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2012

12

Jul

Hayden Panettiere’s Fake Tits at the ESPY Awards of the Day


The highlight of the ESPY awards was Hayden Panettiere bringing out her implants that she got to balance out her broad shoulders that prior to being balanced out made her look like a boxing midget ready to do some novelty act at a bachelor party, you know starting with shooting hot dogs out of her twat and ending with the groom in a headlock between her thighs while all his friends laugh at his humiliation, or doing whatever else midgets with muscles do….

I generally hate fake tits but you know sometimes they save shitty tits, and sometimes they make tranny pros less homo to get blowjobs from.


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Bonus: Maria Sharapova Was Also There
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2012

12

Jul

Lindsay Wixson, Sui He, Jasmine Tookes and Elza Luijendijk in Bikinis for Numero of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to fashion photoshoots since the 80s, not because I am into fashion, but because fashion into nudity in some ironic, we’re fucking artists, these are models not strippers, kind of way, that luckily doesn’t involve fat chicks, helps instill negative body images in girls, and is an all round solid multi billion dollar industry, filled with sweatshops, exploitation and most importantly, glamourous hot pussy other pussy grows up to and aspires to be….

So here are some models in bikinis….for Numero….

Posted in:Elza Luijendijk|Jasmine Tookes|Lindsay Wixson|Sui He

2012

12

Jul

Karolina Kurkova’s Ass Flash on Set of the Day

Karolina Kurkova On Set Panty Flash

Karolina Kurkova On Set Panty Flash 2

Karolina Kurkova is some hotness…who was at one point humiliated on national TV during a Victoria’s Secret shoot, because the dress they fitted to her didn’t fit her anymore, cuz she had got fat….but like good old school bullying, and threats from her people and Victoria’s Secret that there’s no room for a size 27 jean in their panty catalog, she faked a thyroid issue and stopped eating shitty foods, only to bring it all back to her size 24 goodness….and let this be inspiration to you fat bitches in your size 27 jeans, it is never too late to be a size 24….and let this be a reminder to dudes to always tell chicks they are fat so they don’t get complacent or comfortable with their bodies….negative body images makes for beter sex and hotter bitches….

Here is Karolina Kurkova, amazing on set, flashing ass cuz she knows I like it.


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Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2012

12

Jul

Paulina Gretzky’s Fake Brat Tits in a Bikini for Twittter of the Day

Paulina Gretzky is some athlete’s daughter who is probably raised horribly because her dad was some new money hockey star who all the puck sluts wanted to fuck…who was always on the road, too bust for his little girl….and her mom probably some “aspiring models (read: stripper)”, who bagged herself a hockey player and got to live the good life as long as she pumped out some kids, who she would raise in her stripper image, to not be fat and to get breast implants, especially if they want to keep busy and make a name for themselves on their own in the entertainment world, you know cuz you don’t get Daddy’s inheritance til he’s dead and we gotta make you learn responsibility by getting you jobs via your last name and family friends….
and that is why she’s amazing.

Here she is on set of Grown Ups 2 cuz Grown Ups 1 wasn’t bad enough and Adam Sandler likes making money….rocking a bikini like it’s her job…cuz I gues it kinda is, at least she thinks it is and that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Paulina Gretsky

2012

12

Jul

Emmy Rossum Shitty Twitter Bikini Pics

I’ve been blocked by Emmy Rossum on Facebook / Instagram and Twitter, for sending her really passionate love letters and love song lyrics that may even seem threatening if you’re not really a romantic and if you don’t believe in a passion so deep that you’d rather not be alive…not that I actually think Emmy Rossum is hot, I just talk to all girls like that, for entertainment purposes and for their vaginas, so I have no idea when these picures were taken, I just know she’s in a bikini, average at best, and someone you can waste your time on more efficiently by watching her nudity for tv…. instead of this one-piece bathing suit, hipster trash. I can’t stand this bitch.

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2012

12

Jul

Breastfeeding Picture of the Day

I have a thing for bitches who breast feed in public, cuz they are usually on some feminist mission to prove some kind of point that breast feeding is natural and should be a human right, while I get to see titties for fucking free, and more importantly, milk filled titties that I normally would never see cuz they are suburban wives who don’t talk to my kind….It is the kind of shit that I sing love songs to myself while tending to my erection through my pocket, the natural process of life from mother to child is so erotic, so long as she keeps her vagina in her pants and I don’t have to deal with that stiched up mess…..

Someone sent this into me, and it made my day, so I decided to share it with you, cuz to some of us, these feminist hippie bitches on a mission to get breast feeding pics legal on Facebook in werd coilitions, are the only tits you get to see whne you leave your house…

Posted in:NSFW|Photos

2012

12

Jul

Evan Rachel Wood Gets Her Nose Pierced of the Day

Are those cries of pain or pleasure. The same sounds she made when Marilyn Manson was discussing his role as Paul from the Wonder Years while deep in her asshole with some cryptic vampire tool in efforts to make his bullshit seem more authentic, or are they the sounds she learned from Marilyn Manson when he’d take off his costume and stage act and listen to his music, trying to cleanse himself of the lie he’s become with all his money he traded his integrity for….

