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2022

12

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I think one of my big life regrets was not being as into cameltoes as I should have been becasue I was introduced to the cameltoe by an obese lunch lady in high school in sweatpants too small because they didn’t make fat lady sizes back then, and all she could do is squeeze the fuck into the elastic band and for whatever reason, it would make me lose my appetite, usually because she’d be picking out her cameltoe when serving me my damn 2 dollar spaghetti lunch….and it set me off for cameltoe hate for far too long until realizing that fat ladies in tight pants cameltoes are not hot chick in tight pant cameltoe since not all cameltoes are created equally and thank god for that…..there are levels to the cameltoe game and lucky for us, it’s trendy for the athleisure wearing hive mind, so pussy through pants is eveywhere and that’s worthy of finding an appreciation for leaving the house after two years of captivity by the demonic overlords!

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2022

12

Oct

Heidi Klum and her Daughter Leni in Lingerie Together of the Day

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This is not the first time a member of the world elite, exploits their daughter to cash in on the tits that I guess crawled out of her cunt like it was Seal’s fist in one of their German domintrix SCAT sex party, but it is possible that it is one of the better times someone as high profile as Heidi Klum, who you know is bought and owned based on the fact that she’s on TV alone, they don’t let rogue people host talent shows, they need people they can control, and thanks to her Nazi Eugenics that made her into the ultimate giant model beta kitten, she’s just programmed to look good and be fun…

Anyway, her daughter that she had before Seal or the tween rocker she is currently married and perverted with has some rocking fucking titties thanks to her Italian rich scamming biological dad, and it’d be a real waste of Heidi didn’t strip her down and bring her midget body to the top of the food chain where it belongs, and doing it as a mother / daughter fetish series is a solid approach to anyone out there who has wanted to fuck a mom and daughter together, or apart, it’s not too late for Heidi, it’s getting there, it’s almost there, but her daughter’s monster tits are a solid passing of the torch…..

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2022

12

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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As corny as weed activism is, I get it, if you were really into something, like sucking your dad’s dick and the people in charge told you that you weren’t allowed to suck your dad’s dick, even though it’s YOUR dad’s dick, and they should have no right to have an opinion on what dicks you put in your mouth, you’d probably want to get out there and make some noise, but at the same time, you can just silently keep it to your damn self and smoke your drugs like the hippies who are no judges, doctors and lawyers, or even retired, who never stopped smoking weed and just pretended they did because legal weed means government regulated weed and I don’t see how that’s better weed.

Anyway, weed activists or weed influencers like smoking weed is a talent or requires any skill, intelligence or knowledge, whether you believe in the merits or health benefits of weed, or the industrial benefits of hemp or not, you don’t need to be annoying about it, but there’s always someone trying to get noticed, or trying to be fun or interesting, and to them, showing off their weed use is the prop or angle they want for their content, they do it half naked and not all of them look like sloppy trash girls who use weed as a gateway drug to eating copious amounts of cake, and since I do endorse weed as a gift from nature, even though I don’t smoke it, I can respect it, plus I know there are dudes out there who have only got laid because they got a bitch stoned, so they can relive their glory days of their ultimate take downs or romantic moves of seduction that were kinder than the roofies or other sedatives they were planning to use, you gentleman you, and they say chivalry is dead because all men are little bitches…..

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2022

12

Oct

Rita Ora’s Slutty Raver Outfit of the Day

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I saw these pics of a fitter Rita Ora who has been working out since she got married last spring to that New Zealand Hollywood guy who did the show about vampire roommates, which opened the door for him to do a bunch of other shit, since Hollywood is struggling and when they find something that moderately works, they run with it, especially if the guy has an ethnic sounding name, because it makes them feel like they are still pushing their propaganda and agenda, but it worked out alright for him, he’s got this child refugee exported to Jay Z in America only for him to say “I don’t want it” forcing her to fend for herself, with some money in the bank and some fat tits in her top, it was probably not all that hard to pull off, especially since she had basically no standards, her first American boyfriend was Rob Kardashian, at least that I know of, I don’t really keep tabs on the cock that’s been in Rita.

