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2010

17

May

Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley in a Bikini With her Client of the Day



Jenna Bentley is an irrelevant stupid lookin fake titty ex-playboy playmate who you’ve never heard of. She is apparently also a hooker…maybe not a street whore kind of hooker I appreciate, but the more subtle type of hooker who dates rich dudes in exchange for the good life, because they couldn’t get there on their own….

The reality is that being in Playboy is the equivalet to having a degree to fake titty sluts, it’s like having a built in retirement plan and guaranteed work, because rich dudes going through a midlife crisis (notice the long hair and tattoos), divorced or recently widowed cuz they are so old have usually done their share of conventional relationships that suck, as well as their share of escorts and hookers that are embarassing to bring out to social events…leaving them with no choice but to look for whores with credentials, cuz when you introduce your hooker as an ex-Playboy model, it’s status amongst the community, like a “I really made it and I’m living the good life” stamp of approval his neighbors envy…Like bitch automatically becomes the socially accepted whore….so when your fake titties have been in Playboy, there’s always a sugar daddy to fall back on….

Here are some stupid staged bikini and public weirdness the dude is loving cuz it makes him feel like he’s still got it, when clearly, there’s other things he’s got that got him this….not that bitch is hot, I actually can’t stand what she looks like, but you get what I am saying…bikini pics are bikini pics…enjoy her strategy to get noticed…that apparently works…cunt has a hold on me…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Jenna Bentley|Playboy

2010

17

May

Taryn Manning Sloppy Staged Bikini Pics to Stay Relevant of the Day

There was a time when Taryn Manning was my facebook friend. Her acting career was totally fucking dead and I guess she had a lot of time on her hands to re-connect with people who never found her hot. She was promoting some bullshit band she was doing with her brother and a clothing line that sucked….She would answer my messages because she probably had nothing better to do and I’d look at her pictures she posted wondering why she looked so haggard and old, coming to the conclusion that it was thanks to hard drugs, and maybe lying about her age….

But here she is in some staged bikini pictures, so it is safe to say bitch is making a comeback, or trying to, because why else would she pay the paparazzi to follow her and her shitty body in a bikini around for the day….Everyone knows it’s the cheapest way to get noticed, it’s no secret to us that they aren’t actually “catching” you on vacation like they did 10 years ago, when bikini pictures actually meant something….now they’re just as common as herpes.

Either way, here are the pics…if you’re into ugly sloppy pussy with no ass or chin…and I know you are…cuz any pussy is good enough for you….then you’ll like this mess…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Staged Bikini|Taryn Manning

2010

17

May

Eva Herzigova Creepy Stalker Pics of the Day

I’m not posting these cuz the subject of the pictures is hot, I am posting them because the context of the picture is hot. I am not too good with the english language, so I’m not too sure if that makes sense, but what I am trying to get across is that I can’t jerk off to the bitch in the pictures, btu I can jerk off to the fact that the pictures have a creepy stalker feel, like motherfucker was standing across the street from her on this balcony and he pretended he was talking a shot of the building to be discreet when really he was just zoomin in on the pussy….peeping tom is a fetish and if you’re anything like me…these picture will speak to you and you’ll understand all that went into getting them…cuz you are an amateur photographer yourself…and you hit the streets zoomin in on ass and ice cream cone eating…all while trying to not be obvious…even though you’re always obvious….

I don’t even know who Eva Herzigova is, but she’s got some serious wacked out hairline going on and it looks like she’s swallowing her chin, but whatever, not he subject of the picture, but the context….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|Peeping Tom

2010

17

May

Maria Menounos See Through on Twitter of the Day

I am starting to hate Twitter . I don’t care what other people have to say, so I don’t read the bullshit people I follow write and I don’t have enough followers for me to bother trying to be clever, because from past experience trying to be clever never works for me, and feeling pressure to remember insignificant thoughts I have to put online for a gang of losers who are into reading useless shit that other people write about their insignificant lives, and the whole thing is a waste of fucking time. I am convinced it will die out eventually and something else will take over like the fad it is….and the only thing that it makes sense for is tapping directly into celebs, rockstars and people you otherwise have no access to, like some giant fan club, and I figure I’ve got better shit to do with my time….

