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Dua Lipa’s Ass Walking of the Day
Dua Lipa’s Ass Walking of the Day
Jojo Drops a Shit Song of the Day
Jojo Drops a Shit Song of the Day
Kristin Cavallari Fake Titty of the Day
Kristin Cavallari Fake Titty of the Day
Jessica Alba and Other Useless Celebs Do Political Endorsements of the Day
Jessica Alba and Other Useless Celebs Do Political Endorsements of the Day
Ella Hunt’s Titties of the Day
Ella Hunt’s Titties of the Day

2014

19

May

Avril Lavigne in a Bikini of the Day

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Avril Lavigne thanked South America for being her fans by posting this bikini picture to instagram…because what better way to control your bikini pics than to post it yourself, since The PAPARAZZI VERSIONS are such shit…

What better way to say thank you than through half nakedness, I mean isn’t that how all careers are built….

I guess North America doesn’t really give a fuck about her, and South America loves everything that was once big in North America, they don’t give up and pay for tickets, which is where these idiots make money, giving these shitty artists longevity, even when they aren’t real artist, but more clowns milking something they had at 15, well into their 30s….

And what it comes down to is….Nickelback comes inside this and that disturbs me…

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2014

19

May

Rosario Dawson Bathing Suit of the Day

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Rosario Dawson is pretty big…literally…because I guess there comes a point in every Afro-Cuban’s life, where they opt out of the bikini and put on the one piece, because they are either breeding future criminals or Latin popstars, or just fat from all the eating….I like to think it’s just cocaine bloat.

I’ve heard all kinds of stories about her being an ungrateful poor, squatter, who at 15 was discovered by Harmony Korine in his Original Spring Breakers some of you may know called KIDS.

I’ve also heard she’s a party slut, coke fueled, and fucks everyone…but probably not anymore, because she looks like this….

I guess none of that really matters, because looking at her doing the whole Mom at a Resort letting loose thing, while not a mom and in Cannes, isn’t very hot…to even the biggest Rosario Dawson fan…

The life lesson is that the girl with big tits, always grown into her big tits…she can’t fight it forever…

Who cares…

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rosario Dawson

2014

19

May

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Video of the Day

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Bella Thorne is another one of these products of an country with serious sex offending laws. You know the kind of place where banging a 16 or 17 year old is illegal, despite many people, including women who were once 16 or 17, saying that their body was at its prime at 16 or 17…

Not to mention, if you ask most girls who they were fucking at 16 or 17, chances are they will say someone in their 20s…because that’s just the way humanity works….

Yet shit is made illegal, and creepers want to creep, because it seems like forbidden fruit, even though the truth behind the 16 or 17 year old is that they are the fuckin worst, and you’re far better off with a 25 year old who maintains her fitness…

I mean 16 or 17 year olds don’t know how to handle life, or sex, or really anything…and being a baby sitter to some annoying girl, who probably can’t get off seems annoying as fuck to me…

That’s probably why I look at these girls working it for their old creepy dad fan base…objectively…and I just don’t get excited…because in Canada you can bang 16 year olds, and I don’t….

Sure, I see a hot young body, sure, but there are hot bodies everywhere…the rest of her, except maybe her older sister who feels second rate next to her, because she’s the one their stage parents is disappointed in because they didn’t have kids to not monetize off of…and whenever a sibling feels second rate, they are better to fuck.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne

2014

19

May

Brooke Burke Chavet Fitness of the Day

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Brooke Burke Chavet has gone from bikini wearing host of Wild On…to fitness mom with a lifestyle brand other moms who I guess used to watch Wild On, back when they were party sluts, with dreams of being the next Tara Reid, on some perpetual spring break, before turning 25, getting knocked up and fat, with memories of all the gang bangs that happened, before they traded in the bikini for the suburban home…and apparently they go to Brooke Burke, the hustler who turned being a cheesy raging party slut with fake tits and a hot body, into a lifestyle brand thanks to the tabloids, dancing with the stars, and what some would call bottom feeding, but what her bank account calls genius…

I am no a fan of party girls, or people who get paid to pretend to be party girls, pulling their life together and figuring it all out, I prefer them being at dive bars, drinking their sorrows, remembering the glory days, not by choice, but because of the infected herpes scab….

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Brooke Burke Chavet

2014

19

May

Jennette McCurdy Working Instagram in a Bikini of the Day

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Jennette McCurdy is not hot.

I don’t care how many bikini or lingerie stunts she does. I don’t care how big her bra cup size is. I don’t care how many creepy dads jerk off to her because they are forced to watch her stupid show thanks to their kids….and Americans love Jailbait, or the girls who play Jailbait…because it’s illegal and the second you put rules around anything, it makes creepers want it more…

She’s working it hard, for instagram, for the paparazzi, for anyone who will notice, it’s just too bad she’s got a mangled handicap lookin’ face…

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Posted in:Jennette McCurdy

2014

19

May

Jenner Sisters On the Right Path and the Billboard Awards of the Day

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Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner got dressed up all fancy because that’s how their mom raised them…grab attention, make people notice, be underage hookers, because when you turn 18, you can release a sex tape…a lot like the porno mom I once met on set, who brought her older daughter to shoot a scene with her 17 year old, only to shop her around to get the best price on her 18th birthday anal scene…it was weird, but no different than all these other stage moms.

