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2023

16

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

I don’t listen to the THONG SONG when I stare at all these ASSHOLES peeking out of the inefficient at covering asshole thongs…

But it was part of the propaganda that killed the mom panty, or the granny panty, to usher in a new wave of underwear that MEN didn’t really give a fuck because we’ll accept all panties, so long as they are hugging or the last barrier to reaching the cunt.

I guess the THONG is a dying panty, since everyone is lazy and about comfort….the FULL BACK panty is making moves, invest in that STOCK, STOCK BROS….but the thong still exists, it still doesn’t cover the asshole, these girls are hanging onto the dream and since the asshole unites us as a species…it reminds us that we are ALL just full of fucking shit..

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2023

16

Mar

Ashanti Bikini Titties of the Day

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It’s unfortunate that no one really gives a fuck about Ashanti’s fat old lady tits in a bikini.

I blame racism….

It’s obviously the Toxic White Male’s fault that Ashanti, now in her mid 40s, barely exists…

This requires reparations, maybe not in the form of 5,000,000 dollar payments, but a collective jerk off to get her hotness back into the collective consciousness…

I do like that the systemic racism is always blamed on the toxic white male, I mean everything is blamed on you cucks, but it makes me laugh because I know you and I know other toxic white males, and really all they want is for anything that has anything that remotely resembles a vagina to give them a hug…to give them some love…

It’s like hot chicks always override any racism…which is why I don’t think racism actually exists, it’s an internet concept, we are above races…

What does exist is a hate for uglies, because once you’re turned on my a chick, even in Nazi Germany, you know the power of the pussy will prevail and shift any ideology to “how can I not be friend-zoned”…

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2023

16

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTY DROP…..

Why give titty drops a real intro to a bunch of dudes who have never actually seen a tit in real life….unless you count the peephole you rigged from the basement to your bathroom to watch your mom shower….

But then I realized that there isn’t a bunch of dudes who have never actually seen a tit in real life….so the intro will just be for me, a man who only saw tits thanks to a peephole I rigged from the basement to. my foster mom’s shower….we weren’t reality, she had big tits, it was a simpler time, I’d do it again…

Yes, we didn’t have devices that could access some of the most vile porn at our fingertips, we had to dig through that shit, steal it from video stores for that shit…..

Now we’ve got regular chicks, like normal every day chicks who have fat tits saying “I’ll film myself flashing the internet, sounds fun”…they even put their full face in it, showing their drivers license, while reading off their social security number and telling the strangers where they’ll be the next 5 hours….it’s a weird world….

But there was a time when girls flashing when drunk at the office party, or the family wedding, ended in suicide from shame….

NO MORE motherfuckers…it’s just tits, they’re meant to be celebrated, which I guess happens when they are dropped….since it’s not a genuine drop that leaves them broken….it’s more a slow mo gentle bounce…and we like it.

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2023

16

Mar

Emma Kenney Cleavage of the Day

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Emma Kenney is the ugly sister from Shameless, who started out as a kid, so her being a little too Irish looking was what they were looking for, only now that she’s grown up, and is still a little too Irish lookin’..

You know the kind of slob you’d find at the Irish pub with way too many beers in her, rocking a way too many beer body, all sloppy and embarrassing as she throws herself on men who would rather not fuck her, but will fuck her because she’s so drunk and pushy and has tits….

Well, tits are a currency, and Emma Kenney’s got big tits, so the big girl who grew up on TV having tits and using those tits in her content to maintain her celebrity is something, I’m not sure what…

But it is St Patrick’s Day…..so pretty much her time to shine….so let’s let her and her tits have this moment…while we stare at the tits.

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2023

16

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I have developed a tanline fetish over the years. I mean I always liked tanlines on bitches at the strip club, because of the way it would highlight their bolt on tits and bodies under the black light. It was just a perfectly trashy, especially knowing it was an overly baked french chick who spent her days in the tanning machines….it was mid-winter and they weren’t on an all-inclusive in Cuba….

As the internet got more and more popular, people started becoming greyer skinned, unhealthy looking, computer bodied, screen squinting faced, freaks of the internet….the whole idea of the tanline was something I could pretend wasn’t part of their laziness, it was the outdoor, active and fun tanline…which was hot amongst the zombie wage slaves of the subway line….

But now, the tanlines exist as an extension of their laziness, they’re just more vain than they were thanks to zoom meetings, so they just hose themselves down with chemicals, ending up with tanlines because they don’t like showing the mobile spray tan lady their cunts…but the good news is….they still have tanlines, painted on, not active or healthy or in the sun, but those are just details….who cares where the tanline comes from…just be happy it is there.

