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2010

20

May

Audrina in Some Almost Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

Audrina has this thing called looking great when hald naked doing laundry after a heavy night of being photoshopped. Her wonky face is like a canvas to the graphic design community and I hear undoctored pictures of her are like the holy grail of training images at a lot of the graphic design schools….I actually don’t know what I am talking about, I just know that I have seen clips from the show she was on that will remain nameless because I think it is associated with Satan and I like to stay as far from evil as possible, and I know that on that show her legs are short, her face is out-of-wack and her pussy is being fed by some obscure one hit wonder who dated Ashlee Simpson cuz he was son her father’s record label, but for some reason, one she’s in photoshoots, her fake tits look less fake, her face looks less inbred, and her legs look long and lovely but unfortunately for her and her future career giving lap dances, I mean after hosting pool parties and doing photoshoots for bullshit Magazines like Ralp, it’s all smoke and mirrors…

Here are the pics…Watching a bitch do chores is always a good thing….but watching a bitch eat is always a bad thing….so I don’t really know how this makes me feel….but that could also be because I don’t know how to feel anymore. Somebody hold me and tell me I’ll be ok…

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Panties|Topless

2010

19

May

Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Preview Pics of the Day

I know someone who has seen this sex tape. He said it is good amateur shit with good sex but unfortunately it stars Kendra Wilkinson. The tape is going to hit in two weeks. It is going to be as big as the Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, Kim Kardashian tapes….unfortunately….and it’s totally a staged sex tape release cuz bitch now has a kid and her career of being a barely hot, fake tan, fake hair, fake everything chick who gets naked who prostituted herself to Hef when he was trying to re-invent Playboy cuz it was going bankrupt and dating the bitches in it seemed like a good idea….an idea that would have made this sex tape better, you know if half of it was spent getting Hef up into bed after feeding him his apple sauce…

Either way, here are some preview pics…Enjoy, not because they are Kendra but because they are an 18 year old, and an 18 willing to fuck on camera, no matter who she’s become or how pathetic she is now, is still an 18 year old on camera…

Check out Vivid for the updates….

Posted in:Kendra Exposed|Kendra Wilkinon|Sex Tape|Teenager

2010

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Today was fucking boring….celebrities were uninteresting and the pussy on the street was uninterested in my requests…even the fat lonely looking ones. I probably shouldn’t have taken 4 allergy pills cuz it was all I could find in the house that had partial possiblility of getting me high…when really all it did was make me fucking drowsy…but the nice thing was that a fat dude gave me a nod while I was half asleep on a bench like he got where I was coming from…like he understood my struggles…

Here are my stepLINKS….Maybe they are a little more interesting than me….but to explain why I am not funny, it’s because I saw one of my jokes ripped off by a movie that I am not sure I wrote but in my mind I think I did, and figured fuck it, I’m just not gonna be funny anymore, cuz if I’m not funny, no one can rob me for their million dollar productions, while I am pretty much eating fucking saw dust….

Again, here are my steplinks, because they are a lot more interesting than me.

Rihanna Showing Off Her Tits Hard in this Preview of Rockstar
GO

Brooke Hogan Keeps it Class in a Thong Bikini Like the Florida Trash She Is….Not that I hate Thong Bikinis…If Anything I think they are fun, they just look stupid
GO

If Gerard Butler Thinks He’s the Only One Sticking His Fingers Up Woman’s Asses, He is Sorely Mistaken
GO

Because There’s No Use In You Trying to Get Laid in Real Life, Virgin
GO

Jennifer Lopez’s Cleavage Says OLA to the World
GO

The 10 Hottest Nevada Girls
t GO

Now That’s a Great Family Picture
GO

The 50 Craziest Athletes of All Time
GO

Adriana Lima Nip Slip
GO

Empire Strikes Back is Now a 50’s Sci Fi Film – VIDEO
GO

Jennifer Lopex and Her Tight Body
GO

Guess Who Just Caught Herpes?
GO

Becka and Some Self Shots
GO

Is She a Genuine Squirter? – VIDEO
GO

Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking Hot
GO

How NOT to Move a 100-year-old Statue – VIDEO
GO

Brooke Belle, and Then Some
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Now Here’s a Body I Wanna Be All Over
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Do You Have Dignified Sex? If So, Nicolas Cage May Eat You
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Vikki is a Topless Page 3 Babe
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Rachel R and Rachel S Share More Than Just the Same First Name – VIDEO
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Kate Beckinsale is So Easy on the Eyes
GO

