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2022

11

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight pants, because seeing a girl’s asshole through her pants at the grocery store is a good feeling for those of us who don’t have girls show us their assholes unless it is tight pants at the grocery store, because these tight pants are so fucking tight, it’s like why bother wearing pants at all, I guess to pretend they are decent respectable people, but as someone who likes seeing asshole through tight pants at the grocery store, that is definitely decent and respectable, sure it’s a little slutty, but as we all know with the progression of slutty, racy, edgy fashion, there will be a time when pantless, vagina out, is the tight pant of its era and I hope to be alive for it, ideally dementia aged, so they won’t get mad when I get on all fours and sniff their asses like a dog in the dog park, you know barking to drive the “don’t arrest me for sniffing stranger asshole”, but maybe I shouldn’t wait until a pantsless era to do that, I could try it out now, since tight pants are barely pants anyway, that’s why we like em!

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2022

11

Oct

Kylie Jenner Big Titty of the Day

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I am at the point where the Kardashian / Jenners just terrify me. I’ve been calling them the fall of society, whether they actually caused the fall of society or just managed to spot the fall of society and ride it all the way into the burning inferno of hell that it’s become, or whether they just managed to destroy society on their own is obviously up for debate and the fact is you can’t fully blame them for becoming icons and heroes or leader to a bunch of soulless people who wanted their life, it’s just looking at them and their jacked up faces, their transgender looking muppet faces that are either filters, fillers, or other weird lies. They just aren’t hot, but people think they are hot, but no one seems to think they are as hot as they are, because as a family, they’ve become billionaires a few times over, just for pushing product on people like the best sales people around. I’m not saying they don’t deserve the money, if you can sell it and have no soul, fucking get that money, I am not saying it’s not even impressive what they’ve done as a family, I’m just saying it is dark, and not just because their dad cut his dick off, but that’s part of it!

Anyway, Kylie, the young one posted her big tity content and big titties, even when they are demonic titties that have played a part in destroying America, are still TITTIES, so we can’t discriminate against them, but you can hate jerk off to them, you know you don’t want to jack off to a Kardashian / Jenner, but the big cleavage MAY suck you in and when you are done, you’ll have to repent to cleanse your soul from eternal damnation or some shit!

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2022

11

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that the main reason social media ever worked was to see the girls that you knew in your regular life, which was the original intention of social media, to connect with people you knew in your actual life, because there was a time people didn’t give a fuck about strangers in other parts of the world, who likely didn’t give a fuck about them, because they didn’t have anything in common, unless they were super fucking awkward nerds who could only find like minded losers in weird corners of the internet, but yeah, it was the bikini pics, we wanted to see bitches we knew in bikinis to jerk off to them!

Then it evolved into following hotter bitches we didn’t know to see them in their bikinis to jerk off to them!

Then after 10 years of that, they decided to finally sell you acceess to their barely nude strategic nudes, although I am sure some of them actually let you watch them fuck, but yeah, it all started with the vacation pic, now we are here, so here’s some bathing suit girls in bathing suits!

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Posted in:swimsuit

2022

11

Oct

Jojo In Lizzo’s Fat Suit of the Day

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Fat fuck Lizzo who consistently offends the world with her fatness being fetishized, even though it makes other fat fucks feel like they can be anything a non fat fuck can be, it’s totally terrible for society as a whole, because whether fat fucks like it or not, being fat is ALWAYS unhealthy, leads to health issues, chronic health issues and premature death, which is not always a bad thing and part of the motivation in marrying my fat wife, like marrying a cancer patient, you know the relationship can end faster than it started so it’s hardly a commitment, but in my case, she hasn’t died, so the jokes on me, I figure what was supposed to be a 10 year plan is pushing 30 years, but that’s besides the point, the point is Lizzo is gross, whether shee’s playing to slave owner’s flute like Porky Pig, or pushing the fat agenda by dressing provocatively, no matter how loved she is or how fierce her marketing team has made people think she is, it’s scary!

Anyway, she’s partnered with Kate Hudson’s scam brand Fabletics, that I heard charges people monthly memberships to allow them the right to show their shitty athletic-wear, they call it athleisure for the fatties, and together they’ve created fat girl shapewear that’s assless or crotchless and it’s fucking weird. They called it YITTY because they are racist and trying to reach a non-white girl market of ATHLEISURE, doing their best to go against Kim K’s skims and really, all you people supporting shitty celebs on the dot com direct to consumer brands need to shop local, stop making rich scumbags richer!

Anyway, Jojo, who was a Savage x Fenty lingerie model, has been recruited to push fat girl shapewear by Lizzo and this is her slutty selfie.

In comparison to Lizzo, it’s a better look, but that’s not saying much, since Lizzo scares me.

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2022

11

Oct

Emma Kenney in an Orange Bikini of the Day

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I don’t find 23 year old Emma Rose Kenney hot, she’s a pudgy ginger from Shameless who I only supported because she was not Emmy Rossum who for whatever reason, i thought was the devil herself, and I don’t really know why I instinctively hated Emmy Rossum, it was just a vibe, and the reality is, I didn’t even like the show Shameless after the first season, because a bunch of rich Hollywood writers and actors cosplaying broke degenerates by being as over the top with poor white trash stereotypes offended me and was actually corny as shit!

But, when they kicked Rossum off, I did watch the show, because I disliked Rossum a lot and wanted to do my part in giving them the ratings to remind them that Rossum was not a cornerstone character to the series!

So yeah, Emma Kenney is apparently a grand daughter on The Conners, which I refuse to watch, like leave Roseanne in the 90s where it belongs, even though I like John Goodman and his New Orleans pride.