The good news is that tanlines will survive the apocalypse and even when the sun is turned off, when the air is too toxic to breathe, the laziness keeps us laying in our pods eating slop, THERE will be tanlines. Sure, it will depend on whether their social credit scores are high enough…

So tanlines are forever and here’s some tanlines!

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2023

16

Mar

Yoga Moves in Yoga Shorts and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Big Stretch

At the Waterpark

Livvy Dunne on the Balance Beam

Watch Her Get Dressed

Annoying Dancer

Booty in the Gym

Silly Retarded Snow Dancer

Climbing Girl

Chiropractor vs Leggigns

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2023

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m still waiting for my penis to hit puberty

It could happen…

If everything’s a simulation, I could probably just will it…

Or I could be like you and just get off to big black dudes fucking my wife as my proxy….

HOWEVER…she’s disgusting to look at…so that’s a terrible idea, if anything I’d have big black dudes fuck my wife as a way to divorce her, not to cuckold her…

I’ll just stick to links…and waiting for my penis to hit puberty…

It could happen….like the stepLINKS happen….

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Miranda Kerr is Still Hot at 40
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Halsey in a See Through Dress
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Laura Harrier See Through!
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Sam Ronson Speaks Out on Lohan’s Pregnancy
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Olivia Dunne’s Bikini Scorcher
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7 Ways to Win your Woman Over
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2023

15

Mar

Leni Klum Brings the Cocktease of the Day

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Leni Klum, who is apparently Heidi Klum’s daughter, because they have the same last name, which is either to help market herself off the back of the vagina she crawled out of, you know leverage the family name…or she doesn’t know who her father is because Heidi was a wild young model doing the rounds around the time of her birth and cum was dropped in her, too hard to pinpoint the official source…

I like to think it’s because she’s more of a science project that Heidi undertook with the German Eugenics program that works under the radar since they pretended to shut it down back in the 1940s, where she decided to craft a little pocket sized model with giant anime size tits, anticipating the kind of thing dudes would be into when she turned 18…..a futuristic body….made in a lab…it’s really the only thing that make sense because she’s so small, yet so busty…

She’s far more interesting than her mom, but I guess at 50, her mom’s done all she needed to do, and this is her legacy she’s passed the torch to….and I like it.

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2023

15

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown Titty Grab of the Day

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I may have watched part of the first season of Stranger Things, where Millie Bobbie Brown played some 12 year old with a shaved head running away from some genetic lab or some shit, I really don’t remember anything from that gayness, but when I saw how popular it got with some of the worst people around, I know that it was not for me….

I also knew, since nerd are weirdo creeps, that like Emma Watson in Harry Potter, they’d all fall in love with the actress, despite being 12, like a creepy neighbor or babysitter, waiting for that 18th birthday to make it sexual.

I am not saying all the dudes were sexualizing her with their “can’t wait until the 12 year old turns 18” weirdness, but I am sure a few too many were….probably more and more as she approached the magical “I can start an OnlyFans” date…..

Since I didn’t watch the show and don’t pay attention to anything about the show, I didn’t really see the creepy sexualization of the girl…I didn’t even see her grow her hair out….I just only recently started seeing her pop up, probably whining about being sexualized from a young age because the world of entertaining is for perverts by perverts…

Anyways, she’s ” I can have an Only Fans” age now, I think she is dating Bon Jon Jovi’s son, and in this picture, she’s doing a handbra over her dress, because she’s a versatile young actress, raised in the industry and when told “be a bra’ she delivers….

I figure girls grabbing their own tits, is one step away from girls sucking their own tits, and since she’s an adult now, you have permission to sexualize her you Stranger things watching fuck…

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2023

15

Mar

Faith Schroder Slutty Ballet of the Day

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I don’t know much about Ballet, but I know that I’ve had or at least seen my fair share of Russian or Eastern European immigrants looking for a better life, stripping at some of the sketchiest and vile strip clubs I’ve been to, where they’ve busted out their communist block, trained from a young age to be a prima ballerina moves, before sucking dick for 30 dollars in the back room….and it’s been mind blowing….the dick sucking not the ballet…but the ballet makes the whoring a lot more fancy and luxurious…..you know like a high society dick suck in a place where you’d probably get AIDS off the seat if you didn’t already have aids…

So, yeah, ballet can be erotic, the ballet body of long and lean, the moves, the romanticism, the artistry, all wonderful….but I don’t know what makes a good Ballerina or not, I just know that Rick Schroder’s instagram influencer daughter is doing her version of ballet, slutty enough, because it ends with a handstand twerk….which I don’t think is industry standard in ballet….but it is something you’d probably want to use as a nutcracker….if you know what I mean and you know what I mean…it wasn’t that clever of a thing to say, but with my limited ballet knowledge, coupled with my laziness, it’s the best I have for you….

Hey look, it’s Silver Spoons’ daughter being sleazy.

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