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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day

Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

May

stepNEWS of the Day

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Celebrities are dull cuz they are bullshit man made garbage….while real people are just idiots…making real life news a lot more entertaining…..

16 Year Old Rapes 83 Year Old in Charlotte

Detroit Man Selling Stuff on Craigslist…For Sex
A Craig’s List ad has caught the attention of police.

VA School Employee in Trouble for Handing Out Anti-Abortion Fetus Dolls

Woman Loses Breast After Spider Bite
A Paulding County woman was recovering in the hospital Friday after being bitten by a brown recluse spider. Victoria Franklin spent 11 days in a coma and woke up to learn she had an infection and her left breast had to be removed.

Some Suicidal Dude Catches Himself on Fire and Jumps – But Shit’s Probably a just a stunt for the internet….cuz sometimes real life is bullshit too

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2010

May

Heidi Montag’s Stupid Fake Tits Eat Ice Cream of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Heidi Montag feeding her new tits ice cream. It’s obviously a publcity stunt because she knows that pictures of her emotionally eating two servings of ice cream while showing off her new stupid tits are enough to get the paparazzi excited, and apparently, it’s enough to get you excited, cuz it’s far more entertaining than standing outside your ice cream shop staring at the fat mom’s and white trash stuffing their gutter faces….that’s not to say Heidi isn’t trash, it’s to say tits are hotter than the tattooed up sloppy shit with their gutter kids that I am going to spend my afternoon staring at….cuz licking ice cream is a fetish, except when the licking is done by an old queeny fag on the boardwalk I saw yesterday who I am pretty sure thought he was sucking a young vibrant cock while rocking a boner in his short shorts leaving everyone around him feeling pretty fucking uncomfortable….it is hot outside and there is no reason for me to be inside…especially since I hate my wife’s heavy breathing and the smell of this but I also hate giving Heidi Montag any fucking attention…Good thing no one reads this site…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fake Tits|Heidi Montag|Ice Cream

2010

May

Cameron Diaz is Melting of the Day

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It’s like watching a candle during a boring dinner conversation with your wife during a power failure cuz you didn’t pay your utility bill…You know seeing something put together slowly turn into a pile of fucking mush….not that bitch is ugly…it’s just that now she’s a hot older lady instead of hot young pussy I wanted to explore…but I guess that’s what happens when you don’t die at 30, even if 90 percent of your sex appeal does….

So here are some pics of her face melting into old age and the whole thing is kinda depressing because I remember her being hot young pussy…meaning I’m probably melting too…but I’m an irrelevant dude and I’ve realized I’m dying on the inside long ago….not some starlet people used to masturbate to like Cameron Diaz and these disappointing pics reminding us that all good pussy comes to an end…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|old

2010

May

Janet Jackson in a Shitty See Through Dress of the Day

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Pug-faced Janet Jackson tried to distract you from her plastic face by wearing this see through outfit to show off her shelf tits in a very industrial sized bra and the whole thing is a mess that I am only posting to show girls how you can do a see through outfit wrong…and if you’re going to do it…to it topless…even if your breasts are botched from plastic surgery and have no nipples…cuz really that’s the only way to compete and be interesting/relevant….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bra|Janet Jackson|See Through

2010

May

Penny Lancaster is a Fucking Monster of the Day

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Here is further proof Rod Stewart is gay. He can have all the kids in the fucking world. He can date all the tall blonde models in the world and marry them as a front. He can sing all the songs he wants about women and love but the fact he fucks Penny Lancaster, the wife he’s probably been with the longest and who he will probably stay with the longest just screams homosexual, cuz there’s no striaht way any dude, even old and washed up, would be able to get hard for this…I mean, unless they were drunk, in which case a vagina is a vagina….especially in short shorts….even when it is old and low on estrogen….cuz Rod slips testosterone in her cereal…hoping that clit turns dick….here is her pink manly ass for those of you who may be on the fence about your sexuality…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Big|Manly|Penny Lancaster