I am sure both these girls have been boning since they were 12…probably even by their brother, who I’ve heard bangs their friends, despite being 30, but last night, they were at the Billboard Music Awards.

The Billboard Awards…that remind me how garbage the music industry is. I wonder if anyone else realizes that this is just some corporate planned bar mitzvah type party, with zero to no artistic integrity, or spark and awe that would make anyone want to be in the industry. Instead it looks like a shitty cash grab, that is boring and fuck, for pop artists who are pretty much just dancing monkey’s and puppets…

I don’t know…it’s pretty bad…I blame napster…here are some pics…

HEre’s Kendall Doing the Family Pose:

Here’s Kylie being 16…and Awkward

Here is the Billboard Fake Tit Round-Up…not all the tits are fake…but the bitches wearing them are….

Kesha…..

Kelly Rowland

Lucy Hale

Sarah Hyland Clown Face….

Christine Teigen – Pug Faced and Fat…Always where her Wallet Goes…

Miranda Lambert and Some Country Titties

Shakira – Poo Face

Lorde has Come to Eat Your Soul…Because She’s So Dark and Hipster with her Tens of Millions of Dollars and her Home with a Pool

Oh and Ricky Martin was There….

This Charli XCX is the Future

TO SEE MORE PICS OF THE BILLBOARD AWARDS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner

2014

19

May

Coco Austin Ass in a Bikini and Topless Striptease of the Day

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Coco Austin has an interesting story. She started off as a stripper, met a famous rapper, pretended she wasn’t a stripper, despite her body being one of a stripper, and really her behavior one of a stripper, who managed to crawl out of the strip club, to live a life of luxury as a rapper’s wife…and the reality is, she’s really not offensive about it. It’s like her butt pics and overall message isn’t negative, it isn’t crying for attention, she’s just a girl posing and people are down to stare, because in a lot of ways, she’s just a modern clown about the shit…and when it comes to half naked pics, it’s really hard to make me hate a bitch….it’s the ones who don’t get naked who I can’t stand…

Well, it looks like her career has come full circle. This time, her stripping is for some high paid Vegas show where she showcases her Fat Pussy, Ass and Tits…and I think it’s pretty nice to see a girl with a dream, finally making it…because it really could have gone either way for her, she could have ended up dead in a hotel room like so many other strippers..

Here are some pics of her topless performance…

Posted in:Coco Austin

2014

19

May

Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

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All I see here is fitness…Nothing Erotic…just a girl putting out a fitness tip with equipment none of us have available to us…to showcase exactly how to get that ripped, bikini model body…I mean looking this doesn’t look like she’s simulating sex, or about to start touching herself in a way you hear all her juicy goodness at all..this is strictly about health and fitness, not slutiness that gets her more followers…and whatever it is, makes me want to join a gym, but I’m too lazy to get off the couch…so I’ll just follow this instagram…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

19

May

Amazing Crackwhore and Other Videos of the Day

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HEre’s a dude losing his shit…

Guy tells cops to “Tase Him if They Want”…

Here’s two people trying rob the same drunk guy…

Man Steals Wallen from a Guy Having a Heart Attack and Uses Money to Buy a round of Drinks…

This is some epic white trash stunts…15 Year Old Drop Kicks 8 Year old in a Helmet while the parents watch…wtf

Big Fucking Student Beating Up His Old Lady Teacher…Because Kids are Raised Proper…

We’re all fucking doomed…

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wish more girls were as into showing their vaginas as they are in showing their outfits off and asking whether they look fat. It’s like girls send me dress options over text messages to help them decide what to wear to a club, but only a select few send me pussy pics saying “does my asshole look fat with this dildo in it”…and that’s how you determine which ones are the keepers…

Here are some morning LINKS…

Girls Taking Selfies!
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Cameron Diaz is with one of the Good Charlotte Sisters
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Maite Perroni Hot in GQ
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Hide your kids – Michael Jackson is Alive
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Peyton Manning’s Commencement Speech was Good
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12 Dogs That Should Hand in Their dog Card…
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Perfume Expert Reviews Body Sprays
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This Guy Can Jump…
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Jack Nicholson’s Snubbing Kids…
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!! She Alredy Is…
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Dave Navarro Got Head While A-Rod Watched
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The Best Celebrity Prom Photos
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Godzilla’s 10 Most Embarrassing Moments
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Girls Take this Celeb Survey
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10 Sports People Who Had a Worse Week Than You
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Girls in Mesh!
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Pam Anderson was Raped When she Was 12
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Dancing Ambulance Driver
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Posted in:stepLINKS