2023
26
May
FLASHABACK FRIDAY
Do you remember when HEIDI KLUM’s big EUGENICS granny tits were falling out of her slutty dress in CANNES from yesterday….
THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS weren’t there…
So why not do a FLASHBACK FRIDAY inspired by the GOOD OLD DAYS of Heidi Klum’s nipple slip in Cannes yesterday….
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Posted in:HeidI Klum|Heidi Klum|Heidi Klum
2023
26
May
I don’t pay attention to any of Em Rata’s whining about being sexualized, perved on, creeped on….or any of her weird rich and famous person politically commentary. It’s not her fault she’s misguided, she’s in a horrible scene with horrible people and just doesn’t know better.
In fact, outside of her bullshit whining about bullshit talking points, to try to make her out to be more than just a titty model, I respect her hustle, drive and longevity.
She went from naked in hipster shoots, which is when I started making fun of her face, while loving her tits, many years ago, to being naked in a music video, when the world decided she mattered and she’s been able to grow her account to be huge, while polarizing it into her being a fashion icon or model, and not some shameless OnlyFans girl….it’s fucking wild…
Then she wrote bullshit books that sold, she crested her own line of clothing to give her a reason to post in slutty content, she married some ugly lookin dude, had a kid with him, didn’t let that destroy her body, or her time doing racy jerk off content on the internet packaged as non-jerk-off content and it’s pretty impressive.
I think her most important work has been proving that she’s more than just a set of big tits, but ALSO a hot ass….
VERSATILE, multi-faceted, a legend in the making……not really…but good enough…
Posted in:Em Rata
2023
26
May
It’s the long weekend motherfuckers, so maybe it’s time for you to go fishing, or at least go out there with your fishnets and try to entrap innocent hot chicks swimming, in a “i’m just trying to make you sexy as fishnets do” because literal fishnets may not have the cut, design, style of a lingerie fishnet the whorish women are, but it has the ability to drag in the SEA URCHIN pussy from shore that you’ve been EYING on the beach all day….it even works at the public pool…but it is frowned upon, so maybe just stick to looking at bitches in fishnet while fantasizing about it being a REAL fishnet…RIGHT….
GONE FISHIN’…
Posted in:Fishnets
2023
26
May
HER EYES ARE UP HERE!
I just saw these pictures of Salma Hayek, the old as shit billionaire wife who was built up in Hollywood before being forced into marrying the billionaire she married, but who is still an iconic celebrity, which doesn’t say much in this world of no one being a celebrity, and she still has those tits that made her famous in the first place, CANCER HASN’T GOT THEM YET, despite her old age and statistics saying it probably will…
So yeah, if you look up from her designer billionaire fetish outfit pushing up her old tits, you’ll see a face that looks like it’s been pasted on, stapled on, maybe like a FACE filter or AI since nothing is real, or maybe just wonky photoshop and filters and it freaks me the fuck out….
This reminds me of when I used to crop people’s FB profile pics onto porn pics, which is now illegal and can get you arrested but hat the time a great gag…and I have NO photoshop skills…level up rich bitch…hire someone better…
Posted in:Salma Hayek
2023
26
May
These braless girls aren’t actually feminists, they are exhibitionists, maybe fashionistas into showing off their braless tits through their outfits, but I like to use them to rip into feminists….
We all know that feminists have gone from “we want the right to vote”…to “we want the right to work”….fucking psychos…to “we want to be paid the same”…..to “we don’t want to have families, just cats, and jobs, for travel and designer clothing that we can take off during hooking up with randoms, until we die alone and miserable”….and it’s now just some weird blue haired fat chicks who are barely women, whining on social media, despite the whole idea of women being wiped out by the trans movement…that the same feminists push so hard…even if it is anti-woman…because these LIBTARDS don’t make sense, they just follow the satanic agenda that they are being manipulated by.
