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2022

27

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Unfortunately, the only Tight Pants I saw today were on some 80 year old five time vaccinated freak knocking on idling car windows yelling at them to turn off their cars because they are single-handedly destroying the climate, who didn’t appreciate when I told her to leave people the fuck alone and mind her own business, because climate change isn’t real, it’s a scam that makes assholes who live in mansions with private jets richer and her insanity doesn’t need to ruin our fucking days, maybe she should take it up with industrial polluters, not some hot mom waiting for her kid to get a loaf of bread, but yeah, leggings on the geriatric pussy, far less hot than leggings on the under 75, so here are some tight pants to remind me of what TIGHT pants can be!

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2022

27

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Smoking Panties of the Day

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Here’s a little Bella Thorne, the Disney Star packaged for the Generation Z that doesn’t watch TV, because they are too caught up in the fantasy or lie that is the Internet, so they follow the drama, believe the bullshit and forget that every single celebrity on instagram is still a fucking fake as fuck actor who is manipulating a storyline for attention, likes and views!

THE INTERNET IS NOT REAL, but it is real enough to make Bella Thorne a relevant, trending, A-Lister, who may not be able to act, but is Disney Trained, so what the fuck do I know!

In efforts to be engaging with the pervert kids who grew up on porn and who are likely NOT any better for it, if anything TOTALLY fucking damaged by it, the agenda pushing puppet launched an OnlyFans to inspire strong and empowered girls to view their bodies and sex appeal as a money making commodity, if a generation of women reduce themselves to whores for designer purses, they may never realize what substance, meaning and purpose they are missing out on thanks to being so disconnected from what is ACTUALLY important!

In trying to keep the lie going, she’s a barely nude nude model as part of her hook, and this is her in panties having a smoke, because she’s edgy!

My opinion of her smoking panties would be more that you’d want to burn em if you found em, because I am convinced that pussy be gross, or that the panties would just be smoking from each HIGH PH pussy juice discharge drip, you know THAT IS ACIDIC!

This is a different kind of PANTY SMOKING!

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2022

27

Sep

Halsey’s Self Awareness of the Day

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Here’s some Halsey looking like fucking shit, rocking a “Corporate rock whore” t-shirt, because she knows that she sold her fucking soul to whoever these people sell their soul to, in order to be the flavor of the month with shitty viral pop songs for TikTok, or whatever their peak of success is measured when manipulating the minds of the weak generation that don’t know better!

I never really subscribed to Halsey’s bullshit origin story, I am convinced she was a party slut with access to the VIP room at the club in her hometown, allowing her to meet the right lame ass DJ who gets overpaid for his music, who to anyone who has ever been to one of these DJ parties knows, is just an overpaid nerd who is totally fucking accessible, if anything, that’s the whole point of becoming a DJ, because the DJ whores were fucking REAL in the 90s, they were more real in the 2000s, and by 2012, these fucking guys were SELLING out stadiums, making the DJ whores even MORE fucking insane about sucking their dicks! It’s a lifestyle

But yeah, drops some vocals on a hit DJ produced song, now exists and all her dreams come true whre she can DJ whore at the highest level while making everyone a ton of fucking money, because she’s a corporate rock whore, not a SELL out, it’s not like they pulled some ARTIST out of the subway station to package as a star, but instead found a bitch to play the fucking part!

Well, the young mom looks like it’s working out nicely for her as she walks around with her booze in hand, looking like she’s having a psychotic break, because she’s like a fucking lunatic!

I don’t find her hot, but I do find her demise hot, so let’s hope this ends in an overdose or something fun like that, you know PROVE to me you’re a homeless addict bitch, none of this candy coated bullshit!

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2022

27

Sep

Megan Fox’s Sex Doll Formation Complete of the Day

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I figure her pussy is likely about as dead and leathery as your old, dry rotted Fleshlight, so it makes sense that she’s taken the rest of her to the injection clinic to fill her 40 year old, mom of 3 or 4, with chemicals that make her look like she’s made out of foam latex, or silicone, or whatver it is the real doll is made of, and I guess people find it exciting because they live behind a screen, don’t know real life humans, and thanks to the Kardashian’s propaganda, have totally distorted ideas of beauty!

They know Megan Fox is known as a hot chick – 20 fucking years ago, therefore she must still be a hot chick, despite doing the same tactics LITERAL DUDES do when they transition to become chicks, thanks to being jealous of all the attention and how easy it is for chicks to make it on the internet, there’s actually a rumor that Megan Fox isn’t even a chick, has always been trans, part of some bait and switch troll from Hollywood on the people, and this new look doesn’t do her any favors, which is ok, since dudes are into Tranny!

Does a porno looking Megan Fox with what looks like new tits excite you because you’ve been brainwashed into being her fan, 20 fucking years ago?

I find her whole comeback tour akward, unnecessary, demonic and weird, but hey, when menopause hits, the hormones make the bitch fucking crazy, so let her and her whore outfit continue to get jerked off to like you jerked off to that Dahmer series on NETFLIX, you homo!

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2022

27

Sep

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Summer is over, but the internet is endless summer, you know a fantasy not a reality, that blurs the lines of what is real and what is fake, something that the average person may not have the mental capacity to deal with or understand because they are mindless retards, but that allows us to have endless supply of bathing suit pics, which is pretty much the only good thing the internet has for us, or has gifted us, so why not stare at a bunch of them there bathing suits on random who fucking knows who these babes are, just know they are in swimsuits!

