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2014

24

Apr

Ashley Benson Singing for her Fans of the Day

Ashley Benson is singing on Instagram, because she wants everyone to know that she’s more than just the fat girl in a bikini from Spring Breakers…

I think the whole instagram movement is funny.

People post the most ridiculous shit about themselves, including but not limited to their last shit, or in Ashley Benson’s attention seeking through songs, or taking her extensions out…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

24

Apr

Kate Mara Throwback Adam Fedderly Shoot of the Day

Kate Mara is Rooney Mara’s sister…

I think she’s more successful than her sister…but I haven’t heard from either of them…

Here she is in some throwback pics from ADAM FEDDERLY a photographer I’ve never heard of…and shit is up on some hipster erotica kick that I am all about…because hipster porn is the future of my masturbation…

Posted in:Kate Mara

2014

24

Apr

Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Like it is Wear a Bikini Attention Seeking Season of the Day

Her name is Jessica Lowndes. She is from Canada. I am from Canada. Which means I have probably fucked her mom. Who know’s maybe I am even her dad because Canada is one of those places where everyone knows everyone, we meet at the Igloo convention where we drink Maple Syrup and play hockey, and I seem to know all the fame seeking shitty people, who either work on making themselves famous, or work on making they kids famous, because it’s too late for their old, beat up, hooker pussies…and what it comes down to is that I’d still fuck this Jessica Lowndes in or out of her bikini like I was her dad, even if I was her dad, since I may be her dad…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2014

24

Apr

Father of the Year and Other Videos of the Day

Nothing like a dad who lets his naked baby smoke

If you don’t like babies smoking…here’s some NYC Then and now

Here’s some teen hit by fireworks

The woman who was hospitalized after a two hour orgasm…

Man VS Spider…

World’s Tallest Base jump…

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Never ask a mom of three who is in her 40s to send you a pic of her asshole when you are eating….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Weird Asian Product for Tits….
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10 Most Heartbreaking Losses in NBA History
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Twitter Sluts of the Day
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35 Most Photogeneic Goats on Instagram!
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Jodie Foster Lesbian Married…
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The Queen DJ
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So Much Redheaded
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Cameron Diaz Explained Why She’s Single…
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Katy Perry VS Katy Perry Super Fan
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Shave of the Day
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The Vending Machine Hates Doritos
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CAM GIRLS ARE MY DREAM GIRLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

I broke instagram today…officially hitting 10,000 friends…which would be more exciting if I didn’t already have 10,000 friends 3 years ago when instagram deleted my first account, then 2 years ago when I had 6,000 friends, then last year when I had 3,000 friends…if anything it is just a reminder that I would be at 500,000 friends by now…if I played my cards right, but I never do….

The good news is that I offered my 10,000th follower a blow job and it turned out to be a girl…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Cameltoe that Broke the Fucking News…
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Hilary Duff – Still Hot
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A Whole Lot of Hot Asses
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Kimberly Garner is Hot in a Bikini
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Peter Dinklage Hula Hooping
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The 90 Best Rap Albums of the 90s
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Tan Mom is a Celebrity Boxer
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Stacy Kiebler Still Hot as Fuck
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Sophie Simmons Big Fucking Tits…
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Sofia Vergara Busts the Cleavage…
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Meryl Streep GETTING HPV of the Day
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3 Gerneations of a Family Feeding…
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Selena Gomez Side Tits….
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Kate Hudson Self Magazine
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Mel B Picking Her Ass
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Naked Bitches in NUTS
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Chloe Goodman in NUTS UK….
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Kate Beckinsale GIFS
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So Many Staged Pics of Taylor Swift in NYC
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15 Reasons why drunk girls peace out….
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10 People Surrounded By Assholes…
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Charlize and a Black Baby at the Baseball Game
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Cameron Diaz Sloppy Old Lady Tits
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Katy Perry Makes Children Cry
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8 Romantic Spots to Dump a GIrl
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Sarah Dumont for Maxim
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ScarJo Naked in Some Movie
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Scarlett Johansson’s Huge Mom Tits EveryWHere
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Demi Moore’s Got Grey Hair
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Kimberly Garner Amazing in a Bikini Top
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Some Trashy Slut in Cheesy Lingerie
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Amy Adams is Slutty in GIFS
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Kristen Bell Naked in ALlure
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Hilary Duff Fat Ass in Jeans
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Heidi Klum is Too Old for Red Carpet
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60 GIFs of Amber Heard!
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Justin Bieber’s Instagram Disaster
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Mischa Barton Event Tits…
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Cora Keegan Tits in Trendi Magazine
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Caitlin Wynters Topless Easter Shoot…
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Anastasia Ashley Built for Burgers…
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A Whole Lot of UnderBOOBS
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Iggy Azalea Stopped Crowd Surfing Cuz She Gets Fingered
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Kung Fu Porn!
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Cumshots Set to Natalie Imbruglia
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Girls Show You How Often They Cum
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Skinny, Naked, Young Looking Bitch
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Squirt In Her Own Face
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Hot Smut GIFS
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GAPING BUTTHOLES!
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Skinny Dip in the Pool
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CAM GIRLS ARE MY DREAM GIRLS
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Floral Dress Wearing Immigrant Looking Blonde Bitch Gets Naked
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Some Bitch with a Glass Dildo and Huge Tits Fucking Herself Good
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Get Your Man Pack!
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Spin the Dildo
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Huge Tits
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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My Interview with Asa Akira!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

