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2015

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Fire Alarm Scare of the Day

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Apparently there’s a fire alarm going off in the background at this Taylor Swift concert, where Taylor Swift decided to show the world and her fans just how terrified she is…

The highlight of the video, probably know her red lips that look silly, but instead her mom or friend yelling at her to get dressed to which she says she’s in a robe and covered….meaning that despite being a safe, boring, over exposed while not being exposed at all bitch, she’s actually got genitals….

But I guess we kind of already knew that, thanks to the whole fucking every dude to get material for her shitty, commercial, very successful, pretty much top of the charts, besides Beiber because we have no taste as a people, but she just pretends it’s love, and not filling herself up to cum to get through life….

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2015

Sep

Ellen Page VS Ted Cruz on Gay of the Day

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Ellen Page would be far more interesting if she had big silly tits and instead of being some over paid, hipster who isn’t even interesting, but was the star of Juno…..She has done very little in her career besides being an angry lesbian vigilante, because that way she feels like she has purpose in her quest for equality, when really I just want to see her getting her face ridden by a bull dyke…

If she was a big titty instagram model, trying to express her stance to politicians, for whatever reason, it would be seen as cute so that we could say, oh she’s just a big titty instagram model, pretending to have a stance, because it’s better than admitting she’s just an instagram model…

I guess what I am saying is everything is better if it is an instagram model…

That said, she’s a fucking freedom fighter, I don’t really know anything about her or what her cause for LGBT rights is, she’s a lesbian so I guess that’s her plight, she knows better than me, so she’s an expert…

For some reason Ted Cruz, dominates her in this conversation,….maybe because he’s a politician and has an answer for everything, especially gay rights….because republicans hate gay people….

Maybe because she’s and actor and things went off script, or maybe she’s an actor and an ego and thinks she deserves to do more with her voice than just eat babes out….or maybe she’s just not as prepared as she should be….either way, whatever your stance is, love or hate lesbians, while lesbians all hate me… and before today had no idea who Ted Cruz was, I just assumed he was Penelope Cruz’s husband, or Tom Cruise’s gay porn parody, I am not siding with him or anyone…

I think it’s funny when actors, who aren’t even that famous, try to champion issues, because theoretically, they are capable of it, but instead, end up looking like idiots, because they are actors and that’s what actors are…idiots…

I never found her that hot…and I don’t know why I am posting this…

Posted in:Ellen Page|SFW

2015

Sep

Miley Cyrus Eats With her Inbred Mouth Open of the Day

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Miley is not really inbred, she’s just cut from the white trash cloth, of Achy Breaky Billy Ray, who was probably inbred, as his name would statistically suggest, I mean I think less than 5% of people naked Billy Ray are not inbred….while her mom was just some stripper or cocktail waitress who through a series of smart decisions, like not aborting that one hit wonder’s kid right before he was super famous, has created a financially secure, life of luxury..

That said, Miley, who isn’t really hot, but she’s fit and likes showing her tits, is probably not authentic in her hipster tumblr bullshit, but who still seems to have more of a point to her existence than her counterparts, who play it safe for marketability, while this one posts pics of her in bath smoking weed….

Solid…

There was a time this would have been considered “scandal”…now it’s just “Why isn’t her pussy spread”….and I’m not talking about that cat…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

Sep

Le Tans and her Duck of the Day

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@LeTans is my dream girl…and not just because she has a duck and in some Asian countries, would be considered rich due to said duck, because asians love eating duck, but because she’s an interesting, talented, creature who documents her naked and half naked with her duck, in what is semi obscure, but fully amazing, especially to someone like me who is so bored of everyone being a photographer or model on the fucking internet because they have an instagram,

I like when good ones fall through the cracks, when they stand out with all this fucking noise…but then again, maybe I just like the duck..I’m pretty easy to convince…

Via LeTans.com

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2015

Sep

Susan Sarandon is a Weirdo at Burning Man of the Day

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Drug addict or advocate Susan Sarandon and her big Rocky Horror Picture Show titties was at burning man even though she’s 1000 fucking years old…and it’s never too late to revisit your youth as some kind of hippie, especially not at Burning Man, the most commercial event for rich people to find themselves…

So privileged, rich person on some spiritual journey, thanks to being empty spiritually because they are rich, digging into the depths of their soul for meaning, because they are more accustomed to being vaginally, because that’s how they got rich and famous in the first place…it’s all they know…

She was there to build the Totem of Confessions for Timothy Leary, the LSD pioneer champion, who I guess she used to get high with, because as an actor bills are paid, money is in the bank and you have a lot of time to try to find purpose..

