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2023

25

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight pants are the closest you’ll get to seeing a naked girl, it’s that whole second skin trend that for the most part holds bitches together better than their actual saggy, pock marked, cottage cheese ridden skin….it’s not a bad thing, I like a little dents in a thigh to show age, wear and tear and ESTROGEN….because in a world where hot chicks fuck their faces up to look trans, making trans passable as hot chicks, confusing the masses….the cellulite, like not having an adam’s apple is key for not being duped….

That said, tight pants are fun to stare at always…so that’s why we do this round-up.

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2023

25

Apr

Ashley Benson Topless Tease of the Day

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Ashley Benson was a dumpy, fat lesbian…..but through it all, she had her big tits…and now that she’s back to cock, taking loads, filling her body with the testosterone in needs to have the right level of endocrine response, so that her hormones are where they are supposed to be, so that she’s not some fat dumpy lesbian has done her some good…and lucky for us….she’s still go the tits….that she shows off almost enough of…would be better with some nip..

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2023

25

Apr

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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People may not view me as some kind of trend setting fashionista, with my finger on the pulse of fashion, because no girls will let me put my finger on the pulse of their clit, you know to make sure that they are still alive, which for the record isn’t a deal breaker.

However, I am a fucking trend setting fashionista, now that all the big designer brands are trolling the marketplace with basically garbage bags, ripped and spoiled pants or shirts, and charging 10s of 1000s of dolars…

It’s the ironic t-shirt of the generation of overspending idiots who don’t realize they are being trolled….and I’m over here being like “I’ve worn plastic bags for shoes, rope for belts, soiled sweat pants and ripped clothing for decades, cuz I’m basically homeless”….so avant garde….TREND SETTER.

In being a trend setting, I like to observe the current trends in bikinis, because clearly, it’s important market research that I can jerk off to, which for the record is the best market research…

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Posted in:swimsuit

2023

25

Apr

Yoga Ass and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Legs

Ass Fitness

Thong Bikini at the Spa

Cliff Jumper

Flips

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

24

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s almost amazing to think of how many people seem to care about two overpaid news guys on rival networks, who I think are rivals in their lives, getting fired on the same weekend, like that shit isn’t all run by the same motherfucker, used to brainwash all you fools into remaining a divided people, instead of uniting for humanity……it’s far more fun to fight about drag queens and trumps and other nonsense….thanks the all those SATANISTS shoving their LIES into your lives and lowering your fucking virbations and frequencies…

That’s why I’m here people, to save you from mental health breakdowns, by laughing at how dumb it all is and by bringing some higher consciousness steplins to click on, you know to make you feel good….to help you be the best and happiest loser you can be…knowing you’ll never be quite as bad as me….I lift you up by STAYING Down….or to at least waste your time in outdated ways when you’re likely just on social media laughing at memes….

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Salma Hayek Goes for a Swim
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Heidi Klum’s Visible Thong
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Alessandra Ambrosio Goes Surfing
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Tana Mongeau Boobs Out at the party
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5 Broadcast Signal Intrusions for the Old Timers
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Arrest Warrant for Jackass Star Bam
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Olivia Dunne is a Sexy Cow Girl
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Fastest UFC Knockouts
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Maddie Ziegler’s Thong Bikini Dance
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Elsa Hosk is Amazing in Mexico
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Hot Racer Lindsay Brewer in Action
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Manufacturing Highlighters
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Off-Loading the ATV Fail
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Cats VS Anti Gravity Water Drops
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Hot Debbie St Pierre on TikTok
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People are Excited for Sacramento Kings Owner’s Daughter
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What Happens to Recycled Glass?
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Hot Air Balloon Mounted Skatepark
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Aaron Rodgers’ Hot Girlfriend for Agent Provocatuer to Celebrate his Trade
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Amazon Driver Excited by Treats
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Josh Brolin Posts a Nude
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Gracie Hunt is Underwater in a Bikini
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Bear Steals Candy
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Magician’s Bed of Spike Trick
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Girls Brawling at the Game
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Wyoming Road Blocked by Sheep
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Sofia Richie Got Married – This is her Fitting
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Panic at the Girt’s Basketball Game
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Eagles VS Owls – Who’s a Better Predator
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Pete Davidson VS Fan at the Knicks Game
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Baby Orangutang Taught to Swing on Ropes
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Simone Biles Gets Married
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Close Up ASMR Clips
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Alessandra Ambrosio in White
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Em Rata On the Streets with Cleavage
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Lucy Hale in Fitness Gear
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Olivia Culpo in a Racy Dress
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Katie Austin at an Event
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Brie Larson in a Nightgown Looking Dress
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Kara Del Toro in a Tight Dress
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Elsa Hosk in a Racy Dress
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Elle Fanning at an Event
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Emma Brooks at an Event
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Dove Cameron at a Dinner
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Demi Lovato in a Slutty Dress
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Everything Coachella
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Sarah Hyland in a Tube Dress
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Amanda Bynes on the Streets in a Skirt
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From stepSMUT!!