Apr

Sara Malakul Lane in White on a Construction Site of the Day

If you follow me on Instagram and you should, because it’s a magical fucking place, where I find love and romance and make dreams come true, when I am not too busy on TINDER and SNAPCHAT….

You will know that I was a witness to this Sara Malakul Lane construction fashion shoot…in fact, I think I may have been the one who helped steal the location and told the Florida police that the half naked girl in the mud, spraying herself down in fact Trayvon….

The pictures are of an amazing model and actress who I think is the next big thing, at least according to her IMDB…and I am not just talking about her tits, or her willingness to show them, and I am not just saying that because she acknowledges my existence, since all bitches acknowledge my existence, I am talking about the fact that she was famous in Thailand before coming to America, and not for the sex tourism, tranny dick, or getting fucked at 10 years old…but for being a star…and it’s just a matter of time before AMerica notices the way I’ve noticed…or some shit…that doesn’t matter…and what does matter is that she looks fucking good…shot by my friend THE HEAD HUNTR

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

23

Apr

Rumer Willis Panty Flash of the Day

Rumer Willis may be a broken down mangled mess of a person…you know the kind of girl I had made fun of and I have call deformed thanks to her mother’s shitty genetics or maybe her mother’s drug use and uterine damage from fucking her way to the top before letting Bruce Willis drop load in her….before getting a billion dollars of Plastic surgery transforming her into a half human, robot lady you’d want to fuck….

But after seeing her TOPLESS PICS …and a series of fashion erotica, her facial structure I once found scary, suddenly became interesting, compelling, even hot, and has won me over in a way that I would let her ride my face and drip off my chin if she allowed it and didn’t call the police since she probably hates me thanks to my historical abusive behavior…that I will say came from a dark place inside me and was more about anger towards myself than anger towards this delicate flower that may have a few hard edges and a potato head…

All this to say….she’s flashing her panties and I’m just bummed she’s in panties and not flashing her lady dick…all this to say…when she’s cropped…she looks even better…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rumer Willis

2014

23

Apr

Maryna Linchuk is Amazing for Vogue Spain of the DAy

Maryna Linchuk is Soviet model who has been exported/or imported, depending on how you look at it, from her Soviet cold water flat where she lived with 30 other people, to become one of the top models around, which is what they do with the tall ones…the short Soviets get sent to the webcam companies and mail order bride companies…but you already know this…because I have written these exact words in past Maryna Linchuk posts, as well as past Russian model posts, because Russian girls are built hot, with no soul and a willingness to do whatever it takes to not go back to their war torn world….whether it is porn, or fashion, or fashion porn…hooking themselves out like sluts is totally culturally accepted and that’s a good thing…because pictures like this happen….

Sure she’s not GETTING FELT UP ON SET or TOPLESS AND GRABBING HER CUNT or in these CREEPY NUDE POLAROIDS

But shit is still more erotic than her Victoria’s Secret work…and I’m a fan…

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk

2014

23

Apr

Sarah Hyland Creepy Underage Looking Shoot for Flaunt of the Day

SARAH HYLAND is the genetic freak you can assume her mother put on hormone suppressing medication to be like an Olympic gymnast all stunted growth and shit so that she looks young forever…and can make the family money forever…even when she’s well over 18….you know up on some Mickey Rooney shit…that’s just weird to look at, especially when the fashion magazine she is doing an editorial shoot for, plays up on the fact that she looks 12 years old, and makes her pose with dolls like shit’s a fucking fetish shoot, when I guess it is, and more importantly, when I guess the only people buying Sarah Hyland magazines are pervert fetishists looking for more of this shit…either way…weird as fuck

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