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2023

31

Jan

Britney Spears is “Back” of the Day

Britney Spears, who has renamed herself River Red because she’s totally fine…

I like to think is a body double or an AI version of the original Britney Spears, who they have either hired to make look like a total nutter, or they’ve built with untested technology so that she glitches the fuck out, but who for the sake of conversation, we will pretend is the original Britney who has just been run through by an industry that basically rapes the soul daily….is not dead or replaced but a free woman.. who just likes to look like kept woman in a prison camp where she produces hostage videos….and in being a free woman she can be as crazy as she wants in her content that is not designed to make her look crazy it’s just her artistic vision.

Anyway, she deleted her Instagram last week, her fans who are not buying that she’s free called the police for a wellness check, the police who weren’t paid off and who genuinely care about calls they get from Instagram fans dug into it, and apparently it’s all ok and now she’s back.

So to prove how okay she is, she posted these videos of her dancing that look more like a system malfunction, glitching out.

Don’t worry guys, she’s just fine!

Posted in:Britney Spears|Britney Spears

2023

31

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Here are some tight pants being tight as they tend to do otherwise they’d be called loose fitting pants, you dumb fucks…

In this perverted world we live in, where everyone’s a fucking exhibitionist looking for likes and subscribers, doing the test run in public before taking it to their premium content sites, maybe dressed for a public masturbation series and we’re getting them before or after the orgasm or “caught moment” at least that’s the vibe I get when I go out of the house and see the ridges of the asshole through a pair of leggings or gym shorts, that my rational side of my brain thinks I shouldn’t be seeing, since I’m from an era where you had to take girls on dates, a lot of dates before ever even having a chance of seeing that, I mean unless you took the easy route and hired a whore, but you know what I mean, the ridge of the asshole wasn’t there staring at your, giving you a wink, from the produce aisle…

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2023

31

Jan

Caroline Vreeland is Busty in Bed of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland is a hometown hottie who I have never seen working the streets and who I have never hired my homeless friend Jean-Marie who owns nothing but a camera to take paparazzi pics of, but seeing as she’s the only real LA influenced who has got bit by the French Canadian penis so hard it made her a baby and forced her to move to the snowdrift we call home, a crazy thing to think about when she can live anywhere in the world since she’s a remote worker, just not the right kind of remote where you can run her vibrator from your computer the way the original cam girls who built OnlyFans before the normies moved in on their turf did.

Anyway, she was born with boobs too big to not monetize, they are bigger than her head, so this is her doing her god given calling, my only criticism is where are the nips, you’re in French country now…which is a whole other level of sexing yourself up and a tit is not a tit doing the best a tit can do without a nip, sorry cancer survivors.

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland

2023

31

Jan

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Swimwear is the gateway drug to the nudes that are being sold to us on the daily by enterprising young women out there who know men are sad and lonely enough to buy into the hope that buying the nudes will somehow make them less depressed.

It’s really a take advantage of a retard, presented as women empowerment, because no one cares about weak men being simps to hot enough chicks on the internet who run the same ponzi scheme on a bunch of dudes to generate the most that she can.

But it ALL stars with the SWIMWEAR….before the pussy pics, came the bikini pics, and when those were exhausted or stagnant things went deeper and darker and hotter and that’s amazing for all of us, even if we’re not simp cucks into getting recognition throwing money and internet sex whores who don’t even do sex….we get the marketing material they use to lure the suckers…the previews to compete with the other bitches….and that’s good enough.

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Posted in:swimsuit

2023

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am taking the week off stepLINKS while I cleanse my soul through alcoholism, in efforts to find better thins to do with my time…

Faded into a little too much obscurity..

I don’t have much better things to do, but at a certain point the shit is a waste of time.

I get sitting on the sinking ship while it goes down, which I intend to do….but I figure I’ve been doing the stepLINKS for fucking decades at this point, you can do them your damn self…..

I’ll be back….here are those links to get you started on your journey around the internet doing your own damn steplinks…

GET TO WORK slacker….

EGOTASTIC CELEB SITE THAT IS ALMOST AS OLD AS US!

EGOALLSTARS CELEB SITE WITH SOME TITTY SOMETIMES

EGOTASTICSPORTS WITH THE SLUTTY SIDE OF SPORTS

EGOTASTICGEAR a Shopping Guides and Gear Site in Training

TheNipSlip Brings Slutty Celeb Content Daily

Popoholic is Tame Celebration of Celebrity Tit from a fan

A LINK DUMP LIKE EARLY INTERNET

HotCelebsHome posting slutty celeb content daily too….

OtherCrap posts a bunch of crap but the celeb nude scenes are the best

MenMagDaily a Men’s Lifestyle Site that Never Was but that May Be One Day…in the Meantime Random Videos

EvilBeetGossip a Huge Celeb Site that Was that’s Still Being Updated

VideosThatSuck a bunch of random videos

stepfatherpresents was supposed to be my original videos, but I never produced original videos, so it’s just random videos for now

SEND YOUR SITE TO JOIN THE FUN….ALWAYS LOOKING FOR TRAFFIC AND NUDES…..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
LICK HERE!!!!

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The stepFORUM is an iconic playground of fun times….I’m working on updating it so it works better but it takes me 10 years for everything – but you can still check in on the action there….these are the hot spots…..

