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2013

10

Apr

LOLZ of the Day

Todays LOLZ of the day is courtesy of Google Streetview.

It features an Australian couple fucking on a BMW, while dude drinks a beer, on the side of the highway, because Australians are a lot of fun, and shit got captured as she waved.

I’ve been saying that between google, with most searches being for “Porn, Pussy, Sex, Vagina”, youtube a google owned property with fetish videos like “Pantyhose toe sucking, bikini squats, etc”, and now google streetview, the shit is the biggest publicly traded porn company around. Not to mention, huge corporations advertise next to their underbelly of SMUT.

What it comes down to is that while google represents the hypocrisy of big business, Australia remains fucking awesome.

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

10

Apr

Abbey Clancy Strategic Nudity for Hunger Magazine of the Day

Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer and has a kid with him, which pretty much means she’s got her retirement already lined up, and that she doesn’t have to work, like other real Housewives, but in efforts to feel like she’s achieving something, while getting as much male attention as she can get, she decides to model naked. Not for the money people, she’s already rich and doesn’t need it. She models naked because she loves being asked to be naked on camera, it makes her feel desirable, while her husband is on the road gang banging groupies.

Don’t get me wrong, I love all women who model naked, under any and all circumstances, it just makes me laugh when they do it, even when they don’t have to, because they have money and everything they want. I’m talking the villas, the mansions, the luxury cars and her only doing it cuz for the love of being asked to be naked, to feel like her mom body still has it, and that emptiness deep inside them that needs filling, ideally with cock, is better than seeing her awesome body.

Posted in:Abbey Clancy

2013

10

Apr

Christina Milian Modeling Bikinis of the Day

I find it kinda funny, especially after seeing CHRISTINA MILIAN’S FAT SLOPPY CELLULITE RIDDEN MOM ASS IN A BIKINI , that any brand, even the lowest level brand that is probably owned by one of her friends, calling on her celebrity as a favor, because it will help launch his collection of bikinis, would ask her to be one of their models, but then I am reminded there is photoshop and really when touched up, this Christina Milian has a bit of sex appeal, it’s not like Roseanne or Precious’ best friend asking them for a favor to model half naked to help get the name out there, although part of me wishes it was, you see precious in a bikini or lingerie, as scary as it might be, would be fucking comedy gold.

Here’s Milian, bikini-ing.

Posted in:Christina Milian

2013

10

Apr

AnnaSophia Robb in Seventeen of the Day

AnnaSophia Robb must be making some moves. Her name has been popping up a lot lately. I remember trying to jerk off to her bikini body in Soul Surfer, where she played that surf bitch who lost her arm in some Jesus loving pile of shit, but now it turns out that she’s in something even worse, the prequel to Sex and the City, called the Carrie Diaries, because Hollywood likes milking ideas, like I like milking pregnant women, with my mouth while deep in their asses. Seriously, I can only imagine it being a pile of shit, banking on the success of the other show, but can only hope there are a lot of nude pics, cuz this AnnaSophia and her hybrid jacked up name, is cute as fuck, and I’m ready to watch her simulate sex.


TO SEE HER IN A MORE ARTISTIC SHOOT FROM ANOTHER MAGAZINE
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:AnnaSophia Robb

2013

10

Apr

Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie of the Day

Helen Flanagan has a stupid fucking tattoo. I am guessing she’s a Megan Fox fan, or just some pile of trash who landed work on a Soap Opera, but who is instead modeling half naked, cuz her tits are built for that, but that is still a totally backwards career move, that can only be explained by not being explained, cuz all that matters is staring at this fucking body, who cares about why she’s got that tattoo, or why she’s in underwear, just take in her busty glory and has all her teeth, something that makes her top quality in the UK, cuz usually you get one or the other when it comes to their fuckable bitches.

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

10

Apr

Candice Swanepoel for MUSE last Year of the Day

Last summer, CANDICE SWANEPOEL DID A NUDE PHOTOSHOOT FOR MUSE MAGAZINE and it was pretty fantastic.

5 Days Ago, the guy who shot the video of the shoot put up the video to his VIMEO Page.

Just Now, I posted it, because I think Candice Swanepoel, at least in pictures, is a delicate and beautiful flower I want to care for and water with my dick, because in person, she’s probably 6 foot 6, with a clit the size of my dick, but in front of the camera, this bitch has good features.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

10

Apr

Diane Kruger is Hot and Pantsless for S Moda of the Day

Diane Kruger is pushing 40, is married to some dude from Dawson’s Creek, and continues to look hot pantsless in fashion photoshoots, reminding us that maybe some of that WWII human testing and experimenting on creating a superior aryan race trickled through the cracks of their system, leading to ancestors of those human experiments still walking the streets….because this shit does not look 40.

