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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Apr

Hayley Duff Walking the Dog With No Bra on of the Day

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Here’s another set of pictures I’m not allowed to use, but have something to say about them and that’s that Hayley Duff in no way is fucking disgusting. She’s got this horse face that no matter how big her tits are or how decent her ass looks in a pair of pajama pants can’t be ignored…and I actually have a hatred for the girl because my friend forced me to watch the worst movie in the world that she somehow managed to be the star of that I can only assume her sister pulled some strings to get her the job as latching onto her sister’s celebrity has been a constant theme in her life and her career and is probably what finances her life….but I’d still love to see her naked, but then again I want to see every girl naked….whether they are the second rate bottom feeding sister of some rich semi-retired teen starlet or not…

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Posted in:Braless|Hayley Duff

2010

Apr

Scarlett Johansson in the Iron Man 2 Poster of the Day

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I am just posting this Iron Man 2 poster for the virgin losers who think Scarlett Johansson still has it going on, or who already thing they’re engaged to her just based on the amount of times they’ve jerked off to her pictures between Role Playing videogames and the quality of the full body digital print they’ve managed to get on their bedsheets so that they feel like she’s in bed with them everynight, cuz that’s just how committed virgin loser comic book geeks are….

I figure at least one of you can jerk off to this movie poster, despite how fake she looks, because you’ve been getting off to cartoons for decades, so it’s not that much of a stretch…enjoy….

Posted in:Iron Man 2|Poster|Scarlett Johansson

2010

Apr

Toni Collette’s Nasty Small Tits in United States of Tara of the Day

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The thing I like about small tits is that they are perky. You know small, firm, round, small nipples that are good to suck on and they age well.

So whenever I see hot chicks with nice little tits I get excited knowing that the nipples aim to the sky and will stay that way until they end up being too old to get jerked off on, if that’s even possible, considering I’d pretty much jerk off on tits of any age, but you get what I’m saying….

That was until today when Toni Collette decided to do a topless scene in her TV show that forced me to remember my small tit dreams are really just a dream, cuz every once in a while comes along a sloppy, National Geographic tribal small tits, that ruins all the fun for all the small tits that live up to my theory…

Thanks bitch. Now put your fucking shirt on….What do you think this is….Woodstock?….Fucking Hippie.

Posted in:Saggy|Small Tit|Toni Collette

2010

Apr

Erin Andrews Shows Us What It Takes of the Day

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I think it’s pretty obvious that Erin Andrews has figured out how men work, you know since she spent her career working in a men’s field working as a Sportscaster for ESPN, but really only making a name of herself when some dude she probably paid installed some spy cameras on her and released the nude videos to the internet….and here she is demonstrating how it works…without actually putting a dick in her mouth because that would really give away her secret to getting famous enough to be on Dancing with the Stars, which isn’t really famous at all and it would make her out to be the whore she obviously is….and she’s trying to keep that underwraps…

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Posted in:Dick Suckin' Stance|Erin Andrews

2010

Apr

Aubrey O’Day Has a Seriously Shitty Body of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day has taken this eating thing a little too far. I get that she loves black dude attention becuase they are the only people who give her any attention because they are the only people who appreciate a fat white girl…and I guess that was a market she liked taping into because it took a lot of pressure off her in terms of actually getting off her ass and exercising….The only weird thing about it is that she’s trying to turn herself into a fat black woman, which is pretty much career suicide because black dudes hate black women and really I don’t know why I am analyzing this bullshit because bitch doesn’t deserve this much thought….but it is funny that she’s still celebrating on her Playboy cover from a year ago, by wearing a Miss March necklace, which was probably the last work she’s got and will ever get, so her life goal has finally been accomplished…..cuz she’s fat ghetto trash…enjoy…

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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Fat

2010

Apr

Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Legs to Distract from her Face of the Day

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I have never been turned on by Ashlee Simpson. The only good thing about her was that that she was the ugly sister and ugly sisters try harder to make you cum than the hotter sister or even the average girl because they’ve got a complex and spent their lives feeling second rate and second rate always picks up the slack for being the ugly sister by servicing men better if they aren’t the kind of second rate that kills themselves cuz they can’t deal with being second rate…..I figured the only guys she’d get would be no names trying to get close to Jessica Simpson, but she proved me wrong by marrying and getting knocked up by some homosexual possibly because Jessica Simpson turned fat and battered looking, making the calls to Ashlee Simpson totally die down…or maybe she just wanted a guy she could share her clothes with…and I guess none of that matters and what does matter is that she knows to show off her thin legs, to distract us from her face and to find female escort that is even uglier than her to make her look less ugly….and that effort shouldn’t go unnoticed….