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2022

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am working on getting More Sexist, Misogynistic, Vulgar, Offensive because as the world falls into total degeneracy, my barely aggressive disses don’t matter, no one cares because they have far more resentment and hate in their souls than I’d ever have, since I’m over here living the homeless man dream!

What is the troll to put them all over the edge, because despite the site’s total decline, I still think my BEST work is still in me, I’ve just been over here simmering lazily! You know, time to harness my power to truly SHINE, maybe even LANDING my own WIKIPEDIA page like this site was an ACTUAL site, could you imagine that!

I figure getting cancelled would be good for business, remind people that this site exists, so while I plot how to get tranny feminists to protest my existence, WHERE IS THE LYNCH MOB to make me feel like I am here and hard but then again, not existing is far easier, so maybe I’ll back burner that plan for another day

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2022

26

Sep

Denise Richards Keeps Bringing It of the Day

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I am still not sure sure what “it” Denise is bringing and I do think it is HILARIOUS that she is bringing it, but not in a very positive, supportive way, but more in the asshole troll who likes convincing people to do things that make them uncomfortable, or makes them look like idiots, so that I can point and laugh at them when they pull it off, because it’s fucking gross!

It’s like convincing a homeless chick with no teeth who is half dead to join the amateur night at the strip club for all of pervert row to smell her gross asshole, you know in exchange for 5 dollars of crack!

It has got to be a prank, or a humiliation tactic, because she could have been left in the past, remembered as being hot jerked off to in the movies, but she is insisting on giving us the open casket version we’ll never forget, that overrides all that she was!

Tragic, but I can’t stop looking, and assuming that she’s got NO subscribers, her old lady version of sexting, is all the more INSANE!

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2022

26

Sep

Jordyn Jones Tan Lines of the Day

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I don’t think Jordyn Jones is January Jones’ daughter, since Jordyn Jones is some inbred fetal alcohol syndrome baby from the backwoods of Michigan farmland, sold to the entertainment industry as a child dancer when she was like 5 years old, because Hollywood loves little kids dancing on their tv programming, which is fucking weird, almost like that whole PEDO-WOOD exploiting of kids of the rich and famous untouchables who can’t go down for crimes because the arresting officers are too excited by the celebrity, all. asking for autographs and selfies instead of ARRESTING THEM, but that’s probably just a conspiracy

I do know that Jordyn Jones and January Jones don’t just change the same last name, but the same shameless self promotion tactics, it’s almost like they are KINDRED spirits of STRIPPING DOWN TO A BIKINI HALF NAKED FOR CLICKS ….fun

Same name, same strip down to a bikini to show off my body hustle, but I guess with that logic,, 99 percent of women with an internet connection or smart phone would be in their club, since they are all exhibitionist whores, even the fatties!

The reality show dancer is in a bikini, runs an Only Fans, because what else is she to do in an era where they get paid so much to sell exclusive content to idiots who don’t realize if they DID NOT PAY they would STILL get it for free, because they chase likes like it’s money, the giving them money, fucked the whole dynamic up, losers!

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2022

26

Sep

January Jones Pink Bikini Tits of the Day

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I didn’t watch Mad Men since I hate advertising and advertising execs after years of trying to get them to advertise on this site, only to be told it’s porn, preventing me from making millions, while they are all at the strip clubs cheating on their wives with their brand clients and expense accounts! HYPOCRITES!

Not that I’d watch Mad Men if it didn’t trigger me as a person who relies on ads to make my 100 dollars a month off this bullshit site, but I assume if I did, I’d think January Jones was either hotter or more impressive than she is!

But instead, I get to see her sloppy single mom tits in a bikini that’s high waisted due to her being a mom in her 40s an she’s not a psychopath in her shameless half naked self promotion, which has involved bikini selfies on the regular for her social media feed, because these celebs, even high paid or on heft child support payments due to A-Lister cum that’s been left inside her to form a child, reducing themselves to clickbait, almost brilliant!

It’s like, you don’t need to be a shameless half naked whore but you do it anyway, even when you’re old, because that’s how important your tits are to your hustle, you small minded, simple minded, give men what they want to get the likes, and that’s actually pretty noble work! Not that a selfie is work, but these onlyfans chicks make up to millions a month off selfies, so I guess it is!

Point of the story, I don’t hate big shameless sloppy mom tits in their 40s, even if I wanted to, but I am pretty confident I could hate the host body, if I cared enough to bother, which I don’t!

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2022

26

Sep

Lily Mo Sheen Wet of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is Kate Beckinsale’s daughter that people think is hot because she’s Kate Beckinsale’s daughter, but who unfortunately tainted with some Charlie Sheen or the other Sheen’s genetics, making her far less hot than Kate Beckinsale which is always a trip….you know the girl who at 20 is uglier than her mom…it happens, hot chicks may have powerful genes, or tactics to maintain their hotness, but that doesn’t always trickle down through their womb to the next generation!

That said, Lily Mo has had a series of leaked nudes that have been responsible for MULTIPLE lawyer’s letters to take them down, so you know they are real when you come across them on the Russian clickbait sites that don’t feel threatened by the American legal system, which I guess I shouldn’t really comply with either, you know be ROCK and ROLL about it, so that I can represent myself in court hoping that Kate Beckinsale shows up to defend her daughter’s slutty honor after it’s been released to the internet through her nudes, you know so that I can get a contempt for trying to finger bang my dick hole while making eye contact with the old as shit vampire bitch!

Anyway, in being Lily Mo Sheen, she can go to tropical places to swim, snorkel, free dive and show her college aged ass that at one point in her life was 3D printed in Kate Beckinsale’s pussy wearing a swimsuit.

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