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Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

Mar

Katy Perry Shows Off her Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Legally I’m not allowed to post the pictures of Katy Perry’s tits in a red bikini, not because Katy Perry annoys me so much that I’ve showed up at her house every day until she issued a restraining order, but because the paparazzi agency who was paid or who paid to get the rights to take these pics don’t like me because I offend the celebrities they pay to take exclusive pictures of and they don’t want to lose their business model…..

Look, I get the whole “her tits are amazing” thign, and part of me can appreciate that about her, but I can’t forget that she is Katy Perry or that she is ugly as fuck, she shouldn’t be allowed out of the house without movie make-up or a mask on but she should be forced to always wear a bikini top because after staring at this for a few minutes…I realize she’s not so bad…Don’t get me wrong, I still hate her…and I still have hope that her and her annoying boyfriend Russell Brand are involved in a horrible plane crash on the way home. I feel like God’s been too good to them and needs to take it back.

Not that you’re reading this you perverts…you’ve already clicked the link to see the rest of the pics…

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2010

Mar

Parents Watching Porn with Kids News of the Day

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Texas has a funny law that reads “Minors are allowed to watch porn if an adult is present” and now some woman is trying to ruin our parental right to teach our daughters how to keep their man happy.

Seriously, porn is part of mainstream media and the sooner kids get up on how to fuck, the better off they are in future….fucking is a hell of a lot more beneficial to their future than Spongebob Squarepants bullshit….

Even Folgers commercials remind us that dad’s like training their daughters proper so that they know what they are passing off to their future husbands, I mean really, what else would the bitch be out all night after someone “propsed” to her…and what do you think daddy was referencing when he said “Todd’s a Lucky Man”….whore….The good news in all this is that I’m not a parent.

Posted in:Parenting|Porn

2010

Mar

Jessica Szohr Bikini Top for OP of the Day

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I thought this Jessica Szohr chick was on 90210 so I have been avoiding her as I want that shit to go bankrupt faster than it took some idiot exec to come up with the idea of “hey, let’s do a modern version of 90210 and keep some of the same characters, since it worked in Canada with Degrassi, hell let’s even hire one of the girls from Degrassi”.

I find bottom-feeding ideas, and bottom-feeding shows, lure in bottom-feeding actors like Annalynne McCord who reminds us of that daily and I like to avoid promoting them….

But today I took the time to google this Jessica Szohr bitch, mainly because I pronounce her name as Jessica SORE, which is possibly hot, you know like a sore pussy from getting fucked hard, but reminds me more of a sore on her pussy from getting fucked hard by dirty cock….and it turns out she’s actually on Gossip Girl….

I don’t know how I’m going to forgive myself for making that mistake, but in my defense, up until a month ago, I thought Gossip Girl and 90210 were the same show, and so did the execs who created them….

Either way, she did a campaign for Ocean Pacific, a line that’s gone Walmart in Canada since it’s revival from it’s 80s surfing prime…but she’s in a bikini top and showing off her young looking body hard enough to make me ignore how bad this photoshoot is, but more importantly how bad her nose looks in them….

See bikini tops are good enough for me…I’m easy…and I’m pretty sure she is too…that’s the only way to make it in Hollywood…remember that aspiring actresses I meet in bars who I tell I’m a producer who can make them famous….

Posted in:Bikini Top|Jessica Szohr

2010

Mar

Jesse James and the Genius Career Move of the Day

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Last time I checked – most of Hollywood are Jews and Jews really don’t ever find Nazi jokes funny. Even the disconnected self-hating Jews have issues dressing up and dancing around the room like they were Hitler or even laughing at the guy they gave a TV show doing the shit under any context even if it’s a party game, except maybe if it was a movie where Hilter is just being represented for historical reasonso….So I can assume this is career suicide in terms of his TV career….

Last time I checked – most divorce Lawyers are Jews and Jews don’t really like representing Nazis, but I guess since Lawyers are a different breed of human who understand a high profile case that will lead to more business whether the client is a Nazi, a murderer, a child rapist or not….

See, I am not affected by this shit, but even I know it’s a stupid fucking joke. Sure, he wasn’t affected by WWII and it’s a funny taboo thing to joke about when you have no skill at making jokes, especially amongst your hardcore tattooed up punk rock friends…the same friends who were skinheads in the 80s and who haven’t dropped the “Fuck the World” attitude….. He’s not Jewish, so he doesn’t really give a fuck about offending his grandmother who is a survivor and I am sure it wasn’t even his intention…he was probably just mocking Hitler cuz someone had the hat lying around not thinking a picture would ever be taken or released. Just a stupid decision….

I’m just waiting for the Sandra Bullock Nazi photos to surface cuz you know when these two first met she was trying to suck up to him and fit in with him any way she could….I would love for it to hit so people realize what their American Sweetheart really is…a Nazi fucking cunt….cuz I am tired of everyone falling into her marketing trap…there is no way she’s this nice, all american girl you see in the movies…we don’t know her…we see what they want us to see…

Either way, dude is an idiot who doesn’t know how to cover his ass. He made himself look bad last week and now he’s made himself look real bad…and this is career suicide at its best….

Posted in:Jesse James|Nazi

2010

Mar

Georgia May Jagger is the Body of Hudson Jeans of the Day

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For those of you who used to excited watching Mick Jagger’s lips on the mic, not because you were a huge fan of his music, but because you loved how good his lips would be for sucking dick, but didn’t want to tell anyone, because despite being very tainty and flamboyant, Mick Jagger is still a dude….