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Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Legs|Ugly

2010

Apr

Sofia Vergara Tits in Modern Family of the Day

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I haven’t seen the show Modern Family, but I have seen Sofia Vergara’s fat tits over the years and they’re pretty bust, even if I hate any bitch that speaks Spanish because it brings back horrible memories of my whore mother fucking random white dudes in our one room apartment back in Mexico, before she died of AIDS and left me to some child molesting priest run orphanage, but this isn’t group therapy motherfuckers, this is me keeping track of pussy, and despite what I’ve heard about Sofia Vergara and her little trip to Central America a few decades ago when her name was Sergio to get an “operation”, her tits are woman enough to ignore the testicles she was possibly born with….especially since they’ve been removed…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara|Tits

2010

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Death Watch is Back on of the Day

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Just so everyone knows…Lindsay Lohan is playing up this drugged out near death bullshit harder than her father is. She is not going to die. She is not near death. She is probably not even doing drugs. She likes the fact people are talking about her and saying she’s the next to die. She’s milking it as hard as she can and really it’s pretty fucking easy. All she has to do is not shower, fall in public, put white powder in her shoes and get into the fetal position at a Wendy’s drive-through. I know she’s playing this up and I know this is all for attention and if she dies…I will be proven wrong…but as the guy who’s been doing the Lohan Death Watch for the last 3 years…I think I know what I am talking about….

Don’t believe anything you see in Hollywood. Shit is all staged and strategic….Don’t be an idiot even though I know you are a fucking idiot….and for those of you looking to jerk off, just imagine she’s some bitch you got some roofies into and who passed the fuck up in the cab ride you said “you’d share” home with her cuz you “Live in the same neighborhood”, resulting in you getting your way with her in the first Alley you could drag her into…

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Posted in:death|Lindsay Lohan

2010

Apr

Hottest Sandra Bullock Picture of the Day

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It’s no secret that I can’t stand Sandra Bullock because I know she’s been marketed as this All-American Sweetheart because of movies she was cast in, blurring the lines of reality for the average American, but the reality of the shit is that she was married to some Nazi motherfucker who fucks gutter trash and whether he goes to sex rehab or not, there is no way Sandra Bullock wasn’t aware of the shit, involved in the shit and I really don’t believe that Sandra Bullock and Jesse James marriage was nothing but a lie for publicity. Nothing in Hollywood is real, but what is real is how bitch is hididng in some garment bag like she was just in a mob hit or a victim of some serial killer being transported to the bridge to be thrown in the river and I think that’s her best look yet, not because I’m a psycho into dead celebrities, but I’m tired of people feelin’ for a bitch who’s had too much success in life who doesn’t deserve for anyone to feel for her especially when she was involved in the shit…cuz there’s no way this was all secret….it was just secret to the public…Stop being idiots people….I want this to end…cuz these people really aren’t important enough to talk about.

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Posted in:Hiding|Sandra Bullock

2010

Apr

Nicky Minaj and Amber Rose in a Video of the Day

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Here’s some real shitty hip hop song by some over-hyped bitch named Nicky Minaj that all the brothers are obsessed with and I don’t really know why…and to keep things real fucking low quality, bottom feeding and ghetto, it features Amber Rose…..The funniest thing about all this is that producing this video cost more money than bitch is worth, seriously, there are helicopters and fast cars like Diddy videos of the past and they would been better off if the car with Amber Rose in it accidentally drove into a brick wall and ended in a fiery mess, or at least if they shot it on a flip camera in the bitch’s bathroom while she got dressed, at least then we could jerk off to the shit while keeping it on mute instead of watching the shit hoping to see booty amongst a lot of topless black dudes on mute….Either way, I’ve got 5 emails about this shit, so maybe it’s a big deal, what the fuck do I know about music….

Posted in:Amber Rose|Nicky Minaj