The other nice thing about Diane Kruger, is that being from Germany, she probably likes being shit on.

Too bad her child star from a shitty show is probably too much of a bitch to bring it.

Posted in:Diane Kruger

2013

10

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Talks Rehab with Letterman of the Day

David Letterman asked Lindsay Lohan about rehab, because I guess he’s at the stage in his career where he doesn’t have to walk on eggshells and avoid questions the publicists outline that he can’t ask when agreeing to do his show, because he’s David Letterman, and it’s his fucking show. Not that Lohan has a publicist, I mean she’s pretty much at the bottom of the barrel, but I still think she’s fantastic, just not quite as fantastic as Letterman taking her to an uncomfortable place, and not pulling back, until he saw he wasn’t getting anymore out of her. I would have been a little happier if this ended in a cocaine fueled fit of rage, with chairs thrown, hair pulled, security called, but everyone kept their composure, even if you can see the war going on in Lohan’s head as she deals.

She’s the best.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

10

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Bar hopping from dive to dive is a lot less glamorous than club hopping like some kind of socialite scenester with a limo who needs to make an appearance at all the hot spots, but I did meet some lowlifes, a white chick dressed like a muslim, a Rasta who was trying to teach me how to dancehall dance and a 60 year old country singer who I think I may have made out with, and a girl who thought we were twins separated at birth because we had the same birthday who invited me over to shave her beard, and 4 dudes in 1 stall doing K…..

Here are some morning links….

Rihanna’s Awesome Pussy Grab
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Michelle Williams is Disgusting – NO Wonder Homosexual Heath Ledger Came In her Asshole That Turned Out to Be Her Cunt
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I Want to Fuck Diane Kruger
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Cat Waves At Its Reflection
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A Cop Sleeping on the Job
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Import Model of the Day
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Dog Tries to Catch Baseball on TV
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Some Car Landing a Jump Badly
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Spring Break BikinI Dance Fail
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

You know I got really close to fucking this really hot bitch in uniform in the private jet today….or as close as I am ever going to get….provided you consider at fat white trash janitor a really hot bitch and if you consider the back alley behind the diner bus station she was mopping a private jet….and more importantly if you think thinking about fucking is close to fucking…

In conclusion, fantasy is better than real life. Real life is just depressing.

Here are some amazing stepLINKS for you to rub all over your naked body…

The Mischa Barton Monster
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Guess Who is Fucking Charlize Theron
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Brooklyn Decker Hot in Women’s Health
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Man Helps a Theif
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Cameron Diaz Hot Old Ass in Leggings
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Thandie Newton Showing Nipple in Rogue
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday!
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Crystal Graziano Does Cosplay
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Her Name is Caitlin Wynters and She’s Modeling in Underwear
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This is the Single Worst Shoot of Kelly Brook Ever – I Guess Easy Living Didn’t Get the Memo that Kelly Brook is Easy
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Who’d You Rather Fuck?
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How Animals Eat Their Food Video
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Jenna Dewan Pregnant Bikini Pics for Glamour – Celebrating Getting Knocked Up By Someone More Famous than Her
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Taylor Swift Boring in Wonderland Magazine
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A Bunch of Pics of Girls With ARched Backs
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A Clever Raccoon
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Scarlett Johansson is So Fucking Boring for Marie Calire
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You May Want to Fuck Paula PAtton
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Instagramming People’s Food Prank
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The Eva Longoria Nipple Slip
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Arm Wrestling Sore Loser
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Twin Sisters Separated at Birth Find Each Other
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Game of Thrones Cello Cover
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Amanda Bynes Smoking Weed While Walkin
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Selena Gomez Lookin’ Shitty in a Bikini
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Sore Loser Arm Wrestler!
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Her Name is Wendy Westgate and She’s Got Great Tits
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Huge Asian Boobs
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Hydroplane Faceplant
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A Whole Lot of Rita Ora in a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde Cockburn Walking
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The 23 Hottest Kristen Stewart Pics
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Titties From a Girls’ POV
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Eva Longoria And Her Pointy Bikini Nipple Slip
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Kate Moss Hard Nipples Shopping
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Jessica Simpson’s Mom Wanted to Murder Suicide
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A Bunch of Girls with Ridiculous Eyes
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Hot Kristen Stewart Pic of the Day
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Cat Loves the Subwoofer
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Busty Chick Filmed on teh Beach
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Awesome Upskirt Compilation
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Video of a Girl Making Herself Cum
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Gallery of Beef Curtains
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Pregnant Chick Gives a Cam Show
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A Girl’s Homemade Video – With Double Penetration
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
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