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2012

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Dec

Bar Refaeli Exploits Christmas for Financial Gain of the Day

Jewish Entrepreneur and set of ridiculous tits that were once mainstream and celebrated when they were being titty fucked by Leonardo DiCaprio and paid by Victoria’s Secret….has strategically turned herself into a brand of underwear….underwear that she models exclusively…even though she’s kinda thick now….more than ever….

Like most Jewish Entrepreneurs, she’s decide to make a Chirstmas video to promote her underwear, by dressing up like Santa, walking around then stripping, which luckily works for me, because I know Christmas is actually a Jewish Holiday and Channukah is just an excuse to strategize on how to manipulate all the non-jews to go into debt gifting each other like idiots….

Look into it…every since Jesus, Christmas has been Jewish…

That said, check our Jewish VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE

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2012

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Julianne Hough is Mean and Angry cuz she’s Chunky in a Bikini of the Day

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Julianne Hough is so mad…

I guess Ryan Seacrest isn’t fucking her with the prosthetic penis he puts on when she makes him fuck him as they watch gay porn so he can stay into it….

That would explain why she’s turned to emotional eating…and why she’s hiding her dancing body…that has fallen off…a hell of a lot more than a pregnancy would…

I mean this girl’s got fat thighs and cankles, how does that make any fucking sense, when her whole purpose is to dance.

Is it possible that Ryan Seacrest took this hetero lie to the next level of truth and decided to breed? I thought he was just a clone body for Dick Clark’s brain, I can’t imagine they made him with procreation capabilities…

I mean I just assumed he was built with no genitals, like the giant Ken Doll him imitates everyday of his fucking life….

Either way….pics of a rude cunt being cunty….

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2012

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Dec

Kate Upton is the Worst for Germany of the Day

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I POSTED THE VIDEO THAT GOES WITH THESE PICS A COUPLE EEKS AGO ….

More importantly, I have fucked hotter girls, with better bodies, than Kate Upton….and more than just once…and I am not just saying that…it’s the fucking truth…and that is probably why I find her hype…nothing but hype…

She’s a chunky pig face fat girl in training…who I am pretty sure is gonna fall off eventually…when people she decided to go pro in her fatness….you know and really commit to her overreating and laziness that at 19 is not offensive, just a little sloppy, but by 25 will be a nightmare, I’m talking 3 am, bar is closed betty you are too ashamed to tell your friends about, even if she was once the 2012 great Kate Upton that no one will remember by 2017, cuz shits about to fall apart fast…

I mean she’s already doing the obscure foreign market magazines, it’s just a matter of time before everyone forgets she exists and focus on actual babes with actual hot bodies…and faces that don’t smell like bacon…like Emily Ratajkowski ….you know so Kate Upton can turn to titty fetish porn where she belongs.

Kate Upton is just a fad, like Hypercolor T-Shirts, Lady Gaga and all the other horrible fads people got rich off of for the minute it lasted…

True fucking story.

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2012

14

Dec

Olga Kurylenko Boring in Blackbook of the Day

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People like Olga Kurylenko….

I like that she marries different people for citizenship in different countries so that she can work and become the famous actress she always wanted to be growing up in some cinderblock one bedroom apartment in the heart of communism….

It’s almost like she’s a male order bride, only she’s her own agent and doesn’t need low level website or the mob to really help her find fake love for personal gain….

I just kinda wish that like most USSR babes, she was getting more naked in these pictures, but I guess she’s won and got to the point where she doesn’t have to.

Cuz I’ve seen interviews with some of these women forced to work brothels, and despite acting like they like being put on display and fucked by strangers at 18 years old…they really don’t…and prefer to be clothed…and working legitimate careers…

I guess Olga Kurylenko defied all odds and has made it…cuz now she’s in magazines…instead of the bread line…

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2012

14

Dec

Candice Swanepoel and Maryna Linchuk are Bikini Models of the Day

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Candice Swanepoe and Maryna Linchuk are modeling for Victoria’s Secret, because they are both probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, you know third world babes who signed their life away for the dream, and I am okay with that, cuz I dig their tall, fit, half nakedness….and that’s why I follow them on instagram…where I leave comments like

Wow, you should look into becoming a model

Cuz their fans get so angry that I don’t know who they are…when in fact I do know who they are…as I have had sex with both of them…at the same time…in my mind…thanks to these pics they’ve posted to social media….and by “they”…i mean the marketing staff at Victoria’s Secret…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Maryna Linchuk

2012

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Dec

Claudia Romani is Fun in a Bikini of the Day

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Claudia Romani is a virtual unknown to me….but I love her fucking ass…I feel like it may be my soul mate…that we have spent eternity together…fighting for our freedom….meeting obstacles and conflict…but always finding each other….even from across the world….me and this ass are meant to be together…whether Claudia Romani is involved or not….nothing is going to get between me and this ass…and I see us having a double wedding, Claudia and her Rich and Famous boyfriend….and me and her fucking ass….Together we will inspire the next american love story, even though neither of us are american….

I’ve never heard of her, apparently she lives in Miami, so this bikini in Miami thing is kinda common, and I guess we can thank Jesus for that…it’s a fucking CHRISTMAS MIRACLE ….

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2012

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Dec

Amanda Bynes Does Instagram Right of the Day

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You know what I like? Amanda Bynes….

Child star who has fallen off and lost her mind like every fucking child star…..Drug addicted, unstable, long legged, reckless driving angel….all posting cleavage to instagram…cleavage that I’d rather be a spread vagina….but I guess she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet, she just kinda seems like she had, but we have a few more feet to get…and luckily…I generally take what I can get..so this cleavage is good enough for me…even if I have no idea if it is actually hers or just a pic she posted of someone else…and really…it doesn’t matter…cuz like all girls I fuck from behind…they can virtually be anyone my imagination makes them….

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2012

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Dec

Sarah Harding Flashing her Panties of the Day

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Sarah Harding is some fabricated popstar from the UK….who no one really cares about….and who is pulling the Anne Hathaway in hopes of people noticing she still exists…you know cuz she’s the implant rockin’ skinny chick who was performing on stage, with equal exposure to prison tatted up, soccer star marrying, Cheryl Cole, but for some reason the public didn’t choose her to be on TV and to have a solo career, and to be the superstar her friend became….virtually leaving her nothing more than a bottom feeding reality star….hanging on as hard as she can…

This isn’t the first flashing stunt she’s done, I have a SARAH HARDING ARCHIVE that would be deemed sad, if I wasn’t such a pervert and into this kind of thing…especially since she’s skinny and busty…

That said, if she really wants to get noticed, next time she should try less panties…

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2012

14

Dec

Kristen Stewart’s Outfit of the Day

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Interesting….

which is saying a lot for Kirsten Stewart…who usually has the personality of a MONKEY SPANKER ….

I mean seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever said she’s interesting…even when promoting her tits in On the Road as she tries to re-invent herself … and I love when girls re-invent themselves by showing their tits…

I didn’t care about her fake relationship, her fake cheating, her fake incest with her dad….all if it was sooo boring…because she’s dull and even insane, outrageous, futuristic space dresses don’t change that fact…

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2012

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