What it comes down to is that all I know abou Evan Rachel Wood is that she bangned Marilyn Manson…

Oh and she had a nude scene in MILDREd PIERCE and was TOPLESS IN FLAUNT and that she’s getting her nose pierced on the internet in video making cries I could probably climax to….but then again, I can climax to anything.

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood

2012

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is hard to seduce girls on the internet by sending them love songs by Shakira like “Underneath your clothes”….and “I can’t make you love me”….when you’ve never met them in real life, when you have no mutual friends with them, and when you’re wearing a mask and your website is called DrunkenStepfather.com.

I really shot myself in the dick in terms of the seduction train by making this life choice…

Here are some morning links…

Aries Spears Impersonating Snoop Dogg anmd DMX is Too Fucking Funny – VIDEO
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The 15 Sexiest Shots of Every Woman in the New ESPN Body Issue
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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Anchor Woman Brainfart – VIDEO
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If I Had to Guess Ambver Rose’s Addiction I Would Say Eating, But Hey What Do I Know
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Free Cam Shows For Some Thursday Thunder (NSFW)
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Frisky teen plays with her virgin self (NSFW)
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20 Worst Church Sign Fails
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Jenna B is Super Sexy
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

BLACK BEAUTY GOT A GUN

I should be sitting by pools, sipping cocktails, in 5 star hotels withhot bitches in bikinis who smell like candy, or baked good, instead I’m being sweat on my wife who takes up a huge percentage of our sofa, smells like she’s been dead for months, but who isn’t dead, cuz I’m not that lucky….

My life would be better in a prison camp getting raped….and that’s not because I like being raped..despite popular belief – at least based on fan mail like this that I get from fat lesbians:

a sad fat closeted man who spends his life making a shitty website dedicated to judging women’s bodies

It’s that I really don’t like whatever is going on here..

Here are the stepLINKS…I need to get drunk…

Karolina Kurkova Serious Amazing Ass Flash
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I’d Like to Bang Kellan Lutz’s Beard I Mean Girlfriend
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15 Best Pics from ESPN Body Issue
GO ourtney Love is Being Sued for Being Courtney Love
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History of ROck and Roll in Riffs
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50 Books You Should Read Before You Die…If You Can Read
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Lucy Mecklenburgh Hot Tub Bikini Pictures
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Kris Jenner Is Queen Whore
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Sexy Teen Has to Strip and Do Push ups After she Loses Bet (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Teresa Ganzel is the Hot Slut of the Day
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Meet Rita G (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Little More Bearable (NSFW)
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20 Hottest Photos Of Alena Blohm
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The Time The Gorgeous Barbi Twins And Ron Jeremy Almost Stopped A Crazed Killer
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Tawnie is one Hot Blonde (NSFW)
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Amateur Shows Her Tits on the Webcam
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Paulina Gretzky Will Feature in Adam Sandler’s Grown Ups 2
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Nyiama Ran Taking a Shower (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga See Through and Lip Slip in LA! (NSFW)
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Baby Kittens to Warm Your Cold Black Heart – VIDEO
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TRANSFORMING FROM GYMNAST TO STRIPPER
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Maria Fowlers Miniskirt Rips To Reveal Her Bare Ass (NSFW)
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Yeah I’d Bang Kate Walsh
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Bikini-Clad Elle Macpherson Munches On Sea Urchins — Fresh Out Of Water! (PHOTOS)
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Rachel Bilson is Still Looking Bangable
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Caprice is the Stuff Dreams Are Made of
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Girls in Cars – GALLERY (NSFW)
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What You Know About It?: “Incest” India’s Ugly Secret Spills Out In New Series Of Cases! [Video]
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She’s Got Some Long Ass Nipples (NSFW)
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These Sluts Are NOt Camera Shy
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Piano Playing Like You’ve Never Seen On Foreign Reality TV (NSFW)
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WTF is This Chick Wearing
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Sylvie van der Vaart Relaxes Poolside in Marbella, Spain
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Watch Out, She’s a Squirter (NSFW)
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Did Sofia Vergara Almost Marry Tom Cruise Before He Met Katie Holmes?
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Lea Michele is a Dude for Candies
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Some Funny Rap Impersonations
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Danielle Sharp Titties for Some Magazine
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Possible KIm Kardashian Nudes
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Jessica Alba Bikini
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Victoria Pendleton in Her Underwear
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Christine Lakin See Through
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Elizabeth Olsen See Through
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Maria Menounos Cleavage
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Kelly Brook Fatness
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Minka Kelly Booty
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Training Wife to be a Good Lover
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Random Porn Videos
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

11

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Panty Flash of the Day

I haven’t seen one of these in a long time, not a vagina in panties, but Lindsay Lohan’s vagina in panties, mainly becasue no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan, even though she wants us to, otherwise she would have left LA and taken her millions of dollars to live a quiet life in an amazing place at 25, but I guess that wouldn’t have been good enough for this spoiled brat, instead, she decided to stick around, burn through her money, take shitty roles in movies, hang with shitty people, make shitty underwear choices, in just one pile of fucking shit she deservers because she’s an evil, horrible, self absorbed cunt I’d like to get pregnant, or at least try to get herpes from, cuz she’s still Lindsay Lohan and that alone makes her lovely.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan