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2023

26

Apr

Salma Hayek’s Face Pasted on of the Day

Salma Hayek posted a picture of her going dick to dick with Channing Tatum because I guess they are in the same movie about male strippers, you know millionaires or in her case billionaires mocking the people have to be gay for pay to afford their rent and their cocaine…not that people don’t want to be gay for pay in this era of everyone being gay, but it’s sill mocking sex workers….and making money off their backs and that’s just mean.

Anyway, Hayek, the billionaire’s wife and Mexican tits we’ve grown to love posted a series of pics recently and it looks like she either found facetune, other AI filters, or even a paper mask, because she looks fucking mental in her pics….is that even her or is this a boardwalk caricature or bad photoshop of her face cropped on, I just don’t know…but I’ll still look at the old lady tit.

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2023

26

Apr

Elle Fanning’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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In the whacky fucking world of the internet, I don’t know if this is Elle Fanning in character for some movie that I didn’t see, since I don’t actively watch Elle Fanning movies.

I don’t know if it’s some leaked nude from her phone, that isn’t nude, but that will get mean spirited lawyers to threaten to ruin my life because I uploaded the shit for literally 5 people to see, if that….yes, you deserve a million dollars in damages, the site makes 4 dollars a month if that….assholes.

I don’t knnow if this is a proud, body positivity, felt cute might delete later, post for her content stream, because I barely go on social media, but when I do, it’s a steady stream of people flashing their panties. An exciting concept that becomes less exciting when everyone fucking does it.

What I do know, which isn’t much, but what I do know is that she’s kinny, I like that, she’s hot enough for a celebrity, I like hot enough….but I don’t like celebrities, so we’ll leave it at that…..

Posted in:Elle Fanning

2023

26

Apr

Em Rata Shows You Her Pubic Bone of the Day

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I don’t really pay attention to any of the bullshit Em Rata is up to, but I know it’s a whole lot of bullshit posturing to seem relevant, or like a victim, a constant theme of the people of her generation…

Yeah, poor Em Rata, the girl with the big tits who went viral for showing the big tits at the right time, which led to millions of followers, millions of dollars in brand collabs who didn’t think she was a shameless tit mongerer, and millions in sales of her own brand…..poor Em Rata.

I am not saying she’s not clever or deserving of her money, I figure she polarized being a titty mongerer in what is probably the best way…

I just fucking hate all the headlines that come out when she’s pushing her lucrative podcast, or her best selling book, about creepy men…being creepy…like creepy men didn’t fucking BUILD THE CASTLE she lives in….

Like I said, I don’t really pay attention to the RAT COW, but I’ll look at her hairless pubic bone, knowing that she’s likely supposed to have a GNARLY bush, yet she slaughters it for the PATRIARCHY…cuz she’s not feminist enough to NOT get jacked off to…

Posted in:Em Rata

2023

26

Apr

Weird Fitness Move and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Fitness Bitch

Big Stretch

Underwater Ass

Beach Creepin

Flipping Lawn Mower

How to do a backflip

Leg Day – I think I posted this already…

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

26

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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As a fat person married to a fat person, my inclusivity post can be about how obesity is nothing to be celebrated, is the opposite of body positivity, because it’s really just body abuse, and no matter how hard they try to normalize fatties and make them out to be sexual beings, and no matter how many girls become fatties because they are lazy and think it’s allowed, and no matter how many fat girls you fuck because it’s limited options, or no matter how many fat girls reject you from sex because someone’s given their delusions approval and they now think they are better than you, it will always be a fetish of people into feeling tiny, slimed, or with someone who may die in the process due to a coronary.

SO here are some fatties for the chubby chasers, gross to me, hot to you, either way, unhealthy but better naked than clothed…really….

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Posted in:Fatty

2023

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The solar flair destined to take out humanity hasn’t happened yet, but the website was down for a solid 30 minutes today and I thought it was a targeted attack….a cyber attack…a fucking end of civilization attack…..because we all know the final collapse of society will start with DrunkenStepfather and arguably did start with DrunkenStepfather 18 years ago….even though it’s not that influential of a site, DOES IT EVEN exist?

Not really…but you get what I am saying…..

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE….

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Avril Lavinge or her Clone in Concert
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2023

25

Apr

Avril Lavigne Thong of the Day

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Watching Avril Lavigne showing off her WHALE TAIL g-string underwear like some kind of stripper, or trashy party girl in the 90s, because Whale Tails are back in trend now, would be a lot hotter if she wasn’t wearing the g-string underwear for functional reasons, like catching her last eggs as they fall out of her and she officially dries up…because she’s menopausal as fuck, old as fuck and these panties aren’t age appropriate….but when a girl needs to save her pants from her menopause mess, they’ll have to do.

Seeing her old ass face showing off her panties like it’s some kind of joke, when really it’s sad….is confusing…but I’ll take it…

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Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2023

25

Apr

Addison Rae Upskirt of the Day

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Addison Rae is some TikTok Trash who managed to climb the ranks of doing bad lip synced videos and half retard dances to amass an insane amount of followers, leading to brands thinking she’s worth throwing millions of dollars at, you know to be with the times and to connect with the zoomer generation….

Well, that’s moved to the struggling, dying, disaster that is Hollywood, because the PANTY FLASHER is starring in Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving movie, based on the trailer he did for Grindhouse, that he’s decided to make into a movie…..filled with knives in cunts and dead body posed like Thanksgiving Turkey fucking….

So they’re mooching off the TikTok generation in HOPES to get paid and I am pretty sure it’s going to work out great for everyone in line to make money off this…

Well, us suckers sit here looking at her panty flash, not because it’s hot, but because it happened.

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Posted in:Addison Rae

2023

25

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are titties too….

That’s something some of you closet cases out there need to realize.

You know, real men love all tits so long as they are on a woman….

Closet-Cases don’t love any tits, so they pretend to only be into big tits, because it makes them feel like a straight man…

A straight man who would rather play with a trans personal fake tits, than a real woman’s small tits.

So not a very straight man at all….

CLOSET CASES are the first to call Tiny Tits gay….and also the first to put a dick in their mouth after a drink or two, only to blame being drunk…

I am onto you….

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Posted in:TINY TITS

2023

25

Apr

Rachel Zegler Bra Panties of the Day

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Rachel Zegler is apparently named after Rachel from Friends, which means her parents are fucking assholes.

Her mother is Colombian, but born here, so it can’t be some excuse like “Friends taught me how to speak English, so as a tribute to that, we name our daughter after the one with the hard nips”….

She apparently won a Golden Globe and she’s only 21, thanks to to being half hispanic and in West Side Story. She’s also in some nerd shit called Shazam! Fury of the Gods.

Yes, I am reading her WIKIPEDIA, I had no idea who the fuck this girl is, but I do find it suspicious that she went from high school plays to being cast by Spielberg off a Tiwtter casting call, where at 16 she just won over the “Free Candy Van” driver and is now A-List in all the big budget high pay movies…..