Honestly, Underboobs are Underrated
GO

Rachel Bilson is Tasty
GO

Man I Forgot How Hot Keri Hilson Is
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Charlize Theron is Bending Over
GO

Tiffany Fucks a Glass Dildo
GO

Olivia Munn is On the Cover of Complex
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Michelle Rodriguez is Scary, But I’d Still Bang Her
GO

Nude Gymnastics Anyone?
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Seriously Lohan Would Fake Her Death to Miss Her Upcoming Court Date
GO

3 Drunk Teens on a Web Cam
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Stacey Keibler is All Leg
GO

13 Price Tags In Bad Places
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What, You Don’t Get Into Stun Gun Battles at Wendy’s?
GO

If Summer Movie Posters Were Honest
GO

Babes Give Each Other Lap Dances – VIDEO
GO

I Don’t Know Why She’s Complaining, I Love Kim Kardashian’s Puberty
GO

Check Out the Rack on This Broad Angelina
GO

How About a Little Carmen Elektra?
GO

Follow Me, I’m Begging You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Draya Michele Shows Off her Crazy Hip Hop Body
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

19

May

Adriana Lima’s Mom Tits for Spanish Vogue of the Day

Unlike her counterparts, like Gisele and Alessandra Ambrosio, who seem to have thought getting knocked up together was a great idea so their babies could grow up together, like they used to model together, Adriana Lima, the hottest of the three, clearly didn’t bounce back as proper as the other girls, but then again, there is no proof that Gisele even has a vagina so her post-pregnancy body isn’t a post-pregnancy body and Ambrosio could just be a freak of nature, where as Lima covering her gut and showing off milk-filled tits, is the way motherhood is supposed to look and I can look past it but just because Adriana Lima will always be that Virgin Catholic girl in lingerie to me….

The same issue featured some model named Masha Novoselova showing some nipple, continuing to prove that fashion mags are good for under-the-radar masturbation….

No I didn’t just raid my wife’s Vogue Spanish Vogue issue, my wife doesn’t read fashion magazines, her idea of being fashionable is not having half her fat ass hanging out of her elastic waistband pants….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Tits

2010

19

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some of the weirdness going on in the news, cuz celebrities are depressing, while everyday idiots are inspiring, mainly cuz they actually entertain and aren’t even getting paid for it.

Woman Accused of Raping Teen Boy
A forty year-old TN woman is behind bars tonight, accused of raping a teenage boy.

MA Man Accused of Trying to Trade Baby Daughter for Malt Liquor

OH Teen Arrested for Drunken Prom Rampage
An Ohio girl got drunk, broke her own nose, and fought with police at her ghetto prom.

TN Man Caught Setting Up Bathroom Spy Camera to Tape Showering Women…I think I’ve seen some of his work…Goodbye Fallen Soldier…

CA HS Softball Coach Makes Players Drink Soda Out of Shoes….Better than Making them Drink Soda Out of his Coach Anus….Like coaches I know….

Sick dog takes Viagra to Stay Live

Cops: Arizona Dad Left Kids in Car to Go to Bar
An Arizona man left his three small children in his car so he could get drinks with a friend at a Tempe bar

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

19

May

Emmy Rossum’s Tits in Shameless of the Day


[IMAGES REMOVED CUZ WARNER BROS ARE DICKS AND FEEL THAT SHIT THEY PUT ON TV SHOULDN’T BE CAPTURED AND PUT ON THE INTERNET, I AM SURE THEY WOULDN’T SUE, BUT WASN’T IN THE MOOD TO FIND OUT, AND REALLY EMMY ROSSUM’S TITS WERE DISGUSTING, SO YOU AREN”T MISSING OUT ON MUCH]