2010

May

Grace Jones in a Bathing Suit With Her Young White Boyfriend of the Day

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Grace Jones’ boyfriend has the right idea. Move in on the 62 year old woman cuz she has money and it’s a hell of a lot better than working the gas station you met her at….and I guess Grace Jones has the right idea too, retire with a hired white cock to carry your shit for you and fuck you on command while you sit by the pool and remember a time she used to get positive male attention, because you can…Unfortunately, her gut exploded and her ass turend 62…not that I ever found her hot…but because no one wants to see that shit …except maybe the opportunistic….but even he probably does it with his eyes shut while pinching his nose like the asthmatic kid awkwardly jumping into the pool and these pictures aren’t so pleasant, but pussy in a bathing suit is pussy in a bathing suit…and I am a firm believer in taking what you can get, which is pretty much the reason I married my wife…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Grace Jones|IRC

2010

May

Naomi Campbell Threesome Picture of the Day

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Naomi is a waste of space, but more importantly a waste of champagne. There are people like me who have waited a lifetime to taste the sweet nectar of actual champagne, but instead I am forced to drink shit like Baby Duck and other ghetto sparkling wine that gives me a fucking headache, while this cunt and her billionaire russian (mobster) oil tycoon have the luxury of spraying the shit all over each other like the bunch of wasting pigs who live in excess that they are….

I guess life’s not fair, but I’d rather live the shitty life I live than be forced to spend the day with J.Lo on her yacht, which is what these idiots are doing while they are acting all wild and crazy, but not crazy enough, cuz I’d love if this ended in a traditional Naomi Campbell freak out that leaves Jenny from the block at the bottom of the ocean…but I never get what I want, I’ve come to terms with that.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Champagne|Naomi Campbell

2010

May

Armani’s Tall Skinny Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

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If you are an aspiring model, I suggest you take this bitch’s lead and befriend one of the richest and most successful fashion designers around…. and fuck him….cuz taking old dick isn’t so bad when you can justify it by all the upside you get by doing it….and really Armani’s old and not in it for love, he’s just looking to have a good time, have a little arm candy, and smell a fresh young pussy cuz he knows that never goes out of style, and that as long as you have money and power, it’s really not too challenging to make happen, cuz girls are whores and usually drop all morals and values when it comes to personal gain….and here he is doin’ the Hefner.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Georgio Armani|Model|Skinny

2010

May

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Ass of the Day

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These are old pictures of Lohan in terms of celebrity gossip….they are from last week and you have probably seen them. I am only posting them cuz bitch is in court right now and this is my tribute to her and celebrity justice and the lack of it. If I was as criminal as some of them I would have been locked up a long time ago and more importantly if I was one of them and locked up, it’d be in some really luxurious prison….life is unfair…

The update is that Lohan is not going to jail and that all she has to do is wear a SCRAM bracelet, that monitors alcohol in her blood…I feel ripped off….

I emailed Lohan earlier today telling her to take advantage of the attention…have a freak out…start a campaign to legalize drinking and driivng…to take her million dollars and move to Southeast Asia and live like royalty…there are so many things she can do with this legal scandal that could be a lot of fun and that she should fucking do it….but she never answered me…..

So all I gotta say is that we’ve come a long way from Lindsay Lohan being the girl everyone wants to fuck…..she has finally become the girl we want to run up and cover-up, not cuz we feel bad for her, cuz her privileged life has been so hard on her, but because we feel bad for ourselves cuz we’re forced to look at that shit….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Jail|Lindsay Lohan

2010

May

MIA for your Hindu Fetishists of the Day

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I don’t find MIA hot. If anything I find her totally over-rated. She was like some kind of hipster female MC who broke thru and somehow became mainstream. She got this huge following and it didn’t make any fucking sense to me. She didn’t have tits, she didn’t have a hot body, her music may have been catchy, but seemed more like something fags would fall for and that wasn’t enough justification for me and then I realized she was so big because half the world’s population is Indian and they find this shit fucking hot…like they jerk off to her thinking she’s some kind of beauty cuz she’s not as hairy as their tumeric eating wives, so I figured I might as well post the shit for my Indian readers, but also for my weird white readers with a Hindu fetish, who spend their weekends jerking off to Bollywood movies and Slum Dog Millionaires while eating Tandori chicken…naked…

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