The only good thing about the shit is that bitches who are barely celebrities, are forced to admit that they aren’t as popular as other bitches, so that makes them step-up their game by posting “sexy” pics with their cellphones and sharing them with the virgin losers who watch their every move, like this Maria Menounos and her bra in a see-through cuz everyone knows that tits get hits….at least I know that tits get hits…cuz tits are the only reason I have a website….

Posted in:Maria Menounos|See Through

2010

17

May

Miranda Kerr Goes Topless for i-D Magazine of the Day


A fashion magazine has pulled through again. This time it was by taking a bikini and lingerie model we’ve all seen half naked many fucking times, and turning her into a common whore by getting her fucking topless to end the cockteasing and give the public what they fucking want, all by pretending it was high fashion and needed for the authenticity of the shot, cuz everyone knows when a bitch hits a field she’s usually topless and running, only usually it’s at night after drinking and she’s running for her life after getting raped, but that’s not high fashion…..but apparently this is and I’d call it a genius move but I don’t really you consider a table of editors saying “we need to sell copies to keep our jobs cuz magazines are dead and we have Miranda Kerr booked for the cover…what should we do?”, cuz getting her topless is pretty fucking straight forward, obvious logic….

Titty Close-Up….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Topless

2010

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend, not that everyday isn’t the fucking weekend for me but my goal this weekend is to see as many tits as possible, I haven’t figured out how I am going to do it, but I think it is going to start with surprising bitches into doing it, I’m not sure what that means, but I know it won’t involve strippers, cuz strippers are too easy, that’s there fucking job, I’m more into people a little less obvious or expecting…It may get me arrested, but that’s the risk I am willing to take for tits, and I’m not even a tit guy, but figure who’s not a tit guy….unfortunately I don’t have a camera….but I do have stepLINKS…

Hello, Clarice…
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Today, in Hollywood-Jungkie-Crack-Whoresess
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Shitty Hip Hop Song, With Great Video and a Set of Tits
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Peaches Geldoff Pig Shows Sloppy Tits
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Homeless Terminator Vs Apple – VIDEO
(This is Awesome)
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World Cup 2010: Top 5 Wives and Girlfriends to distract Spain
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Man, I’m Sure Into This Emma Stone Broad
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Paula Patton’s Hottest Pics
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Because Pretending to Get Laid Virtually Is Way Better Than Not Getting Laid At All
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Alabama Politics: Evolution Sucks!
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Katie is Lookin Hot on the Patio
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Some Dykes and Dildos – VIDEO
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I Don’t Blame Jeremy Piven For Wanting to Be All Over That Ass
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Collien Fernandes Does German FHM
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Ke$ha Needs Less Drugs (Or Maybe She Needs More Drugs) – VIDEO
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Some Amazing Hip Hop Boooty
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Who ME Some Nipple! – GALLERY
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Jessica Hammon is Just Too Fucking Much
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It’s Like Kim Kardashian’s Ass Gets More Insane By the Day
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Sara’s Friend Shows Her How Fun a Dildo Is – VIDEO
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Deepika Padukone is Making Me Think There’s Something To This Whole Bollywood Thing. WOW
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Miranda Kerr Gives Us A Leg Show
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Camilla Belle Hotness
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Personally, I Think Sting is a Way Hotter Woman Than Lady Gaga, What Do You Think?
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LaeAnn Amos’ Body is Out of Control
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Kate Hudson X Cameron Diaz Catfight
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Lana is Trying to Escape Lesbian Island – VIDEO
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Danielle is in Nike’s World Cup Soccer Jersey and She Makes It Look Good
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Eva Longoria is Lookin Hot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Denisa Wants to Say Hello
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Awesome, Busty Chick at the Beach
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Meagan Fox is Lookin Sexy is a Corset
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I Like Hearing News Reporters Talk About Cock – VIDEO
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Roman Polanski Might Have Molested This
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Now THIS Is a Cell Phone Commercial
(Yes There is PUSSY)
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I’d Like to Be All Over These Hips
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Super Sexy Lesbian CPR – VIDEO
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Daisy, Mia or Lizzie?
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I Wish Claire Danes’ Dress Was a Little Shorter
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And MORe Hot Lesbians – VIDEO
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Follow Me, I’m Begging You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

