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2011

Aug

Ashley Greene Shitty Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

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These pics would be better if her ass was actually shitty, you know the covered in shit kind of shitty and not just the no real substance, soul or appeal shitty…cuz at least her ass being covered in feces would give us something to fucking laugh at or at least talk about, like the drunk chick who shit herself outside the club two weeks ago, but instead I’m stuck with this garbage media whore marketing herself shit…..and that’s no fun…cuz I only like an ass when the cheeks make a smile shape where they meet the legs…not this weird deflated garbage…fuck Ashley Greene like you were a Jonas brother who pretended he didn’t fuck Ashley Greene, giving her a complex that she could deal with cuz it meant more teen fans she’s already locked down – thanks Twilight.

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2011

Aug

Freida Pinto Covers Her Baby of the Day

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Here’s Bollywood pussy that belongs to Dev Patel cuz he gets her, you know with the whole being the only two Indian (dot not feather) actors who have made it in America, even though she’s far better looking than him, you know good enough to even land a famous white actor, but famous white actors can’t give her uterus Indian (dot not feather) babies…and apparently that’s something important to ethnic people….at least that’s what I’ve concluded on the stinky immigrant bus I sometimes take…

She’s leaving pilates or yoga cuz she’s cliche like that….you know being into Yoga and from India is almost like being American and owning a gun…only a lot more peaceful, thanks Ghandi, and she’s covering her stomach, which means pregnancy…cuz that’s how these secret arranged marriages work…trade goat for daughter, daughter make baby, move to america, open convenience store or butter chicken and nan bread store…only this is hollywood….

I have no idea why I did that post….

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2011

Aug

Emmy Rossum in a White Dress of Day

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I’ve seen this bitch naked…not in my bed, pool, or even on stage when she was coming up as the star…but I’ve see her naked naked in Shameless and I prefer it to this….

See this white dress may not be period friendly…which is convenient cuz Emmy Rossum isn’t very friendly on TWITTER you see cuz she blocked me….

But this white dress could have been pervert friendly….cuz white clothing tends to be pretty fucking see through especially with a thick black bush under the shit…and seeing her showing off her body that we’ve all seen naked thanks to my naked in entertainment pervert journalism …you know making us think she was actually kind of cool and cared about her fans and our masturbation needs…but instead she just sucks…and not in a good way…but I’m posting the pics anyway…

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2011

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s WMB 3-D See Through Photo Shoot of the Day

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Kim Kardashian got cast in a new magazine called World’s Most Beautiful’s maiden issue….because I have a feeling that Kim Kardashian invested in or financed, or is even the silent partner behind this shit cuz she liked the way it sounded, especially when they said they’d do a 3-D photoshoot with her, something that would be dangerous if it was more focused on her ass, or even her gut, cuz let’s face it, she’s just a fat chick who knows how to wear, strap down, and hide her fatness…..which coincidentally is also proof that she’s hardly the world’s most beautiful anything, unless you own a restuarant she’s walking into, cuz you know it’ll be a good day for sales, provided she even eats in public, cuz most fat chicks like to keep that shit behind closed doors as they cry….

Either way, here’s her 3-D photoshoot that’s not really 3-D or something you want to see in 3-D, and she’s showing off her fat tits and see through leggings…something you probably like…but I prefer the Black on Fat Chick Sex Tape Porno Career that Launched Her into this Money Making Monster she is Now…thanks to Ryan Seacrest…

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2011

Aug

Kristin Cavallari’s Bikini BBQ of the Day

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There is a funny thing about being famous for nothing….and that is that the bitches who are famous for nothing aren’t money motivated…they strictly do it for attention, to get noticed and the hope that one day it’ll all work out and they will actually get a paying job or at least a very rich boyfriend who wants to fuck them after seeing them in the magazines you know to finally achieve that bottom feeding level of significance so that they can say to themselves that they’ve finally made it…or some shit….and that addiction to wanting to make it, wanting to be famous, and wanting people to remember them leads to great things like staged bikini BBQ pictures that are so ridiculous they’re almost fucking comical…but the half naked factor almost makes it like low grade porn…and that works for me…and apparently it also works for Kristin Cavallari cuz people like looking at girls in bikinis…it is just that simple.

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2011

Aug

Miranda Kerr Tits on the Runway of the Day

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Miranda Kerr was on the runway modeling for some company because she’s still a fucking model and that’s what models do…despite having a kid or as I like to call having her vagina explode into a messy mess that was once highly erotic but is now just like some horror movie shit…at least that’s what I assume…but most mom pussy I’ve seen has been that of ghetto hookers and not quality girls who probably smell like fancy perfumes like this amazing set of tits…but I like to imagine her very fucking genitally damaged..

Here’s the video of the pictures that some weirdo put together…

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2011

Aug

Throwback Cam Girl Video of the Day

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Here’s a ridiculous video that I assume is staged cuz I don’t trust anything on the internet and haven’t since 1995 when I was rocking chatrooms trying to have cybersex with bitches before digital cameras and webcam when shit was all textual, and I ended up in an online relationship with a bitch who wrote out the best blowjobs ever, so good that I insisted on meeting her, you know to cash in on what was described, only to find that bitch was a motherfuckin’ dude…and after 12 hours of travel time with no where to stay, it’s kinda hard to follow through on it….making that the gayest weekend of my life….

I’m just fucking around….I don’t meet people off the internet, but I do know people who do and they’ve almost always been very disappointed by the shit…it’s the internet…that’s what it is made for…but this video from 2010 is pretty awesome…

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2011

Aug

Love Mag’s Got Some High Concept Artistic Titties for Fashion In It of the Day

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Here are a bunch of models who I can’t really differentiate from each other, but who are apparently Lara Stone, Mariacarla Boscono, Saksia de Brauw, Kristen McMenamy, Anais Pouliot, Guinevere van Seenus and Xiao Wen Ju topless for fashion in a high concept, artistic, and obnoxious looking photo shoot for Love Mag, a magazine that produces more nudity and softcore porn than me, but who packaged it in a clever way, that makes it appear high end and fashionable, making them millions, while I just get slated as a bottom feeding spamming porn site that can’t pay for the fucking server….my life is a fucking joke…and here are those pics…with some tit, nipple, panties and bondage…pretty winning formula if you ask me….which you didn’t….

Here’s a bunch of jailbait starlets I’m sure you’re a fan of, gracing multiple covers for the issue and I’m posting it now, because I know in 3 years, I’ll probably be posting their bikini pics, their addiction, their sex tapes, etc…so I’m doing the background research, documented their rise, starting today instead of in the future when really we have no idea whether I’ll be alive or not…. if you know what I mean….

So here’s Hailee Steinfeld, Elle Fanning and Chloe Moretz

2011

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some shit going on in the news to remind you that there is more to life than the internet, celebrities and porn….like real life…something where the real weird shit actually happens…

Philly Can’t Close Prostitution House
So what does it take to shut down an alleged house of prostitution in the city of Philadelphia? Apparently, a lot.

Rape allegation clouds child support
An unusual court battle is taking place right here in the Bay Area: a young father says he was raped by an old girlfriend, and argues that as a victim of a crime, he should not have to pay child support.

Serial Butt Slasher May Have Struck Again
Police in Virginia have received another report of a slashing incident they believe may be related to a string of assaults that have taken place in retail stores since February 2011.

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2011

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got a feeling that it’s gonna be one of those days again…I can tell…

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