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2015

Jul

Krysten Ritter Period Pants of the Day

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I assume there is a fetish in seeing Krysten Ritter, an actress you’ve heard of before, but can’t place, because she average at best in level of hotness, and her career is equally lacklustre, but what do I know, maybe she’s been in a lot of things, maybe she’s been in the right nerd thing, that generated a solid audience for her, I don’t watch TV, or movies, and I have no idea what is going on…

I just look at random pictures from set that look like she either had a miscarriage or her period, and I know there’s a fetish in that….

That’s the extent of my pop culture analysis ability…

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2015

Jul

Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties for Instagram of the Day

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Miley Cyrus continues to exist. She is like the court jester, with less importance historically, maybe she’s more the Ronald McDonald clown, used as a ridiculous front to sell whatever corporation she works for and gets paid by, because you know this isn’t a DIY crowdfunded art project some TUMBLR chick coordinated because she built a following of weirdos who like her dyed armpit hair….

She continues her novelty act in the carnival that is Miley Cyrus…of gender issues, sexuality issues, in her misguided glory, spreading the word of her uneducated nonsense, that allows her to be relevant, because her audience loves this shit…as they are morons that are easy to manipulate…

Who cares about Miley’s taped up tits “feminism” lie…or her silly, look how silly she is, or even her paparazzi videos of her finger banging a model…we’re so desensitized, she’s over-exposed…we’ve seen this 10 or more times before, from her and other girls like her…so who cares…why am I posting it…because I don’t know what else to do with myself, and clearly neither does the rest of society who blindly buy into this bullshit.

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2015

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski’s Bikini Body of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski, the tits from the blurred lines video, who really played the media amazingly, and who has managed to make what I assume is a lot of money, or at least taken herself to a pretty powerful place in social media, where casting directors for movies like Entourage, and the movie she was rumored to have had sex with Ben Affleck to get, because I guess he saw the music video too…book her because they think she matters..

I think we’re a society that doesn’t spend more than 1 minute on any story, or any person, we don’t even dig deeper into the story to see what is real and what isn’t, we just blindly accept things…which will probably help Emily Ratajkowski continue to exist as the amazing body she is…it’s like cast her, she’s relevant…but the fact is that she’s not actually relevant, no one actually cares, here she is in a bikini in Europe looking better than ever, but still whatever, another chick in a bikini…

I guess what I am saying is that I don’t believe she’ll even Alba level of bad actor…and I don’t think she’s be Jennifer Lawrence level of celebrated actor…but I do believe she’ll use her tits until she doesn’t have tits anymore…typical hustle that would be interesting to see how sustainable it is…but that no one will bother waiting around to see…we’re already onto the next set of tits…our brains like the tabs in our browsers…

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2015

Jul

Charlotte McKinney for Instagram of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is the Cart Before the Horse kind of girl, and not just because she looks like a horse…at least her face looks like a horse…because that’s what happens when you’re just huge natural tits that manipulate their way into the media…

But what I mean by “Cart Before the Horse”…is that she got on TV, before doing anything in her career other than one campaign, at least when Joanna Krupa did it, she was 10 years into the struggle of being the titty model in men’s magazines…

It’s like some miracle happened for this girl, everything moved so fast and she never worked hard enough to really matter more than her tits…and I guess that realization has happened and she’s trying to figure out how to stay in the media…because tits are easily replaced…just ask Kate Upton, who she replaced..for 5 minutes that her career has lasted.

Well, it turns out that her instagram was “hacked”…and this is some of what happened…to make a move, so people will talk about her, and wonder if the pussy pic is hers or not, I don’t think it is, I just think this is making noise…to get noticed..or remembered..even though she just started and ended, a lot like everytime I have sex.

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2015

Jul

Amelia Arnau Topless Enough by Katja Kremenic of the Day

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I am always in the mood for relatively unknown to me models from either Spain or Brazil, who are presumably actually women, but you never know, because Brazil, like Thailand and Philippines, has a lot of fucking trannies, who are actually hotter than their native girls, and I am not even into trannies, it’s just the way it is…

Her name is Amelia Arnau, I’ve never heard of her, but that doesn’t mean she’s not famous, or doesn’t exist, because I have seen her tits and I think that is part of existing…at least as an instagram model, or even a real model, because if you don’t show your tits..no one bothers googling your stupid Amelia Arnau name.

This is for a bikini or bathing suit brand…that is see through..because nipples are trendy…thank god…show them off….