14

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Celebrities are boring…the news usually isn’t….mainly cuz it deals with real issues and real stupidity and real insanity….where as celebs are just all fucking bullshit…so here’s some of the best news stories I’ve come across today….enjoy….and remember you can be featured here…all you have to do is a fucking stunt that gets you on the fucking news…I suggest exposing genitals and rubbing them up on people on the bus…but maybe you’re more creative than me…

Virginia Teacher Accused of Being Drunk in Class

Missouri Mom Pleads Guilty to Paying Teens to Get Drunk at Party
Karen Downs pleaded guilty to offering $10 to a group of 14 year-old girls to see who could chug a glass of vodka the fastest

Men Pole Dancing for Exercise

Louisiana Man Carries Sign ‘Adult Sex w/Children Is Okay’
A controversial sign has sparked anger in Louisiana, but the man says his sign is to spark not conversation, not support adult sex with underage children

PA Couple Wants to Get Married at Strip Club They Met At
A Pennsylvania couple wants to get married at the strip club they met at, but the town wants to shut it down

Caught on tape: brave customer takes on store robber with chair

Beyonce’s Influence on the World…Put her in Jail…

Kids Shooting Kids for Being Gay

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

14

May

Gisele’s Hot Mom Body of the Day

Fine. I’ll stop beating the dead horse with my dick. Gisele isn’t a tranny from Brazil. Tom Brady isn’t a faggot who joined football for sexual reasons. The baby wasn’t staged to kill the rumors cuz they are rich and powerful and can afford to manipulate the world with fake babies…..as long as she agrees to keep on putting out modeling pics like this…cuz dick or not…sometimes it’s ok to stop asking questions…and take things at face value…especially if face value looks like this and if we really need an expert opinion, I have no problem volunteering my mouth to explore the mangled mess in her panties, cuz cock or not, getting off to this is not homo…even if it’s smoke, mirrors, duct tape and photoshop…..good enough for me….and I’m sure it’s good enough for you too…you sick fuck

Posted in:Body|Gisele Bundchen

2010

14

May

Shauna Sand Topless on the Beach of the Day

It looks like Shauna Sand found a twin….I doubt it was that hard….I mean every strip club has skinny blonde chicks with ravaged faces, fake tans, fake hair and big fake tits who like showing off their disguting bodies because for some reason they think they have it going on because truck drivers love them and buy them pretty flowers as they role through the club they work at….It’s not like Shauna Sand did a look-a-like contest…some doppleganger shit to masturbate to but I am thinking maybe this friendship started with fan mail that made Shauna Sand think a beach day with this bitch would be a great photo-op for the paparazzi and that’s probably why these pictures exist….and as disgusting as Shauna Sand’s vagina is, I can’t turn my back on someone with serious issues whether they are daddy or body image issues, especially when they put this much fucking effort into and cheap plastic surgery into it getting work….

The Superficial Has the Actual Topless pics, I don’t have the right to the shit, so if you want to see her hacked off nipples, follow this link
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Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand|Topless

2010

14

May

Rumer Willis Needs Plastic Surgery of the Day

When is Rumer Willis going to take her mother’s lead and get her fucking face fixed, cuz seriously, she harldly looks human….she is all lopsided and shit making me wonder what thef fuck Demi Moore did to her when she was in the womb…I’m thinking coat hanger.

Posted in:Rumer Willis|Ugly