More importantly, she’s got some big tits as pudgy girls tend to have and she likes showing them off because when you’re not the hottest, but you have tits, you do what you fucking can, it’s a superficial society and tits are a fucking currency!

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2022

11

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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With all the abortion protests and the whole attack on women breeding or having traditional families, you’ve got a lot of women out there confused about what to do with their bodies or uteruses that they were gifted, but the laziness and self-involved nature of the species, thanks to social media has them choosing meaningless hook-up with randoms and working for the man, or selling nudes, instead of doing the traditional family thing, so the idea of MILFs, the ILFs being the key part, is actually a weird rebellion because they said “I’m going to breed”…. maybe it was to trap a man, to collect child allowances, or maybe they actually wanted a family, in an era that pushes people to not want that, which goes against how they are wired on an animalistic level, so the mom as a concept is pretty fascinating, the selfless, bearer of life, who kept their kid alive, despite how annoying or dark times got, and I have a respect for that that I never used to have, because everyone was a mother back in the day and a lot were shit moms, but in this era, you really have to WANT it to not abort it!

Anyway, I guess mom’s feel the need to be jerked off to, knowing their best days are behind them, with a nothing left to lose, so these are some self proclaimed MILFS, some are just moms to me but could be MILFs to you, and I figure if you’re a mom with kids at home, the last thing you should be doing is posting nudes or half nudes, but at the same time, the fact they are doing that kind of makes them hotter!

I don’t mom shame or slut shame or mom slut shame, I’m here to see the goods they all deliver because it’s free and easy!

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2022

11

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I am all for the natural function of the tit being exploited by the people who are lactating by turning it into a sexual fetish for body builders who buy the breast milk on the black market for the human growth hormones, or by the lonely perverts who never knocked a woman up and always wanted to suck on a milky tit, to the perverts like me who like seeing tits pulled out in public, even if it’s to feed a baby, because the tit being pulled out in public overrides the fact that it’s to feed a baby, even if it’s to feed a baby, because I don’t get too involved or care why the tit is being pulled out, I’m just watching the tit being pulled out and I know the girls pulling out the tit, with all their free the nipple feminism bullshit that I know is totally unnecessary, because even before that shit was politicized, going back to caveman era, human woman were pulling out tit to breast feed, and if you went out to some amazonian tribe untouched by humanity until some evil corporation leveled all the trees to make rooms for cows to sell to McDonalds, they were pulling their tits out without needing some social media hashtag, dumb fucks!

So yeah, breast feeding is good because breeding is good for humanity even if people are against it, but breast feeding is better because breasts are good, and humanity is better for it!

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

11

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I probably had COVID this past weekend, assuming you believe in that sort of thing, which I don’t necessarily believe in, but if it was COVID, it was an absolute joke, and amazes me that they shut down society for 2 years because of it, so I can only blame the health care workers for playing it up because they liked the attention, only to realize they could build off that attention by getting naked for supplemental income, in an era where everyone wants to be rich and famous, you use whatever angle or hook you can, but that forced them to KEEP playing it up as some major crisis, they needed they sympathy points, which is why I take out my revenge for being a cog in the wheel of the collapse of society or at least the economy, since most people are WORSE off because of the whole pandemic, not better off, whether with mental health that I don’t believe in, but that people believe in and become victims to, or just by being broke asses who don’t want to leave the house or work, since NOT everyone got stupid rich selling nudes, even though a lot of people did!

Anyway, I get my payback by looking at their nudes in their SCRUBS for attention, which is probably what they want us to do, but I like to think I’m being a jerk, so TAKE THAT naughty fucking nurses and your biohazard hospital cunts!!

I guess we’re not in such a terrible place as a society where you can post your nudes from work to the internet without any concern of being fired or humiliated or ruined, it’s a win for us all, bringing the voyeurs and the exhibitionists together where they belong!

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

07

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Canadian Thanksgiving so I’ll be looking for lonely sad women with no families to stuff like a turkey, you know give them something to be thankful for, not the stuffing, but the leaving after the stuffing, since I’m pretty disappointing!

Here’s to colonialism and the taxation system that keeps us enslaved instead of living at one with nature like the Natives the WHITE MAN stole the land from!

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2022

07

Oct

Mila Kunis in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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Mila Kunis is an unfortunate story, what was once a cute and bubbly celebrity that you’d want to fuck, and that you’d still probably fuck, since you’d fuck a fucking dirty diaper if it was wet enough, but that you could actually have a celebrity crush, or understand why people would have a celebrity crush on her, even from Sarah Marshall movie alone, died a terrible death when she married and bred with that industry owned and operated freak that is Ashton Kutcher, who you know is so fucking bought and owned, a shill puppet fuck who cashed in, in exchange for his soul and that he somehow rooked this one into his demonic spell of KUTCHER lies!

She was more interesting when she was with McCauley Culkin, probably because she looks a lot like his one true love, MICHAEL JACKSON!

She’s old, she’s a mom, she’s a fucking slave or puppet and I’ve seen her in recent interviews and she’s lost any charisma she had, the energy she gave off, maybe she’s on anti-depressants, or maybe she’s just a prisoner to the KUTCHER hell and needs saving, but when promoting her movie, she seemed fake as fuck, even in an interview about wearing children’s underwear, which was fucking weird, maybe even soulless or evil if you believe in that shit, possibly a human trafficking victim from Ukraine who gets to live the good life and doesn’t want to screw it up, so she lets Ashton pass her around to the boys while his faggot cuck ass watches! Or not (but highly likely)!

Posted in:Mila Kunis