Either way, she ended up dumping his ashes at the event which seemed fitting, as did her being there despite being 1000 years old, because really what else is an old busty hippie supposed to do with herself….in the tail end of her life…after seeking spiritual enlightenment probably every other way, from life coaches, to therapists, to Buddhists, to whatever…

Either way, the whole thing is weird…but not as weird as still wanting to have sex with her all these years later…

Posted in:SFW|Susan Sarandon

2015

Sep

Hookers Beat Up a Dude and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Fashion Pole Dance Fail

Customer Throws Hot Soup on Pregnant Chick

Man VS Mercedes Because Dealer Wouldn’t Give Him Money Back for the Car

Motorcycle VS Train – Who Will Win

Femen Protesters at a Muslim Event

Clown Car / Migrant Transporter

Cat in the Butcher Window

Just a Russian and His Bear

97 Year Old Tree Climber Terrifies Me

Young Man VS Old Lady

ATM Dude Realizes Door is Open on ATM….

Dog Fucks a Pig..>Feels Like My Life…

Just a Dude and His Squirrel

Terrible Mother of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If Jewish people actually run the world, and not just hollywood, because they are astute business people, who know how to buy and own 90 percent of everything, and thus control 90 percent of everything, than why isn’t today, a Jewish Holiday, like Christmas…

Is this their way of being exclusive, or to divert from the takeover…or are we just not invited to the party…because we aren’t the chosen ones…

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Demi Lovato Is Confused
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Taylor Swift Fire Alarm Video
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Insane NYC Pit Bull Attack
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2015

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend…

My favorite thing is when people say shit like “It’s the weekend”…or when they say “happy Friday”…or when they say…”it’s pretty hot out here”….or when they post their temperture of their current location via snapchat…because I care about your fucking temperature…especially at 0 MPH…

Fuck you world…

But it’s the wekeend….and all this social media, blogs, youtube, everyday people being “content” producers with no thought process, intelligence, talent or skill, just noise..

Terrifying….

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Calvin Harris Spent 2 Hours in a Massage Parlor
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107 to 90 High School Foot Ball
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Biker’s Epic Fail
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Miley Cyrus is Getting Devil Horn IMplants
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Allyson Horgan Wallace Braless!
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Vanessa Hudgens in Shorts of the Day
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Taser VS Skin in Ultra Slow Motion
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24 Hilarious Photos of Actors Replaced by Digital Effects
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Celebs in WHite
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Nina Agdal Cameltoe Slut – Hooker – Whore
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Bryce Dalls is Named in a Movie cuz her Dad is Ron Howard
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Jessica Simpson on Nick Lachey
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Rita Ora Getting into Cars…
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Jealous Dog Wants Attention
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James Franco – Does Himself
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2015

Sep

Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day

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It’s a Jewish Holiday on MOnday, at least that’s what I’ve been told by people who are Jewish, and I figured what better way to celebrate Jewish holidays than to post some massive Jewish tits, some of the best Jewish Tits, or at least the hottest Jewish Tits, who were liberated in the state of Israel when she hit puberty, after the land was taken by the Palestenians..S

She’s a nice mix of all kinds of different Jewish people, from all over the place, making this celebrity fucker who is getting married in a couple of weeks, still doing media..photoshoots, and showing off them tits.

I just find the whole thing ironic, that these pics are for GQ Germany, only because without Germany and their war on the Jewish people, there would be no Israel for her to call home, so in a very dark and weird way, she owes her existence and her home to Germany, dark…

But not that dark, just tanned, because she spends her life in a bikini…here are the pics…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2015

Sep

State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day

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I don’t think anyone pays attention me when I speak, or in this case write, they just roll their fucking eyes, and block and delete me, and not just girls I try to have sex with or who I have had sex with, but pretty much everyone, because people only listen to you when you’re in a reality show, and / or you’re in a movie, and/ or you have a podcast….

Well, I have a blog, and as pathetic and humiliating as that is, we partnered up with State Bicycle Company…

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