Celebrity Trash Pics from Various Places Doing Various Things

Tallia Storm’s Big Cleavage
Celebrity Nudity…!

Hilary Duff’s Bag Strap Cleavage
ARCHIVE OR PORN SHIT

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From stepSMUT!!

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stepSMUT for some in House Hand Selected Porn!

CrazyShit for some of the Best Compilations of Crazy Shit!

Entensity for a Good Mix of Memes and BOOBS

ORSM is AWESOME – With Boobs and Random Insanity

EFUKT is the Legendary Site That Finds the Fucking Weirdest Porn Around….You Know It…Check It…

Alrincon is some European Bros who like Boobs and Reddit Amateur Babes

Booobie Blog for the Boobies….

BootySource for the Booty

Glamour for a Simpler Time of Nude Models Shoots!

MORAZZI also for a Simpler Time fo Nude Model Shoots

ImagePost is Images Posted of Nudes

SexyAndFunny which is more Sexy than Funny

Shooshtime is a porn site I link, I don’t think he links me back, that hurts me.

MAKE ME MONEY TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON BY PAYING THESE GIRLS MONEY

If I’ve missed your site, email me and we’ll work it out, since I need your traffic….and your wife’s nudes…but mainly your traffic…I feel like no one links me back….

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

30

Jan

Denise Richards Zombie Tit of the Day

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Denise Richards and her only fans is one of the more disturbing things to happen on the internet, at least for me, because I’ve been desensitized to all the real weird shit that happens on the internet for decades at this point, but every once in a while something comes along to shake me up and confuse me and in this era of whore, that is Denise Richards, or at least her zombie tit on the weirdest cash grab for nudes around….that I have a hard time believing makes her actual money and if anything is just a weird and humiliating exhibitionist fetish, like this shit is part of some weird sex game that gets her off….all while empowering the weird tit movement…..

Posted in:Denise Richards

2023

30

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Getting naked or producing porn at work used to get people fired, but I guess with the pandemic, there’s now huge shortages of medical workers, at least in Canada, where the whole free medical care seems to be not working out so great for us as they encourage all sick people to get on Medical Assisted death that allows them to harvest organs harder than they were Selena Gomez, without having to pay them their disability, welfare or pensions…it’s a win for them…like people getting naked at work are a win for us, so the collapse of society is a win for all of us because nudity is hot, even when it’s in gross disease, virus and bacteria ridden scrubs covered in other people’s body fluids….

I mean, I think I’ll only have a medical fetish when in hospital with nothing else to fetishize by the ladies changing my diapers as I fart.

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

30

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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I realize that dudes have a MILF fetish for a lot of reasons, from their being too busy being moms to be annoying, or their trained in being moms so they can care for you as the man child you are, but you know that at least one dude is out there targeting MILFS because they think that MILFS are used to baby dicks first hand, so they won’t judge your baby dick but instead treat it like it’s a big boy dick…

We’d have to run a survey, but they’ll just be reminded of how small your dick is, when realizing that their toddler’s more well endowed than you, plus with the whole having pushed a baby out of their twats, the goal would be to find a dick that touches the fucking edges….

Point of the story, here are some MILFS…who want to have some sex appeal, or who think they have sex appeal, because they’ve been told their vaginas aren’t closed for business just because of babies, age, or any of the things that would make a normal person think their vaginas should be closed for business….it’s a fetish.

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Posted in:Milf

2023

30

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Tit Monday is one of the most glorious posts of the week, you know, what a great way to start the week, some sort of rebirth or revival, a beacon of hope that this week will be better than all the weeks before it, and you can’t be realistic and think that it will be just as shit as all the weeks before this week, because that’s setting yourself up for failure.

Milky tits are designed to put you into an infant like “Feed me momma” state of thinking, or at least tap into your survival instinct as the tit is what you latched onto survive as a baby, assuming your mom breast fed you and didn’t just give you saw dust and chemicals they call formula.

The point is, the best part of birth, at least if you ask any dad out there is the MILKY boob, because the blown out vagina, the saggy stomach a baby once was, the hard to lose baby weight, the hard c-section scars and other open wounds, the post baby depression just don’t live up to a full tit doin it’s lifework, it’s purpose….

So celebrate that, even if you’re celibate….motherfucks because and the MILK tits are the best part!

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

30

Jan

Rita Ora’s Hairless Pubic Bone of the Day

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Rita Ora has been doing all she can consistently to get as famous and successful as she can, and by all she can, I mean she even fucked a Kardashian when first trying to get noticed….which is bottom feeder shit that probably works since America loves those demons.

Anyways, it’s been decades of her going to every party, dating or marrying every man with some level of fame that comes along, all in efforts to make noise around herself, even though she doesn’t need to get under men to get by, that’s whore shit….but not the good kind she leaves on the bathroom floor after letting you raw dog her ass.

The point is Rita Ora is getting old as shit, this may be her soon be be last shot at finally getting a hit to validate her and her celebrity and part of that marketing involves low cut jeans that show off her pubic bone now that she’s been addicted to working out…and hairless pubic bone in public is the good kind of marketing…even though I prefer thick bush…Who doesn’t, make a pillow out of it and stay a while!