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2023

16

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Thongs may be a pretty shitty underwear, literally…I mean I guess depending on the girl, as some are obviously more rank than others….whether it’s a hygiene issue, a diet issue, a food intolerance issue, maybe even a hormonal issue, a structural issue, if the asshole is blown out by cock, it’s hard to internalize that shit….but what I do know is that the THONG can only do so much, it’s a flimsy amount of fabric….it barely even covers the asshole….

Luckily for the perverts, that’s a good thing, cuz we like the asshole flashes under the guise of “just wearing my thong”…

Here are some assholes behind some thongs!

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2023

16

Feb

Megan Fox Satanic Cleavage of the Day

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I am going to assume that Megan Fox is a satanic member of the hollywood elite, but not just because she’s throwing up her “3s” which for people in the know, that’s a satanic symbol to let those in the know know….you know a tribute to the motherfucker who owns their soul….

It’s weird to see her attempt to get back into the scene after taking a break to have a kid or ten with David from 90210, now in her 40s…pretending she’s still youthful and not rotted out like road kill on the side of the highway no one picked up for dinner….

Just not weird as the creepy face filter she uses to pretend she’s not some blown out pussy….

I’ll assume her comeback was part of some satanic ritual, where her handler MGK decided it was time to re-release her to the people, I just don’t think they ever expected no one to care as much as they don’t care now….

There’s plenty of hotter, less robotic and creepy tit out there to stare at!

I assume she was some human trafficked slave they created to be the tits and ass of a generation, because even at her prime she was pretty unimpressive and we all just assumed she sucked the devil’s dick to get where she is, we just didn’t think she literally sucked the devil’s dick to get where she was, as the tits and ass of a generation, just not THIS generation, but a generation long gone…..

She still hasn’t produced any nude content, maybe because the other conspiracy about her is that she has a dick, wouldn’t that be a plot twist…DEMONS the LOT of THEM….

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2023

16

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty dropping is not what you do when you cut off a prostitute’s tit and accidentally drop it on the way home, but technically, that would be titty dropping….just not as hot as this kind of titty dropping, at least not to most people, since you know some motherfucker out there is ONLY about dropping tits the Dahmer way….but we don’t cater to that guy, we like our tits on the host body, no matter HOW annoying the host body is.

Anyway, Titty Drop is a fun game for girls to pull out there tits like it’s Mardi Gras, which it is next week, but that’s just a coincidence, because this kind of titty drop can happen without having to have a big event around it, just from the comfort of their own home…..showing off their tits for the internet to jerk off to….the way nature intended when it decided to create a dude who created the internet to inspire other dudes to create platforms for chicks to post their tits on for other dudes to jerk off to them.

Right.

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2023

16

Feb

Taylor Momsen Nude of the Day

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I like Christmas, probably more than any grown man should, I want to turn this site into a Christmas everyday site, because Christmas is the happiest time of year motherfuckers, it’s not weird to be into the spirit of joy to the world and good will towards men on the birth of the champion Jesus, fuck you for thinking it’s weird…

Every few years I’ll watch live action Grinch because why the fuck not, it’s a classic and I’ll see little Taylor Momsen crying about Christmas and I’ll say “what a sweet little girl, it’s too bad her family sold her to such a corrupt and horrible industry”.

Where is she now?

Then, in my drunken eggnog stupor. I’ll remember that little girl is Taylor Momsen, who despite being a child star who as a young adult had a bright career on a hit TV show, but decided that was lame…which I agree with….but she probably did it in a “FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD” way which is less funny…..

So she went onto attempt being an edgy rocker chick in an era where rock was dead, weird strategy, so that when she posts edgy rocker nude selfies that don’t show any tits or cunt, people will know she’s an edgy rocker….and not some coddled celebrity kid…

What I like about this is that her mattress is basically on the floor in some student looking crack den, instead of some mansion it should be in, because she was sold to the industry at a young age and should have a mansion, but that’s lame….it’s way cooler to self destruct and claim some authenticity instead….it’s all pretty contrived…

But what matters is she’s in a nude selfie…..whether it’s part of career suicide or not….it’s a nude selfie.

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2023

16

Feb

Mandy Rose Pussy Through Her Panties of the Day

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I don’t know anything about the WWE, other than that Paul Hayman is a homie who didn’t make me a famous luchador, but who probably should have…

I also know that the WWE fanboys are giant man-childs who are obsessed with something they watched as kids and just never grew out of it, probably because they were molested and thus stunted, remembering the good times before the molestation, or using the WWE to disassociate from being molested, either way, it’s a weird bunch of people into watching man on man play fighting….for the storylines…or for whatever reason…it’s weird.

I guess the girl on girl play fighting can be semi-erotic, especially since all the WWE girls look like weird porn chicks, or strippers from Florida….and I guess at their core they are just that….because one of their stars Mandy Rose was just fired for selling racy content on the internet….which is not wholesome family programming, or very good to the WWE’s biggest market in the Middle East…

So the star decided to continue selling nudes, quitting the WWE, or not having her contract renewed since the state of the world is “SELL NUDES GET PAID”….fuck dignity or anything else…it’s about the cash motherfucker.