SO these braless babes aren’t that, but it is a nice reminder for all of us “INCELS” because we don’t agree with these freaks, therefore even those of us who get laid by hot chicks are now branded INCELS, to avoid all these freaks….but to NEVER stop staring at titties!
Posted in:Feminist
2023
26
May
After watching the viral clip of LIZZO performing a really heart felt, or at least heart strain rendition of a Tina Turner song in efforts to bait off her death and make it about herself, I feel it is important to watch some WORKOUT clips of bitches working out and the above video was sent in to me earlier, probably an old one, definitely a good one, because the girl’s treadmill fail is a win for the rest of us…in both comedic ways, we love to see a good fail….AMERICAS FUNNIEST VIDEO SHIT….and with ASS, cuz we’re perverts…
Posted in:Videos
2023
26
May
The Jolly Green Giant who surprisingly didn’t have a heart attack in this offensive as fuck stage show, where the pig in a dress removes her skirt to reveal some weird wrestler outfit you’d expect to see on a 1940s wrestler, only with more sequins…
It’s giving Richard Simmons workout vibes, as she waddles around the stage in some weirdly charged routine…..
It’s also giving Chris Farley on SNL with a near lethal dose of cocaine in his system….
I’m just surprised she’s not eating a sandwich while pissing on Tina Turner, the USA Tax Evading, Switzerland Based musical icon….who knew how to make a hit and more importantly take a hit….
The point of the story, this is terrifying……but ROLLING is something that Lizzo obviously knows all too well so it comes from the heart…
The other point of the story, shout out to the engineers who built a stage that can handle that sort of impact, impressive craftsmanship….get them their own HGTV show.
Posted in:Lizzo
2023
25
May
Is it national siblings day up in here, because Stella Hudgens may be the best in celeb sisters right now, probably because her big tits are being flashed like a low level sex worker, made better because of her proximity to maintream fame and fortune, her sister is a legit celebrity created by Disney, that’s basically one-degree of separation, yet her hustle is selling nudes…BRILLIANT…..SISTER OF THE DAY shit…
As you know, or probably don’t know, because you don’t READ me, you don’t SEE me…I have a celebrity-adjacent fetish, I’ve always found celebs dog shit, hollywood dog shit, overrated, usually lies….but the siblings so close to the action, with the same last name, or the kids of those shitty fucking people….a fascinating bunch, not really fascinating as people, just as a concept, or social experiment…and this one deals with her feelings of inadequacies the way any self respecting woman with tits would – by FLASHING THE TIT!!
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Posted in:Stella Hudgens
2023
25
May
Thongs are so effective at not covering the asshole, which a world of assholes being marketed as the preferred orifice because everyone’s got one and we’re all a bunch of pervert communists, probably because big tech and pharma use the asshole to spread their viruses and parasites that get into our brains and control us, we’ve got an unhealthy, AIDS ridden, asshole obsession….which should make the THONG the underwear of choice because you can do quick and easy asshole checks and asshole flashes throughout the day without having to take the underwear off. It’s like a window to the asshole which is a window to the soul. MAGIC>
Posted in:Asshole Behind Thong
2023
25
May
Cara Delevingne may be a terrifying trainwreck of a rich kid who happened to be liked by Karl Lagerfeld thanks to her mom being one of his best customers, so that they ended up making her a model or socialite that never really made any sense to me, but that happened and that people bought into….
She pushed the lesbian agenda, because she’s a dyke and has had some A-Lister pussy along the way, because A-Listers need to LGBTQ for their marketing of themselves and for their research as character actors….
She’s still not hot, not interesting, but people probably think she is because she still gets invited places despite being a crackhead weirdo….but I will say her new found tits are a little long, flat, weird looking, but big cleavage I didn’t know she had, so we got some DYKE TITTY up in here….since sometimes it happens and not just on fat dykes with cats who have fat tits from eating their feelings after being sexually abused by a man and forced into dyke-dom…
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Posted in:Cara Delevigne|Cara Delevingne
