INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT


GET CELEBRITY SEX TAPES – BECAUSE WE HATE THEM BUT LOVE WATCHING THEM FUCK
HERE | HERE | HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

27

Nov

50 Year Old Bella Thorne in Glamour Mexico of the Day

Bella Thorne @ Glamour Mexique 12.2015 (2)

Bella Thorne is the future…..at least according to all the internet blogs that post pics of chicks…because they are written by perverts into looking at chicks….for dudes who are also perverts into looking at chicks…because they are too “lazy”…to get actual chicks…and by lazy, I mean pathetic and incapable of talking to girls…

She’s everywhere, which must be exhausting for a 50 year old, pretending to be an 18 year old, who has a rocking body that hardly looks 18, but that still looks amazing for its age…

I guess what it comes down to is – thank god for Stage parents from florida, who choose hollywood over meth in the trailer park and stupid sized fake tits…..the reasonable sized one asre much better.

Here is the video…of her celebrating being 18…at 50

Here are some pics…

Here she is for snapchat on thanksgiving…perverts…

Here is her less successful sister, also from the same fame whoring family, maximizing her sister’s success, with some big tits in a small bikini pics…she blocked me on instagram, so I don’t like this one…but tits in a small bikini have no hate…or anger…no matter what horrible person they are on…they belong to the world…

bella-slutty-sister

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

27

Nov

Selena Gomez Chemo Hard Nipple Tits for for Instyle UK of the Day

Everyone obsessed with Adele because of their Dairy Addiction, you know love for Cows, that they’ve forgotten about aspiring Adele, Selena Gomez, who just doesn’t have the star power, or intelligence to write a broken heart album, only to write a redemption album, even though she hangs out with Taylor Swift and should understand these things..I guess she’s more of an actress, she’s an actress right? I mean I don’t even remember anything she’s done other than get fake titties and blame it on Chemo, to basically tell every dying kid with cancer and no hair, that she’s going to milk the pain like it was Adele, and have a total disregard for all they are going through to increase record sales….I mean that and having sex with Bieber…

Either way, lots of hard nipples in this shoot, I used to jerk off to hard nipples, it was the late 80s….but yet for some reason, she’s still the fucking worst…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

27

Nov

Ava Sambora for Snapchat of the Day

AVA-1

When your dad is in Bon Jovi, but isn’t Bon Jovi and your mom is Heather Locklear, a rock and roll groupie who was clever enough to be a model and the kind of actress who gets cast for being hot…and not because she can act…you learn all the tricks to make your social media matter…which is all the kids really care about these days, and I guess all the brands that are hiring them care about also..

It’s like she’s got the trust fund dollars and the connections to get quality photoshoots, to work with quality brands, and to get those followers to a place that makes her forget that she needs or wants to self medicate…you know filling the void…

If social media existed many years ago, and people realized that popularity can be bought…easily…I bet there would be a lot less rich kid suicides…because Social Media accounts save…once they hit that critical mass….

So she’s young, barely 18, already on the hustle…trying to be the next Gigi Hadid…because no one really understands what actually matters in life…cuz it is definitely none of this…

Screen Shot 2015-11-27 at 1.50.13 PM

Posted in:Ava Sambora|SFW

2015

27

Nov

Samantha Hoopes Softcore Porn Shoot of the Day

ndm_15_ugly-31

Samantha Hoopes is the kind of model who looks 40, is probably 40, pretends she’s not 40, and acts really nice to everyone on set so they don’t look up her birthdate to find out she’s 40…or maybe it’s just Botox and Fillers that happened due to insecurity…

She’s also a Sports Illustrated model, because she obviously slept with the right person, to live out that childhood dream of being part of that “prestigious” magazine…because the chances of her finally getting work…or at least a rich athlete husband or even just a sugar daddy is much higher than working the strip club..or escort circuit she looks like she should be working…and that according to 2-3 rich guys I know…she is working…for 20,000 a night…Rumors…that sound too true to be good..

The fact is that not all the SI models go onto big things, especially not in this social media world, that requires work for girls who don’t like work, so they do things liks this bottom feeding – hoping for press – that will turn into jobs – but with that hard face – I can’t imagine that working out too well for her – but I’m usually wrong…until I am right…

Posted in:Samantha Hoopes|SFW

2015

27

Nov

Sarah Hyland in Love of the DAy

I love nothing more than seeing some staged romantic pics of social media, put out by either calculated requests from the publicist, or because the person in said pics is so broken, that they need to feel love so intensely that they share it with the world…

It is always the people putting up the pictures likes this, full of love, with captions celebrating their love, who burn through different boyfriends on the regular..it’s like every two months it’s another “i’m so in love”…where everyone watching roles their eyes..but the person involved is so broken and empty that they really believe it..

Like this Sarah Hyland pic that is screaming “bullshit”…because we can all tell your boyfriend is a faggot…and I’m not just saying that because I am a Sarah Hyland fan who gets personally offended when she fucks other dudes…I don’t give a fuck about Sarah Hyland…I am saying it because I can tell her boyfriend is a faggot…even if this is a world of non-judgemental, we’re all god’s people, even though there is no god….

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW