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2013

04

Feb

Sara Sampaio in Some Lingerie Catalog Shots of the Day

This Sara Sampaio is obviously the replacement for Adriana Lima reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again….

She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and I am a fan….even in shitty Catalog shots…

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2013

04

Feb

Brittany Mason for Esquire Me In My Place of the Day

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Brittany Mason is some nobody, Miss Indiana 2008, that manaaged to get shot in her place in her underwear for Esquire…in what looks like an amateur softcore porn shoot….supported by mainstream advertising…those sleazy fucks….

In doing this shoot she also decided to show off her great ass and more importantly her vagina definition…making her worth staring at….

She’s been in Sports Illustrated, some other shit, she’s American and a B-Cup and if you look at these pics, you’ll know exactly what her twat looks like…and that’s something you all need in your life….cuz I figure every girl should introduce herself to the world like that…

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2013

04

Feb

Morena Baccarin for March GQ UK of the Day

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Morena Baccarin is some socially awkward nerd icon…from being in some socially awkward nerd show called Firefly to being in some socially awkward movie called Serenity….to being in a movie called Stargate….and then V and now Homeland…it’s like so much sperm has been spilled for this babe….and now she’s in GQ UK…wearing her bra…like some kind of harlot….and you know you like it….cuz Brazilian girls, even their trannies, do it better….even when they are married….

Here are the pics.

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2013

04

Feb

Mackayla Maroney Gymnast Bikini of the Day

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It makes me uncomfortable that all the gossip blogs and men’s sites post Mackayla Maroney bikini pics…she’s only 17…and when watching her KEEK video…it’s safe to say that’s way fucking younger than it may seem….she might as well be 12 in this shit….maybe because of her OLYMPIC GYMNAST HORMONE THERAPY…..or maybe 17 is just fucking young….so for those of you who are into her bikini pics…cuz you figure if she’s old enough to represent your country at war…in the Olympics than she’s old enough to stare at….and you know she knows the creeps are following her…and you know she loves the attention…cuz all pro athletes or olympic athletes…from the swim team to the track team….get nasty while on the road…seriously pregnancy scares all day….everyday

Here’s the pic…that I feel uncomfortable posting but I am posting anyway.

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2013

04

Feb

Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day Campaign of the Day

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Barbara Palvin, Lily Aldridge, and Behati Prinsloo are doing the Victoria’s Secret Hustle….this time they are half naked for Valentine’s Day…because it is the second biggest time of the year for them in terms of sales..so they need to bring out the big guns….you know cuz what else do you buy the woman you fuck or want to fuck on the most romantic man made day of the year….but some bra and panties to put em in so you can imagine they look like this when really they don’t….in a “you sure don’t make those panties look like they did in the store when I bought them, if anything you look like an overstuffed sausage, but today is the day of love and I’ll do my best to pretend you aren’t a pig of a woman I married….but instead a bikini model I’m having an illicit affair with”….you know how it is…..here are the aspirational pics…not that you actually have anyone to fuck on Valentines Day you lonely loser…but if you’re smart you’ll hit the bars cuz every girl who is alone on Valentines Day will throw down with their expectations and standards totally dropped….making for a holiday…although created to stimulate the economy….something I can endorse…

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2013

04

Feb

Miley Cyrus is Fun on Social Media of the Day

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Miley Cyrus may live a ridiculous sheltered existence where she can’t really leave her house or do normal things….like go to the movies, bike rides, dance parties…but she has all this money that allows her to bring the party to her….as she locks herself away in her castle…and gives us a glimpse into her wild and crazy life that remind us why all these celebs turn to drugs…cuz not being able to leave your house…unless you’re an anti social like me….seems fucking boring…

And as long as she’s wearing low cut shirts and high waisted leggings in her boredom…putting her ass out there out of boredom…it is fun for me cuz I think Miley’s a total babe.

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2013

04

Feb

Emily Didonato & Lily Aldridge in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I don’t know if this is some model war shit…you know where they are pinned up against each other dressed in some lingerie under some sophisticated outfits they are being classic sexy in….in efforts to show off who is more sexy and who is the better one for the public’s affection….but I do know it is shot by Terry Richardson and is starring Emily Didonato a model I don’t think I’ve ever heard of and Lily Aldridge the Victoria’s Secret angel who used to do Tampax ads….but more importantly…I know they are battling…even if it is unofficial…and I know they are both lookin at these pics…trying to figure out who looks better….cuz girls are catty and competitive…and I guess that’s a good thing…cuz it makes them try harder…and as far as I’m concerned…they both look good to me.

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2013

04

Feb

Lana Del Rey for Numero of the Day

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I have never found Lana Del Rey all that hot…I mean she’s a whole lot of smoke and mirrors and post production…but I can’t really hate what she’s doing…her songs are not shit…her image isn’t all that bad…even if it’s fake or set up for the media….a packaged fucking good that has been marketed properly thanks to her daddy’s money…maybe…but it worked…people ate it up and to hate is just useless partially cuz she doesn’t know who I am…so my opinion is irrelevant…but more importantly….who fucking cares if she’s legit or not…she is making money, living the good life, and is not overly offensive about it…especially when she’s modeling in magazines showing a little tit…a little topless…I have no choice but to be a fan…

To hate someone doing this climb to the top right goes against my life philosophy of hating people who don’t deserve this fame thing….her product is good and now she’s starting to look good…making all this good…..someone get me a thesaurus.

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2013

04

Feb

Kelly Brook Ass Cheeks in Shorts on Set of the Day

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Kelly Brook is the new Katie Price…a Glamour model with retarded huge tits and a dream…who has managed to leverage those tits into unwanted pregnancy, some acting gigs and a clothing line….a clothing line she’s taking pics of in Miami…..showing a little ass cheek…cuz when you build your empire on being a slut…you gotta stay true to your roots…it’s what we expect of you….

Check out her cellulite….

Yummy…..it’s actually not as bad as I thought her estrogen filled legs would be… you know cuz based on her tits…I assumed she’d be a pile of sloppy….I guess she’s been planning this shoot a few months and thus starving herself….but dimples are still fun to point out…even if all you girls claim all girls have cellulite…I think it’s a conspiracy to allow yourselves to eat cake…cuz bitches love cake…

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2013

04

Feb

Nina Agdal’s Carl’s Jr Ad of the Day

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Here’s SI’s latest and greates star they are building up to be the next Kate Upton / Brooklyn Decker / girl who doesn’t really deserve to be the next big thing in bikini modeling…but who has a good PR team or athlete boyfriend to be the next big thing in Bikini modeling…and I have a love hate relationship with her..mainly cuz she reminds me of this Downs Syndrome girl I used to have sex with cuz no one wanted to have sex with her and I am a charitable guy who understands a woman’s needs….you see cuz Nina Adgal’s face is a little corky…but that body is outrageous…but not as outrageous as the fact that Youtube hasn’t pulled this video for being inappropraite..cuz topless chicks in skimpy clothes straight fucking a burger….would get my account deleted…but I guess I’m not Hardees/Carls Jr…one of the companies straight killing the American public….

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