There’s something glorious about seeing an ancient Chinese proverb in action…when your neighbor films…drop your pants and moon him…even if you’re 1000 years old…it’s the buddhist way…would you like some egg roll with that? I would.
Posted in:Videos
2014
12
Feb
There’s something glorious about seeing an ancient Chinese proverb in action…when your neighbor films…drop your pants and moon him…even if you’re 1000 years old…it’s the buddhist way…would you like some egg roll with that? I would.
Posted in:Videos
2014
12
Feb
Nicki Minaj and all her thickness may be a total fucking marketing scam / publicity generating stunt of an “artist” who they found in acting school and packaged…you know as hip hop as Drake…or Miley…who they just packaged and threw into the mix…put a lot of money behind because investing in actual street kids is risky…
Well, it seems she’s seeking some level of authenticity, doing the Rihanna, posting slutty pics and I’m into it…
Posted in:Nicki Minaj
2014
12
Feb
There are a few interesting things going on in this video…but unfortunately, none of them are of a woman complaining about her yeast infection inserting the Frozen Yogurt tampon she made in her vagina…
But seeing her talk about it, is pretty fucking awkward…
The highlight…is when she says she doesn’t have a raging yeast infection…no wait, when she tells you she should have put a maxi pad in…no wait when she says it melts quit and escapes quit…
Weird…but not as weird as the time I got a yeast infection from a girl…I fucked who had a yeast infection…so it happened…and I filled a condom up with yogurt…and stuck my dick in it for the day…
Maybe this girl is my soulmate…even though I’m more into girls who pretend they don’t have yeast infections
Thanks FOETUS
Posted in:Videos
2014
12
Feb
I guess this is for a shoot – or just another cry for attention – but whatever it is – it’s Rihanna topless on the internet strategically for her fans – even though she would get just as much love clothed…it’s to feel good in her empty sad daddy issue always feeling inadequate even after making it soul …that’s it..
Posted in:Rihanna
2014
12
Feb
The pictures of Ireland Baldwin are what got me in trouble with the god lady earlier today…reminding us that if God was one of us…just a slob like one of us..he’d be really fucking annoying…and he would make me question the existence of God because why would god choose such an idiot to be his ambassador…
Basically, I wrote…what a great window on your dress, I appreciate the view, because like every creepy guy looking at an 18 year old’s instagrams, I do it for the tits…
The fact is…proven by this video…the youth is so far gone and corrupted that the Jesus folk need to focus less on me…and just join the fucking party…
Here are the pics…
Posted in:Ireland Baldwin
2014
12
Feb
It’s an interesting dynamic when a jesus freak comes at you for no reason other than anger deep in her soul about pictures you post of girls…not because my name is Jesus making the whole thing even funnier…but because I like to think I am celebrating all that is good in the world, while calling out all that is bad, but I guess Religious people don’t get it…
They think models, in underwear being awesome, is something that should be taken out back and shot…by her oppressive husband who works at her oppressive church…
I like to think what I do is liberating, and what she does is uneducated, ignorant, and proven false by science…which if anything makes her come across as a lunatic imagining things…rather than a prophet…
These are the same people watching Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 – Backdoor and More books…because they believe she can be saved…and they are the same people buying LeAnn Rimes CDs because they are only learning the internet now…
The scary thing is that there are more people like her in the world…than like me…and they are the ones voting because they have nothing else to do…scary…and really it’s negative and misguided energy that if there was a god…he wouldn’t be happy his congregation was made up by dumb inbred hicks…but rather the great minds and philosopher, but more importantly tits in the world….
These people…confuse me. I used to see them protesting outside sex shops…spending their day at it…why? What the fuck does that accomplish…idiots.
Here is a half naked girl I’m celebrating…in her bikini at the beach…looking fit an awesome because that’s so fucking blasphemous…
Here are some morning links….
Richard Simmons Does the Bruce Jenner
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Forever Alone Valentine’s Gifts
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IF Star Wars Existed in an 80s High School
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The Many Faces of Guilty Dogs
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20 Photos of People in Subways
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Abbie Cornish Nipples
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Pics from the Stanley Kubrick Exhibit
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Bieber’s new Instagram GF
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Big Breasted Blonde
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
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Punk Tattooed Naked Chick
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Loser Cross Country Skier
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Corgi Can’t Handle Play Time
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Khloe Kardashian and The Game Creep Me Out
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Taylor Swift Banjo Diddle
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Tom Brokaw Has Cancer
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Someone is Selling a Haunted Subaru on Craigslist
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A Bunch of Cute Girls
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Top 10 Shirley Temple Was a Babe Pics
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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 – Backdoor and More Exclusive
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
12
Feb
I think it was the highlight of her career, if not her life…probably more important than having her child, who if she actually cared about, would probably not be participating in unprotected sex with male pornstars, but doesn’t care about that…it’s about Farrah and all the attention she can get directed her way…and what’s not to love about that….
That’s probably why she’s releasing another one…Farrah 2 – Backdoor and more…and we have the exclusive….
Sure it could be footage from the first shoot she signed off on in May, not knowing there were more movies to come, but it is safe to say she is all about this, because otherwise it wouldn’t be happening…she’d be back home, working a normal job, being a normal mom…but I am so glad that she is not….