The truth is I was waiting at a bar behind Rita Ora at a bar once and I thought she was Kelly Osbourne so I really don’t find her hot, interesting or compelling, I just find it funny that she came into the scene with a dream contract that was pulled from her, forcing her to prostitute herself to a Kardashian and do whatever she could to market herself, with her built in selling features, THEM TITS.

She’s older now, she’s working out now, and she’s wearing a really insane raver slut festival girl stripper chick outfit and the tits still look good, even though she’s a decade into using them harder than most women use their tits, and getting more success than most women do for their tits, and I like it, she doesn’t look like Kelly Osbourne no more.

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2022

12

Oct

Look Ma, No Hands Titty Flash of the Day

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My friend Stefan sent this to me, I am not sure if it’s his girlfriend, since he is the kind of compassionate guy who dates disabled girls because he likes feeling like a hero and he knows that a lot of them don’t have all that many options, or didn’t used to have that many options, because people were grossed out by disabilities, not realizing that the disabled have pussies that are eager to be used.

He’s the kind of guy willing to sacrifice a hand job, in exchange for some security that the disabled girl won’t leave him for another dude, because she has less options, kinda the same way dudes used to date 600 pound women.

It could also be his daughter the Thalidomide Baby, or maybe it’s just a random find in his random nip slip collection that is pretty fucking legendary. I’m a fan.

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2022

12

Oct

Tits on a Kayak and Other TikThots of the Day

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Big Muscles

Tits in a Car

Bad Dancing

Stretch

Stretch Harder

TIts for Dinner

BIG Ass

Motorcycle Riding

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2022

11

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I mean, I don’t believe in mental health issues, but those victim depressive freaks who hate life have a point, there is no point and it’s hard to argue them on that, even it’s a matter of perspective!

The point is there is no point and that’s the point! Stop being so fucking serious!

Maybe it is masochism, or maybe it’s our hope for a better tomorrow, for things to work out, and for good times to roll, or maybe some of us are easily entertained and don’t need much, but at the core, even if those things happen, there still really isn’t a point, so who the fuck cares do what makes you happy, or what entertains you like CLICKING the links you depressive fucks!

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2022

11

Oct

Elsa Hosk Titty Time of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is one of the hottest models around, she was that Swedish Basketball player who said, fuck this basketball shit, my Swedish tits are too good to be wasted running around for an audience of 50, when they could be so much more, the world is a big place, even though I am a firm believer that Swedish women’s basketball could be a contender for being a top 10 sports you can jerk off to, especially if more players look like Elsa Hosk, and not like that one who is locked up in Russia for drug smuggling!

Anyway, she went on to Victoria’s Secret when it was still a thing and now she’s super fucking famous as a hot model chick, so seeing her tits out in this dress is a reminder that despite having kids, she’s still worthy of jerking off to, if you’re into jerking off to model tits that are visible through a dress, and in a world of throat fucking porn and self shot porn, I guess you probably aren’t, but maybe it’ll work as some masturbation foreplay, you know jerking off to models is a timeless classic, don’t let that die because normie post fuck videos on twitter!

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2022

11

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are Titties Too!

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2022

11

Oct

Sydney Sweeney’s Influence of the Day

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I was in the grocery store, since it’s the only thing I do, and I like to watch moms and single ladies by phallic shaped food objects to give them that dirty look, like I know where that’s going to end up, you dirty dirty girl! I also like the slutty outfits, the tight pants, the short shorts, the sports bra tops because women are exhibitionists walking around like a orangutans, pussy out, like they are dying to get pregnant, only they don’t want to get pregnant, they just want the attention, it’s animalistic!

Anyway, Sydney Sweeney was on the checkout magazine rack as Times top 100 influencer people, so I came across this round up of some of her moments that have helped her rich influential status, not including the actual nude scenes from Euphoria, but still some big titty content, as a reminder that you don’t need much marketable skills to get ahead or to be named influential, you just need tits, and I’ve been following Sweeney since she had barely any followers, now she’s at 15 million because tits get hits and get you into time magazines influential list!

I don’t like reducing girls down to their tits because women are more than just tits, they are also vaginas and assholes, legs and mouths, and some even have brains and good personalities, some are impressive and talented but Sydney Sweeney can’t really overpower her amazingly giant tits!

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