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2015

Jul

Sound Shark Advice and Other Videos of the Day

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Homeless Guy Puts His Dick on Some SLeeping Girl’s Face

MDMA Cops at a Music Fest

Dude Get Slammed by Dirt Bike

Drug Addict of the Day

Concert Goers VS Bouncers…

Bull with Flaming Horns Gets Motherfucker Who Deserve To Be Killed for Fucking with Bull

Girl Gets Hit By Car During a St Louis Fight

Panera Bread Manager VS Employee

Drunk Couple Have Sex in a Restaurant

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2015

Jul

Michelle Rodriguez Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Michelle Rodriguez is a man, because I am a basic man, who is old, and confused by these whole gender confused generation of cross dressing, fuck everything, because we are all god’s people and need to love each other, even though we don’t believe in God because that’s not hip on the internet….religion is not science…and science always wins…and we’re so fucking horny from all this porn we watch all day…like Frank’s Red Hot Sauce, I’ll stick my dick in everything…

So to me, an old school, old timer, who is old…broad shouldered, narrow hipped, thick and not in a video vixen way, Michelle Rodriguez is better off wearing panties, so that we don’t have to deal with her dick.

Yes, basic jokes like that used to carry me…no I barely exist…but if Michelle Rodriguez made a come back by having lesbian sex on the beach…I have hope.

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2015

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s something magical about watching a girl choose Watermelons in the grocery store…especailly when she looks like a Russian prostitute dressed in a mini-skirt and in heels, making me wonder what that watermelon is for….is she going to let her John fuck it, or am I reading into her look and Russian accent too much, or is she going to insert it in her vagina…because her John is just that rich…or is she just excited by it not being communist….

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Ariana Grande’s Update on Hating AMerica….
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Kaley Cuoco’s in Fitness Gear
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Exploding Blow Darts
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Video of the Egyptian Belly Dancer
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Chrissy Teigen Must be getting Paid by Instagram for the Markeitng Campaign
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Courtney Stodden’s Nipple
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Eliza Gonzalez Hot at a Movie Premiere
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So Much Paris Hilton in a Bikini Top
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Claudia Romani Nip Slip
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Dozens of ISIS Fighters Die Eating Ramadan Meal
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Small Bikinis
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LeBron, DWade, CP3 and Melo on a Banana Boat Together
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Piper from Orange is the New Black and Carrie Brownstein are Fucking..
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Most Awkward Pictures of Nerds Next to Women
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Stephanie Pratt in a Bikini
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Christina Milian Pokies
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Chelsea Handler Waterskiing
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Tight Dress
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Puerto Rico’s Gone Bankrupt – Where’s Jenny from the Block?
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Jessica Alba’s Tube Top
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Kittens Meet Puppies for the FIrst Time
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What Pornstars Do When They Retire
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PewDiePie Made 7 Million in 2014….
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Ben Affleck is on Heroin…
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Ben Affleck is a Cheater…
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Best Comic Book Superheroes of All Time
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Rosie Huntington is Dope
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So Much Underboob
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Marisa Tomei is Old Aunt May in the New Spiderman Movie
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Ronaldo’s Weird Ad Campaign
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Kardashians in WHite Because they are Pure….Pure Shit…
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Cop Fired for Throwing DNA on a Girl
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2015

Jul

Jaime King Pregnant Erotica of the Day

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Here’s a “Fashion Film”…that I think is absolute garbage, because I’m a hater, and seeing rich people rent a shitty hotel room, to make a really shit quality video, that looks like it was soaked in piss, because I guess they think that is more fashionable, high concept, hip, raw and real and “Hollyweird”…when really it’s just tansparent two dimensional garbage…

I know you’re fakes….and the only reason I am posting it is because I like Patsy Cline, even when misused in this smut, I think there’s some Serge Gainsbourg too, is this Hipster Amateur Hour?

I am posting it because James King, ex-heroin addict and I guess friend to the hacks who made this bootleg video that isn’t even as good as something I saw in film school in the 90s…is in her lingerie while pregnant…and I like that..

The other idiots involved are: Abbey Lee Kershaw, James Concannon, Jaime King, Ivan Lofstrom, & Juliana Sorelli

It’s for clothing line Hollyood Savage Society

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2015

Jul

Cindy Crawford’s Gerber Baby for Steven Meisel and Vogue Italia of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is the billion dollar heir to the Gerber family fortune, a fortune coupled with her dad’s level of “LA Cool” owning clubs and bars and restaurants, lured in her mom Cindy Crawford, when she was at the top of her career, because everyone from Homeless girls to Top Fashion models are hookers, money grubbing hookers, they just come in at different budgets…

It is safe to say that Kaia Gerber, is either genetically predisposed to model, that people around her don’t mind whoring her out, or have her photographed by older men…for magazines…creepy…

It is also safe to say, that this is the Kardashian era of Selfies, and that everyone, especially rich girls, want instagram likes and followers, so why not do the GIGI HADID, and get a head start at it, because you have a mom to oversee everything….so you’re safe…and by the time you’re 18…you’ll be massively famous…with so many followers, all the brands will want you..

Intersting….only unlike other aspiring intagram whores…she goes straight to IMG models, shot by top photographer Steven Meisel…for Vogue Italia…cuz that’s how it works when rich…

She’s 14….

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