I guess her aspiring TV Series dreams like she was a Kardashian didn’t pan out so well with her sex tape, that just lead to doing more porn…and love her or hate her and everything her not so wholesome nymphomaniac publicity seeking ass is all about…I am just just I get to see her publicity seeking ass….getting fucked.
It may not be a leaked tape, it may not be an authentic, but it shows the world the kind of girl she is…now that we’ve already seen her backdoored and squirting…very little is left….but apparently there’s more…because she’s got all the fucking moves and she fucking loves it….but not nearly as much as I do….
She’s fame hungry, or just cock hungry, or just money hungry. Maybe she likes to to fuck on camera. Maybe this is her dream. I’m not a fucking therapist. I don’t care what this does to her or her families life, I mean the damage is already done…might as well keep going down this path, especially when built lil this.
I worry that she’s sabotaged herself, that she’s been over exposed…that no one will care about seeing her fuck, but then seeing her actually exposed, fucking like a machine, doing such a good porno job of it, I realize…this is her calling…this is her talent that and it is perfect…it makes me realize none of that bullshit that surrounds her actually matters as long as she’s just fucking perfectly…and she is…
I am sure she’s not the first teen mom to get into porn, if anything she did it the right way…and watching her…convinces me of that…and will convince you…
The union of a man and woman shouldn’t be a sacred thing, at least not when being filmed on a sex swing. This is hot and I generally can’t stand porn…
Good job Farrah…I bow down to your hustle…it’s a good one…If you’re not sold on how awesome she is yet….BACKDOOR AND MORE PEOPLE…BACKDOOR AND MORE….
Thanks VIVID.com for making all our dreams come true this morning!
Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Sex Tape|stepEXCLUSIVE|Teen Mom
2014
11
Feb
Sometimes I accidentally send messages to the girl who works at Starbucks that I added on Facebook that I want to cum inside her…and sometimes that makes it pretty fucking awkward to order coffee at Starbucks…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Top 10 Shirley Temple was a Babe
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Billy Ray Cyrus – Hip Hop Achy Breaky – Wow
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Anastasia Ashley’s Dirty Sand Covered Ass – What a Slob….
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Brenda Song Does the LuLu Lemons
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Jessi Marie is Pretty Fucking Slutty
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Everything You Need to See from NYFW
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Kate Beckinsale – Pussy Definition in Leggings
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Strange Mannequins…
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I Want to Anal Reese Witherspoon Prison Styles
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Paris Hilton Nipple Like she was a Porn Chick
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Funny Jeep Incident
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Singer Gets Electrocuted on Stage
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See Naked Slutty Girls
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Julia Robert’s Half Sister Died of a Drug Overdose…
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Can a Brother Get Some McNuggets…
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Luisa Zissman in Lingerie
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35 Butts of the 2014 Olympics
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How to Shave your Balls…
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Lauren Faiers Hot in Some Lad Mag
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Some Underboob
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Crazy Dash Cam Almost Accident…
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World War 1 in 6 Minutes
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Canadians Get Canadian Beer if You are Canadian at the Olympics…
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Fuck That Wet Ass. Fuck It Good
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Top 10 Johnny Weir is Freak
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I love this Sam Jackson Mistaken for Laurence Fishurne Clip
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Irina Shayk is the Russian Model
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Camille Rowe Lingerie
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5 Super Model Instagrams
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Miley Thinks Her Tour is Educational
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Tight Camel Toe Courtesy Of Anne Hathaway
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Nina Dobrev at a Bar!
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Kate Mara Kinda Topless in Some Mag
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WATCHED enough porn? Get a private XXX fantasy date – ? GO
15 Puppies and Babies…
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Bob Costas Got shit in his Eye
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For Valentine’s Day – Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Amateur Lesbians
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Girl Fucks a Sex Doll
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Blonde Gets a Bikini Wax
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Dirty Old Lesbians Doing Fetish Stuff
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Post Your Favorite Nude Scene
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Girl Squirts on a Table
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Fatty With Huge Tits in the Bathroom
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No Pants at the Office
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Shittiest Foot Fetish Video Ever
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Sarah Randall Pulls out Her Tits
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
11
Feb
We got our hands on an amazing couples game called XXXopoly and we did the only that made sense…we had our stepGIRLS…and play the game for us.
XXXopoly is a play on Monopoly, only far more sexual than buying Boardwalk or Park Place…this game is designed for two to play…and part of the game is instructions on moves that get hot and heavy…that this one with our stepGIRLS…
The game can be a lot of fun, whether with your lover, a prude wife you hate, or more importantly…girls you invite over who don’t have Valentine’s dates and are ready to throw down, but need to motivation or catalyst that is you…and XXXopoly is your harmless, fun, tool to get you there…awesome.
GET THIS GAME TO HAVE EROTIC FUN CLICK HERE
Come back tomorrow for the next pic and Erotic Chest in this series….
Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVES|stepHOLIDAY
2014
11
Feb
Brooklyn Decker was always a model I considered the Kate Upton of her generation. You know all american, retarded looking with a awkward body and big tits that the average man just loved because she didn’t like like his toothless 400 pound wife who worked at walmart…
She was the Vagina that Sports Illustrated built and gave to Andy Roddick…
And now she dances…as retarded looking as her face suggest and I have a feeling you like seeing her being silly…for attention..hoping to secure her place for a few more years before baby making…
I guess what it comes down to is at least she’s not fat…and at least she’s having fun…living the rich girl life..while we all suck at life…right.
Posted in:Brooklyn Decker