Well his daughter with Jerry Hall, Georgia May Jagger, seems to have inherited the lips you’ve dreamt were on a girl and like all full lipped girls I am hooked…I don’t even care how fat, ugly, awkward looking a bitch is, if her lips are jacked, I’m ready to react in a dirty way…

Just yesterday I was stuck behind this pig of a woman at a coffee shop and I was looking at her wondering how a woman can end up that sloppy as she ordered her piece of cake and hot chocolate with extra whipped cream, then she turned around and I saw her face and her lips were as fat as her disgusting ass and I was in love….not that it matters…..

Either way, she’s another celebrity daughter who has decided to use her famous parents as leverage to become a “model” cuz being a model is apparently the best job in the world cuz you get paid large amounts of money for doing nothing….and it’s easy to get work cuz all the fashion designers book famous kids cuz it’s affordable and makes them feel as high profile as booking the actual famous people…and none of that matters…what does matter is she’s half naked.

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Posted in:Georgia May Jagger|Half Naked|Model

2010

Mar

Amputee Story of the Day

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Here’s a beautiful story about a man who lives off his quad-amputee girlfriend’s disability check. He finally got fed up when bitch rolled her quad-amputee ass in front of his TV when he was trying to watch his stories…so he did what he had to do and threw her out of her chair to fend for her fucking self for a change….

I guess she doesn’t understand that she’s already enough of a fucking burden with all inability to get shit done, or give handjobs, cuz bitch doesn’t have any arms or legs…but she makes up for it when dude gets to use her like a living and breathing pocket pussy….

Either way, she had it coming for being crippled and should just be happy a guy gives her the time of day even if he’s just using you for her 1/2 body and disability checks…Take what you can get…Beggars can’t be choosers, I guess they don’t teach you that in handicap school.

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2010

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Reminds Us That Fat Chicks Like Their Shoes of the Day

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There is a study that fatter girls are hooked on buying shoes because it is the one thing on their body that doesn’t change sizes. It’s like if bitch is a size 7 in high school, she’s usually gonna be a size 7 in her 40s, even if her pantsize has gone from a size 0 to a “I wear elastic waistband pants I buy at the fat chick store cuz they don’t make shit in my size anymore”, like my wife. So they go shopping for shoes cuz other than eating buffets, it is the only way they feel good about themselves when shopping and here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt showing off her shoes, the only thing she’s got left, you know now that she’s on her way back to obesity.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ankles|Fat|Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

Mar

Britney Spears and Her New Hot Look of the Day

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There are some pictures of Britney Spears last week that I didn’t bother posting because following Britney Spears is not one of my many hobbies, plus I’ve been pre-occupied trying to get my Asian grocer to agree to working on my new project, where we pay random homeless people to shit on his chest, something that I am telling him will be the next big thing but is really for my own personal “Shits and Giggles”, but this new look, with the glasses and the bra that makes me forget her tits hang to the fuckin’ ground like a fat chick who just got her stomach stapled and dropped 140 pounds….So if she kept up this naughty nerd hiding behind her glasses, I’m sure a lot more of us could start masturbating to her again…you know it’s almost good enough for us to forget all the damage she’s done to her pussy and how crazy she is, cuz everyone knows nerdy girls can’t be crazy, they’re too busy studying….see Britney, it’s already working on me.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Hot

2010

Mar

Kate Bosworth is Boring But Hot of the Day

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I know Kate Bosworth is boring as fuck, but like every boring as fuck girl, I can only assume it is safe to say that she’s not a boring fuck. It’s like she keeps shit played down and conservative, but the second you get her to trust you, she turns into a freak in bed, at least that’s what I like to think, because I think she’s kinda hot and like most hot girls, I like to visualize them bouncing on my pathetic excuse for a dick, not that you care….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Boring|Kate Bosworth

2010

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have nothing interesting to say, not that I ever do, but today I’m not gonna even bother trying to fake it.

Here are my stepLINKS. Click them if you like sexy internet time….

Kelly Brooke is in Lingerie and It’s Very Nice
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Kate Gosslelin in a Self Entitled Cunt and She is Going to Breakdown on Live Tv in 3…2…1
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15 of the Trashiest People to Ever Become Famous
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Meet Hottie Margarita Levieva
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Because Your Life is as Sad and Depressing as Mine Is
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Wonder Woman Gets Choked to Death By Darth Vader
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20 Photos of Couples That Will Make You Want to Puke
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The Ten Sexiest Uniforms in Sports
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Some Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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Very Wet Pussy – VIDEO
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Sarah Jackson is Lookin Hot
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Little Kid Bails and It’s Hilarious – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Jury Duty Edition of the Day
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Random Photos, Just Because
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Brianna Amor’s Body is Just Fucking Insane
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Cindy Margolis Loves a Firm Banana
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Jesse Fingers Her Pussy
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Jessica Biel in Her Bra and Panties throwback
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Some Sexy Cosplay Bitches – GALLERY
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Bet Victoria Beckham is Going Commando Under There
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Howard Stern Says Jamie Foxx is Gay and I’m Leaning Towards Believing Him
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Mindy McCready Has a Sex Tape…And a Mug Shot
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Fast and Deep on the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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Taylor Swift Posing for Elle Magazine – VIDEO
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Some Victoria’s Secret Sluts
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Because Being Single Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Live Vicariously
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Peaches Geldof Got Fired For Being a Junkie Whore Just Like Her Mom
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kristan Cavallari is Dressed Like a Street Walker
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Street Chick Brawl – VIDEO
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Bar Rafaeli in Lingerie
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Enjoy the View of Ida
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Penthouse Pet Jelena Jensen
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Twatter Wars: Lopez vs. Lohan
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