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White Claw Enema
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Big tits and the Vag
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Big Asian Tits on the Dildo
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Worst Tattoos in Porn
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Mental Mondays
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Tits Out Panties to Side Dildo Ride
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Mila Azul Gets Naked
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Big Booty Jiggle
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29 People Having a Shit Day
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Jack Off Karaoke
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Car Wand!
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Over 30 and her Dildo
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Amateur Street Sex
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Baby Got Back
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2 Toys for 1 Girl
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Topless Tooth Brushing
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Car Masturbating
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Dildo with Butt Plug in
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Nude Lacey Banghard in Black and White
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Scumbag of the Week
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Sporty Dildo Ride
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Big Titty Jerk Off Delivery
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Lazy Masturbating
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Behind the Scenes with Nude Model Noelle Monique
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Some Russian Looking Porn Shit
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Public Sink Dildo Ride
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Sex in the Car
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Windshield Washer Fluid
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2023

24

Apr

Mariah Carey Semi Nip Slip of the Day

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I don’t know what this Mariah Carey nip slip is from, I don’t even know if its actually Mariah Carey….or actually a nipple, because it looks like it’s probably a pastie covering up her nipple, while looking like a nipple….a FLAW in the pastie design….why make it NIPPLE colored to give the illusion of it being an actual nipple, when you can actually see the actual nipple through the thing. Why not make it some fun color, or skin color, so that it looks like the old mom and Diva has Barbie tits….

The whole thing is just too confusing to me, but not as confusing as the one guy out there who still jerks off to Mariah Carey or her Music Videos, it’s like move on BRO…it’s time…that SHIP has SAILED….

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Posted in:Mariah Carey

2023

24

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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The medical industry may be silly….but it saves lives…even if the most common cause of death is medical malpractice…and that the most common overdose is straight from the pharma labs…whatever…it saves lives…and sure the people who work in the industry may be brainwashed idiots…always watch those who are overpaid because they get blinded by the overpay and they think they are more important, smarter and even god-like because of the overpay….because some of the biggest idiots are the most trained…

But none of that matters when it comes to the girls who work int he medical field by day and get naked on the internet by night, or by day, I guess depending on their shift, because there are a lot of SCRUB wearers at work getting naked on the internet, it’s a fetish…just not my fetish…I mean other than the whole NORMIES CAN’T HANDLE PORN so they get naked on the internet part of the story….that part I like…the whole working in a hospital with sick people is gross to me…all those body fluids and not the HOT kind all over them all day…vile…BUT getting naked at a serious job, I can fuck with.

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

24

Apr

Eva Amurri Bikini of the Day

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Eva Amurri is the tits that Susan Sarandon’s pussy built….because she formed in her UTERUS like some other ungodly things over her 80 year career, but this one happened to be shat out with premium tits, a premium inheritance after living that premium life thanks to being Susan Sarandon’s kid.

There was a minute that Eva Amurri was going to be in the movies, proving that acting is either a genetically inherited talent, or that it’s actually a fucking joke that anyone can do if they are egotistical enough….and in that minute she had her tits out on cable shows, and her tits were big….and it was 10 years ago….basically the Alex Daddario before Alex Daddario…

But, she decided to have 3-6 kids instead of working, TRAD WIFE, if trad means being a socialite rich wife with help to handle all the TRAD WIFE tasks….except maybe BREAST FEEDING….

Well, all these years later, she’s still go ttis, she’s still lean enough for an old as shit mom and she’s in a bikini being racy, mom pussy through bikini bottoms first and I’m into it..

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2023

24

Apr

Mena Suvari Old Lady Tits of the Day

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The alien invasion may be happening, assuming that space is real, which I don’t assume, since I am of the school of thought that it is fake and gay, hence the whole never going back to the MOON because they lost the technology FARCE….

The alien invasion is probably from some microscopic parasites doing weird body snatching of the powers that be making this whole world pretty comedic and dopey, but that could just be that the worst people are in charge, like High School, it was never the cool kids who ran for student government and if it was, they made a teen comedy about it.

Mena Suvari, who was a big deal many years ago, arguably a hot bootied, weird forehead super star from American Pie….and now she’s old…but with cleavage…old but with cleavage…like visiting granny at the old folks home and staring at the tits..

Update: That is a pic of herself on the wall, topless in a blazer becasue she can’t get enough of herself, she probably does Cum tributes on photocopies of that picture, you know for when there is no mirror for her to masturbate in front of….these narcissists are real, they are also trash, yet there are just so many of them…

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Posted in:Mena Suvari|Mena Suvari

2023

24

Apr

Natalie Alyn Lind Cleavage of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is cut from Hollywood Royalty cloth….

Her and her sisters are part of the most important family in Hollywood….the Alyn Linds.

Their mom, who paved the way from them by spreading her legs and taking a load from their fathers, is a celebrity in her own right, she was the mom on the Honey I Shrunk the Kids TV show, because why be in the actual movie, when you can be in some weird low budget spin-off I am sure you all watched as young perverts…..

This Alyn Lind wa most recently on an ABC show called Big Sky about Human Trafficking in Montana, which is probably not like Human Traffickin in LA, where parents sell their kids off to producers and are transported around on private jets, yachts and luxury cars with drivers….but that doesn’t mean her art doesn’t imitate her life in the land of sleazy perverts with too much money…..

I haven’t watched enough of that show to really appreciate her big tits, but I guess I don’t really have to watch her show for her big tits, because she’s brought them to social media in her own self-produced shoot where she’s looking like a solid candidate for as a Playboy model, if Playboy still existed in the way it once existed, instead of just being an OnlyFans platform for trash.

What I am saying is she’s got a good look for men to jerk off to, and that’s what it’s about people…

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