Apparently there is a show called Shameless on TV. I’ve never heard of it. I’ve never heard people talk about it. I don’t know anyone who watches it, not even my neighbor who collects welfare, has stolen sattelite who watches everything, but apparently this Emmy Rossum bitch shows off her big shit stain nipple on it, cuz she’s shameless and knows it is the only way she will get noticed

I didn’t know who Emmy Rossum was, but assumed she was named by her stage mom who pushed her into acting to live out her dream she couldn’t thanks to getting pregnant at a young age…but instead found out she was 14, surprising me, cuz these tits don’t look a day younger than 40. I guess she grew up too fast for her own good, Hollywood will do that to you…

These pictures could be old, but they are new to me and that’s what matters..

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|Shameless|Tits

2010

19

May

Jayde Nicole Still Trying to Get Noticed of the Day

I don’t know what the deal with this trash from Canada is. I know she followed her single-mother’s white trash lead to take her titties to Playboy cuz it pays more and leads to more opportunity than stripping, but as long as she does it when she’s freshly turned 18 so that her youth works for her guaranteeing a spot as most whores only get the confidence to get naked for the world after their other plans in money making have fallen apart and they realize that “it’s now or never”….but instead of staying true to being a bitch who gets naked for money, she started dating some idiot, ended up on a shitty reality shot, and now thinks she’s a fucking TV star, when really she isn’t shit…other than a whore meant to get naked who got diverted…

So when I see the useless cunt showing off a little tit, I like to get the message out that she needs to step up her game and flash some cunt, cuz otherwise no one will notice you in a few months…and this post has been my good deed of the day…helping some trash out when no one else bother noticing her or her cleavage cuz it’s irrelevant anymore…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Playboy|Whore

2010

19

May

Karolina Kurkova Hits Rock Bottom of the Day

Karolina Kurkova, the fat Victoria Secret Model, who was almost fired because she liked cake but pretended it was hormonal like most fat people, like my wife, who at 300 pounds won’t fucking admit that fact that she eats more food than a small family and the food she eats is fucking disgusting shit while sitting all fucking day complaining about how hot it is as she dies too slow, miserable and drawn out cuz she’s hates me more than she hates herself and believes suicide has to be irritating for all of us, has officially hit rock bottom. You see, the second you are in on a photo-op with a useless prostitute of a woman like Victoria Silvstedt, who managed to get into the event only becuase she sells her pussy to a midget billionaire, and not because she was at one time in Playboy, is the second you should pack your bags and move back to Eastern Europe.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Karolona Kurkova|Rock Bottom

2010

19

May

Naomi Watts’ Mom Ass in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

I do like watching mom’s at the public pool playing with their kids, usually because they are so focused on their bratty kids that they dont realize that half a pussy lip is hanging out of their bathing suit, or that their white bikini top is see through cuz we live in the ghetto and our stores don’t sell quality fabrics, but part of me still finds the whole mom thing disgusting, knowing a baby has passed through that pussy, knowing that pussy is being rolled up and stuffed into place like an old suitcase being overstuffed when you try to make the escape from the hell you are living…but half naked mom pussy is better than no pussy, so we get by and put our ideals behind us, and remember that sometimes “good enough” is enough…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Mom Ass|Naomi Watts

2010

19

May

Zooey Deschanel in Some Vintage Bathing Suits for Summer of the Day

I don’t know who Zooey Deschanel is, I just know that her name always reminds me of my friend who took the “petting zoo” too literally. I don’t actually have a friend who fucks animals, I have friends who fuck women who are so ugly I’d rather fuck an animal, and the only person I know who used to fuck animals was a Turkish muslim dude who would fuck dogs because jerking off and fucking bitches was against his religion and for some reason wasn’t embarrassed about telling me the story at least 4 times in the last 4 years….

I do know that Zooey Deschanel looks like the kind of girl I wouldn’t notice on the street. You know the obscure geek hipster who I just assume is a lesbian who would go to the public pool in vintage bathing suits and not just wear them in photoshoots and really who fucking cares…I know I don’t….

Posted in:Vintage Bathing Suits|Zooey Deschanel