Apparently, she made 1,000,000 dollars in 2 weeks in december, huge money for anyone, so obviously she’s continued and in continuing, she’s now in sheer panties that show off her strong man pussy….ENJOY.

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2023

16

Feb

Selena Gomez Big Tits Hard Nips of the Day

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Here’s some Selena Gomez rocking a face filter that’s doing her no real favors, in some pixelated picture that’s doing her no favors, since we all know that she gets gifted the latest tech, she’s Selena Gomez and there’s no excuse for a bad selfie, unless there’s no hope in her having a good selfie….

The only solid strategy she’s dropped is to go TIT forward, even if they are fat girl tits, fat girl tits are still tits, just gross, sloppy and a marketing hook to make them more tolerable, YET, still tit….

She looks like the dumpy girl who hates herself that works at the fast food counter….but SHE is Selena Gomez and better than that..same level of sadness, fatness, overall grossness…but HIGHER budget…and surrounded by more groupie fucks who are so enthralled with her celebrity that they want to get close to the celebrity and would be willing to marry the celebrity whether she had her legs amputated from diabetes or not, just hopefully they’ll let her keep the tits but even that’s not a dealbreaker for the real ambitious K-Feds out there.

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2023

16

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are nature’s highlighter, as you fucking know, because even when we were cave dwelling cavemen, a story I don’t actually believe, but I’ll pretend is legitimate and that this isn’t all just a simulation with an origin story that has a lot of major fucking holes in the plot….you know since the media and he who controls the media can fill our minds with any lies they want and present them as truths….but for the sake of this post…EVEN when we were cavemen drawing hardcore porn scenes on our CAVE walls, bitches in their wooly mammoth outfits would be rocking some tanlines that I am sure the CAVE MAN appreciated when ripping it off before raping and killing her as caveman do, you know since they were the animal version of us, which as you know can’t still exist in our brains as instinct, we’re much more sophisticated than that….as I stare at bitches posting their tanline tits on the internet for strangers to sexualize and jerk off to.

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2023

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I still find it funny that we’ve got to a place where transgendered women, meaning dudes who chopped their dicks off to be women, get mad when dudes get mad after finding out that they were born dudes and find that repulsive because they are into women…

They think that it’s a problem with society that they mislead a dude into thinking they are a chick because they are women in their minds, all dickless, with a hole they keep a hole so it doesn’t close up with some weird dilator, and a PROSTATE, meaning they can DIE of prostate cancer….the dudes who like fucking women should just accept them as women and be cool with it….

It’s transphobic to be a straight dude who doesn’t want to fuck transgendered….so best get out there and fuck a tranny…

I find it funnier to watch hot girls in leggings buying cucumbers at the grocery store, I always give them a smirk so they know I am thinking they are going to go home to fuck it, only they can’t call me a pervert for thinking that, even though I know they know I am thinking that, because then it will bring attention to them thinking that….EVEN when all they want was a salad….

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Kylie Jenner is Officially a Lesbian with her Friend
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Olivia Dunne Being Hot for Valentines Day
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RIP Raquel Welch
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2023

15

Feb

Iggy Azalea Gets Racier in the Bath of the Day

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So Iggy Azalea, who was once a female rapper I’d consider pretty much a pop star…because she had hits, the media liked her, the tabloids wrote about her, the paparazzi followed her, she got paid heavy money, people would go to her concerts, people would laugh at her silly fake ass, you know…she was a legitimate Hollywood creation from Australia…

Well, she’s now on a new cash grab hustle, onlyfans, where she’s progressively getting sluttier and sluttier, as they tend to do…they get the taste of the money, then they try to keep it fucking going as long as they can, to get as much money as they can and if they are the right kind of whore it goes from see through panties in the bath to full fucking.

We’re not there yet, but thinks are happening, headed in that direction and I like her a lot better now that she’s embraced whoredom instead of pretending she’s a legit “artist”…or “talent”….when we know it was all about the dick suckin…

UPDATE – NOW WITH TITS….hype dies fast, gotta do the most you can with it…

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2023

15

Feb

Allison Brie Gets Naked on the Internet of the Day

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I guess Allison Brie got a fucking soft-on when pics of her tits from a movie went about as viral as tits from a movie go these days of no one giving a fuck about celebs or their tits…

because she’s producing more nude content for social media, censored sure, but in another era when the collective consciousness believed in modesty, or when the collective consciousness looked down on exhibitionist sluts, where only the core sluts were rebellious enough to give the system the finger and run with it….back when celebs were exclusive and not common prostitutes, more not so common prostitutes exclusive to rich people behind the doors and outside of the media.

It’s been a weird evolution of exhibitionist slut….and it still remains weird because I’ll post this up and be seen as a porn site to google, NEVER GOT RICH, but it’s fine for ZUCK and BRIE because they are special treatment elite motherfuckers….

All this to say, keep bringing the whore content, let us see the true whore colors and the truth is, her tits are hot.